Reviews for Terms And Conditions
MoodSwingsAtHeart chapter 1 . 5/24/2018
Is there a second chapter to this?
Elizabeth chapter 1 . 6/26/2015
Um waiter one order of a sequel please
Soy YO-SARIEL chapter 1 . 9/7/2014
eso fue violaciĆ³n!
y la cosa mas humillante...
Loreyulia chapter 1 . 3/26/2014
I can honestly say, I'm disappointed there isn't any more... that was too steamy not to enjoy.
The Cajun Phoenix chapter 1 . 12/16/2013
SAOASBS [Sweet Aule on a steak biscuit sandwich]! Bilbo's a real sweetheart anybody would be grateful to have as a partner-except maybe the real homebody Hobbits who resent the adventurous Took family for having deeper pockets than they have and for being more worldly than they are-and he's also so clueless when it comes to reading the fine print in The Company's contract before he signed it. Bilbo signed on to be their burglar all right-but that's not all he signed on for.

I got the impression Dwalin was ready to pick up Bilbo fireman's carry style (a fireman's carry is also a pro wrestling move often used by the bigger wrestlers) and bring him to Thorin (watch out for Dwalin's axes Grasper and Keeper should he ever pick you up fireman's carry style) if Bilbo didn't hustle his cute little ass there.

Oh yeah, Thorin so owns Bilbo and not just as The Company's burglar. Dormant gold-sickness is not Thorin's only obsession and Bilbo jerking himself off while giving Thorin a BJ is just so hot. *drains Diet Coke* Add Thorin really laying on the possessive dirty talk to Bilbo during the entire BJ and jerking off and that just about blew up my hotness meter.

Thorin is even more possessive of Bilbo than he already is when he has Bilbo move his bed mat next to his-he is just as intolerant of Bilbo's tardiness as he is of liars and cowards and he has no patience for the physical distance between their bed mats every time he has to order Dwalin to call Bilbo to him whenever they have to make a stop on the road. AND he also wants Bilbo within his reach to allow easier access for him-and also so there are no more wisecracks, dirty jokes, snide comments, and back-talk from the rest of The Company.

Thanks for writing this. *stares at empty glass and refills Diet Coke* This awesome saucesome one-shot really left me thirsty for more one-shots like this from you in the future.
xRachBx chapter 1 . 7/30/2013
:O Sequel! ;) Kidding! ...or not .
Lol! Super hawt! Totally amazing writing! I loved how you wrote Bilbo xD Loverly . xx
Janese chapter 1 . 5/29/2013
AAAAAUGH! *w* Why does this not have another chapter! He said there would be a next time yes!? SO BE IT! XD
Motaku1235 chapter 1 . 5/27/2013
Me gusta. -.-
ThilboLove chapter 1 . 3/9/2013
naughty stuff that i love :)
666BloodyHell666 chapter 1 . 2/20/2013
Oh this was very sexy. Thank you for writing this

can I make a request of 'More'?
genbob9 chapter 1 . 1/30/2013
I demand a sequel! I'm trying to be assertive, its not working is it. this is a truly great story but i have some questions such as... do they get together? does Thorin love Bilbo? does Bilbo love Thorin? please make work! more chapters? more stories? please write much much more on his story.
tolazytologin chapter 1 . 1/22/2013
amazing! make a sequel! please!
Anonymous chapter 1 . 1/20/2013
This is so, so hot.
Monique chapter 1 . 1/20/2013
WOW ! That was so hot ! I love it ! I hope there's more where that came from (#_#)
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