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Joined 02-17-06, id: 992292, Profile Updated: 09-29-16
Author has written 20 stories for Brokeback Mountain, Harry Potter, Troy, Saint Seiya, Alexander, Transformers/Beast Wars, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Spider-Man, Mass Effect, and Evangelion.

I am a person who has suffered frequent social and academic depressions but somehow managed to survive and lived long enough to reach the age where I'm worth something to the IRS. Due to my lack of ability to organize a story plot or sophisticated sentence/paragraph structure, it is evident (to my dismay) that I will never be a (successful) professional writer. Seeking a place to distribute the crap I write for the fandoms I love, I found this you-know-what place and drowned myself in.

I am obsessed with structuring arguments, partially because of my sorry majors (economics and philosophy). Therefore, I do not write stuff for the sake of writing it – I write stuff because I want to send a message to the audience. I know, due to the nature of fictions, a fiction should be emotional, but in my mind emotions alone are not enough.

I attempt to have an underlying rationale under every story I write, because, I think, one of the generally agreed main strengths of fictions is its ability to draw empathy from the audience and makes the audience consider the situations from the angle of the characters. Also for this reason I never pay much attention to describing the characters’ facial features as I think excessive amount of such description is less effective in drawing the audience into the characters’ shoes, since the audience will “visualize” the scene rather than reading the story from a first-person perspective. Of course, all and all depend on the situation. Again, it is my wish to have the audience understand the story rather than a reaction like “oh, what a 'your adjective' piece of writing. End of story.”

I’m still working on this goal. Maybe I have succeeded. Maybe not. I will never know without your input, since you, the reader, are the only judge who can rightly tell me.


Note: The non-FanFiction.net-friendly Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: The Reduced Script is now available here.

The non-FanFiction.net-friendly Troy: The Reduced Screenplay is now available here

The non-FanFiction.net-friendly Alexander - Director's Cut: The Reduced Script is now available here

The non-FanFiction.net-friendly Transformers: The Reduced Script is now available here


I've decided to provide "production diaries" on my personal blog for my Saint Seiya parody, considering it is my first truly long-term project. There is also a still photo of this infamous behind-the-scene documentary.


You know when there are really good things that happen to you, and you are not even sure you whether you deserve that kindness of that person? Well, it's happened to me! Velasa drew an emotionally powerful painting for my Udina/Sparatus story that is not yet published here: http:///albums/a69/Velasa/Bribes/Equilibrium_color.png?t=1352103428

You can read the story here: http:///5405.html?thread=22669597#t22669597

Seriously, though, the painting is better than the story. Thank you so much, Velasa. You are the best!


The kind, amazing, utterly wonderful Velasa has drawn another art for Absolutely Not Kindred Spirits, an intense piece that characterizes where the two politicians stand, and features one of the best depictions of Udina I've ever seen: http:///albums/a69/Velasa/Bribes/absolutelynotkindredspirits.jpg

Thank you, Velasa. Thank you.

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Love is a Wicked Creature by Velasa reviews
Sidonis falls in love with his boss but Garrus will only ever want the long-dead Shepard. So Sid gets very drunk and... everything goes rapidly downhill. The story of a military washout colony kid who got in over his head, his rise and fall and eventual redemption in the face of the cruelty of love. Femshep/Garrus, Lantar/various.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,510 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Garrus V., Lantar Sidonis - Complete
That Loser by Siriusly Odd reviews
What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 232,376 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Multiplicity by A Horse Called Hwin reviews
Better living through cloning. Qui Gon thought getting himself a clone would save himself from the heavy loads of work, but what he does not know, is the clone is thinking about exactly the same thing... Qui Obi slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,775 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Whirligig of Path by A Horse Called Hwin reviews
A long time has passed after Qui Gon's failed mission, and the danger finally emerges. Will Qui Gon be able to correct the mistake he made twenty years ago? Please see inside for details... Qui Obi slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Adventures of Master Yrrek and the Piggy Jedi by A Horse Called Hwin reviews
The souls of the purged Jedi Order had landed on Earth, but soon the Council discovered they had lost two Jedi souls: Qui Gon and Obi Wan! So they sent someone to try to find them. See inside for details... Qui Obi slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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Saint Seiya: Satan, Chapter–Purgatory! The Manga: The OVA: The Musical reviews
A parody of the controversial Saint Seiya season, updated every Sunday. In "Over the River" and "We are always, always, getting back together", Seiya and Shun rob a vehicle and are prosecuted. In revenge, they kill the driver, kill the judge, vandalize the tourist attraction, and try to kill the CEO. Against the back drop of Orphee's clingy country music.
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013
Evangelion 3,99: You Can Redo Forever and Ever reviews
A complete parody of Evangelion 3.0-3.33, featuring Shinji, an unholy combination of Pandora and Antichrist; Gendo, world's sickest Orpheus ever; Asuka, Connoisseur of insulting Shinji; Kaworu, who sings Broadway musicals, and Rei, or IS SHE?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S., Kaworu N. - Complete
Saint Seiya: Satan, Chapter - Wretches and Freaks reviews
A thorough parody of the most beloved Saint Seiya season of all time, complete with a trailer and a pre-game show. In the last episode, "The Cloth of MacGuffin", Aries "Shotgun" "Napoleon" Shion explains his devastatingly clever plan, making the Bronze Saints' brains leak out and escape their skulls in protest.
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Complete
Saint Seiya: Celebrating Twenty Years Of Nonsense reviews
A tribute to the great Anime series through the immortalization of the Saints' comedic performance. The Latest: See how the Saints, including Awful!Aiolia, Killer!Camus and Agonizer!Aphrodite, appraise and demonstrate the depth of their characters.
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 3/3/2007
One Last Round before Time Horizon reviews
In the wake of the Reaper invasion, Tevos and Sparatus had a conversation in her office.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Councilor Sparatus, Councilor Tevos
Absolutely Not Kindred Spirits reviews
Pre-ME 1 one-shot. Sparatus and Udina brought their daily sparring to the dinner table, where every move could lead to ruination or triumph, and every triumph could be, when interpreted correctly, a downfall. Sparatus/Udina slash.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Councilor Sparatus - Complete
Everyone Loathes Harry reviews
A hilarious situation comedy disguised as expensive action films that focus on the important aspects of life, such as getting into the pants of your girl-next-doors and tormenting your rich friends for entertainment.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
A Week in the Life of Kaito Kuroba reviews
An in-depth look into the famous teenager's mind. A.k.a. NO ONE messes with Kaito on a bad day!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kaito K., Saguru H. - Complete
Transformers: The Reduced Script reviews
Can it be? Is this the Transformers movie that we've all been waiting for? The Transformers movie that does not suck? The abridged or parody version of the Transfo...uh, I mean it's 2007 movieverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
The Torture Room reviews
They bantered from the confines of their cells...as he watched.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
They're Made Out of Meat reviews
[2007 Movieverse] After receiving Bumblebee's report, two Transformers decide to reevaluate their plans of immediately launching for the Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Alexander The Director's Cut: The Reduced Script reviews
When death scenes are funny and its licensed video game's story makes more sense, you know something is terribly wrong. The abridged or reduced parody script of Alexander the movie.
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Troy: The Abridged Screenplay reviews
The abridged parody version of the movie, as well as the proof why Achilles and his gang ought to be strangled in front of a mirror.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the CoS: The Abridged Script reviews
In this movie, Harry again exhibited his amazing power of being the title character without being more than a mere vessel of plot functions. The abridged or reduced script of the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Complete
The Seed of Truthfulness reviews
Junior embarked on a spiritual journey as she came to understand her father – with the help of a man she thought she had never met before. AU, but it’s by no means happier than what’s depicted in the movie. COMPLETE.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
Words of Hindrance reviews
Ennis rejected Jack once more, before he finally gave up to the other side of his mind.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Invisibility reviews
The eternal struggle within Ennis continued, even when Jack was with him.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
In Virtue of Dreaming reviews
Jack was a dreamer, but nothing ever came to his hand the right way.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Still the Same Choice reviews
The last string of thoughts in Jack’s life.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
Would Have Never Made It reviews
Ennis had a realization. Jack felt it. And mourned.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete