Call Me Nettiehide bio
 Author has written 19 stories for Hey Arnold. Hello, and welcome to my profile. This is the place for any Hey Arnold fan to come hang out and hopefully enjoy a story or two. As you'll discover my main focus is on the whole Arnold/Helga thing, mainly because I can't resist a good love story, especially when it's Helga getting her man! So if you're in the mood for a story about the gang from good old PS 118 then grab a drink, take a seat and hopefully enjoy what I have to offer. Enjoy! EDIT: I want to give a special thank you to fellow writer Metalheadrailfan for the wonderful fanart he made depicting a couple of chapters from my story A Slice Of Life, and for allowing me to use one of his pictures for the cover art to Shortman Shorts. I'm absolutely loving how he had Helga dress baby Phillip up as Tom in regards to Helga's love of the show Star vs Evil as mentioned in chapter 40 of Slice. It's just too cute. You can find his artwork on Deviantart under the name Metalheadrailfan. I'd post the link but every time I try it takes me to another dimension. |
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The Book of Souls by metalheadrailfan reviews
A few years after the events in San Lorenzo, Arnold and the gang find themselves on another adventure, this time to dry deserts of Egypt. But when a disowned family member comes along, it soon becomes apparent that what awaits them there is far, far worse.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,273 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 9/12/2018 - Phoebe, Arnold, Helga, Gerald
College Life by Maddie-san reviews
After a horrible first year of college, Sango is determined to get Kagome back on track. Even if that meant dragging her kicking and screaming to a frat boy party so that she could finally get over Inuyasha.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,161 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 10/28/2017 - [Kōga, Kagome H.]
Close to the Vest by Paddywagon826 reviews
Alternate Universe. Arnold and Gerald join the Hillwood County Sheriff's Office as rookie deputies. Along the way, they meet evidence tech Phoebe and traffic cop Helga. Idealistic Arnold will have to figure out how to deal with cynical Helga as he begins his new career. See author's note for further. Now with 50% more Rhonda!
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 84 - Words: 173,095 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 3/27/2018 - [Arnold, Helga] [Phoebe, Gerald]
As Time Goes By - Hillwood Railway Museum by metalheadrailfan reviews
Part of CallMeNettie's new story, "As Time Goes By". Small world building thing and showcasing part of the museum collection, featuring The Haunted Train.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2019 - Complete
Stupid Tour, Stupid Gum by metalheadrailfan reviews
Helga could think of a million things she'd rather be doing than be stuck on lame tour of a candy factory. But then again, this was no ordinary factory. / Willy Wonka AU. Oneshot. 7/30/19: Now with alternate ending.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2019 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Arnold, Helga, Monkeyman - Complete
It shows by Jullytta reviews
"Let's keep this a secret between us, shall we?"
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2019 - [Arnold, Helga] [Phoebe, Gerald] - Complete
Her First Apartment by writerofthewanderingsuns reviews
inukag american college AU. Rated M because there be some smut ;). Kagome desperately needs a place to stay for her sophomore year but most places are already taken. Can she put up with living with a unique roommate in a single bedroom apartment? Will she fall for her protector from the youkai world she never knew existed?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,665 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/14/2019 - Published: 4/30/2017 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] Kagura, Inutaisho
Helga's Confession by Anonymous Latino reviews
Helga overhears the gang and her new friend Rodrigo talking about her. It sounds serious. Curiously, she steps closer to listen in on their conversation...
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Complete
Of Ticking Clocks and Beating Hearts by Kittenshift17 reviews
Hermione is approached with a time-travel safeguard to right the wrongs of the wars. Sent back in time to the first year of the Marauders schooling, Hermione is given a De-Aging potion to begin Hogwarts over again only this time she must get herself sorted into Slytherin to befriend Snape and some other 'at-risk' students. Can she save Snape without falling for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,686 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 3,189 - Updated: 2/16/2019 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Lily Evans P., James P.]
The Wrong Cullen by Crazy ExGirlfriend23 reviews
No choice in the matter, an arranged marriage is made and Isabella's future has been set. After, she meets a man who comes off as confident and dangerous, yet her attraction to him is immediate. As a farewell to the life she once knew, Isabella decides to let loose for a night. The next dinner she has with the family, she learns she just might have a choice in her future after all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,174 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 1/25/2019 - Published: 4/17/2017 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
You Don't Know Me, Arnold by CVWriting reviews
After a frustrating day in Fifth Grade, Arnold snaps and tells Helga that she is incapable to just grow up and stop her scandalous ways. Challenge accepted Arnold... challenge accepted. Takes place before The Jungle Movie.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,078 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Silencing Nature by Ajay435 reviews
When Arnold was born, his cries silenced all of nature. Now, as the adventure in San Lorenzo draws to a close, Arnold will learn that he's far more than your average bold kid. And he's not the only one. Shortaki with a mystic twist, set immediately Post TJM kiss.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,504 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/15/2018 - Published: 1/26/2018 - [Arnold, Helga] Phoebe, Gerald
The Promise of the Sea by Writer25 reviews
It is the age of discovery. The age of adventure. And the age of piracy. The sea holds promises of freedom and excitement. Those seduced by the sea, may loose their hearts completely. But the sea can be a cruel and dangerous mistress. Arnold, the governor of Port Hillwood, gets kidnapped by pirates. On board their ship, he meets a beautiful blonde who's not as innocent as she seems
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,159 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 11/14/2016 - Arnold, Helga, Gerald
Iced Coffee, Hot Tea by Writer25 reviews
What happens when a passionate relationship cools, and a steady relationship suddenly heats up? Arnold, Helga, Gerald, and Phoebe face the challenges of young adulthood and college. And their relationships are put to the test with new and old friends, college drama, and the stress of growing up. Sequel to Coffee.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,625 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Complete
Puppy Love by Mishelledor23 reviews
A novice priestess panics and accidentally turns Inuyasha into a fluffy little puppy! What now? InuXKag, MirXSan
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 11/1/2017 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas, Almost by Mouse9 reviews
Helga's getting gifts from a secret admirer representing the Twelve days of Christmas. What happens when she reaches day 5?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Phoebe, Arnold, Helga, Gerald - Complete
Being You by detectivezelda reviews
It's Valentine's Day. Love is in the air, the birds are singing, the bees are buzzing, and Arnold and Helga have swapped bodies. Wait, what?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,972 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Arnold, Helga
Look Up by Tramontate Stelle reviews
Only one more year until Helga is 18 and in the clear. But when Arnold figures out the family secret she's been guarding, will he accidentally ruin her escape plans?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,700 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Arnold, Helga
Life with the Shortmans by SuprSingr reviews
Read about Arnold and Helga's family together and their life as husband and wife... and their four kids. Insanity, amusement, and romance awaits you. Rated T for good reason, proceed with caution. Now with 90% more grandparents! Stella and Miles included! (On indefinite hiatus; see @shortmania on tumblr for questions)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 439,029 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/20/2017 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Arnold, Helga
The Crash by The Arnold Waltz reviews
Helga was just going about her day like normal when some new guy in town crashed into her car.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
The Cracks of her Shell by Forever in my Life reviews
"All these lovelies in the midst and you're staring at Helga G. Pataki?" he shakes his head. "Have you lost your mind?" "No," Arnold can't peel his eyes off this girl in pink who even from the back view he knows is wearing a glare. "Quite the contrary, Gerald." The corners of his mouth rise. "I think I've finally come to my senses..."
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,991 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 1/10/2017 - [Arnold, Helga] - Complete
The Elevator by American HOT Fender reviews
It certainly wasn't how Helga Shortman had planned to spend her day. Trapped in an 8x7 space with her soon to be ex-husband. 1 elevator, 2 people, 6 hours. Will they kill each other or rekindle their love? COMPLETE!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,042 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Coffee by Writer25 reviews
I spent more than five years trying to forget the greatest heartbreak of my life. I grew up, moved in with Olga, and tried to figure out what I was going to do with my life. So of all the coffee shops in the city, why did he have to come to mine? (Set after Jungle Movie and the Patakis)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,910 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6806 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
The Picture by MoonlightKCreations reviews
The latest assignment Mr. Simmons throws at his students is a photography project of something they treasure. But when Arnold snaps a picture of Helga at the park, he finds out something about her that she's been hiding from him for years.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,709 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Let me be your hero by AiraSora reviews
When a girl is known for being strong, it can tear her apart to be looked at with pity. Helga Pataki, an 18 year old girl, had a part of herself stolen from her one night and ever since then, she lost herself. She was ready to give her life up, until someone reached a helping hand out for her. Arnold wouldn't let her fall, especially not when someone else was going down with her.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 362,084 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - [Arnold, Helga] - Complete
Blackmail toy by AiraSora reviews
Helga had always made it her personal mission to keep her love for Arnold a secret. She'd never ever thought that someone would overhear her monologging about him! And this guy was ready to demand absolutely awkward, terrifying and embarrassing things from Helga in exchange for not telling her secret to anyone. Cover by 106Eli
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 263,935 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Arnold, Helga] OC - Complete
Hey Arnold! Grow Up! by Dory469 reviews
With school starting very soon, relationships are beginning to ignite and grow, but how will they survive?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,025 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Arnold, Helga
Tutoring Arnold by Azure129 reviews
Oh no-it seems Arnold needs a little help with his poetry assignment if he wants a decent grade in English!Hmm, I wonder what fourth grade poet laurete Mr.Simmons could assign to help him out...Set postconfession to make things even more fun!AXH! CH17!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 203,951 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Rhondagenesis by Kryten reviews
REAL Final chapter up!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,482 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Rhonda
Stalling by Heidi Patacki reviews
After graduation, Helga spends her last night in town with Arnold.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/18/2001
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Song of the Siren reviews
AU Circa 1800's My story takes place in the small town of Bartlett Harbor, just off the coast of the Purdy Sea, where Arnold and his grandmother own the Seacoast Arms Tavern and Inn. It's a lonely life for Arnold until he meets Helga, a mermaid, who through dark magic, is able to live as a human, but at what cost? My take on HCA's The Little Mermaid. Cover Art credit by Jebbie.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,842 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 23h - Published: 7/17 - Arnold, Helga
As Time Goes By reviews
It's been 3 years since we last checked in on the residents of Hillwood, WA, so come with us now as we take a peek and see just what everyone's been up to. This is the much anticipated sequel to my story "A SLICE OF LIFE", and it is highly recommended that you read that first if you have not yet done so. Cover Art courtesy of METALHEADRAILFAN. Thanks dude, as usual, I owe you one
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 125,077 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 9/15/2019
Back To His Future reviews
This story takes place after TJM. Three years ago Arnold made the difficult decision to return to the jungles of San Lorenzo with his parents. It is now three years later as he prepares himself for the long trip back home to Hillwood and a special someone that has been biding her time, waiting patiently for his return.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,354 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 11/8/2018 - Arnold, Helga
Arnold's Birthday reviews
I couldn't let Arnold's birthday pass without at least posting a quick one shot. I hope you enjoy this little play off of one of my favorite episodes, Arnold's Christmas. Happy Birthday Arnold!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2019 - Complete
A Slice Of Life reviews
Come join us as we peer through the windows of the boarding house, where Arnold and Helga now reside as man and wife, and get a glimpse of what life is like for them as they await the birth of their first child. Nothing major, nothing earth shattering. Just a small, feel good, slice of life story. Something to read after a hard day at work or school.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 162 - Words: 519,205 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/15/2019 - Published: 10/19/2017 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Shortman Shorts reviews
This is a place for writings that vary from one page one shots to poems and drabblesque type works. You never know what's going to show up but I hope you'll like it all just the same. Also, I would like to thank Metalheadrailfan for allowing me to use his fantastic artwork for the cover image! You can find more of his artwork on Deviantart.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 9,996 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 9/1/2017
Watcher reviews
They say that sometimes with insanity comes genius. In this case that was indeed true. You wouldn't think so to look at him though. Just a little something for the Halloween season. Re-releasing for the holiday. If you haven't read it yet I hope you enjoy! Oh yeah, I've planted a clue in each chapter, think you can find it?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Life's Not Fair reviews
Often times I've wondered just what made the Jolly Olly man so cynical, and why he disliked Arnold so much when he went to work for him on that one career day. So I've decided to take a peek into the man's past to see what I'd find in an effort to hopefully understand him a little better.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Jolly-Olly Ice Cream Man/Willie - Complete
Thirty Minutes with Bob reviews
It's Arnold and Helga's first real date, and Arnold is stuck having to make idle chit-chat with Bob while he waits for Helga to get ready. Learn what goes through Arnold's mind, and what he really thinks about Bob, and, most importantly, Helga. Just a one-shot, just for fun.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2018 - Complete
The Sixteenth Year reviews
In this AU it's Arnold's sixteenth birthday, the year one can finally connect with their soulmate.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2017 - Complete
The Reunion reviews
The PS 118 gang reunites to pay their respects at the funeral of one of their own.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2017 - Complete
Unrequited reviews
Just a shout out to Brainy and the part he played in The Jungle Movie. Ya know, ya just gotta love Brainy.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Helga, Brainy - Complete
The Paper Route reviews
Just a little Two Shot in honor of Arnold's birthday yesterday.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 10/8/2017 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Your Love Saved Me reviews
...Silently she walks over to stand as close to Lila as she can get, her hands clenched in fury. "Lila," she says through gritted teeth, her fists curling and uncurling, "You need to move yourself out of that chair right now before I make you move." Just a little story about how Helga would react to Arnold lying unconscious in the hospital due to an attack of appendicitis.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,002 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 9/5/2017 - Complete
Passion's End reviews
We all know why Helga first fell in love with Arnold, but is that really enough to sustain a lasting relationship? Just something to think about.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2017 - Complete
The Bored Housewife reviews
This is my interpretation of Miriam's smoothie addiction.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2017 - Miriam - Complete
The Locket reviews
Wanting to show Helga how much he cares for her he gives her a new gold locket.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Complete
Desire reviews
Time for some Arnold/Helga trials and tribulations. Will they ever get together? Not if Helga doesn't come back from California before the start of the new school year!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,801 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 8/25/2017 - Phoebe, Arnold, Helga, Gerald - Complete
