You know... I wouldn't be surprised if this was canon

This really was quite good. I was so torn between believing they were fucking with Blake, and that their families really did brainwash them that hard. In canon there are several examples of suchRuby's "I drink milk!" being one of them.

I would've liked to see them try it on Nora and then get the whole joke reversed on them.

I caught on that it was a prank when I read the story description.
Still hilarious, damn.

man that's fucked up

This, surprisingly, is actually good. I don't really read RWBY fanfic, but... yeah

The scary thing is that Jaune's "bastardization" is about how he himself would have summarized any "Book of Oum" in Remnant's continuity.

Damn this was such a troll move by Ruby and Juane. Awesome work.

I was almost certain about half way-but I had forgotten about Their families.

This was a wonderfully entertaining read.

"No, it's fine," Blake said, dismissing Jaune easily, as most people were inclined to do. Wow what a bitch.

Ruby! You cannot have sex to get pregnant, and especially not with Jaune!" Again bitch.

"Then I'll kill you!" Blake claimed, then thought one better. "I'll castrate you!" she nearly frothed. "I'll tear it off!" Mega bitch.

I think I've read this five times. I also get the feeling they don't go to Coco because they know better than to think she'd be so embarrassed and the fun will stop.

And now, we see two innocent dorks. On your left you can see shippers 'awww'ing and then 'AAAAAH'ing, and on the right Yang's pissed.

Oh God what is this

At the beginning, I wasn't sure, if it was a prank or if you had Jaune innocent to the point beyond reasonable, but when Ruby went ahead and said "Just us two dorks, alone in the dark..." I was almost certain of the prank plot line.

Oh god, this was hilarious, I honestly wish, you'd have gone through all characters that they prank, even though it would probably get too repetitive.
Anyway, great job, I absolutely loved it and had a blast.