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 Author has written 4 stories for Mentalist, and Sherlock. Name: Hayley Age: 21 DOB: Jan, 01, 1991 I am a Canadian and live in Alberta. No it does not snow all the time, nor do I live in an Igloo or have a pet Polar Bear. Fav's: all Devil May Cry Anime Samurai Champloo, Fairy tail, Hetalia, Gintama TV show Mentalist Huge Jibson fan. Quotes: (mostly Jibson) Teresa Lisbon: Swear on your life? Patrick Jane: On your life even. Teresa Lisbon: Damn it! Who steals a body?! Teresa Lisbon: Who do you think did it? Teresa Lisbon: Where is everyone? Patrick Jane: I've been checking shoes for years. This is the first time it's *ever* paid off. First time. It's gratifying man. Very gratifying. Wayne Rigsby: You've any plans for tonight? Teresa Lisbon: How I wish I had my gun. Teresa Lisbon: You know what? I don't need my gun. I could just hit you with my chair. Teresa Lisbon: And if reason number one doesn't pan out very *very* soon, I think I'm gonna punch you in the nose. Patrick Jane: [mimicking Lisbon] No, I don't want to hear your plan, sheep-dip your plan Teresa Lisbon: Wish I had a cattle prod Patrick Jane: [Lisbon's wearing her bridesmaid's dress] Whoa. Oh my. Kimball Cho: [Casually walking to Tibbs] Hey. How you doing? You're under arrest for the attempted murder of... everybody. Stories on the go: The firsts, Red Clown |
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The Bird and the Worm by darkest just before the dawn reviews
After nearly being run over by his car, she found herself at the mercy of a certain Shadow King. Kyoya/OC *first 12 chapters are being edited*
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,944 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kyōya O., OC
Captive Hearts by Nana-41175 reviews
A Medieval/Renaissance Johnlock AU romance. John Watson is a captive Highlander tasked to heal the Gaaldinian Prince from a strange malady. In return for his pains, John is forced into the service of the Prince, known only as Monseigneur. Rated M. Chapter 43 up!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 214,016 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 8/18/2019 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Nobody's Listening by dust.ice.fire reviews
Sherlock AU. Sherlock is six years old when he survives the crash that kills his parents. Now mute and suffering in the aftermath, Sherlock is taken under the wing of Gregory Lestrade, a foster parent with a focus on special cases, and his current ward John Watson. Will John be able to help Sherlock find his voice again?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,480 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/2/2019 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Assemble by Phoenixfire123 reviews
Two things must be taken into account while a group partakes in a long journey. That is: learn to get along or end up killing each other. Plus, thoughts of home can drive someone forward or drive the person back. Bilbo Baggins becomes aware forming bonds is not a cut-and-dry learning process, which translates to being a very long, often painstaking adventure.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,099 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Bilbo B.
Passing the Point of No Return by calladragon reviews
Post ACH. Lisbon must deal with a darker Jane and her feelings about Lorelei. Or not deal with either situation if that's what she chooses.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,480 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Being the Exerpts of A Hobbits Tale by Kyprish Prophetess reviews
Traveling with a band of people a different race than yourself is bound to cause some confusion. These are a series of short stories pertaining to potential cultural clashes between dwarrows and a hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,428 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur, Balin, Bifur - Complete
Sherlock's Choice by lemonn reviews
John is kidnapped by Moriarty. Sherlock has an impossible decision to make. Torture, suspense, angst
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,396 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
XO by Mirith Griffin reviews
When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,536 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Unlocking the Gatekeeper by Persephonae reviews
A new visitor to Fairy Tail throws Lucy into a chain of events that will force her to grow in order to protect those she cares most about. With the magical world in chaos and dangerous creatures running rampant, she must risk everything to save the only family she has left. Will she ever have a love life at this rate? Pre-CH208. Slow N&L. Lucy-centric. OCs. Action. Hilarity.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 421,508 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Gray F., Juvia L., Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Her Lessons in Love by Fivercon reviews
Lucy once again has problems and this time, it does not include her rent. She is potentially in love with a boy who has no clue about her feelings. What’s worse, he probably doesn't even know what love means. NatsuxLucy. Sequel to Growing Up .
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,440 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Red Spots by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
A collection of one-shots, involving different genres and characters. Next: Bedside, 100 words. "Where is He, Teresa?"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,903 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Blushing Dahlia by Greened Ink reviews
"You have a chance, a narrow one, I'll grant you, but still- a chance to get her back." Red John. A dark little Jane/Lisbon piece. A bit OC. Post Jane's memory loss and retrieval. Rated for violence.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,713 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Lifesaving by Greened Ink reviews
AU- They had a deal. Jane agreed to take the diamonds off the old lady, and his father let him attend the last year of public school. He just hadn't known quite what that would entail. Lisbon/Jane in high school. A bit of Rigsby/Van Pelt and Cho/Summer too.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 70,159 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
He's Only Ever Human by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
On the few times that John actually notices Sherlock's humanity, it gives him a sense of being refreshed. Sherlock's only human. It's nice to see. Series of oneshots highlighting Sherlock's emotions, because we all know that he has them. Rated M: Chapter Seventy-Four for swearing and mentions of drug use; it's skippable. The rest of the story is rated T. NOW COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 55,766 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Know thine enemies, but also know thy friends by PolemicAcademic reviews
A collection of stories in which Lestrade and Sherlock investigate cases with John and discover some unexpected things about the doctor. Rated for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 48,585 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Lazarus Machine by Kelouisa reviews
Sir Harold Watson requires his younger brother John to marry for money. The wealthy husband-to-be? None other than Sherlock Holmes. Before the wedding can occur, Sherlock gets swept up in an investigation of random found body parts and strange letters addressed to him via Bow Street. Slash, Regency Era, science and natural philosophy.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 76 - Words: 110,114 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Care and Feeding of Sherlock Holmes by Dlvvanzor reviews
As it turns out, keeping Sherlock Holmes alive is not the easiest task John Watson has ever undertaken. Collection of drabbles, maybe crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Doctor Will See You Now by bloodsoakedleather reviews
With nothing more exciting to do while he's waiting for his latest criminal master plan to reach it's conclusion, Moriarty decides to tail Doctor John Watson as he goes about his ordinary life but when they find themselves in the middle of an attempted bank robbery, things suddenly become anything but ordinary. Rated T for now but will go up in later chapters. SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,890 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W.
Lisbon and Jane: Fifty Things by DemonClowSorceress reviews
Eighth of the Fifty Things collection! Now I present fifty bits of Lisbon and Jane! K plus for anything that may appear. COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 39,827 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In the Details by wimmer511 reviews
In the aftermath of s04e24. Spoilers. With the team's help Jane tries to get information from Red John's friend while trying to find some normalcy in recent tragedies. He can sense changes in his relationship with Lisbon and doesn't know what to do about it. Romance/Angst/Humor, and all the good stuff that's incorporated in the show. Rated T, for now.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 182,392 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The last dragon by Shennya reviews
Smaug, the only skin-changer dragon, not satisfied with having taken his home and gold is now in search of the one thing that Thorin isn't willing to budge. Bilbo, on the other hand, will face the awesome responsibility of being the only one able to make vulnerable a dragon. But Bilbo discover that Smaug is not the only vulnerable to him.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,814 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Panthera Pardus by Ismira Daugene reviews
Sherlock and John have met before... long before John was sent home from the war. Little did John know that black panther he was attacked by under the hot Afghani sun was going to be his future flatmate. AU where Sherlock is a shapeshifting black panther and John tries to come to terms with a flatmate who wants to mate with him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,612 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Intentions Verse 2: A Series of Firsts by KeelieThompson1 reviews
As John settles into the Holmes family they all experience a few firsts and remember a few others. Sequel to 'No Intention' where John is Sherlock's son. Warnings for discussions about abuse and unusual childhoods. Watch out for chapter warnings.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,586 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Saving Lisbon by eblonde reviews
After a dinner with Patrick, Lisbon is struck by a terrible bout of food poisoning and ends up being hospitalized. Will Jane rise to the occasion and help her through a life changing ordeal? or will he leave her to deal with things as she always does... completely alone.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,592 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 3054 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
The Mystery of the Drowned Fish by Purple Waterlilies reviews
Something goes bump in the night, and John gets a bit of a surprise. Normalcy returns six months after the Fall. Murders, hilarity and adventures ensue. What else could happen, now that the gang's all back together again? Post-Reichenbach, and eventual Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Underground by Badpenny232 reviews
AU Hobbit/Police- When DCI Thorin Oak receives a note from the allusive P.I. he finds his world turned upside down in the hunt to find the missing accountant W. Bilbo. Baggins. Thorin's only chance is to find Bilbo before it is too late in the hope that he will discover his Grandfather's killer and solve the mystery of "The Massacre of the Erebor Hotel,"- eventual Thilbo
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,666 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug, Dwalin - Complete
In the Cards by Idan reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Jane teases Lisbon about her poker skills, which leads to a conversation that surprises them both, spirals into plots and counter-plots, and leaves them facing a dilemma they never imagined, but might secretly want. Minor spoilers for early season 5, but goes AU from there. Thanks to phoenixx87 for the cover!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 293,789 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Of Bunks and Fences by CleoGal reviews
Modern day AU. Bilbo Baggins is a simple, honest, law abiding citizen, content with his life. One day it all changes when he is falsely accused of crimes he didn't commit and goes to prison to exist amongst real criminals. There he meets new people, learns new ways of living, makes friends and enemies. And gets involved with planning an escape that will either make of break him.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
My Soul Duty by Hanzatsu-Hime reviews
After an explosion on the latest island, Nami's gone! She's been taken by a man the world is in fear of! The crew must find her - and fast! - before Nami disappears forever! Takes place before CP9. ZoroXNami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,865 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Zoro, Nami
my sacrifice by akiremichan reviews
Fuuko is sacrificing almost all that she's got for her friends but is it worth all the pain and suffering she's getting in the form of Kurei? And what's Mikagami gonna do about it? all about sacrifice, love, secrets etc. enjoy.
Flame of Recca - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,306 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Fuuko K., Tokiya M.
The Grimmest of Games by K. Zak reviews
They're back. Both of them. It's John's turn to play.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - John W., J. Moriarty
Giving Life by SleepingBabyDragon reviews
AU -Dis died in a car accident and Thorin needs to take care of his nephews. He then meets kindergarden teacher Bilbo Baggins and romance evolves. And I still haven't learned how to make good summaries.. M for smut and foul language.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Fairy Tales by a wild jessca appeared reviews
Every fairy tale needs a good, old-fashioned villain. And every person has their pressure point; someone they want to protect from harm. They're back. It's not over. Let the games commence once more. Rated for violence & language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - John W., J. Moriarty
Ouroboros by calladragon reviews
This is an "On the Lam" story as requested by a friend. What happens when Lisbon and Jane are forced to hit the road not due to anything Jane has done, but Lisbon. How does Red John fit into the plot? Will they stay ahead of the law and exactly what will happen between them? You'll have to read to find out.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 223,469 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Ava Watson Verse 4: Nest among the stars by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Sequel to Rocks of Salvation. With John recovering, Ava surviving numerous takaways and Mycroft taking care of Moriarty, everything in Sherlock's life seems to be falling into place. But how long will it take before Moriarty gets bored? Johnlock. Read chapter warnings as dark themes are ahead.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,714 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And Blood And Wine Were On His Hands by Lily Ophelia reviews
A woman is found hanged in a red coat, a note addressed to Patrick Jane pinned to the front. Her striking resemblance to Teresa Lisbon is both disturbing and intriguing. As the CBI investigates this murder so inexplicably tied to one of their own, Jane finds himself closer to what he desires most, and Teresa Lisbon is forced to face her deepest fears. Being Updated!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
I'll Be Fine by brighteyesindarktimes reviews
"I don't see why mummy bothers in hiring new tutors; they are all so incredibly dull and stupid." This wouldn't be the first time one has run out red-faced and cursing. "Damn the money", they say. It's not my fault they're useless.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Little Stars by Kourion reviews
It's a three week countdown to find a serial killer and his most recent victim: a psychologically damaged little girl with a remarkable likeness to Charlotte Jane. So of course, Lisbon's stressed and Jane's obsessed. Noncon/ Jisbon overtones/Hurt-comfort/ NEXT TO BE UPDATED :) I haven't forgotten about this!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,970 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Instances by Riddelly reviews
Their relationship is crafted of complexity, with a hundred sides and a thousand layers. 100 Theme Challenge, Johnlock-centric.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 59,747 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love, Sociopath Style by Fantome reviews
Sherlock likes to experiment on John in his sleep. John has a few experiments of his own. (Do not try this at home. Just don't.) A cracked romance.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
At First Meeting by RedPerception reviews
What would things be like if Teresa and Patrick met under difference circumstances. Teresa is getting ready to start college while raising her three brothers, when she meets Patrick and his four year old daughter at the carnival. I know I'm not very good at summaries but please read and review.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,936 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Rebuilding the Sun by starry19 reviews
"She was more than willing to pick up the pieces, if he was ever willing to let himself shatter. But he would hold on, she knew, until he couldn't hide the cracks any longer." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,309 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Right Hand Man by umqra1895 reviews
Sequel to "And It Is Always 1895". John, Sherlock and Hamish are settling into their life in 1895 when Jim Moriarty shows up against all logic...and he's looking for a new gunman. When he tears John and Hamish away from Sherlock, John must find a way back before Jim breaks him completely. Sherlock/John, Jim/John. Non-con, dub-con, violence, smut
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,601 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lavinia by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Co author Tinuviel Undomiel: When tragedy strikes Jane and Lisbon find their roles are reversed. Lisbon is now the one who is shattered and Jane has to attempt to pick up the pieces. Jisbon. Warning: Violence and Graphic Imagery
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 251,933 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Spoils Shared by New Wonder reviews
Kili is in looove. Fili isn't sure what to think of it. Fili/Bilbo/Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Russian Roulette by tromana reviews
When Teresa Lisbon joins the CBI, practically everything she's ever wished for falls on her plate: an excellent career, a new love and the like. Things start to unravel when she discovers that her new husband is the famous serial killer, Red John. Will she forgive him, or does she have to rely on Patrick Jane to help her out of one of the biggest messes she's ever found herself in?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,814 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Beautiful Mess- Tag for 512 by Rothelena reviews
Post-Volker... Lisbon wants to thank Jane for his help, but when she does, things get a little out of hand... maybe PWP (I never know this), but it's really MIGHTY GRAPHIC and FIRMLY RATED M! So if you don't like that- you shouldn't read this story!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Warming up by Dancingonmytrainofthoughts reviews
It's a cold night, and Fíli and Kíli share body heat with Bilbo. But it doesn't stay at warming each other up. Fíli/Kíli/Bilbo smut.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Fíli, Bilbo B. - Complete
Scarf Man by NinjaninaIII reviews
Sherlock is Sherlock and John is a bookshop employee. Who even needs wikipedia anymore? Previously named: "A bookshop AU".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John's Game by CheshireCheeseNate reviews
"You're going to play my game. Do what I say.. and I will watch. If you win, you save Sherlock. If you lose... We all BURN. " Moriarty had gone too far this time, putting the lives of everyone he knew in grave danger. Faced with the grim reality of Jim's power and time slipping away, John must make the painfully hard decisions alone to save his friend. He must play the game.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/24/2013 - John W., J. Moriarty
On the Abundance of Oak by greysnyper reviews
Clearly the Hobbit had no skill with a sword. But with a shield...
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli - Complete
The Nautilus Adventure by PinkGloom reviews
AU Steampunk Sherlock & John meet by chance, but quickly their fates are intertwined as Sherlock realizes the real reason John felt compelled to board the airship. Alchemy & Aether & Creatures -Use of OCs- Rated for chp. 10&up slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,833 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Terms And Conditions by clawswrites reviews
In which, Bilbo is expected to please Thorin and, although unexpected, he can't say he's completely unaffected by the turn of events. Bagginsheild smut. AU. Requested.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Teresa by Donnamour1969 reviews
Collaborative fic with waterbaby134. Extreme AU, inspired by Jane Austen's "Emma." Jane and Lisbon are lifelong friends, but will a matchmaking scheme make them realize they are well-matched to each other? Romance/Humor/Friendship. Rated K to T.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,801 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Of Iglishmêk and Carpentry by Bronwyn O'Reilly reviews
Bilbo learns a little more in the ways of the Dwarves, and Kíli 'has gone and done something stupid again'. It's a Durin thing.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Jealous of Thorin by Dancingonmytrainofthoughts reviews
Kíli's feelings for Bilbo grow stronger and stronger since the troll accident, will he confess? Kíli/Bilbo smut.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Kíli, Bilbo B. - Complete
I Want To See You by BlooMist reviews
Hobbit-kink Prompt: Dwarf hands are kind of big, I can't imagine Thorin actually preparing Bilbo for sex with his own fingers to be honest. So... Bilbo fingering himself as Thorin watches.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Fat Little Bunny- ThorinBilbo by NotawriterMF reviews
My fill for a prompt on the Hobbit Kink meme. When Beorn calls Bilbo a little bunny and says he's getting fat, Bilbo worries that Thorin will not want him. Thorin detects something is wrong and comfort sex ensues. I decided to upload my fill here as well to make it easier to read.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Champagne and Couch Cushions by starry19 reviews
5x12 Tag - "And speaking of good days," he continued, reaching for the bag he'd sat on the floor, "I feel as though a celebration is in order." He pulled out a bottle of gas station champagne, the five-dollar price tag still attached, and two plastic cups he'd snagged from the kitchen. Lisbon eyed the bottle dubiously. "I see you spared no expense."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Serendipity by IBelieveinSherlockandJohn reviews
What would life be like if Jane and Lisbon had never met under the circumstances that they did? What if their meeting was fate? Lets find out...
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Mentalist: The Rocket's Red Glare by Donnamour1969 reviews
Someone is trying to kill Jane (again). Even with Lisbon acting as his bodyguard, it won't stop Jane from doing something idiotic to catch his would-be killer. Set in Season 5. Rated T/M for language and adult content. Humor/Drama/Jisbon romance.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,212 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
New Years War by Joermungandr reviews
[Post-Reichenbach] Sherlock remembers the war he saw in Johns eyes last year. Hoping he'll be fine without help this year.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In the Water by azyungalah reviews
Bilbo stumbles upon Fili and Kili in a very compromising position. No, he doesn't want anything to do with that. But what will happen when he finds himself smack dab in the middle? Smut and threesomes, that's what. Fili/Kili/Bilbo, incest, sex, threesomes, maybe some OOCness.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
A Bit Not Good by MarMoo.12 reviews
In which John goes and gets himself kidnapped. Again. It's Sherlock to the rescue! Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shared Desires by Aerilon452 reviews
Sherlock finally claims John. ONE SHOT COMPLETE. Note: My first John and Sherlock fanfic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
That Might Have Been My Fate by Hekate1308 reviews
John never met Sherlock Holmes. Instead, he met Sebastian Moran, who introduced him to Jim Moriarty. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,412 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Death Hides in Clocks by thanksforthetea reviews
"I'm your Grim Reaper, John. You're going to die in six months." In which John is a man with only six months left to live, and Sherlock is the Grim Reaper.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Fears and Failings by starry19 reviews
Post 5x11 - "They were about to tread into some very dangerous territory, and though he knew it would do little good, it would make him feel better if she was within arm's reach." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Lesson in Biology by Galythia reviews
University!AU Sherlock. One day, Professor Watson asks to see his biology student, Sherlock, after class. Sherlock, of course, had already seen this coming, and is constantly one step ahead of his professor. It's very short, and it's based off of a post I saw going around on Tumblr. More like a drabble than a fic. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tag for 5X11: Days of Wine and Roses by Forseti Purge reviews
Meet Thomas Volker, Teresa Lisbon's nemesis.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Days of Wine and Roses, 5x11 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane and Lisbon prepare themselves for what lies ahead. Spoilers, 5x11. Friendship/comfort/humor.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Control by DiabolicTenshi reviews
Sherlock liked to be in control… and John likes to be controlled. Warnings: PWP, slight (?) BDSM, graphic sex scene, bad English (it's not my native language), unbeta-ed. My first BBC Sherlock fic, please tell me your opinions, help me to improve!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intentions Verse 1: No intention by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Sherlock Holmes had his first experience of sex when he was sixteen years old, with a girl who was the daughter of his father's buisiness partner, helped along with a stolen bottle of scotch and a rather ancient looking condom stolen from the wallet of an obnoxious party guest. Somehow, eleven years and three months later, he's faced with ten year old John Watson.(Sequel up)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pinned by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
"I didn't agree to this!" Lisbon said furiously. "For the last time, we are not going steady!" Sequel to "The Arrest."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Clinging to Broken Glass by starry19 reviews
Season Four story, set immediately post Fugue in Red. "Then, suddenly, he realized she was his warm place, somewhere to seek shelter and comfort. It never crossed his mind that she would push him away." Rated T/M
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Welcome to the Family Mathieu Williams by Mad Jaqi reviews
When Mathieu Williams gave in and joined S.U.N.S. he thought he was just getting a nice bonus on his report card and transcript not a red eyed self-appointed bodyguard and a front seat to the under workings to the Academy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,786 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Debts and Accounts by starry19 reviews
"And, after a lot of effort, he had even managed to coax a smile from Lisbon. Those were very rare these days, in general. Smiles at him were virtually nonexistent. Usually, she just looked at him with heartbreak, masked with annoyance and anger. But tonight, in the midst of working a case, he'd finally succeeded in getting her to show her dimples." - Happy New Year! Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Quite Extraordinary by ZeenoMCR reviews
"I've run off my new flatmate. Shame, I was growing a little fond of him. But I went off and did what I usually do, and I told him everything about himself—even the things he obviously didn't want to hear." Sherlock's thoughts during the cab scene in "A Study in Pink".
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Verdigris by tromana reviews
Just because it looked picture perfect on the outside, it didn't mean it actually was. Jane/Lisbon. For Divinia Serit. Cover art by the wonderful aprilvolition!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,405 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Bravery Is By Far The Kindest Word by johnsarmylady reviews
When a case goes horribly wrong, John is determined to make sure that Sherlock gets out alive no matter what the cost. Rated T for content and bad language. No Slash. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Amazing, Isn't It? by Eat Love Write reviews
Sherlock Holmes doesn't feel emotion. And yet, he does. A look at Sherlock when John is in danger and hurting. A relatively short one shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
50 Ways to Feel by tromana reviews
Jane/Lisbon oneshot collection based on the Fantasy Script's '50 Feelings' list. Final: Requiem: falling in love is possibly the worst thing they could have done.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,234 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Christmas Magic by calladragon reviews
Two-parter Christmas fluff until I can get back to work on Ouroboros. Chapter One is a safe "T" rating while Chapter Two is a definite "M".
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Arrest by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
Jane had always expected Lisbon to be the one to arrest him. He just hadn't expected her to be crying when she did it.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,418 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
24 Things I Hate About You by BlueMoonOnTheRise reviews
What's Christmas without a new and (mildly) horrifying case told through one Dr. Watson's list of complaints about his flatmate? Well. Sherlock!AdventCalendar
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cracked Ornament by hardly loquacious reviews
Lisbon isn't feeling particularly Christmassy this year. Jane decides to take matters into his own hands, particularly when it comes to her condo. For All-I-Need
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Virgin by Emi Lillian Kitsune reviews
"Do you know what he calls you? The Iceman... and the Virgin." After the Adler case, Sherlock examines his reactions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Another World by Little-Firestar84 reviews
They call it the butterfly effect. Just one small, random adjustment, and all changes. And here there is, another world. A world where his daughter has never been, his late wife is an ex and he is still a psych. And yet, few things just can't change. Some things are written in the stars, just like love at first sight.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,714 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Santa Claus is Coming to Town by Keara reviews
#6 in my holiday series. Five year-old Sherlock figures out the truth. Later, John comes home to a mess.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Let's Play by ShinySherlock reviews
Jim has Sherlock's pet to himself, so, of course, he's going to play with him. John plus Jim plus M rating equals fairly creepy rather quickly. Set during The Great Game after John leaves 221b but before Sherlock arrives at the pool. Written for pippinly of tumblr for Sherlock secret Santa 2012. A thousand thank yous to BritChick101 for the lightning fast beta and Britpick!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/21/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Prince of Peace by Rothelena reviews
Christmas fic! Jane and Lisbon, snowed in at a romantic log cabin... unfortunately, things aren't as uncomplicated as they look, and as they spent Christmas together, both have to confront feelings they always tried to deal with on their own. Might have around 3 chapters, maybe more. Rated M in later chapter! Not so much plot- more a contemplation fic!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,582 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Milestones and Mistletoe by starry19 reviews
"I was serious about the tinsel," he told Lisbon. "It would be very festive." He tugged lightly on a lock of her hair. "And I was serious about a lot of people wanting to shoot you," she replied. -Christmas parties always get out of control, don't they?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Why is the Floor Growing? by PocketRocket911 reviews
"Thank you." She said, and he merely nodded. "Also, thank you for picking me up. My car's still at the shop, and I didn't want to try and take a cab when I wasn't in my proper mindtes…midsent…mindset." Lisbon is drunk and Jane comes to her rescue. Slight Jisbon, but nothing serious. Set season 4ish.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Starlight and Silent Nights by starry19 reviews
Now complete -"Unaccountably nervous, he took a deep, steadying breath, fingers wrapped around the steering wheel still. This was silly - he was going to be with Lisbon, for God's sake. It wasn't really a date - they were just two lonely people who were going to be slightly less alone tonight." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,341 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Working Out by hardly loquacious reviews
The first time he saw her, it was completely innocent. The second time he saw her, it was mostly innocent. But after that, things started to get less innocent. Written for Chibs. Prompt: Jane learns Lisbon's work-out schedule.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A Bad Day by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
Upon reflection, Lisbon determined the moment her day had really started to go to hell was when Jane decided to hold her hand.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,865 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
You Can't Hypnotise A Hypnotist by Chocolate2011 reviews
Jane is injured on the job and Lisbon tries her hand at throwing suggestions at him. Part 3: Cho goes to find Lisbon & Jane. Spoilers for Season 4.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Plots and Puzzles by starry19 reviews
5x10 Tag - "He stared at her retreating back for a moment, then returned to her office. On a whim, he pulled open her desk drawer. Naturally, he'd rifled through her things more than once, but not recently. Really, what the hell was she doing with a hammer?"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
My enemy's enemy by hardly loquacious reviews
One day, a woman sitting alone in a restaurant recieves an unexpected guest. What if Lisbon found Lorelei first? Writen for Frogster.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Teresa L., Lorelei M. - Complete
Ten Days by Engazed reviews
Book 1 of 'The Fallen': John is named a missing person. Someone is pointing DI Lestrade in the wrong direction. And as the days pass, John's situation only grows more dire. It seems like the disappearance of his best friend is the only thing that can bring Sherlock Holmes back from the dead. Warnings: Graphic Violence/Torture/Rape/Horror
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,204 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
Red Is The New Green by jisburn reviews
When Lisbon and Mashburn run into each other, Jane is forced to confront his feelings. One-shot, for now.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Third Time's The Charm by Lothiriel84 reviews
You can't expect things to be perfect the first time around. Nor the second, for that matter.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Shades of Red by Chocolate2011 reviews
A new column in the papers has Jane bothered. And leads the team to a discussion about Red John.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Patrick J., Red John - Complete
And Merry We Will Be by Lothiriel84 reviews
It's that time of the year again – garlands and tinsel pop up almost everywhere. - Written for KaiDarknight as a part of Secret Santa 2012 on deviantART.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Spin by hardly loquacious reviews
She feels the hand on her waist second. The tug of her fingers comes first as he slides behind her and pulls her right hand with his left. And somehow, someway the momentum of that simple impulse causes her to spin right into his arms. December Fic for Mossi.b, Prompt - Dancing
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A Matter of Consent by Ida Expurgation reviews
Five times Sherlock groped John through his trousers platonically and the one time he didn't.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
On Your Knees by myswordfishmind reviews
AU, Based on the film "Secretary": After he is invalided from the war, John feels his life is quickly spinning out of control, but when he finds a job assisting a man by the name of Sherlock Holmes he may find the very thing he's needed all along. (Warnings: Sub/dom, BDSM, self-harm)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,496 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Black Cherry, 5x9 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Your dream or mine? Jane and Lisbon ponder sleep-talking. Spoilers, 5x9. Jisbon/Friendship.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Wicked dreams by Little-Firestar84 reviews
They cried together all the tears they hadn't cried since the first time they had wished for this moment to come true, and in that moment they knew. The road ahead of them was long and dangerous, and their voyage had just begun. But they were going to face it all together, no matter what, and in the end, they would be victorious. A tag to 4.9, M rated.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Fraught by hardly loquacious reviews
"No, neither of the guys were on a date," Jane insinuated. "Who was it then?" she asked. Jane smirked. "Agent Gabe Mancini." Lisbon shut her eyes briefly. "Aren't you going to ask me who the lucky lade was?" Jane asked. "Do I need to?" The day after Lisbon's late-night poker game, she and Jane have a... discussion. Post 5.03
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Fogged Red Feelings by crazyanaylst reviews
This is somewhat of a sequel to "Pink Ice at Dawn". I don't own 'The Mentalist' in any fashion. I just play with the characters.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
About sleeping and dreaming by Snowflurryflake reviews
Episode tag for 5x09. Lisbon desperately needs to know what she said while she was asleep next to Jane. Some JISBON banter and only little spoilers.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Bad Dogs Last Longer by myswordfishmind reviews
After Sherlock spends a whole evening with John in a suit he decides enough is enough. He will take what is his. (Warnings: Suit porn, bondage, a biiiit of knifeplay)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Found Me by houseisamazing reviews
"Never in a million years did Teresa Lisbon imagine this moment. She stared at him like he was some sort of alien. Thousands of emotions flashed across her face. She couldn't believe this was happening. If this was some sort of sick joke, it wasn't funny."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Clearance Sacrifice by CharmingNotDarling reviews
How can you expect him to respect your heart when you have never done so yourself? -An episode tag for The Crimson Hat-
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Reversal by mtm reviews
Episode tag to 5x7 "If it bleeds, it leads". Would Jane really be so cold as to leave Lisbon alone after a case like that?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Coffee and Confessions by starry19 reviews
5x07 Tag - "Jane was waiting in her office when she pushed open the door, looking like he was full of nervous energy. She recognized his demeanor and it made her distinctly uneasy. The last time he had been in the building looking like that, he had told her he loved her and then summarily shot her."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
At Her Side by The Noble French Fry reviews
It had taken some time before he finally gave in to the fact that the best way to keep her safe from Red John was to be with her all the time - waking and sleeping. Even though the emotional implications of that were huge and complicated and probably irreversible. Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Red Tyger by Lothlorien Aeterna reviews
"He was powerful. He was The Tyger." Two killers separated by time, but bound by blood and a shared purpose. Will the Tyger finally be caught? My version of Season 5.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Contrivance by hardly loquacious reviews
contrivance — n 1. something contrived, esp an ingenious device; contraption 2. the act or faculty of devising or adapting; inventive skill or ability 3. an artificial rather than natural selection or arrangement of details, parts, etc 4. an elaborate or deceitful plan or expedient; stratage Post-ep for 5.07.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Burnt Offerings by starry19 reviews
Epilogue Added - Now complete "The question was: how much was he willing to sacrifice to save her life? If it was a trade, his life for hers, then there would be no hesitation from him. But, as he had learned, there were things much worse than death." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,785 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist episode tag: If it Bleeds, it Leads, 5x7 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane tries to comfort Lisbon. After all, he's been there himself. Spoilers, 5x7. Drama/friendship/hurt/comfort. A dark change of pace for me. Rated T for mild language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Mentalist: The Taming of the Psychic by Donnamour1969 reviews
Imagine an AU world where Red John never killed Jane's family. What would Jane be like? Can Lisbon learn to tame the savage psychic? Inspired by "Fugue in Red," but set around some events of Season 2. Rated T/M for language and Jisbon sexytimes. Humor/Romance/Fluff.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,931 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Unchained by anyadoll reviews
Three ghosts will come to see Patrick Jane. It's what they have to show him that will change him, forever. [all episodes/spoilers included within]
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
One Night by waterbaby134 reviews
Lisbon. Jane. Mancini. There's one too many people in this relationship, and it'll take one special night to put things right. Beware slight spoilers to 'Devil's Cherry' and heavy 'T' rated content.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Poker Face- Tag for episode 503 by Rothelena reviews
SPOILERS for ep.5.03 "Not one Red cent"! What if Lisbon never went to that poker game with Mancini because Jane stopped her? Rated M, PWP, Hurt/Comfort. Just a little tag, not much!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Pinwheel Sparks by Mojoflower reviews
When Sherlock and John get back to the flat after the Pool Incident, sparks fly. Some good old-fashioned M/M. Just a hint of dub-con.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jealousy by Little-Firestar84 reviews
It wasn't just the fact that that man didn't deserve her. It was that everyone knew she belonged to him, even if just in theory. Besides, he did not deserve her. That man, and the others just like him, they wanted her for her body. But Jane knew that he could be different. A tag to 5.3, mind the rating.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Not One Red Cent, 5x3 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Post-episode, Jane and Lisbon contemplate poker and orthopedic shoes. Spoilers, 5x3. Friendship/humor/hint of Jisbon if you squint.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dates and Denials by starry19 reviews
5x03 Tag – "She fixed him with a stare that she usually reserved for lying suspects that had pushed her buttons in one way or another. "For one, I didn't go on a date." He noted the contracted denial. "And for another, even if I did, it's none of your damn business." Really, how did you think Jane was going to react to Lisbon's news?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Who You Calling 'Damsel? by elisheva reviews
Lisbon is calling out for a little help but don't you DARE call her a damsel in distress.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Possession by Nana-41175 reviews
**COMPLETE!** "I seem to be suffering from delusions of being a vampire." Dr. John Watson has a new patient in hand. It seems like a straightforward case, or is it? Vampire!Sherlock/John Extreme AU. Epilogue and a special chapter, "Love Song" up! Rated M for some Johnlock scenes. Please R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 115,294 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
No white flag by Lothiriel84 reviews
One evening she finds a dozen red roses on her doorstep. - A drabble inspired by a couple of lines from the song "White Flag" by Dido. It's bit dark, so be warned.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Teresa L. - Complete
A Change of Plan by Idan reviews
"We have Lorelei because Red John planned for us to." Jane and Lisbon try to stay one step ahead of Red John's plans for them while figuring out how to turn the tables.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,872 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
No Holds Barred by BipolarMolar reviews
Complete One-shot. After Sherlock's death, John is struggling to cope but everything changes when he comes home to find Moriarty's right-hand man, Sebastian Moran waiting for him. There's something about the arrogant, handsome man that brings out the best in John. or the worst. Slash, fight!sex. Read and review.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2012 - John W., Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Possession by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Memories of just few days prior kept going on loop in his mind, Hardy pointing a gun at her. He imagined not making it, Teresa dead in his arms. And now, another man wanted her. He just couldn't hide the truth any longer. "You are mine" he whispered, and Teresa smiled against his skin. Au-ish season 2 premiere, M rated.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
In this life by Little-Firestar84 reviews
In this life, they had nothing to be scared of, no one that could get between them, endangering her life or the one of the ones close to him. But it was just in this one. And it was all so perfect, that sometimes, he wondered if it wasn't all just a dream. Jane/Lisbon, AUish
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Eloa by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Spoilers for The Crimson Ticket and Season 5: Lisbon has to vent her frustrations over Jane and Lorelei Martins but as it reaches a fever pitch she decides to confront her problems head on, which leads her to a startling and frightening realization.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
KInk Texts by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Jane should have never thought Annie how to pickpocket. Now, he'll have to pay for his mistake... and Teresa Lisbon knows a way that can't fail. M rated for adult situations.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Another World Promotag for 501 by Rothelena reviews
SPOILERS for 5.01, if you haven't seen the promo, don't read this tag! Jane's fight with Lisbon ends in a total loss of control on his part... and some revelations. Rated M!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: Red Haze by Donnamour1969 reviews
Pre-series fic. When Jane first joined the Serious Crimes Unit, he was a different man. This story traces how the team, and especially Lisbon, help him to rise above the tragedy of his recent past. Angst/Humor/Jisbon romance. Rated T/M for adult content and some language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,689 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Never Again by HoT.aGaiNsT.a.WaLL reviews
Jim knew in that moment that there was something more to his neighbors' relationship. That maybe his limp had nothing to do with an old war wound and everything to do with something a lot fresher. A lot more domestic. AU FutureJim/John, Sebastian/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,433 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Time by WritingIsTheMostFun reviews
Sherlock finally returns to Baker Street. Post-TRF.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Paper Boys and Mafia Bosses by Canada-Matthew reviews
Matthew Williams was the seller of newspapers on a corner in front of a bar. One day he sells one of his papers to the infamous mafia boss, Ivan Braginski.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Canada, Russia
The Mentalist: Scarlet Woman by Donnamour1969 reviews
NEW! EPILOGUE POSTED! Collaboration with waterbaby134. How do you solve a problem like Lorelei? That's just what Jane and Lisbon must figure out. Our take on what we'd like to happen post finale. Spoilers for 4x23-24. Romance,drama,humor,Jisbon! Rated T/M for adult themes.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Little Help from My Enemies by chappysmom reviews
Later, John couldn't believe he hadn't seen it coming. But sometimes, help comes from the most unexpected source-though returning the favor can be harder than you think. 2 chapters
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
The best revenge by Little-Firestar84 reviews
4.10 AU That Lisbon had a soft spot for him, he knew. But to hear that everybody think they are sleeping together is another thing. Because even in his fugue state and reverted to the man he used to be, he would have never slept with her. She isn't his type. Too bad she isn't flattered when he is smart to say so in her face. Revenge is in the air and he'll never know what hit him
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,836 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Burning Secret by Rothelena reviews
Teresa Lisbon isn't the least bit jealous of Loralei Martins. Of course not. So why does the fact that Jane doesn't want her in the investigation makes her feel so- discarded and vulnerable? Might have a teeny-weeny thingy to do with the first spoiler I read, so if you TOTALLY avoid those... Rated M! Solely Lisbon's point of view!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Fire and Lightning by Rothelena reviews
An investigation in a distant mountain village. A sheriff who's heavily flirting with Lisbon. A raging thunderstorm. And Jane gets jealous... Rated M! One-shot! Solely Jane's point of view! Enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mine by oftigersandmagpies reviews
John goes on a date. Sherlock is displeased. NSFW. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sworn To Protect by Lothlorien Aeterna reviews
"So, you basically said he was a wimp and called his judgment into question, risking your career to get the situation under control." What did the team and Jane think of Lisbon's initiative to manipulate Bertram? Tag to episode 3x13, Red Alert.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
No more words by Little-Firestar84 reviews
In the dim light of the late night, sitting on an old ottoman, he stares at her naked form, and his mind wonders, to present and past, to her and the ring on his finger, things that are, were and will be.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Counterplay by Divinia Serit reviews
Cho/Lisbon Friendship. Written for the Mentalist bb community's Reverse Big Bang. Art by Agent ERA. "Now, Cho was standing outside her front door wondering how to explain that he had made a mess of his life and career. She knew something was wrong, but he couldn't confide in her. Not this. Not since Jane." COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,741 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Kimball C., Teresa L. - Complete
Undercover Attraction by Little-Firestar84 reviews
To stop a perp obsesses with punish cheaters, the CBI goes undercover, and when the untinkable happens between Jane and Lisbon, fears and feelings and longing awake with a passion in both of them. How will they ahndle the aftermath of a night of passion, when they can't tell to each other what they really think about it, and what they feel about the other? Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Bad Day by AJ1123 reviews
Lisbon has a bad day which is mostly thanks to Jane. How does he make her feel better? Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
When Yesterday Dies by Songs for a Solstice reviews
When it comes down to it, John's not really that surprised that Sherlock lost. Because Sherlock didn't have much of a heart, but he had enough for Moriarty to burn till it crumbled into ashes and shattered dreams. Post-Reichenbach, angst, non-con moving into dub-con moving into reluctant consent
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Stress Point by LittleMender reviews
Jane had returned to the fold, but Lisbon's acceptance and—he feared—her forgiveness had seemed to have found its limits, and while much was the same, it felt as if everything was different. A short series follow-up to The Substance of Things Hoped For, my tag to the Season 4 finale.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,946 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Put your hands all over me by Little-Firestar84 reviews
She didn't want to open her eyes, for opening them, could mean that she would have discovered who the man at her back was,and she coulnd't allow it. she rather prefer living with a fantasy, then seeing the end of those wicked things she was at the receiving end of...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Someone I could call a friend by Lee Totema reviews
Rewrite: Shuichi was never interested in human life, only waiting until his 10th birthday so he can finally become a demon. But that all changes when he is introduced to two girls who will change his world and life forever, especially the small snowflake.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,414 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Sometimes by Aggression reviews
Every nation has their secrets. Prussia's about to discover Canada's, and maybe lose control of his heart along the way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,948 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Mentalist Episode Tag: Crimson Hat, 4x24 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Brief flashback and Jane/Lisbon conversation post finale. HEAVY SPOILERS! Don't read unless you've watched it, trust me. Friendship/Hint of Jisbon. Rated T for adult situation.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by BoundInSkin reviews
High school AU - Why does Gilbert, the school's most notorious troublemaker, spend so long at hockey matches? Is it to avoid his anal retentive brother? To stain his teeth blue with slushies? Or is it more to do with the captain...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,058 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 285 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Surrender by tromana reviews
Jane/Lisbon oneshot collection for the 15genres1prompt community on LiveJournal. FINAL: Do You Remember - Tamzin Dove has a proposition for Jane. Genre: Time Travel
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,228 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Lost in a moment by lolly2222 reviews
Red john watches Lisbon as she sits at a bar.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Blackout by ShunKickShunKers reviews
He did bring her breakfast in bed and didn't insist when she backed off. But he also made it clear she was just a good shot and treated her like a kid. AU again, teen fic. Enjoy :3 COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,338 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag, Ruddy Cheeks, 4x18 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Lisbon seeks Jane's advice about Cho. Spoilers, 4x18. Humor/Friendship/Fluff. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
This Man's Heart by ellie.hell reviews
In the latter part of the 19th century, a peculiar solitary man from a small village and a doctor disfigured in a war meet, form an unusual friendship, change each other's lives forever and maybe fall a little in love in the process.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,450 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Cheap Burgundy, 4x17 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Missing scene of Jane and Lisbon's stake-out. How would these two pass the time? Why, playing silly games, of course. Fluff and silliness and Jisbon friendship. Spoilers,4x17. Rated T for mild language. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Treasure by RdePicas reviews
Pool, quiet. He loved the pools
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
GreenEyed by Rothelena reviews
A quiet night at CBI headquarters. Is this now a tag for 4.15, or 4.16? Nah, it's just some serious, PWP to get me over 4.15… therapy. You don't want to watch this? I understand. So M- well, M. Very.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Demon with a Loving Heart by Wolflover235 reviews
Sequel to ' She's my human ' I would read that first before reading this... Sesshomaru and Rin's relationship grows more and more close! COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
OverPowered by WonderfullySarcastic reviews
Canada usually stays behind after G8 meetings to tidy up the mess other countries leave behind. What happens, when one day, another country decides to stay behind with him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Canada, Russia
Daydreaming by lil.ramen.lover reviews
There's a reason why Patrick Jane has a razor sharp focus. Because when Patrick Jane daydreams, he makes stupid mistakes. /Drabble based on 4x15/
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Broken Toys by ORPHANED117 reviews
Moriarty is preparing John just before the pool scene. What John doesn't know is how far Moriarty is going to take that. Warning: Rape.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/19/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Take me by HamsterCastiel reviews
First Sherlock story I ve written based on a roleplay. Warnings for very dominant Sherlock! Kinks, toys, dirty talk.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,100 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: At First Blush, 4x14 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane and Lisbon talk post-case. Who really controls their relationship? Humor, friendship. Spoilers, 4x14 and 4x15. Rated T for language/adult themes. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: My Bloody Valentine, 4x12 by Donnamour1969 reviews
A tag in two parts, post episode. Rigsby shares his news with Van Pelt; Lisbon and Jane commiserate over cards. Spoilers, 4x12. Rated T for language. PART 2 IS UP!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Grace vP., Patrick J. - Complete
The Price of his Attention by Ethelwyn reviews
There isn't that much that can keep the attention of Sherlock Holmes for a longer period of time. John Watson craves it so much, that he is willing to pay any price. One-shot. Very Mature. S/m
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Silence After The Fire's Roar by Rothelena reviews
After getting Darcy off the Panzer-case via framing the dead Tom Maier, Jane feels lonely and bad. He seeks comfort in Lisbon's arms, but somehow, everything escalates pretty fast...absolutely M, this one! An angry Lisbon, a desperate Jane- well.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
By the Will by LittleMender reviews
Tag to 4x11 Always Bet on Red. She hadn't lied or exaggerated for dramatic effect when she'd told him she had known from the first that she would lose her job because of him one day. But she hadn't comprehended just how undone everything could come.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Sanguine Slumber by Laury the Latrator reviews
When Agent Lisbon is mysteriously attacked, her team tries desperately to catch whoever is behind it. But is there something she's not telling? Jane will do whatever it takes to save her. If only she would trust him. / Jisbon multichapter.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,519 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Simple Words by mtm reviews
My take on what happened after the ending in "Fugue in Red"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: Red and Green by Donnamour1969 reviews
Sequel to "She Wore a Red Ribbon." Jane and Lisbon return to Sacramento for Christmas, but danger finds them on the train ride home. Rated T for language and violence. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,873 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Journeys End in Lovers Meeting by LittleMender reviews
He had managed control in the car, but when she tempted him into the apartment the heat of her touch swirled up his arm and spiraled down his body, stirring his blood and pooling in his abdomen, a liquid fire. Installment #12 in the Holiday/Next Series.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Tequila Sunset by MerriWyllow reviews
"He has a knife. Sometimes he imagines having another use for it." If the reader knows Jane wants Red John's guts for garters, there are no spoilers.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Something For The Pain by RazMaKaz reviews
Sherlock's gone and gotten himself hurt. This is how John Watson reacts. Sherlock & John. Friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Yesterday is Memory by GatesKeeper reviews
She rolled her mint green eyes, stirring up the emotions they held the way he mixed tea in the morning. "Hey, if you haven't scared me off yet…." Her words left a trail to places they both were nervous to enter into. JANE AND LISBON TALK. Eps. 4x10
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Controlled Chaos by Absolutely Unsure reviews
A pretty blond summoner and a fire breathing mage, both with a knack for trouble. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? - Glimpses into the lives of Natsu and Lucy...and whoever else gets caught up in their crazy antics - 100 themes with 10 chap story
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 99,511 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Mentalist Episode Tag: Fugue in Red, 4x10 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Missing scene and tag for the episode-mainly Lisbon's pov. Jane/Lisbon friendship. Spoilers 4x10. Rated "T" for mild language. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sithophilia by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Adult tag to 4.9- Before leaving the cafe, she asks him what he was thinking about; he simply answers her with a word- Sitophilia. She can't wait to get to know what he ment. And he has every intention of helping her out.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Memory Palace by Rothelena reviews
Based on what we know about ep.4.10 so far. Jane, reversed to his con-man-personality by amnesia, seduces agent Lisbon- and opens Pandora's box. So much M even I am blushing- will have 5 chapters. Angsty!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,445 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Love's chains are stronger than shackles by breathing is over-rated reviews
John wakes up attached to a chair by the one and only consulting detective and things turn out a different way to anything he could have planned for. Jim/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/1/2011 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
In Sleep, We Love by fluffy-fuzzy-ears reviews
older!RinXSesshoumaru.. In her sleep, Rin boldly chooses Sesshoumaru's lap for her bed. Read on to find out what Sesshy thinks of this :P ONE-SHOT
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Rin, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Dysfunctionality by TeresaAmaliaJane reviews
A series of oneshots based on quotes from anywhere, not all romantic but all Jisbon, in a way. Chapter 10 quote-'Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it.' Please R&R! Now complete.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,997 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Veil That Keeps Me Blind by forthecoast reviews
With Jane's plans for revenge destroyed, both he and Lisbon are forced to take stock of where they stand - with Red John and with each other. Written for het-bigbang. AU post-3x04, Jane/Lisbon. Complete.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,297 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Insomnia by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
Wherein Sesshomaru learns that extending a hand of kindness can cure the ailments of his dreams that he knew not were there to begin with... Sesshomaru x Rin Fluff; Please Read & Review!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Vehement Displays of Affection by Laury the Latrator reviews
It was a routine night for Teresa Lisbon, until something went terribly wrong. Now she is left trying to maintain her usual fortitude while everyone around her is begging her to let go. She deflects them all, except for one very special man. Two-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Hot Evidence by TeaNSympathy reviews
Short episode tag with spoilers for "Red Hot". Companion to Red Hot Cinnamon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Teresa L., Walter M. - Complete
Guards and Guardians by hardly loquacious reviews
"You can't live his life for him, Lisbon," Jane said again, albeit gently. She really did need to talk it out. And he was already used to her yelling at him. He didn't mind a little extra abuse if it made her feel better. Post 4.06.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Anything Your Heart Desires by Rothelena reviews
SMUTTY sequel to "I Wish Upon A Star"- this time, he shows her he isn't asleep. This is M!A very large, uncompromising M! Filthy PWP, logic need not apply! Be warned!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Pillow by SkinuzBear reviews
Lisbon has some trouble sleeping...will Jane help her?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Hot Cinnamon by TeaNSympathy reviews
Drabbly episode-tag-y thing with spoilers for "Red-Hot."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Teresa L., Walter M. - Complete
Cute D's by WitchsDream reviews
A series of drabbles with Canada and other nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Canada
Mentalist Episode Tag: Blood and Sand, 4x5 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Life's a beach, so the beach bum philosphers say. Lisbon and Jane discuss that very thing. Spoilers for 4x5. Introspective friendship fic with a touch of humor. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Forever by grannysknitting reviews
The Pool. The Bomb. A tranquiliser dart. Now John is in the hands of his best friends greatest rival, and the man has a definite Agenda. Rated for dark themes and possible slash later in the piece Shwatson
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,706 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Anticipation by Tashilovet reviews
Moriarty teases John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2011 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Your Sweet Voice by unfixed reviews
What if America successfully invaded Canada in 1812? AU, magic and stuff. Possessive,slightly psychotic!America/Canada. Sorry, I'm horrible at summaries...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - America, Canada
Chance Meetings by PrettyArbitrary reviews
John's not kitted out for a death match today, and Moran is only armed with a half-eaten almond horn.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2011 - John W., Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Myrddin's Moon by LittleMender reviews
She blinked away a trembling that broke on the quiver of her bottom lip. Seeking to forestall the forming of tears in her lovely eyes, he acted on a very rash but altogether irresistible impulse. Installment # 9 in the Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
HardAssed by Rothelena reviews
Tag for ep.3.21 "Like a Redheaded Stepchild". It's utterly explicit, M, PWP, I bet you guessed as much. Established Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Caught by Rothelena reviews
Everything started with a bottle of beer over closed-case-pizza... utterly M, utterly PWP Yes, plot need not apply , not for the faint of heart. So, pretty much the usual stuff.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
White Hot by Rothelena reviews
Teresa tries to move on- but no matter how dense he is... he won't let her. PWP One-Shot. Definitely M!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
It Has To Be Love by punnylove reviews
Various drabbles, both normal length and word-drabbles , featuring Kagura paired with anyone. Chapter 11: Awkward Conversations.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kagura, Okita S.
Thank Hell and High Water for Moriarty by TheDullYellowEye reviews
John muses on the advantages of having Moriarty around. SHJW slash if you put your goggles on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Sex, Drugs, and Money by haruka4676 reviews
Matthew Williams is a servant at the Beilschmidt household, against his will, along with his brother Alfred. There's just two things: 1 he's in debt to the mafia and 2 he's in love with his boss, and that means lots and lots of drama.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Cheer up by Rothelena reviews
Teresa is grumpy, and Patrick decides that maybe roleplaying might help- PWP, very explicit, even for me. Will have six installments- if you don't stop me!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,280 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scarlet Dreams by Rothelena reviews
She's had a dream- and of course Patrick Jane wants to know what it was all about…just a fluffy PWP piece of Jisbon-goodness. But be warned: I wrote this one! And that means: the M is not there because it had nothing better to do!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Slave for a night by Rothelena reviews
Jane tried so hard to come up with a truly unique present for her birthday- but she wants something else from him...PWP, very M very, very, very M , written during my "No angst, please"- phase.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Miss Scarlett by LazyPerfectionist17 reviews
The enigma that is Teresa Lisbon. Snapshots of her adolescent years and defining moments, coupled with the story of how she came to meet a mysterious blonde boy in a circus tent.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Teresa L. - Complete
Fix You by lisbonandjanealways reviews
"I will try to fix you." Inspired by the song by Coldplay. J/L friendship/hurt/comfort. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Stronger than Tea by frickangel reviews
Patrick Jane found himself accompanied by death yet again. But this time, Lisbon is there to remind him that he's still very much alive. One Shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: She Wore a Red Ribbon by Donnamour1969 reviews
Patrick Jane is an 1870's peddler searching for the outlaw, Red John, who murdered his wife and daughter.Revenge is the only thing he wants, until he meets feisty schoolmarm, Teresa Lisbon. Extreme AU. Give it a try!T/M No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,138 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Imbalanced by Rothelena reviews
Patrick Jane's attempt to move on isn't working out the way he planned it...M. Can I print a bigger M here? No? Imagine it was bigger, then. PWP. Evil all over. You still want to read it? Your funeral...Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Telephone Conversations by Amri91 reviews
It was ironic, actually. The three times she had been in danger, he had been on the phone with her.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Celebrate by Rothelena reviews
Patrick Jane decides to celebrate his birthday for a change- Lisbon likes the idea at first. But she doesn't know what he's really up to yet...post 3rd season finale. Rated M for adult content- I mean it!. This is just an evil piece of goodness overall.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,526 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Lipstick and Wise Women by LazyPerfectionist17 reviews
Every once in a while, Lisbon lets a little bit of her defences slip; shows a chink in her armour. And Jane is, once again, there to see it.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Crossing the line by lolly2222 reviews
Jane has to accept that Lisbon sometimes is human
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Room 68 by Rothelena reviews
Sequel to "Red Wild", very PWP, don't read it if you don't like stuff like that- no plot whatsoever! Strictly M - I mean it! Jane and Lisbon deal with the aftermath of the team's camping trip in a hotel room...will have three chapters!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Loveless War by sweet-and-simple reviews
"I thought you ver an angel…" Mathew has found a stranger covered in blood in the snow. And, with the price of helping him, Mathew might just have to restart a war he hadn't even known occurred. AU fic, USUK, later mention of GiriPan, GerIta, RusCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,238 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Homeward Bound by Rothelena reviews
Post 3.23/24-Jane is set free due to justifiable homicide. He tries to change his life, but feels like a stranger wherever he goes. So where is it- home? Rated M for later chapters.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Wit and Courage by BlackBelt reviews
"Kidnapping ploys, murder schemes, terrifying demons hell bent on destroying the balance of the three worlds…this is our life, monkey, welcome to it." Hiei/Oc, sequel to Will and Determination. Complete!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 413,457 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Hiei - Complete
Relationship Status: It's Complicated by crackberries reviews
Welcome to highschool, where stupid is the only thing more prevalent than hormones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,183 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Restraints by hardly loquacious reviews
Patrick Jane had a plan, a good plan, until something he could have never predicted forced him to take desperate measures to ensure its success.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,317 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Become One With Canada by Robias reviews
As Prussia starts to fade to the point where not even his brother notice him anymore, he panics. There is one other nation who can relate to what he is going through, and Canada has a proposal that might help the ex-nation. Canada/Prussia, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,528 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Dual Deception by waterbaby134 reviews
Minelli's got a job for our favourite duo, and Lisbon's not going to like it. I know the summary sucks, but give the story a go! A secret santa gift for spyglass. Now continued! Now T!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,265 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Reparations by Rothelena reviews
Post-ep to 3.20 "Redacted"- six MONTHS of dreadful anger management, and all he has to say is Thank you"? Oh come on PJ, sure you can think of something better to show her how grateful you are… rated M, definitely.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Kith and Kin by hardly loquacious reviews
3.21 Post-ep. Before leaving for the day, Rigsby discovers that he has more in common with his boss than he thought.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Wayne R., Teresa L. - Complete
A Magician Never Reveals by LittleMender reviews
Tag to 3x20. Redacted. She had stuck her neck out for the 100 times umpteenth time, put her job on the line, her career, her ass, and all the master of mentalism, the wizard of words, the conveyor of crap could come up with was thank you?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Lightning by castiello reviews
Late one night at the CBI, a worried Lisbon, a heavy-hearted Jane, and a mysteriously troubled Cho all come together. Will anyone get any sleep? Tag for The Red Mile.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Merry Hunt by LittleMender reviews
She looked at him and burst into laughter. He had never seen someone look so . . . merry. It was an old word, archaic really, out-dated and romantic. But it fit. Installment #5 in the Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Coming Up Roses by Cathartes reviews
Lisbon just can't let him brood in peace.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Feverish by Azumizai reviews
Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,563 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Canada
Grasping for air by Nacchan87 reviews
"I'm so glad to see you again, Johnny Boy. You know, Sherlock is so greedy, he never wants me to see you and… I just came and took you." JimJohnSherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Most Dangerous Game by chi-chi-chimera reviews
Serial Killer AU. Sherlock has never just played on the legal side of the law, and murder is just as fascinating however you approach it. But now he has John Watson to contend with. Still, he is a soldier. He has potential.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,146 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Vigilance by machshefa reviews
Sherlock has never before had cause to take such careful care of his heart.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two Lonley Children by themagnificent ME reviews
Matthew is ignored his parents, too busy with their jobs and his older brother Alfred to pay attention to him. In a desperate attempt for attention Matthew sells his body. He meets Ivan head of the Russian mafia. Can these 2 lonely children be saved?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,117 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Canada, Russia
Of Hearts and Saints: a Bloodstream Episode Tag by information specialist reviews
"You, my dear, have been causing people grief all day." Jane gives Lisbon a much needed talk. Major episode spoilers for Bloodstream, season 3 episode 17.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
In Those 30 Days by Nemirin reviews
Gintoki asked Sougo to visit Kagura. He did and what a surprise he found! From that, it was the perfect blackmail material and Kagura is now forced to be his slave for 30 days. Smidgen of GinHiji. Disclaimer: I don't own Gintama. Rated M just in case.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Kagura, Okita S.
Correspondence by crackberries reviews
For a change, Canada visits Prussia, and for a change, everyone notices him. Unfortunately, 'vacation' and 'relaxation' have never gone hand in hand
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,001 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Snapshots Of Life by Katasumi Heyano reviews
A collection of oneshots about the various interactions between Canada and Prussia, some AU and some not, some romantic and some not. Rating is subject to change. Main pairing is PruCan, but may include USUK, FrUK, Spamano, GerIta, AusHun, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Alert, 3x13 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane seemed just a little too annoyed by a speeding ticket. Lisbon wonders what was really bothering him. One-shot tag. Spoilers: 3x13. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Paper Frog, Paper Heart by Dance Elle Dance reviews
The thought had come to mind more than once, and as Jane watched her try to recreate the infamous paper frog, he realized that Teresa Lisbon might just be the only thing keeping him grounded. Keeping him sane. Jisbon, oneshot
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2011 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Needle and Thread by UroBoros13 reviews
Stitch! stitch! stitch! is the cry. Alfred cannot help but hope that Matthew approves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
The Mentalist: Red Jane by Donnamour1969 reviews
A sunburn can sometimes be a bit more complicated than you think. One-shot continuation of my fic "Red Delicious," but could stand on its own. A bit of Jisbony fluff.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Trust and Staches by lil smiles reviews
"You know, this almost makes up for the fact that you compared me to the likes of Dr. Phil. I am clearly much more skilled and twice as handsome." Jane/Lisbon friendship. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Couched Conversation by hardly loquacious reviews
He'd bought her the couch because he wanted to show her that at least one of them cared about her, thought about her, considered her comfort. Post-ep to 3.12
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
No Longer On Globes by JellyfishTamer reviews
Germany wanted to get work done and gave Prussia a globe to entertain himself. But when Prussia took a glimps at his old spot where his name used to be, he can't help but be saddened that he is no longer on globes. Birthsay fic, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
WAR by Kasumi Karen reviews
Nami and Zoro continue their political intercourse, carried on with other means. Various one-shots. Now presenting: MAN DOWN.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,837 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Obsession by Urikol reviews
How far would you go for the one you love? RusCan RussiaxCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Russia, Canada
Solitude by kickstergal reviews
"You're a child, Lisbon, making up stories. The only story here is that I'm a monster in the making." Jane's POV on his attic hideaway. Slight Jisbon. Set after 3.9 Red Moon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Slow Roasted Robusta Beans by Hollow Nightmare reviews
"I don't like the taste of coffee." / "So?" / "Well, if you're going to be drinking it, I'm not going to be kissing you." Jane/Lisbon banter.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Closer by Ebony10 reviews
Jane and Lisbon find themselves in a sticky situation. Hostage type situation-rating just in case...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Professional by CarpeCerevisi reviews
"Jane," she whispered. "Lisbon," he stage-whispered, mocking her. "Sleep with me." "While I appreciate your forwardness, I don't think that now is an appropriate time to engage in sexual-" "Fine. Forget it, jackass." He knew what she'd meant.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
T'was The Night Before Christmas Mentalist Style by angel-death-dealer reviews
A Mentalist style of the famous poem 'T'was the Night Before Christmas' by Clement Clarke Moore.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Where We Land by LittleMender reviews
Three-quel to 'End of the Beginning' and 'Somewhere from There'. It was always the same. They would get to a certain point, and she couldn't go any further. He would be patient for as long as it took, trusting that time and tenderness would work it out.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Time to Play by Lady Duck reviews
The game was never about Sherlock. It was never about boredom. For Moriarty, the stakes of his game are higher than what John Watson could have ever anticipated. Rated T for mild swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/30/2010 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
And It Tasted of Fear by a testament to improvement reviews
Tag for 2x20, Red All Over. What exactly was our favorite CBI consultant thinking during the bomb scare? Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2010 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
50 Things to Say by tromana reviews
Jane/Lisbon oneshot collection in response to the Fantasy Script's '50 Phrases' challenge. LAST: Limited: She's his anchor, his life raft. She keeps him floating when he would otherwise drown.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,817 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Games by Luuh-sama reviews
Alfred now was really scaried of his brother's expression. -F.A.C.E family, semi-AU. A little of USXCan, but only if you really want. Evil!Canada FTW!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Beautiful by Orpah reviews
Canada is convinced he has an ugly belly. Little!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Red wine and everything after by Afterglow04 reviews
He'd hoped that because she despised psychiatrists, she might've turned to a friend. And perhaps somewhat foolishly, he had wanted to be the one she would turn to. Jane/Lisbon one-shot, post 2x08.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,492 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Into the Dawn by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
Post 2x23, "Instead, we're going to skip all the usual questions and we're going to get straight to the point—what the hell are you doing in my bed?" J/L-ish
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sappho's Puzzle by Duppy Conqueror reviews
Set during Jane's 1st few months w/ the CBI and then 4 years later. It nods to Sherlock Holmes pastiche and romance novels. Jane wants to know if Lisbon and her team are capable of capturing Red John. This is how he finds out just how capable she is. R/R
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Gathering Storm by the old oak tree reviews
A heavy storm hangs over Sacramento but it is Jane who finally breaks.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Five Times Teresa Lisbon asked Jane for help by hardly loquacious reviews
...and one time that she didn't. Just a little bit of silliness that I felt like writing. Hope you enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Just a Fine Line by forthecoast reviews
Danny's words follow Jane all the way back to Sacramento. In the aftermath of seeing his brother-in-law, Jane comes to terms with guilt and gratitude. Jane/Lisbon, post-ep for 3x02.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Jane's Revenge by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Post 3.1- "I'll get my revenge" he told her at the crime scene. Now, in the security of her home, naked and high on pleasure on her kitchen table, she gets what Jane really meant... Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Make Your Heart by yaba reviews
Five times Jane and Lisbon get together, and the one time they make it last. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Dancing on the Precipice by yaba reviews
He knows it, and she knows it too. Sooner or later, they'll have to confront the fact that this was never just about sex. Sequel to Something in Between. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Needs and Wants by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"If you can say the same thing to me sober, I'll believe you." The blond whispered, violet eyes glinting in the dark. Arthur/Matthew, Alfred/Matthw
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/11/2010 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Scheming Weasel by J. Froste reviews
It's Valentine's Day and strange things are afoot at Canada's house. Ludwig ponders a lot. Gilbert is making something weird in the kitchen. Matthew is… plotting deviously? prussiaxcanada LJ comm. exchange fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Little Stories by LysiV reviews
A collection of oneshots about little Canada and America. Mentions of France x UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Self Delusion by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
John Watson wakes up in the hospital, they tell him he has been in a coma since he was shipped back from Afghanistan. They say he made the last four wonderful months spent in 221b up in his head. Are they lying, or are their motivations more sinister?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/19/2010 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Skeletons in her Closet by save me san francisco reviews
Bit of an insight into Lisbon's experience of childhood. i.e. Why is she afraid of closets? Jane is there to listen, and comfort. Little bit out of character as she opens up a lot, but give it a read and see. Oneshot. Reviews make me oh so happy!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Indecisive by lysjelonken reviews
What was meant to be a drabble became a short oneshot. He's observing: For such a decisive, consistent woman, her physical contradicts that in so many ways... Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Keep to Your Strengths by AlternativeRocker reviews
If only he could be quieter she might actually feel a little better... maybe. Short one-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Stop and Stare by angel-death-dealer reviews
He stopped, rendered speechless at the sight which captured his attention so intently. He stood facing towards the stairs looking past the others to see the radiant image before him. Making her way down the steps was Lisbon. Major jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Shoot To Kill by waterbaby134 reviews
How does Lisbon deal with an emotional day? Why, she hits the range. But what happens if a certain blonde disturbs her peace? One shot. Secret Santa gift for spyglass.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Ebony and Ivory by KuteInsanity reviews
The things in life that seem the most different are often the things that work best together. Maybe after awhile you'll discover they're not so different after all, and then you'll wonder how they ever survived apart in the first place...Dante/Lady
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,511 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Lady/Mary, Dante - Complete
Scarlet Smiles by MyGoldenGlow reviews
Lisbon is buried alive, but is it Red John, or someone even more sinister?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,614 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Land Between Heaven and Hell by angelarms reviews
MISSION 4 here! - In a city where demons roam, three devil hunters risk their lives to keep the balance. But when work trails, Trish leaves Dante and Lady to fend for themselves LadyxDante - eventually
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,892 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Dante, Lady/Mary
Luckiest Loser by darkest just before the dawn reviews
COMPLETED! Who knew that a strawberry fruitcake landing on my head would be the best thing to ever happen to me? Mori/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 122,599 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., OC - Complete
Red Cross by Cathartes reviews
Silly Lisbon thinks that being sick is the worst of her problems. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Third Reason by Findegil reviews
The thoughts and reasoning behind a certain famous scene in 2X16 "Code Red." Slight Jisbon, though Jane would never admit to it. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
And We Lean In by forthecoast reviews
“Is that supposed to make me feel special?” JaneLisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Boy with the Purple Eyes by ninjatomomi reviews
Gilbert, a veteran homicide detective, is put on the case of a kidnapping. As the case moves on, more and more is revealed surrounding the victim, entrancing Gilbert. He soon becomes obsessed with the boy he was sent to find, the boy with the purple eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,283 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
One, Two, Three by lil smiles reviews
"Don't make me punch you again." "Eh, you punch like a girl." Jane/Lisbon friendship fluff. Episode tag to 2x16 Code Red. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Speedline by rhapsodybree reviews
A post-ep tag to “Redline” where Jane – never promising not to speed – takes Lisbon for a drive in Walter Mashburn’s fast 'lend' car. And gets pulled over... Humorous oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Vie en Rose by Cathartes reviews
Jane tries to manipulate Lisbon into confessing her feelings for him, using a variety of underhanded and overly-complicated techniques.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,443 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Hostage by WannabeAussie reviews
When the CBI has to work with local PD to solve a case, things get interesting. With a new chief who has a special interest in Lisbon, Jane and the team will have to use all of their skills to save their boss...Rated T for a couple of words.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,675 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Diamonds Have A Price by rhapsodybree reviews
Post-"A Price Above Rubies" interaction between Jane and Lisbon about Carl Ward and other things. Humour.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Thrill Seeker by YellowRosesAndHearts reviews
Jane and Mashburne are kindred spirits, with the same taste in women. A post-ep of sorts for Thursdays episode. Some fun with Jane and Mashburne at the beginning, then lots of J/L.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In all Fairness by hardly loquacious reviews
He knows he'll end up destroying her. She knows it too. Third in my AU established Jane/Lisbon series includes Mutual Liberation and To Hold but Maybe not to Keep . Post-ep to HRRH.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Killing Moon by ShyAnon reviews
Fire in his eyes, sin from his lips... hate in his heart. VergilxLadyxDante fic. R&R!
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,608 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Lady/Mary, Vergil
Blue Memories by LSR-7 reviews
Lisbon is shot and Jane contemplates their relationship and her past while watching over her in the hospital. AUish in that the story is assumed to happen a year or two after Ep. 2.10. Jisbon. Sequel now up, look for "Azure Present".
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,986 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Is This More Than Words For You? by raquelvalente91 reviews
My take on our favourite scene of Red-Colored Glasses.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Take Away by Rina-the-Brave reviews
What if one night of comfort leads to guilt? Jane pushes down the guilt, and more nights ensue. Will Jane and Lisbon be able to maintain professionalism and friendship while learning that it's okay to lose yourself in someone? Episode Pilot-Finale spinoff
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,683 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
To hold but maybe not to keep by hardly loquacious reviews
Post-ep to 2.03, after Lisbon is nearly accused of murder. Prequel of sorts to Mutual Liberation, but you don't have to have read that one. Established Jane/Lisbon, mild angst.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A Gift for You, Take Two by unfinishe reviews
Cho attempts to outdo Jane's gift. Pre-Chisbon. Spoilers for Red Sauce
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Kimball C., Teresa L. - Complete
Vulnerable by LSR-7 reviews
Spoilers:2.03 Red Badge. What may have happened in Lisbon's home before the therapist came. One shot complete. Please Read and Review.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Loss by mtm reviews
Missing scene from His Red Right Hand. Why did Jane leave in the end?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Herring by Cathartes reviews
Jane doesn't have to be professional – that’s what Lisbon is there for. And when a fellow cop starts showing interest in his boss, Jane intends to take full advantage of that fact.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,912 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Tricks of The Trade by LadyStellaSkye reviews
Something a little unorthodox, but effective, is always fun to experiment with. Lisbon stews in her thoughts of Patrick Jane, who seems to find endless amusement in her misery, emarrassment, and taste in cookies. Jisbon, with a touch of VanRigsby
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Dragon and the Princess by OutoftheShadow reviews
Natsu finally figures out why Lucy won't let him read her stories. Lemony content, ahoy!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 195 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Feel by Ebony10 reviews
Post 2x02. Slight spoilers. Jane reflects on Lisbon and the Job.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Snack that Smiles Back by Divinia Serit reviews
“Tell me, Lisbon. Do you often eat food that smiles back at you?” His eyes sparkled as he leaned closer to her. Written for the JelloForever Sept Challenge- mild spoilers for 2x01 Redemption
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Contrary by Arcadya reviews
Contrary to popular opinion, he does not enjoy irritating and annoying Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Colours of the Rainbow by tromana reviews
7 unrelated Jane/Lisbon fanfics, each one based on a colour of the rainbow. Fantasy Script Forum challenge. Last: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue: Inanimate objects can’t stare, Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Daisy Chains by tromana reviews
Company protocol is confusing Jane, as per usual. Jane/Lisbon friendship and fluff. For WildDaisies10.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Scarlet Dreams by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
It's late, really late. So why is someone knocking at Lisbon's door? Jisbon comfort/fluff. Dedicated to Penelope Louise.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Midnight by Penelope Louise reviews
Jane can't sleep, so he decides to turn up at Lisbon's house, and wake her up too. Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sometimes It’s Better To Let Go by JelloFanatic123 reviews
Lisbon has a hard time with a case and Jane is there comfort her. *Warning* Story is inspired by Season 2 episode 3 plot line and has minor spoiler details of it in the first paragraph. Other than that, there are no other spoilers in the story.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Stakeout by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Jane and Lisbon are on a stake out. Lisbon doesn't really want to be there, but Jane thinks it will be fun... A bit random :P Jisbon! One shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Late Night at the CBI by Ditsypersephone reviews
Thoughts that go through Lisbon's mind when she's still at the office, late at night, working.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Teresa L. - Complete
Cherry Ripe by psyraven reviews
Ever noticed how much time Jane spends staring at Lisbon in every episode? A brief one-shot in which Jane develops an unaccountable craving for fruit. : Jane/Lisbon fluffiness.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Irresistible by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Jane is in the office, thinking about Lisbon. Observing her, which is after all, what he does best. And thinking about the future... random. Sort of fluffy angst... not that that makes sense but hey! Hope you like it!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Princess of Tides by Divinia Serit reviews
“We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop.” DARK read the author's note , Jane/Lisbon COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
From A to B by FiveRoses reviews
So what do they talk about when they're stuck in the car together for hours?
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Meaning of Chocolate by Hollow Nightmare reviews
Lisbon begins receiving little Hershey's Kisses. Jane/Lisbon, Oneshot
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Aftermath by Hollow Nightmare reviews
After being shot, Lisbon is released from the hospital - under the condition that someone has to stay with her. Jane/Lisbon, Oneshot
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Call of Duty by Ebony10 reviews
When Lisbon is taken hostage, the race to save her is on. Progressively more and more Jisbon since I'm hopeless. :D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,662 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Boxers, Briefs, and Finish Lines by Ebony10 reviews
Yet another continuation of 30SoR, chapter 28. Now that Jane is starting to move forward, he just can't get thoughts of a certain head agent out of his mind!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
When I Come To You by Tumble Down reviews
He’s in her office doorway, leaning against the frame with his hands in his pockets and grinning as always; the cat that got the canary, she thinks...
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
30 Shades of Red by Ebony10 reviews
A collection of 30 shorts/drabbles. Most Jisbon utimately Jisbon , but a lot simply Lisbon/Jane centric. Each chapter will alternate viewpoints.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,584 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Passion, or not by ch19777 reviews
Focuses on Teresa Lisbon, her POV. "There are exactly three reasons why I'm in bed with Reggie right now. ... #3 Patrick Jane."
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Necklace by razlahan reviews
Lisbony goodness, just something that came to mind, now in three parts. As usual, I own nothing.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
After Hours by YellowRosesAndHearts reviews
Jane wonders what it would take. Patrick/Theresa. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
It Just Happened by Amarantha Paiva Re reviews
Some things are done by choice. Others...well, they just kinda happen. Yeah, those can get pretty crazy. LxN
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 135 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The Escape by khryzle kawaii reviews
Tokiya and Fuuko spent their whole Christmas Holidays trying to escape from their destiny, which promised them a life of bliss and abundance, but also promised something else...he and she spending the bliss and abundance together. TOFUU Semi-AU!
Flame of Recca - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,968 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Fuuko K., Tokiya M. - Complete
Home For The Holidays by DevilWriter N reviews
The holidays aren't a good time for Lady. But with some creative thinking, Dante schemes to put on an Xmas for her she won't forget - with Vergil's reluctant help. "Suddenly, I regret my decision to partake in this affair," Vergil sourly replied. Oneshot
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Dante, Vergil, Lady/Mary - Complete
Never by ko-chan-the-blueberry-donut reviews
Speak up" the Salamander of Fairy Tail told him coldly. The man then saw the obvious intent to kill in the Salamander's dark eyes when he turned his gaze to him. "If my friend is hurt, I'll burn you to a crisp!" Natsu/Lucy Takes place in chapter 50 or so
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Something Blue by ShyAnon reviews
In which Lady wears a dress and Dante regrets it. Oneshot!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Dante, Lady/Mary - Complete
Good Luck, Good Riddance by Yuumei Sendo reviews
Koenma decided that the team needed some "tutoring" and decided to appoint a self-declared hermit to help. She has no skill, little experience, but some knowledge, and Hiei isn't too impressed. But hey, what can you do? Hiei/OC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,956 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Hiei - Complete
The Devil Inside by VesperJones reviews
Lady's been having nightmares, nightmares about someone who should be dead. She saw his body, but the demon he became still haunts her sleep, what happens when he breaks through into reality. Is Vergil the only one who can stop him. FirstFic R&R xXx
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,925 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008
Pretty Beautiful by Rondeau reviews
When Lucy is given another chance to do a cover for Sorcerer magazine, she is ecstatic to discover all the male attention it has garnered. Natsu, on the other hand…isn’t quite as pleased. -Natsu x Lucy-
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 471 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Nothing But Trouble by ShyAnon reviews
All Lady wanted was a bit of R&R, but you cannot hide from Dante when he's determined. The question is, what exactly does he have in mind, and what does it have to do with Lady and Vergil? Nothing is more dangerous than Dante with a plan... -COMPLETE-
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,966 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Lady/Mary, Vergil - Complete
A Devil's Instinct by deathbyhugs reviews
There was no hope, no options left. Not for Dante, not now. Devil May Cry had only been up and running for a total of four weeks and already he was in a mess. As a force so incredibly powerful threatens his life, will Dante ever survive? DxL
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,078 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/28/2005
To Love a Beast by moonlightxdream reviews
Akari is wary of the popular Shuuichi. Little does she know it's because her Reiki is slightly higher than most humans, and it's about to get her in a lot of trouble. Will a prince be there to rescue her? Or is he a beast in disguise? AU KuramaxOCxYouko
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Kurama M., Youko
Uninvited by Kate-DS reviews
A short oneshot AU-ish focusing on a certain ‘lady’ and a mysterious ‘man’.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Demonic Divulgences by DahliaASant reviews
She was desperate to keep him from destroying her mission....and so out of desperation, she struck a deal with Vergil. But how far is Lady willing to go to fulfill that mission? VxL, AU
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,772 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 8/15/2006
Uh Oh! by Fujiko Kuwabara reviews
Shizuru's pregnant! Wait . . . Shizuru's pregnant? No way! Who's the baby daddy and how will Kuwabara react when he finds out who the father to his future niece or nephew is?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,545 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Shizuru K., Hiei - Complete
GiftCurse by passion8 reviews
Curiosity killed the cat...and Coco finds that satisfaction won't bring it back. As she finds out more and more about the demon world, Coco is faced with choices she never thought she'd had to make. Previously TheSecretKeeper KuramaXOC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Kurama M.
Hiei's Journey to Candy Mountain by Annabell Mor'loki reviews
Hiei's nap is rudley inturrupted when Kiara and Serafina decide to take him to Candy Mountain! Inspired by Charlie the Unicorn! My first oneshot type thing.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Hiei - Complete
Lady's Changes by sasyd reviews
After a battle going wrong, Lady find herself changing. Question is will she be able to deal with it when she also realized that she has fallen for the two people she least thought she would. VergilXLady later on DanteXlady.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2008
Ten Years Past by WriterPerson78 reviews
Taking place around the time of DMC4. Dante returns from a job that took him away from the city for eight months. The city has decayed since their past days, and he and Lady go to relive moments of their past. DantexLady.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,938 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Dante, Lady/Mary - Complete
Collateral by Dark Mousy reviews
A young Mary is given to Dante as collateral until her father can pay his exorbitant debt. Slowly but surely, Dante begins to wonder if her father dumped her on him as more than a sex toy and whether she is as innocent as she seems. AU – Dante/Lady/Vergil
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
So Much More by Eric Draven201 reviews
Lady begins to see what kind of person Dante really is. Rated for themes of domestic violence and language. Slight DXL. ONESHOT.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Dante, Lady/Mary - Complete
For Want of a Beer by WriterPerson78 reviews
Dante just wants a few beers...and the demons keep following him! Dante's luck isn't the best in the world. But maybe nice half-demon guys don't always finish last...Romance/Action/Humor. DantexLady.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,946 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Dante, Lady/Mary - Complete
Beware by UshiMu reviews
a small human becomes lost in the forest... little does she know she has found the smal rift linking Japan to the Makai. HieixOC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Hiei
Black Candles by DahliaASant reviews
What if Dante had failed to stop Arkham from unleashing hell upon Earth, destroying humanity and becoming a devil himself? What if Lady was taken prisoner in Temennigru, undergoing drastic lengths to seek vengeance? VxLxD love triangle
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,557 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/13/2007
Spark by hey pandabear reviews
She was ordinary. Plain. A human. Yet her scent was intoxicating. HieixOc. Hieioc.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,244 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007
Cruelty by aurora6290 reviews
Dante pisses Lady off high time with his big mouth,and Lady can be pretty cruel when she wants revenge...DXL,rated for sexual content, My first attempt at humor so be nice. Beta'ed version of chapter four added now!
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,443 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007
Rain by mellownonchalant reviews
UPDATE: REVISED CH.1 POSTED Lady finds herself getting more than she's bargained for in a trip to the firearms shop with a certain cocky half demon. DantexLady
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Dante, Lady/Mary
Legally Sane by Spirit Evolution reviews
[“Sayonara, Dwarfchan. Until we meet again.”][HieixOC][Complete!]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,286 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Hiei - Complete
Damned In Blue by Laylah reviews
Dante secretly coveted Lady,and she Vergil.But suffering is inevitable when jealousy,pride and the onesided longings of a devil heart get in the way.This is a dark vignette that contains adult themes,so please beware.R&R.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Devil May Cry meets Herbal Essences by LucidTear reviews
Oneshot VxL. It was just another day at the office until Lady got into the Herbal Essences. It's my first time posting a fanfic on this site, so yeah, be nice..
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Territorial Claim by Hanzatsu-Hime reviews
Nami belongs to Zoro. He knows that. She knows that...right? She doesn't seem to act like it, when she keeps getting off at every island to stay out all night and drink the night away...Zoro was a pirate hunter long ago, but now, he was hunting for one in particular. LEMON! ZoroxNami
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,927 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
No More Drama by Aena Paula -Echidna reviews
Lady begins to see Dante's ugly side after living with him for more than a year. She decides to run away [DantexLady with future VergilxLady]. Don't read if you worship all the goodness that is Dante!
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2006
Our Reality by Devil's Core reviews
V&L paring, after the events of TemenNiGru, Vergil is out to haunt lady “Did you really think you could escape from me, Mary?”He whispered.R&RI can take flaming, bring it!
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2005
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Something interesting reviews
John gets himself kidnapped, but its Jim who he should be afraid of. (T for strong language)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Red Clown reviews
Lisbon gets herself injured, causing Jane to finally snap and let out his dark side
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Earl Grey reviews
She should have named the cat Patrick Jane. (Little bit of Jibson) Disclaimer: Do not own the Mentalist. -Few choice words that are inappropriate for 'T' rating, but not enough for an 'M' rating in my opinion.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Firsts reviews
Just some one shots including Jane's first day, and through out the first year of being with Lisbon and the team and his First experiences mostly Friendly Jibson stuff its the first year so no romance yet. (Personally liked the second chapter)
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,785 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
