When one snowflake doesn't work:
*Plops giant ball of snow on head*

Pitch: The King of Hell has been harrassing me and I'll join the bloody Guardians to make him leave me alone.
Frosty: Uhhh... Ok
Toothy: [Blinks]
Bunnikins: Alright then. [Freezes. Blinks twice slowly] HOLD THE PHONE!
Northy: AH HAH HAH AHAH HAHAHA HA AHAH AHA AHAHAHAHA

Aw, yeah! Sweet! Pitch Black, the Boogeyman, pulled an angel out of a kid's body.

Whoa. . . Looks like Pitch is gong to FINALLY work his magic.

I CANNOT BELIEVE that Naomi ordered Castiel to kill a Guardian. . . all for these kids to grow up and be "hard-nose Christians, not silly imbeciles with their heads wrapped around fairy tales."

"Taking away their wonder, their fun. . ."

"Will turn them to God."

As much as kids could be grown up to become Christians. . . Kids NEED the Guardians. Their wonder and fun shouldn't ever be taken away.

When it comes to Pitch allying with Slenderman. . . I bet that pale-face creep can do a whole lot worse than the Boogeyman.

Okay, then. . . Garth's got some serious apologizing to Tooth.

Whoa. . . Now, Garth, you should know better than to try to pick a fight with Jack frost, man. But, wait, hold up. . . If there was a single, blue-and-green feather, then . . . No! Don't tell me that Garth . . . Oh, no.

Whoa. . . Garth tried to shoot Jack Frost. Now, you know what happens when a hunter tries to mess with a Guardian.

Honestly, I don't understand why this story hasn't gotten more reviews. This story is fantastic! It seems like it should be one of those ones that has like 1k reviews and the person gets all so by every chapter over it and this only has 9 and I DON'T UNDERSTAND! This story is great! The writing quality is amazing and you've captured all the characters really well! You have made their interactions incredibly realistic and I feel it is exactly how a meeting with them would go. I love that you have actually put thought into the plot and I can tell that you spent a very long time with this story. Well, it paid off. Another thing I love is that you didn't stick directly to the movie's movieness. There is a lot of originality here and I think that's really cool. One of the things that marks a story as a favorite for me is if you can really get into it, be it unfinished or not. I was already sucked into this story within the first few chapters. You did really well

I ramble, sorry. This wasn't meant to be this long but okay

Thank you for writing this story and for just generally existing!

Can I just say how amazing this story is! Seriously dude, this should have so many more reviews it's not even funny! I love how in charicter everyone is!

Good story. Adults sound like morons when they censor themselves, so that was hilarious. I also like the journey you put Pitch on to be a Guardian without making him lose who he is to do it.

YES! I'M SERIOUSLY STARTING TO LOVE YOU!
I can't wait for 'Just what happened when Jack was in Scotland', for some reason it sounds like it's going to be hilarious. And your next "big" project sounds awesome too! (I'm a fan of the 3 movies XD)
Anyway, I'm so sad this story is over (I hate endings) but everything good must come to an end. I look forward to your next story!
Stay Gold.

I love the way you've written Crowley. This is absolutely perfect.

Oh my GOD THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! I'm in love already.