AKA: The Grannies strike back. Hermione joins the Knitting Guild of the Wizarding World and discovers that there are those out there more powerful than Voldemort, Dumbledore or the Ministry. This is a short, silly story of how the ancient matriarchs of the Wizarding world take on Voldemort and win, then reform the world in their image, that is to say, far better mannered of course.

Since the rules of propriety are sort-of like laws, what happens when you violate one… or two… or maybe more? What happens if two different people break the code? Do they cancel each other out, or do you have 'two wrongs don't make a right? If it's unclear, do you need a referee or umpire… or maybe a Propriety Advisor. (One Act Play)

Darcy overhears a conversation between Lizzy and Charlotte at Lucas Lodge that gives him deeper insight into Jane's feeling for Bingley and Lizzy's feeling for himself. Will this change his behavior towards Lizzy and his interference in Charles and Jane's relationship? Will Charlotte be able to help Lizzy move past her injured pride to see the changes in Darcy's manners?

AU Harry Potter's Holidays: Nine-year-old Harry has never had luck on his side, but maybe if he wishes very hard...

Mr Bennet died one year before the Meryton Assembly; life at Longbourn changes as a result.

What if Elizabeth had overheard the conversation about herself and her family while she was staying at Netherfield? How might her reactions and the outcomes change if she knows early on Darcy admires her eyes and Bingley's family is opposed to Jane? Regency setting, multi-chapter story, WIP. Rated T to be safe.

Sam has an argument he'd rather forget. He then has a car crash, after which he can't remember anything at all.

A series of modern oneshots and drabbles that will focus mostly on Kel and Neal, but may have other characters popping up from time to time. They will most likely not be connected, other than the fact that they will all take place in the same general modern era. Ideas for new drabbles welcome! Rating upped to T because how can you have modern AU without college?

This is a story about Nealan of Queenscove: third son, mage, healer, University scholar, friend, lover, Knight of the Realm of Tortall, heir to the Duchy of Queenscove. This is a story about love, about grief; about finding yourself in something you never wanted. For Fief Goldenlake, MPP #110, Ties that Bind.

AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.

When Caroline goes to Pemberley after the marriage of Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy, will she be able to overcome her losses and develop the bond that was once so precious to her?

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Darcy makes plans to propose at Rosings, but things don't go quite the way he expects.

Snippets involving Kel, Neal and the Own involving little incidents and events taking place throughout their journey.Chap 14: A conversation of sorts

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

Sasha is applying for a position as princess, but is confused by their testing procedures. The story I can't believe I wrote.

"If only I had learnt to be a lady," Elizabeth whispered, "then perhaps I might be fit to marry, but as it is, I am not." Is it possible for a man, even one such as Fitzwilliam Darcy, to change her mind?

Georgiana comes with Darcy to Netherfield. Elizabeth thinks Jane would be an ideal wife for Darcy, but Darcy himself has other ideas after seeing her interact with his hurting sister. (17 November 2015: I'm hoping to update soon; just published my first novel, and now have some more time to finish this story!)

THE CONCLUSION. After Sherlock comes out, John thinks he's happy for his flatmate until he starts struggling with unexpected feelings of homophobia. Sherlock's trust is shattered when John breaks his promise to accept him unconditionally. CelibateSherlock/StraightJohn.

How different would Harry Potter's first year of school have been if the Dursleys had successfully suppressed Harry's natural curiosity? This NARRATIVE shows what could have been.

With a little encouragement, Sherlock comes out to John. Not slash, Sherlock/John friendship, though feel free to squint. One-shot.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

She wonders why none of this was ever mentioned in the Campus Tour…roommates that you don't see, communal bathrooms with no hot water and fire alarms that go off ALL THE TIME.

And more than just that, he could not help but shake the feeling that it was his role as JD's...as JD's what, exactly? Mentor? Father figure? The only damn person who knew? Whatever the hell he was going by now, he knew it came with a responsibility.

Colonel Fitzwilliam accidently encounters Wickham after the events of Ramsgate, and his reaction is considerably less mild than an altered face and a stiff nod. Oneshot.

Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!

Six steps from Lucy Pevensie to Hermione Granger. Crossover between Narnia and Harry Potter

The Doctor and Donna's 'not a couple' routine does not entirely convince one Miss Jane Austen. Donna is distressed. The Doctor gets to hear about it.

[Ch 16 Up] Kel gets kicked out of Page training and is taken in by Raoul as a member of the King's Own. Unfortunately, Raoul takes Joren on as his Squire the following year...

Lucy sends Edmund a letter full of her memories of Narnia, and her son.

The Weasley twins have accidentally stumbled upon what might be their absolute favorite secret of all time, and it's not even THEIRS! Oneshot. Drabbley.

The Brain has no plan for world domination tonight... but surprisingly it's Pinky who's more bothered by this. Why is that? One shot.

What if Xander had dressed as something different for Helloween instead of a soldier? [No Ship]

All of your favorite Disney princesses meet in one room.. how will the generation gap fuel this hilarious farce?

Darien asks Serena an important question, but to the surprise of everyone, including Serena, she's not sure how to answer. This is pure waff, but at least it's complete!