FuchsiaII
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Joined 01-01-06, id: 961274, Profile Updated: 09-10-08
Author has written 6 stories for Misc. Tv Shows, Mighty Boosh, A Knight's Tale, Robert Langdon series, and Master and Commander.

I like the following things and because I like them so much, they'll probably be cropping up or forming the basis for a story at some point. Why? Because I'm a self-indulgent twerp:

Dustfinger, dreadlocks, Narnia, Paul Bettany in various guises, The League of the Gentlemen (the Royston Vasey sort, not the Dorian Gray), hobbits, organic vegetables (and I don't mean the cast of 'Harry Potter'), Marie Antoinette and Marguerite Blakeney (and anything connected to these lovely-looking Georgian ladies...), Elizabeth Bathory, satirical literature and cartoons, Lord of the Rings, Aubrey/Maturin, Gormenghast, Goth music, Geoffrey Chaucer, period costume and TINY CORSETS (20-inch-cinch, anyone?), Sharpe, Withnail and I, dressing up - pointy-ears and Fimo horns and all, Brian Froud, The Mighty Boosh, albinos, tiny exotic-looking men, medium-sized exotic-looking men, tall exotic-looking men, exotic-looking women of any height (I do mean the Mediaeval Baebes...certes, they are ful wel fyne), my lovely nocturnal Witchcrafting, British comedy a la Blackadder, naughty fauns, the colour teal, that hot Jamaican wench from PotC2, and anything with any possible tenous link to Cradle of Filth.

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Haunting a Ghost by James Baelish reviews
Pain is good. But forget the cilice and self flagellation. Before Opus Dei, Silas had learned that the worst pain of all is loving a woman. A tale of Silas' rise, fall and subsequent resurrection...
Robert Langdon series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,682 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Silas
Wings of Innocence by BumblingLobster reviews
Silas has been sent to Hell, but he still prays to be forgiven. In heaven, God takes notice and decides to give Silas a second chance by making him a guardian angel. Can Silas change? *being edited- version 2 soon!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006
Saltwater for Tears by Countess Verona Dracula reviews
Now that the business with the Acheron is done, the Surprise gets involved in a more deadly affair: one that threatens their beliefs and Stephen’s heart. [slight POTC Crossover] [StephenOC]
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,027 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Silas's Hilarious Antics by Eric and Derek reviews
Well, this is rather mad, funny and freaky. It's coauthored, and very out of character. It is funny! please R and R! enjoy !Derek and Eric xxx The Title, is rather self explanatory so theres no need for a massive summary! heheh!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 11/26/2005
Sublimation by Countess Verona Dracula reviews
Silas doesn‘t want to be a ghost anymore. But he hasn’t stopped to think about the consequences of becoming human... [PreDVC]
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,697 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
What makes us good by LaRosaAzul reviews
One night Silas saves a woman. Now 3 years later it is her turn to save him. Read and Review please!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,837 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
Son of Adam, daughter of Eve by DragonG reviews
Forbidden attraction. Silas and Sophie Neveu.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Through a child's eyes by Lycanthropia reviews
An unusual day for Silas in London. Takes place some years before DVC. Don't know why I wrote this. I was tired. Silas could therefore be rather OOC. Oneshot. Simple reviews and constructive criticism are both appreciated.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Things Forgotten by alconis pericordis reviews
Lucy remembers a very specific part of her time in Narnia after she has returned, but like all things, they are with time, forgotten.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
Hominus in Extremis by RamblerGaelige reviews
A massive twist in the lives of Maturin and Aubrey may have tragic consequences for both. Please read and review. Rated T for a bit of gore.
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006
Pipe Dream by Eggo Waffles reviews
Lucy comes to terms with her Faun fetish. Tumnus comes to terms with the fact that his teapot is broken. LucyTumnus parody... don't say you weren't warned.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
On Distant Shores by Bean02 reviews
Tom Pullings, Jack Aubrey, Stephen Maturin, and Will Blakeney all manage to appear in a very unlikely place! Yep. It’s the sequel to “To Wives and Sweethearts”… insanity is guaranteed!
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,034 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004
Corporal Mortification by Angelica Albina reviews
A poem about Silas and one of his corporal mortification sessions in which he believes he has angelic visions...
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2005
In the Navy M&CStyle! by Evil-Sme-Schizo-Pip reviews
I love being challenged. I'm so good at this. I don't care what you guys think-I AM! Don't hit me!
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2004
A whole bunch of British Guys on a Ship by Huntress16 reviews
Aubrey is a bit too close to the Mids. Maturin doesn't just use those supplies for medical purposes. Pullings is a crazed manic depressant.While Calamy is hooked on caffine and Blakney is obssesed with PotC. My crazed Twinnkiee fed story comes alive.
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2004
Trouble in Paradise by Black-Death reviews
Whoever said that happily ever afters were the 'end all, be all' of great tales? Het- Will and Jocelyn, Slash- Chaucer and Wat
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004
A Good Friendship by Peak-in-Darien reviews
SLASH. Humorous. Jack and Will are enjoying themselves.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2004
Simple by Brynna reviews
A Geoff/Kate one-shot.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Complete
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Silas and MarySue reviews
If I had eyebrows, I'd raise them,' thought Silas worriedly...
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
The Joy of Bananas reviews
StephenJack without the StephenJack.
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
WARNING:Exam Revision May Impair Grasp On Reality! reviews
Humourous surrealism, to combine three loves: beautiful men, comedy, and faint dislike of the modern world. Anyone who also likes those three things can come and join in!
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
No 'Noisy Bleedy Death' Involved reviews
Da Vinci Code parody with a Silas twist.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
The Frappucchino Magnets reviews
Multichapter NabooOC, amongst other happenings. Gasp! As Howard thinks he’s the next Shakespeare! Stare! As Naboo’s Carot Cards predict a lot of garbage! Scream! As the Hitcher’s young neice threatens squirrels! And so on.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Sharpe's Parody reviews
The Duke of Wellington's camp, ' said Harper cheerily, pointing to the tents. ' No, he's not, Sarge! Really! ' Perkins defended.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete