OMG, HILARIOUS! ROFL!

You're insane. This was hilarious.

Hahaha I do LOVE this, but I have to say you are NOT getting away with that Icheb chapter! How dare you bash one of my favorite characters! Lol well I like Harry Kim too and I'm glad you didn't do him :)

Brilliant, Harren is one of those carecters that most people overlook. I love it how you delved into hsis chaacter and revealed the truth about the others and yes i compleatelly agree with you, KessDumb, NelixPedo-Cat and janeway is a man in disguiss

Oh my freakin' god, this...this is so awesome its epic. I don't even know who the guy is (leave me alone, I've only watched seasons 1, 2, and 7) but I like him. I mean I like all of the crew (yes, even Chakotay) except maybe Torres... but anyway, I still find it hilarious how you point out their flaws so cynically, or sarcastically, whatever the word is. This is hilarious, I was laughing so hard I nearly choked. Please update whenever you can!

Oh, and I can totally understand finding it hard to write about Harry ;D Although, if held at gunpoint and demanded to point out a flaw, it'd be the whole 'going out with every unavailable girl in the universe, despite having a fiancee.' thing. Sometimes I think the writers completely forget about Libby...but anyway, this is awesome!

LOL this made my day, I laughed so hard. Keep up the good work. (btw, I love how you constantly bash Chakotay, I do not really like him. In every episode all he does is this: Captain, are you sure about this, I do not agree. Really, you do? Then I support you! Haha! Then he exits ready room.)

Don't diss Janeway. She saved the Ocampa and and still managed to get them home. How many other people could have done that?

Yay! I love when bitter characters bash on the main ones. If I was a random low level character one Voyager, I'd be pretty irritated with the higher-ups as well.

Good work!

Oh my god I think I love you! I'm just speechless...this is so funny! I can so imagine this guy half-drunk rambling viciously in the Mess Hall like some drunk from back in the day. Also I agree Icheb is hot but boring and Harry Kim is just adorable.

It's cruel, it's cynical, it's sarcastic. And it's a great fun!

Congratulations on a terrific idea of showing "the other side" of the ever-perfect crew.

-Y-

Love It! I like Icheb and the other characters alot, but it's still funny to see them bashed. I especially like the comments about Seven's 'implants'

Aw man... C'mon! Kes was great! It's after Barbie of Borg showed up that the show started going downhill.

If you could, please, PLEASE have a positive Kes chapter? Perhaps having her dish out some whoopass to Seven and Naomi? That'd be sweet...

That was so funny! How do you think of this stuff? I really liked the Icheb chaper.

I actually wanted to send a letter to you, Chipmunk, but since I was foiled by the fact that you had no e-mail address, I actually have to write this in your review section for all to see.

First of all, it's refreshing to have a point of view like Mortimer Harren's, cause it's a story based on one character's opinion not a story that tries to claim itself as fact (read: jumpin's "For the Love of a Child"). In this situation, I will support Harry-bashing if it will contribute to quality entertainment like this.)

If has not already become obvious, I am a Harry fan. Despite what some people say, he isn't boring. Let's face it; he's transported 40,0 light years in a blink of an eye, invented the astrometrics lab along with Seven, single-handedly sparked a rebellion against the Hirogen, saved Voyager on multiple occasions including from a smart bomb and from a disaster that takes place in the future and is a nice guy who sticks by his friends in tough times. Oh and lets not the fact that - and I'm not afraid to say this - he's asian (REPRESENT! :-D).

That being said, this Harry's not without his faults. Let's list them clearly, so you can enlist them in Mortimer Harren's log:

1) His screams are off the scale ("Caretaker" "Fear" "Scorpion")

2) He's a pansy with women ("Prime Factors" "Alter Ego" "The Gift" "Revulsion" "Waking Moments" "Unforgettable" "Someone to Watch Over Me"... Ah, screw it. Too many to name.)

3) He's died (or nearly died) so many times, one has to wonder wether there's a cloning lab full of Harry's on board ("Emanations" "Fear" "Deadlock" "Favorite Son" "Scorpion" "One"... you get the idea.)

4) He says "Yes, ma'am" too much. (I don't really want to list this... exceptions are "Resolutions" and "The Disease")

5) He plays clarinet and Saxaphone, to the dismay of Pablo Baytart. ("Parturition" "Renaissance Man")

And that's pretty much all I've got. Of course, if you need some inspiration, I'm sure I can dig up a few websites or something. The thing about writing for any one character - especially if you're a fan of that charcter - is that you have to see their faults along with their strengths. It what makes their character so interesting to look at.

I laughed my self of my sit when I read this! And ya...Harry IS perfect...I just have one itty bitty problem...I realy like Janeway, lol. If there was something going on between Wildman and Carey, Wildman has a husband