Duncan and Harold end up in jail along with the rest of the cast. With Chris in charge and Chef and Blaineley by his side, chaos is inevitable as the contestants fight to avoid solitary confinement the longest. Collaboration with I'll Cover Angel and Collins.

Have you ever wondered what the South Park residents post on Facebook?

Yep, he's done it! Duncan has managed to date every single person who has ever been on the show including Chris, Chef and Blainley! Now he's going to be a dead man soon, but before they kill him he's going to give you his secrets to how he managed to do this!

Heather kills her boyfriend Alejandro and finds herself admitted into the nuthouse! There she meets many people who all have their own secrets and stories to share! Alejandro/Heather Noah/Cody Trent/Gwen with hints of Sierra/Cody and Duncan/Courtney as well as Mike/Zoey in later chapters.

Spencer is a pretty sturdy kid when you think about it. The amount of monsters and villains he's out lasted is a lot, and he always seems to come out of it without a scratch. But what if during the episode of Axe Maniac he doesn't this time? And what does this mean for Billy, who never really seemed to notice his bro's mortality until now?

Takes place during TDWT. Bridgette and Geoff never reconciled after their arguments and break up before TDWT. After a mishap, Cody ends up on Team Victory. And with Alejandro wooing Bridgette, can Cody save Bridgette before it's too late? Cody/Bridgette.

The All-American Rejects. Kenny stumbles upon the realization that Cartman might not only have a thing for just Kyle, but Stan too. When Kenny confronts him about it this makes Cartman re-think his relationship with both of them. CartmanxKyle, CartmanxStan and also a little bit of StanxWendy

"Duncan's the man!" "Dude he's so awesome!" "I heard he nailed that chick last night!" "Hey! That chick was my girlfriend!" "Whoops.." That's basically the story of Duncan Carter's life. No one could tame the beast. No one dared to point out his flaws. No one could show him what an asshole he was. And no one EVER changed his life. Until one girl did. The New Chick. [Rated T]

Running out of ideas, Chris forces the campers to write poems of their experiences on the show. Some go a little crazy, but most write legitimate poems of all different styles and rhyme scenes. What started as Chris' bad idea becomes an awesome poem collection! Newest Poem: Zoey. Next Poem: Cameron.

She was in a hurry – late for work. She was on the phone with her husband telling him to pick the children up from school… She didn't see the stop sign or the curb or the two young boys riding their bikes.

After Kyle wakes up from a weird dream, he finds himself no longer a male. Going by the name, Kayla, she tries to live her life and finding out things her friends kept from her while she was a he. Rated M for strong language and sexual situations. Kyman, Style, and Kyeane (my own).

Drabbles for the couple that is Stan and Kenny, aka. Stenny. Rated T for now. Contains boyxboy, yaoi, slash. Be warned, major fluff storms and nosebleeds, as well as possible cute-induced comas may occur.

Butters has a crush. Too bad his crush likes someone else. But perhaps it's not all bad... (One-Sided Carterrs One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)

Stan tries to apologize for something he said to Cartman earlier. One-sided Stanman

It was three weeks before the end of Stan Marsh's junior year of high school when his entire life changed. He just didn't know it.

In which Dave is mute and John is completely in love with him.

All Craig wants is a kiss. All Clyde wants is to control the universe and kill the Earth. Cryde, based on the Stick of Truth.

NOT DEAD! UPDATES SLOWLY. Eric Cartman is tired of being the resident fat ass. After befriending The Goths, he soon discovers alternative ways to deal with his weight but when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.

Based off the prompt: Imagine person A of your OTP standing out in the rain crying, and person B walks up to them and asks them what's wrong and holds their umbrella over A's head.

After that brutal parting with Wendy, Dipper Pines lapses into depression and guilt. Wendy certainly can't help, Grunkle Stan... just no, and Mabel only can talk him through losing a loved one. But as a secret about his past is uncovered, Dipper finds comfort in the most unlikely person. All credit goes to my friend Riley- I did not write this, and I own nothing.

Mothers day is close and Clyde is acting strange. The only person to notice is his best friend Craig. Can Craig get to the bottom of Clydes odd behaviour?

With the Spring Dance approaching, Spencer worries about getting a date. While Billy's first girlfriend shows up. This is how, in my mind, Billy and Spencer ended up a couple. It's probably really crappy, and it involves and OC and I tried my best to keep from becoming a Mary-Sue but I may have failed. (WAIT DONT LEAVE SHES ONLY HERE TO MOVE THE PLOT, NOT BE THE PLOT!) Skittles

Playing Elves vs Humans means a lot more to Stan than he would ever choose to admit.

A peek in the mind of Gary Harrison during his every day life.

Kenny saves Craig from near death. This has Craig feeling he owes a huge debt to him. His chance may come when the Cult of Cthulu kidnaps the immortal child and somehow strips him of his memory.

When Kyle hacks into Cartman's Facebook account, he finally gets the chance for revenge. But could this revenge backfire on him?

Very fluffy John/Dave fanfic, only rated T for language. Dave accidentally admits he likes John.

It's been years since they have seen each other. When Chris and Courtney get trapped in an elevator, alone together. How will things go? Find out.

Do you have any idea how much it sucks to watch the guy you've loved for years hang off of someone else's arm? My names Kenny, and I'm hot for my best friend. K2. Mentions of Stendy.

The entire concept grew to frustrate Chris Mclean.

Kenny's been dead for a bit longer than normally and he chats with Cartman via heaven asking for only one thing. To tell Stan and Kyle he misses them. But, why ask Cartman to tell him that when he'll be back tomorrow, right?

Number 4 just had to do things his own way, and recently he's been steadily growing more distant. Abigail decides to go talk to him. Thus beginning the start of their final year in the KND. Pairings will be implemented. There will be plenty of fights. All of Sector V will be included.

Courtney woke up to find that she was in bed with someone after a heavy night of drinking. Gasp! What will happen now? Hints of Chrisney. Rated T.

Courtney and Duncan are dating again after All Stars, but when he leaves his phone behind, Courtney finds out he's dating Zoey as well! Furious, Courtney plans to gets her revenge, and Zoey is eager to help... A Duncan/Courtney/Zoey triangle, but more of a Courtney/Zoey 'friendship'.

In which Craig finds keeping Tweek safe and sound as his own personal addiction, and Kenny strongly disproves of his methods. ONESHOT

If you give a Duncan a donut...nothing good can from from that! Sequel(ish) to 'If You Give a Noah a Book'. Oneshot!

Kyle didn't want this. But Tweek just had to go and screw everything up once again. TWYLE BECAUSE IT'S SUPER DUPER CUTE. Short and Stupid!

Katie and Sadie's obsession with The Drama Brothers has gone a little too far...

This is a story about two not dumb and totally not gay best friends that enjoy an afternoon together. This just don't go as expected and supposed relationships aren't true and others begin.

When Geoff wakes up in the morning, he finds that Duncan is acting unusual towards him. He also finds that he feels different around Duncan. What is making Geoff feel so awkward around his best friend? Duncan/Geoff, hinted Gidgette. Set during 'X-Treme Torture'. Slightly AU.

Liane gets some startling news about her son.

Wendy's thoughts use to be straight and clear, black and white. Stan the good guy, Cartman the bad. Stan her white, Cartman her black. But, those lines have blurred into a strange gray. Maybe Cartman's not as bad as she thought, and maybe Stan's not so amazing as she thought. Maybe, just maybe. Candy and some Stendy.

Fed up with constantly having to rebirth her son, Carol McCormick enlists the help of a local brujo, who tells her the only way to get rid of the curse is to pass it on to another person. Assured that it will be a completely random person—a Tibetan barley farmer, perhaps?—she agrees. But what will happen when it ends up sticking to someone a little closer to home?

Stan's visit to the hospital...

Gwen has to bring Cody to the beach due to her father's wishes, and much to her chagrin. But what happens when two blond lifeguards make the situation better for both the goth and the geek? AU, Codette and Gweoff.

Stan has some questions about Kyle's diabetes.

We all knew he was more than capable of something like this. I guess we all just thought he never would. We were ignorant. We – I – should have seen this coming… (Rated M for Language and Violence)

A change in the dining hall scene after the first challenge, someone actually steps in to defend Ezekiel and convinces everyone that Ezekiel doesn't understand how modern society works. Will Ezekiel still be eliminated because of his rude comments? Part of the 'Total Drama Underdog' saga.

Duncan and Alejandro are a couple and they want to become fathers. However, because they couldn't find a surrogate mother or a child to adopt, they decide to kidnap Cody instead. WARNING: Very twisted and disturbing. Do not try what you read at home, or anywhere for that matter.

A night out does not go as planned for Justin.

A series of South Park-themed Christmas fics/song parodies. Suggestions and requests are encouraged.

Christmas isn't usually the best time of year when you're the son of Satan... (Festive Dip one-shot!)

Kenny comes to comfort Clyde after his mother dies, but ends up telling him a lot more than he intended. Clenny if you squint.

When Chris had to take parenting classes for his son, he never really knew what he was signing up for. Merry Christmas, TheImpossiblyAwesomeWriter.

A little Wendy/Cartman fanfic where Wendy is angry, Cartman's being punished, and snow is being shoveled. No lemon. One-shot.

It was hard enough dealing with Wendy and all the planning for the upcoming week, he didn't need his best friend acting like a giant douche too. Kyle used most of the drive home to think of how to fix this...this thing Stan had. What do friends even do to cheer each other up? /Stan;Kyle/

Clyde and Craig have some... interesting... sleep overs. CREEK! (Clyde ships it hard...) Rated T for later chapters!

Wendy is going crazy. About someone. The full title is "Do I Ever Cross Your Mind? You're On Mine All the Time." WendyxCartman, Candy, anything you want to call it. Rated T for language. This is a reboot of a fic I started 2 years ago.

Kyle is curious about a holiday he doesn't celebrate. More importantly, a certain dish. Craig helps him out.

Today was the day. Today was the day that Tweek was going to ask the untouchable Craig Tucker out. ONESHOT

Kenny is sick of the other boys teasing him about his voice. Butters tries to make him feel better, but it's not working. Fluffy Bunny one-shot!

From Heather's imprisonment in the cargo hold to Cody's in first class with an increasingly rabid Sierra who thinks it's their honeymoon, plenty of things happen off-camera the night after the Chinese Fake-Out episode on Total Drama World Tour... Some Sierra/Cody, some Heather/Alejandro, some Duncan

Chris gets a disturbing letter finding out that Zeke is in fact his son! Guess who's raising him now and just wait until you see Chris's parenting skills and how Zeke will manage to annoy Chris! R&R

Chris and Chef have a new scheme up their sleeves! How will they torture the contestants now? By setting up dates of course! Some will be a bust, some will strangely work out. Requests of crack pairings are accepted. Read up!

28 campers from all 4 seasons so far have been forced by Chris to take part in an all new season called: Total... Drama... High School! There's drama, fights and a lot of surprises! Now Co-Written by 'zgirlforever!

While playing Truth or Dare, Bridgette is dared to go out on a date with... Duncan! Will things go bad? Or will things go better than expected? You'll have to read to find out!

Gwen may be dating Duncan now, but Trent won't consider the break-up official unless she does it 9 times, 9 different ways and on 9 different days.

Bubbles finds that maybe the toughest ruff isn't as bad as he seems. And maybe if she tries, she can get him to admit that he actually cares. My favorite pairing, but also my first fanfic ever so I promise to do my best!

Cody and Noah are accidently enrolled in a ballet class! How will they survive? And why am I so bad at writing summaries?

Duncan hates his life! He's now unhappily married to his worst enemy, but he's having difficulty leaving the marriage. Oh, and Trent tries to marry the number nine. If you are anti-Duncan, then you will love this.

The total drama cast writes letter to Fanfiction, each other, and pretty much anyone! And hey, you can even send in letters too! Warning: You may lose a few braincells.

When Owen ends up once again at his favorite restaurant a certain girl catches his attention, but when he finds out she's taken, well let's just say it wasn't pretty

Gwen and Duncan have been fighting all the time lately! So, Gwen throwing Duncan out of her room isn't exactly an unusual occurrence these days. They always break up and get back together! This time however is different, he see's Sadie in the hallway crying and got stuck listening to her problems. Now, he's starting to actually have feelings for her! This was scarring him!

Heather meets this amazing guy named Alejandro at a party and the two of them hit it off really well, the only problem is Heather lied about her age and it turns out Alejandro is her teacher!

Courtney and some of the TD contestants are on a trip to Hershey, Pennsylvania. They are staying in a hotel and the doors are taped down just to make sure they don't go "visiting" to other's rooms. But SOMEONE's going to find a way out of this. Multi-chapter story. ON HIATUS

Duncan has wanted Gwen since forever so when he plucks up the courage to ask her out, a shocking discovery changes his mind fast.

Heather is getting flowers from a guy! They aren't from Alejandro, they're from a guy Heather has never heard of. Alejandro thinks Heather knows the guy and is lying to him!

I narrowed my eyes at the person in front of me. "What is he doing here?" Bridgette laughed innocently. "He's Geoff's best man." "But if i'm the maid of honor..." "Yep," Bridgette said. "Your walking down the isle. With Duncan." Rated T No longer on HIATUS! :D

This week on the Hot Seat: Gwen! Next week: Noah!

It took me a moment to place what was wrong. My voice was too high. Instead of sounding sufficiently male, my sarcastic tone had become uncomfortably high pitched. When the gang wakes up feeling a little off, chaos ensues! Partial rewrites in progress. Possible ships: Noco, Gwuncan, Scottney, Aleheather, Ozzy. One-sided: Coderra, Gwent, Gwody.

Heather and Alejandro decided one day that they were going to kill someone and they actually did it! They realized that they have committed the perfect crime and now they want to do it again. Along their travels they discuss how poorly treated they were by their fellow competitors and talk about what happened on the volcano.

You don't fall in love with someone for just one reason... it happens due to combination of factors. The things you like about them, the good times you share with them, the bad times that you endure together. It takes a lot of reasons to form a true romantic bond. These are only one hundred of ours.

How much can one handle 'till they go insane? Just how much hurt 'till you give up? Just remember, you don't know what you're doing, you don't know how good you have it, until it's gone...

Numbuh 4 is hit with a laser on a mission...Now the team is stuck with an army of Wallies! Can Sector V handle the Aussie overload and get the original Numbuh 4 back? Or will the rowdy boys tear each other apart before the others can solve anything?

Hunger is a deadly plague that claims the lives of many every single day. Worse, this plague cannot be eradicated and the extent at which it causes damage is increased during famines. In some extreme circumstances it can even result in one of the most taboo consequences known to humanity as we know it. WARNING: may trigger insomnia and/or anorexia in some readers.

Duncan Madison does not like Courtney Mason. Not at all. Nope. Does not like her. Not one bit. Well, maybe a little. Okay, maybe he kind of likes her. Fine, maybe he likes her. A lot. Duncan and Courtney Middle School story. Longer summary inside. COMPLETE

When the contestants complain to their parents about the events that are going on at the playa, Chris is forced to provide therapy for them. Chris decides that instead of hiring people he'll do it and make Chef help him! Turns out they're only making it worse...

or at least tried to ask them out! That's right, I'm taking every non-canon pairing you guys ship and I'm writing what would realistically happen or come the closest to it! There will be hardly any fluff and everyone will be in character as much as possible! This is going to be hilarious to write!

Owen finally convinces Noah to get a personal Facebook account to keep in touch with the other contestants of Total Drama... and Noah soon regrets it. If only he had known what spectacular amounts of chaos it would cause.

A horrific incident occurs in Sector V, destroying their friendships and ruining their lives. (Just a story I wrote when I was bored, tell me what you all think by reviewing!)

It's Just Heather who wants to be left alone, unfortunately for her Justin won't leave her alone and he's really getting on her nerves.

Courtney thinks about her experiences on Total Drama World Tour and how her experience will be on the next season, Total Drama All Stars. Happy 10th story everyone!

Lightning tries to ask out the prettiest girl at the playa but has a small problem...

Another Brick/Blossom/Boomer, not to be fooled by the pairing, once again. "You gotta do more than that Bloss, you gotta make him jealous!" - fiveshot - R&R xo

A terrible nightmare wakes Cody up one night. Luckily Gwen was there to make him feel better. Cody/Gwen fluffy short one-shot Gwody

Relationships are for two. But some people don't know how to count, do they?

Takes place after Yes Dude Yes, What if Margaret was really getting married? John wasn't her cousin. How'd Mordecai handle losing her? How'd Rigby get his buddy out of depression? Rated T for sexual content, language and violence.

The Total Drama cast is causing drama again: and these Drabbles are here to catch all of it! Mostly TDRI, but others as well. Drabble #24: Can Trent possibly get over his obsession with the number nine? Probably not. But it's fun to see him try!

When one of the contestants decides to live in the bathroom/confessional on the TDWT plane everyone gets mad until they find out that there isn't technically a rule against it! Once they find that out well...It's a free for all.

The ROTI characters are often referred to as the second generation of Total Drama characters. What if they really were the second generation? Family-focused one-shots! Tyndsay, Aleheather, Ozzy, Trentney, Jusadie, DJatie, Bethzekiel, Gidgette, Gwuncan, LeHarold and Coderra.

Courtney tries for Duncan's sake to get along with his friends, but feels out of place, especially when they treat her cruelly behind Duncan's back. Surely she can show them she's cool enough to hang with the bad kids? Multichapter! Courtney X Duncan

'Twas the night before Christmas, and there Pip Pirrup sat, eyes full of glistening sorrow, talking to a red-eyed cat. Meow. (Festive ONE-SHOT)

Noah messed up this time. Cody's had enough of him and has finally left him for good. But Noah's feeling guilty, and wants him back. Unable to cope with his now empty apartment, he reaches out for the only thing he cares about. Extreme angst. NoCo. Enjoy.

It's a very pretty day today, Numbuh Four. I have shaken your shoulders and whispered to you with the gentlest words, but you just lay like a stone on your hospital bed. Your eyes, they can't see. Not even the sky. The coma has taken you for itself.

After almost six years of friendship with Marceline, Jake still can't help but feel a bit suspicious of her and her motives towards his best buddy Finn. Especially when he overhears the strangest conversation the two teens are having in the vampires room. ONESHOT. warning hints of mature content.

The cast meets up with Chris to let him know how they feel about the new season and being replaced.

After discovering Duncan and Gwen kissing, Courtney vents out her anger and grief alone in the cargo hold. However, when one particular teammate comes visiting her, she realizes that she's not the only one who's been hurt by the kiss...

He might be dumb, but at least he's pleasant to be around, unlike most people. And even if other people think she's a know-it-all, to him she's just his smart, pretty girlfriend. Fifty prompts for the under-used pairing Butters/Wendy.

Cartman has a dark secret: he collects dolls, and people - especially a certain blond pervert. But what if Cartman truly begins to feel for another person? What then? Cartman/Kenny, brief Craig/Kenny. Rated T for sexuality and disturbing elements.

"Don't worry," Damien said cheerfully. "You'll get used to it. Soon you wont even miss talking." Gruesome DIP oneshot.

Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.

Silence has hurt her. Silence has pained her. Maybe it's about time that she spoke up. Gwen. Implied D/G, D/C. Kinda hardcore. Implied rape, abuse.

Cody's got a confession. Duncan/Cody of sorts. Extreme angst warning.

After Stan and Kyle get into the biggest fight of their lives between each other Stan makes a wish that he later regrets. Friendship only. Please read and review. Complete!

The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.

Kyle dies, and Stan doesn't handle it well. Angsty songfic. Oneshot. Based on the YouTube video by EvilSpork. Just like the video, it is not really slash but you could easily interpret it as such if you like.

Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.