A/N: Requested by Demonlord5000, because it's his birthday, and this would be his birthday present fic. It's a short little ficlet, haha.

It's honestly like 500 words long. Sorry...

Uh...so, yeah, happy birthday. Takes place after...um...that one episode where Wendy and Stan broke up.

"Kyle!" Stan yelled over the phone line when his (super) best friend finally answered.

"What?! Ow my ear..."

"How the fuck do you do this homework?!" Stan asked. He heard an exasperated sigh come from the other side of the phone line.

"What are you stuck on?" Kyle asked. He waited while Stan flipped through pages of a workbook, until he stopped.

"I forgot what two plus two minus ten times three is."

"Um...it would be negative eighteen."

"Really? Thanks dude!" Stan said and hung up. Kyle rolled his eyes. It seemed like all he had been lately was a homework helper.

"Do you think I have a shot with her?" Stan asked at the boys' usual lunch table.

"Wendy? Fuck off Stan, you hippies broke up." Cartman told him.

"No I meant her." Stan said, and pointed at Red getting her lunch. The boys turned to look at her.

"She's the prettiest bitch in our class dude." Kenny remarked.

"Yeah."

"Uh...you and Wendy broke up a couple days ago..." Kyle added in.

"Well, Red is prettier than Wendy," Stan told him. Cartman coughed. "What?"

"*cough* RED'S A GINGER, ASSHOLES *cough*" Cartman not-so-subtly coughed.

"Dude whatever. I'm gonna ask her out." Stan said, getting up from the table. The three boys watched Stan walk to her table.

"10 bucks says she'll turn him down." Kenny bet.

"You're on." Kyle replied.

"What do you want?" Bebe greeted uninvitingly. Stan stood in his place. He was standing at the girls' table. Bebe, Lola, Annie, Esther, and Wendy glared at him. Red looked uninterested, and continued eating her sandwich.

"Oh...uh...can I talk to Red for a sec?"

"I don't know, can you?" Annie replied back snakily.

"Okay." Red told him, and got up. Stan led her to his locker.

(Back at the girls' table)

"I can't believe that asshole! He probably wanted Red the whole time I went out with him!" Wendy exclaimed.

"It's okay Wendy..." Bebe comforted, leaning over the table to try to pat Wendy's back.

"Whatever." Wendy said, rolling her eyes.

"What'd you want to talk to me about?" Red asked, bored.

"I...well..." Stan was now at a loss for words. Asking out Wendy had been easy, especially because he had known that she liked him. Red, however, was a different story. She was one of the popular girls, and was considered to be the hottest girl in their grade, with Wendy following up a close second.

"You well...?"

"You're single right?"

"What does that have to do with anything? But yeah, I am."

"I wanted to know...if you wanted...to...you know...sort of..."

"Are you trying to ask me out?" Red asked with a smile. Stan slowly nodded. "Okay."

Stan responded by throwing up.

"Fellas! Fellas! Stan and Red are going out!" Butters said, tearing into the cafeteria immediately after Stan threw up. Kyle grinned at Kenny, who flipped him off.

"Asshole." Kenny said as he handed over the ten dollars.