Reviews for The Very Secret Diary of Joren of Stone Mountain
cancer chapter 1 . 4/26/2014
you gave me cancer... clap clap for the handicapped. 0/5
clueless the 1st chapter 1 . 4/24/2014
Returning again, to see if as good as ever.

Later – better than I remembered. V. v. v. happy. V. v. warm and fuzzy.
Cap'n Clueless chapter 1 . 9/24/2012
Oh my.
There...there are no words. I can't decide if I want to kiss you or throttle you (either way, I beg your pardon for the intrusion on your personal space). You see, I'd like to kiss you because this is ABSOLUTELY FRIKKING HILARIOUS. Joren groping Neal! Neal and Roald and Wyldon besotted with Kel! Oh, Joren. SUCH a perv. I mean, really.
And yet, you're simplifying a very complex...
Oh, screw it. This is magnificent. I take back all my words about throttling you.
I love this.
This is amazing.
This is my life now. (Why yes, I am mocking too-cool-for-a-capital-'t'-wilight.)
Sincerely,
Captain Clueless
P.S. Queenscove. Best name for a fief, and the best surname, EVER.
Elizabeth Collins chapter 1 . 10/8/2011
Ha ha! That was hilarious!
smileysgoboing chapter 1 . 5/8/2011
THIS IS HILARIOUSLY RANDOM AND AWESOME! V. pretty :D
Verasque chapter 1 . 5/15/2010
Favourited. You know why. ;)
theweirdworder chapter 1 . 11/23/2009
Hmm... so about Joren making comments about the sexiness of both genders... Is he bi? I liked this, it was very humorous. You made an obvious point of Joren's egocentrity(even when dead, ha ha). You should seriously make this a mulit- chapter fic, fleshing out what you already have. I totally see how you could, considering there is so much more to be said...
Rockstar with a Vendetta chapter 1 . 8/31/2009
"Took ordeal. Died. Chamber of Ordeal jealous of my prettiness. Am now prettiest in Black God’s realm."

This was the greatest line out of the whole story. I totally enjoyed reading this; you captured and exaggerated all that is Joren in the best way. Love it :D
A Strand of Golden Chocolate chapter 1 . 8/1/2009
Yes! This was hilarious, I really liked it. I was worried at first how you would deal with the more intense aspects of Joren's life, like the his Chamber!death, but you made it all funny & fit into the story really well. Good job! 3.
kaossparrow chapter 1 . 4/29/2009
Love.
Republic-Of-Heaven chapter 1 . 11/5/2008
I didn't like the last four entries much but the rest was so funny!

ROH
Magna Parva chapter 1 . 7/6/2008
crack fic! hah. loved it.
Evilstrawberry chapter 1 . 5/4/2007
Very interesting and twisted story. I liked it.
anthelle chapter 1 . 12/31/2006
That's hilarious, seriously just hilarious, slightly disturbing at times but hilarious, please tell me there is more like this.
Black-Rose23 chapter 1 . 12/29/2006
Oh, now that's hilarious! Hehe!
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