Finding myself in the body Naruto Uzumaki was pretty unsettling. But I can't complain too much because Kami knows that there are plenty of other characters that get way less plot armor. Enough talk, there are enemies to kill, plans to be disrupted, and beautiful women to keep company. Wouldn't have signed up for this, but since I'm here, might as well get the job done. SI-Naruto.

Alternate Title: The Snake Goes Ara Ara. By cruel trick of the fates, intervention of stupid gods, or just the apathy of an uncaring universe I find myself awakening as Orochimaru just after he had possessed a woman for his new host. Now I need to find a way to turn this hoard of sycophants and psychos into a force of positive change before I go insane.