SpitfirewaterNinja
 Author has written 7 stories for Ninjago. Okay, since I tend to notice people stop about halfway through profiles, especially long ones, I'll put all of my story information up top. In progress- Published: Catch Me If You Can - On Hiatus because I'll confuse you with my new stories. I will finish it, just not right now. Reflections of Ourselves- Ehh... I don't know if I'll finish this. I'm just not really interested. If anyone wanted to adopt it, I'd be happy to give it to you, if you'd give me credit for the part I wrote. Truth or Dare: Torture the Author and Ninja Edition - I'm working on it, and as long as there are dares (or truths. I'd love to do some of those.) I'll continue. Updates are slow, but I'll get around to it. Letters From Your Loved Ones- In progress, updates are every Saturday. Chasing the Ninja- In progress, this is a collab, so updates are sporadic. Unpublished and Coming Soon: If you want info on any of these, just PM me. Fixed Faces- Sometime in January or February of 2018 Boots and Saddles - March 2018 Now for the interview. (Okay, Kai, I'm typing, let's go!) (*ahem*) Kai: What's your name? Me: What? You don't believe that it's SpitfirewaterNinja? Kai: No. Me: Fine. It's Melodie Gracelynn. Most people call me Mel. Not too pretty if you ask me. Kai: I think it's pretty. Me: (*gasp*) You think so?! Kai: Yeah. Who is your most absolutely positively most best favorite ninja? Me: You!!! Absolutely most positively you!! Kai: Thought so. Yes, I am charmingly irresistible. Fabulous taste in guys I see. What do you like about me? Me: You're hot, sweet, funny, ADORABLE, best ninja EVER!!!!, should I go on? Kai: I think we've covered enough. We have established I am awesome. Favorite movie? Me: Gone with the Wind. Kai: Favorite TV show? Me:Ninjago. Kai: Amazing choice. Favorite book? Me: Murder on the Orient Express by Agatha Christie Kai: Relationship Status? Me: Single. Looking for a hotheaded spiky-haired guy who is an elemental master of fire. Kai: Hope you find him. Hey, wait- do you have a crush on me? Me: Yes. The biggest crush a girl could have. Kai: Okay... That doesn't really bother me. You are pretty cute. Me:(*faint*) Kai: Are you okay? Hang on guys, this interview is on hold until further notice. ...30 minutes later... Kai: Okay, we are back, Melodie Grace, can I call you Melodie Grace? Me: Absolutely. What else do you want to know? Kai: What is your elemental power? Me: Most people would say music or art. But my best friend says water. So you can take your pick. I love to swim and play in water and all that, but I do love my flute and violin, and I love to draw. Especially Kai fan art. Kai: How about we leave it as creativity ( Nya told me water has something to do with creativity,) and move forward. By the way, do you have DeviantArt? Me: Yeah, I just posted a sketch I did. My DeviantArt is Dancingwithkai Kai: Okay... This is getting... Never mind. when you do some fan art, let me know. Okay, next question. Me: Shoot. Kai:Would you like to go out sometime? Me:(*faint*) Kai: I guess I'll find out later. Kai out. Kai: We are back! Since I can't seem to stop making her faint(*chuckle*) Jay is going to conduct the rest of the interview.(pulls out camera)(whispers) This is gonna be great... Jay: What do you look like? Me: (*facepalm*) I'm sitting right in front of you!! Jay: Its for your bio! Now, Me: (*sigh*) 5'2, really dark green eyes, waist long hair that is somewhere between dark brown and a really dark red. Jay: How old are you? Me: Really? You are really going to go into a very sensitive topic right now? Old enough to be a ninja, but no one listens, because I'm only fifteen. Jay: Okay... You feel really strongly about that. Hobbies? Me: Writing, reading, drawing, playing my flute and violin, riding horses(we have five), and shooting sports. Jay: Ooohhh... Soft and gentle to gunslinging cowgirl!!! Kai: (background) Jay, she agreed to go out with me. You have Nya. Jay: Not until Cole stole her!!!! Me: One, not a gunslinging cowgirl. Two, Jay, you do recall your reflection? Jay: Oh never mind. Siblings. Me: Oh boy. Six. Tessa Anne: 12, fave ninja, Morro Jacob: 11, fave ninja, Cole Kaylie Louise, 9, fave ninja, Jay David: 8, fave ninja, Lloyd Mason: 6, fave ninja, Zane William: 2, fave ninja, says something about Jay or Zane sometimes Jay: Deepest darkest secret. Me: Like I'll ever tell. Jay: What if I dared you? Me: We'll see. How about we play truth or dare sometime, and it might come up.(will be playing truth or dare, pm me your requests. Details will be in Truth or Dare (story I'm about to publish) and I think this'll be a lot of fun) Jay: I can't wait to see what I get dared!! Me: Ask me another question, this is fun! Jay: Favorite color. Me: Blue, silver, red, gold, all of the colors really. Jay: Favorite animal. Me: Dragon or horse. It's easy to say the latter is my favorite because I have them, but I really want a dragon. Jay: What is your preferred weapon? Me: Ninja style I'd go with two katanas any day. Modern style hook me up with a 387 Colt revolver or a Taurus 9 millimeter. Jay: You don't mess around do you? Remind me not to make you mad. (True story, I was shooting a friend's (retired navy officer) AR rifle (223) and we were blowing up pumpkins instead of carving them (let's go redneck!) and I drilled a perfect hole with 15 shots and (this is a navy officer mind you) he says, remind me not to make you mad, especially when you have a gun. You are a heck of a shot) Me: No I don't. Jay: When was the last time you laughed so hard you couldn't breathe? Me:(I'm laughing just thinking about it) My bestie Sarah and I were making Ladyfingers (a type of wafer) and it wasn't going too well, the batter just too runny and we couldn't get it to thicken. Well, Sarah giggled about something, I don't know what, and I said something about her being giggly. That set us off. We were laughing for ten minutes, I know because I checked the timer right before I said that. Then my dad walks in and asks what we're doing Me: Baking Sarah: Nothing Dad: Not going too well is it? I just came in so one of you could get me some Pepsi. We still talk about it. Oh boy. Jay: Do you prefer a Coleya or Jaya ship? Me: To be honest, Jaya. Jay: Yes!! Okay, I've found out what I needed to know. Cole's turn! Me: But- Cole: Oh well. Kai, why are you videoing this? Kai: Because I want to. This is pure gold. Cole: (*facepalm*) Whatever. What is your favorite food? Me: Uhhh... Spaghetti? Pot roast? Cole: Favorite dessert? Me: Ice cream from this little parlor we have about forty miles away from our house. (SO WORTH THE DRIVE) Cole: Not cake??!! Me: No. Cole: What is wrong with the world?! WHICH NINJA ARE YOU?! Kai Hotheaded (X) Spiky Hair () Fiery Personality (x) Wear Red (x) Have a Sibling (xxxxxx) Kai: 9 Whattt!!??? I have 6 siblings! Jay The Funny One () Wear Blue () Inventor () Creative (x) Easily Freaks Out () Jay: 1 Cole Leader (x) Wear Black (x) Likes Dancing (x) Loves Cake () Loves Dragons (x) Cole: 4 Zane Smart (x) Robotic () Wear White () Independent (x) Bird Fan () Zane: 2 Lloyd Energetic (x) Loyal (x) Brave () Wear Green () Motivational (x) Lloyd: 3 Nya Girl Power (x) Stubborn (x) Wear Blue or Red (x) Afraid to Fail (x) Water (x) Nya: 5 I'm Kai If you love Ninjago, copy and paste this to your profile. NINJAGO LUVERS OATH whenever I feel the flakes on my nose, and winter comes around. when I feel the chill of the weather, in my mind, Zane will be found. whenever I feel overly warm, or see the glowing flames. when fire or tempers are around, i will speak Kai's name. when the flash eminates through my room, or I hear the boom that's after. when lightning is showing itself through the clouds, through my mind I hear Jay's laughter. when look at the sand or trip in the dirt, and feel the messy ground. when earth is around me, especially rocks, In my mind, Cole will be around. whenever I find a youthful girl, who is brave, strong, and kind. who is better than others think her to be, Nya will cross my mind. when I find a man, old and wise, who lectures people on end. who tries to find the facts in life, Sensei Wu fills my head. When a person is dark, and obsessed with power, who on the inside is kind who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting, Lord Garmadon invades my mind. when I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast. and swears to copy his father. who is actually strong at heart, my mind is what Lloyd will bother. upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing, or looking at them with fear i smile at the snakes, even if they hiss, and think of the serpentine leaders The Way I See It... You say Edward Cullen, I say Kai You say red and black, I say Blue, Black, Red, and White. You say forks, I say shurikens You say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya. You say Jacob Black, I say the black ninja. You say Volturi, I say Serpentine You say "Go to Hell" I say "Visit the Dark Island" You say rock, paper, scissors, I say rock, paper, clamp. You say childhood, I say Legos. You say Hitler, I say the Evil Overlord. You say school, I say training. You say pirouette, I say spinjitsu. You say swords, I say katanas. You say, "I want a unicorn!", I say, "I want a dragon!" You say, "We're so dead!" I say, "We're so hooped!" You say the genie in a lamp, I say Nadakhan in a teapot. You say you want to be a superhero, I say I want to be a ninja. You say push and shove, I say scrap 'n' tap You say Android, I say nindroid. You say Bill Gates, I say Cyrus Borg. You say pirates are the rulers of the seven seas, I say pirates are the rulers of the sky. You say home, I say the Bounty. You say life, I say Ninjago. :3 Put this on your page if you LOVE Ninjago!!!! I love Ninjago. Ninjago isn't just a show. No, its much more than that. Ninjago is an art. Its a song. Its a life. Its a story wrapped up in an even greater story. Its a handful of characters that, no matter how fictional they may be, feel real to you. You can feel their pain, experience their joy, and carry their burdens. When Jay cracks a joke, you just can't stop yourself to laugh at it, no matter how bad it is. Everytime Cole dances, you always find yourself dancing along, mentally or not. Any given time that Kai's ego shows, you still give a smirk, because he's Kai. That's who he is. And you wouldn't want it any other way. When Nya has her boy problems, you always give an understanding nod, and maybe even a grunt. We've all been there, Nya. When Lloyd gives his smile, who could ever keep a straight face? He's much too innocent and pure, admit it. And no matter how many times you rewatch Zane's death, its just more and more frightening EVERY SINGLE TIME. Even when Wu comes into play, he always lights up the room one way or another. And yes, his 3D mouth still has us scratching our heads. For in the end, Ninjago truly is so much more than a show, or a franchise. Its a story. Its home. If you're a Ninjago fan, and hold this to be true, copy and paste this into your profile Cole taught me to not be the person everyone wants me to be, to follow my dreams. Zane taught me that it doesn't matter what your made of, it matters who you are. Lloyd taught me that everyone has a good side that stays quiet in fear that it's alone. Jay taught me that it's okay to make a joke sometimes, even when the times seem rough. Kai taught me that the people backstage can be as legendary as the lead. Garamadon taught me that you're never fully evil. Sensei Wu taught me to never put off tomorrow what can be done today. Nya taught me that girls are just as powerful as guys. Pythor taught me that actions have consequences. Mistako taught me that sacrifices have to be made. Dareth taught me that it doesn't matter how weird you are, you can make a difference. -For Ninjago- Normal peeps: I love that celebrity. Ninjago fans: I think the ninja are cool. Normal peeps: Gah magic is stupid. Ninjago fans: I wish I could have an elemental power. Normal peeps: I cant wait to grow up! Ninjago fans: I like staying a kid. Normal peeps: God help me!! Ninjago fans: First spinjuitsu master help!! Normal peeps: I wish for... Ninjago fans: Be careful what you wish for. Normal peeps: I'll do it tomorrow. Ninjago fans: Never put off until tomorrow what can be done today. Normal peeps: I GIVE UP. Ninjago fans: Ninja never quit!! Normal peeps: AHHH HELP ME! Ninjago fans: Let's blow this popcicle stand! Normal peeps: Anyone got any ideas? Ninjago fans: Anyone got any bright ideas? Normal peeps: I can't solve this math equation. Ninjago fans: Zane told me this equals 0.98675432. Normal peeps: Why would I repost this? Ninjago fans: Because I love ninjago!! Girls You Know That You're Which Ninja If... (Bolded If True About Me) KAI You know you're Kai if... You almost never get listened to. (My parents almost don't, and one friend talks a lot.) You have a bad temper. (Sooo bad. X)) You never let go of anything until proven wrong. (Sometimes.) You care about your family and the people around you. (Even when I be mean, deep down I still love them, even with a grudge.) Someone tries to push you down, but you know you're stronger. You have siblings. (Six! I'm oldest.) You love fire. Red is so your color. (Not as awesome as blue, but next in line, XD) Sometimes you're so reckless, you end up hurting the people you love. (Totally. I hit my first best friend! :O) You have secrets you don't tell people. (I prefer that. I'm really good at keeping secrets. ;))TOTAL: About 8! HONESTLY ALMOST 10. I'M PROBABLY MOST LIKE KAI OUT OF ALL OF THEM, AT LEAST. I LOVE HIM. LLOYD You know you're Lloyd if... You love your family. (Of course! :)) You can't bear the thought of losing everyone you ever loved, or still do. You want to have a team instead of working alone. (It depends, but true a lot.) You believe many things you hear. You can get in trouble when you try to be evil, or do something wrong. Green is the best. Candy is amazing. (Yes!!) Vegetables are the worst. (I eat mine.) You know you aren't perfect, yet you try to seem that way. (I know that, I ain't no perfectionist! X() Some people rely on you more often than before. (I work alone, usually. XP)TOTAL: Like 4... JAY You know you're Jay if... You talk way too much. (Only when people interrupt me, and I need to say something before I forget. Or I'm with people I'm really comfortable with!) You are extremely creative. You developed crushes before, or have one right now. (Umm...Idk, maybe? JK, YESSS!) Blue is totally awesome. (Absolutely!) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend, or had one. (Nope. XP) You aren't the smartest. (TOTAL OPPOSITE!!! XD) You tell jokes too often. (Only to lighten the mood, but not really.) You are sarcastic. (A lot. XD) You can be a little too cheerful. (Optimism. XD) You can be occasionally called "short". (I am only 5'2 people! Done growing!)TOTAL: 7! COLE You know you're Cole if... You are strong. (I haul around 50 lb bags of horse and dog feed and I'm only 103 lbs!! Plus my upper body strength isn't bad...) You have strong points and opinions. (Yeah.) The environment is something you care extremely about. (I care about it a lot, but I don't stress all the time.) You can take care of yourself. (Yeah. I'm learning how to cook.) You hate following other people's path, and prefer to make your own. (OF COURSE!!!! Sometimes it's hard but I'm striving to be myself.) Cake is the greatest of all foods. (Close! Maybe cookie cake more, but still...) Black is very awesome. (I do have a lot of dark clothing.) You'll eat about anything. (Pretty much! Not picky - I love food!) You have motion sickness. (ALL THE TIME!) You can't cook well. (Fine with recipes, but yeah, probably not great!)TOTAL: 8, nice! I love Cole. ZANE You know you're Zane if... You are very intelligent. (In some areas.) White goes with everything. (It is a clean and nice color. :)) Technology is like adding 2 to 2. (Sometimes, it takes me a while to understand some technology, but others are too easy. ;)) Birds are one of the most amazing animals in the world. (They're still cool and pretty, sometimes.) You always have your cool. (Would not say so! Big temper, remember?) You never explode, or lose your temper. (Uh, have you met me? -_-) You are an amazing cook. (Alright with recipes, maybe!) Robots are awesome. (Not as awesome as Nindroids! :D) You occasionally have assistance. (Only if I'm not so stubborn.) You would sacrifice everything just to save your loved ones. (If it came down to it, I believe it would.)TOTAL: 5. Wow, more than Lloyd? That's surprising! NYA You know you're Nya if... You love gadgets and codes. (Some are just too awesome! :D) You had/have a bae. (Not yet. XP) You had/have a sudden crush. (Hehe, guilty. XD) Blue is your favorite color. ( Totally) You have an older sibling or siblings. (Six younger.) You always want to go your way. Sometimes, you try to succeed so much, you are a Mary Sue. (No way! I get good grades and such but not overly concerned with it!) If you fail, you won't ever try again. You hate feeling weak. You are often called smart or pretty. (Often enough, I guess.)TOTAL: 5 I am... Kai/Cole. This makes sense since my fave is Kai, but I really want Cole for a sibling. List only 10 characters from any series. Ninjago Masters of Spinjitzu 1. Kai 2. Cole 3. Nya 4. Jay 5. Wu 6. Morro 7. Pixal 8. Zane 9. Lloyd 10. Ronin 1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction? Whoa, uh, I wasn't thinking you liked me that much... Come on in!!! 7 cooked you dinner. Thanks! If your robot cooking is as good as Zanes, well, lucky me! 4 and 5 are having an argument. Why is this? I guess because Wu thinks Jay should be less talkative. 6 Is extremely pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do? Morro is mad because the ninja got the realm crystal? Or soul archer didn't get Ronin? I'll just stay back. 3 told you that they will soon be getting married to 4. What is your reaction? Oh yeah baby! I'm coming! you are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 10 comfort you? Well he might for a price. You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos. My eyes, wow Kai, Cole, and Lloyd? How lucky am I gonna get? 8 confessed to be a part of your family. Does that mean I'm a robot? 6 kidnapped you, why is this? Geez, maybe he just wants my soul. 7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help her out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament? Ummmm... Jay, work out your own problems before you start giving naive PIXAL advice. 2 gave you a teddy bear. Awwwwwwwww... I really wish you were my older brother. I have no older siblings, much less an older brother. That's ALL I want. 8 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together. Excuse me Zane, Kai is mine??? And where is PIXAL? 8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this? Zane mad at Morro... Wonder why. Maybe PIXAL is watching because she's the reason the fight started. Morro is in love with PIXAL? 5 wakes you up in the middle of the night. Wu, what do you need? Is there an emergency ninja mission? You and 7 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 7? Well thanks PIXAL, it was fun kinda, but it's Cole so I gotta go with him I mean I'm starting to get the feeling that I'm gonna have to explain some weird stuff if Zane comes up. 1 suspects you are Kira. Kai, don't be stupid...do I look like Kira...do I? Who is Kira? Your ex or something? You and 4 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? Jay, you wanna do something fun? Like play checkers! 1 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek Thanks Kai, you wanna continue this somewhere else?? 4 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking? Thunder by Imagine Dragons 5 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay. WTF? I thought you were in love with Misako? All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing? Sensei Wu of course he trained them all, well except Misako and Pixal. Road Trip Version (questions copied from DeliciouslyDangerous1) (1)Kai (2)Jay (3) Nya (4) Cole (5)Zane (6) PIXAL (7) Lloyd (8) Wu (9) Miasako (10) Garmadon 2 is the driver while 4 rides shotgun. How does that go? Cole: "Jay, look at what you're doing!! You're going to get us fucking killed!!" Jay: "Oh shut up Cole, I'm perfectly attentive at the wheel." While on the trip, 3 starts to annoy 1. Kai: Nya! Shut up already about the fusion dragon!" Nya: "And then he was too impatient to get full instructions... " 5 is keeping him/herself busy by? Zane is watching movies in his head. Time to fill up the tank! But nobody wants to do it, how do they decide whose gonna do it? Jay: "I'm the driver and I decide that Wu will do it because it's time he did something for once other than woo Misako!" Garmadon and Lloyd: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!!??" Wu: "Fine, fine, I'll do it all if you'll just be quiet." 4 goes in the gas station to buy snacks for everyone. What does 4 get everyone? Cake. 6 and 10 fall asleep in an interesting position. Garmadon and PIXAL? Hmm... I guess Garmadon fell asleep on Pixal's lap. 7 just remembers something very important. Lloyd: OH SHIT! I forgot to tell everyone that I didn't feed the dragons before we left! 8 starts getting sleepy at the wheel. What does 9 do? Wu: *Starts nodding at the wheel* Misako: Oh dear, that time punch was worse then we initially thought. Yay, they made it to their destination. How does the trip home go? Everyone: sleeping, except for Wu, who slept on the way to the destination. | |||||||
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