I'm not entirely sure what I should put in here.

Read my stories at your own risk. Reviews are welcome. So's constructive criticism!

(this is really boring so far, isn't it?)

If I think of anything worthwhile to put in here, I'll be sure that you are the first to know.

And now for something everyone can enjoy!

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

But seriously, folks, writing is my passion, so if I suck let me know.

Also...sometimes I take forever to update (*cough* years *cough*), but I always finish what I start, so try to keep a little faith.

KTHXBYE

...okay, a little early to throw in the towel. Hm. Right now it's...2 in the morning (though the time will surely have changed by the time you read this...whoever you are)... and here I sit trying to figure out what tidbits of information to supply you with.

I love cartoons and video games. A lot.

Elephants are my favorite animals. Dragonflies are okay too.

I love Freddy, Jason, and Michael (only the old-school versions) in a completely platonic way.

I get wired off of decaf.

Even though sarcasm is proverbially 'the lowest form of wit' I still love it with all my little heart and soul.

Okay, I'm done.

...oh. Wait.

No, never mind. False alarm.