You forgot -
*crashes helicopter into Divination wing* - Dumbledore comes out, inspects the damage, steals the pilot's wallet and anything else of value, vanishes the helicopter and the pilot, then presses the Reset Button which causes the Divination wing to rebuild itself and everyone in the world to forget the pilot ever existed.

Everybody: Meh.

This was actually pretty hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing at the last bit!

Oops sorry about that, I was blinded by HOW AWESOME AND HILARIOUS THIS FREAKING STORY WAS OMG I CAN'T EVEN... LIKE I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING. YOU SERIOUSLY ARE THE BEST.

Uu

omg u r soooo HILAROIUS PLZ WRITE MOREEE :D

This is brilliant. Honestly.

I linked this on facebook and all my friends love it.

You rock, yadda yadda yadda.

please write more :)

I haven't been on fanfiction for ages but when your review reply was sent to my hotmail, I realised there were more chapters to be read! So naturally I read them.

I'm supposed to be studying for my exams, not reading funny stories. I'm going to fail my Biology exam now; I hope you're happy. It's all your fault for being funny.

Anyway, I enjoyed wasting my studying time reading these chapters so good job there. THERE BETTER ME MORE SOON! Or not...I'm not particularly worried. I do have a life outisde of fanfiction. There's always physics and algebra! It's kind of sick that I enjoy maths. Anyway, I was joking,(about physics and maths being my life not about enjoying them because I actually do) I'm not a complete loser. Yet, I am somewhat a loser which is fun.

Oh goodness, I'm not even talking about your story anymore. This is getting ridiculous. Why don't I just write an essay?

Ok, going to study, keep writing person - age and gender unknown so I can only say 'person'.

Bye bye. ladedah. :)

so...freaking...funny! im so glad im not the only one to realize these impossible and stupid things about the movie. and you might want to menion at some point that SNAKES DONT HAVE EARS! WTF HOW COULD THEY HEAR PEOPLE? also wtf toads arent on the list of animals to bring how did neville get trevor? and also when draco holds out his hand to harry they play creepy music..and im like wtf its just a hand.

found this absolutly hilarious, will definetly read more i also like the way in which you highlight the faults in a comical way instead of sneering at them as most other writers do.

This. Is. So. FUNNY!

I think I love you. :P

Aye! Update soon i need ta laugh some more.

*applauds* simply brilliant hehehehehe

hahahahah i nearly wet myself reading this, i love parodies 3 i hope you'll continue to write this story

bahahaha

:D

I had a lot of good laughs from this.

Good job.

AND YES! WHY DOESN"T HARRY PICK A LETTER OFF THE GROUND? OMG WTF? That ALWAYS annoys me in the movie. So thanks for making it clear it's because of the three second rule. :P

High five for the mum joke!

Hope you enjoy your first review.

I'm a freak, you've only just put this on today and already I've read it, but to be fair, I was just looking through the harry potter search and this one looked funny.

buh bye.

keep writing.