Jang jang~~ hohohoho I bet you all never expected this eh? Well maybe some of you genius does, I can't resist writing this seriously aside from Killer Rabbit story. So this is the different version of it and I plan to make more humours later in chapter, so I not sure about romance. Anyway, if you enjoy this story and wanted more chapters please review and I try writing.

Prolouge: Shooting Star and Baby Hitman.

10 years ago.

Sawada Tsunayoshi, a 5 year old boy sitting in front of his room window wide open, starring at the chill night sky, it was full moon. He wear tuna fish pyjamas with orange colour, hugging his rabbit doll almost able to cover his body, with white round eyes with no pupil, long hands with human like palms and normal foot for dolls, it was given as present from his mum, the little brunette love it very much so he will never be alone. Tsuna always get bullied in his kindergarten school because he is not good at everything, the brunette almost shed a tears thinking about it. He only want one thing and that is;

"I wish for a friend...but nobody want to be with Tsu-chan." The brunette speak alone too but actually he's talking to his rabbit doll.

"But Tsu-chan has Usagi-chan! So Tsu-chan won't be lonely." Tsuna happily said, he hold the doll up high behind the view of the full moon, after holding up for a while he hug back his precious doll.

"But Tsu-chan hope Usagi-chan can talk and move so we can play together!" Just when the brunette finish the sentence a single blink in the sky falling down the earth, Tsuna jump towards in front of the window and open it up widely. "Shooting Star! Mommy said it can make wish come true!" The brunette then held his rabbit doll pointing towards the shooting star.

"I wish Usagi-chan be my best friend forever!"

The shooting star blink brightly after that and descend into other surface of the earth, footsteps can be heard behind his door, a knock was heard and later a familiar voice heard, "Tsu-chan! It's already late, be good boy and sleep early, you have school tomorrow."

"Ok mom!" The truth is Tsuna hate school, the adult said school is a place for making friends but for Tsuna its hell for him, remembering that he have to go too school tomorrow makes him shed tears during his sleep, he close his eye's to sleep and his droplet of tears fall into the rabbit doll. The doll eye's start glowing and dimmed in second.

Next morning, as usual Tsuna being alone by himself playing with Usagi-chan while the rest playing soccer, since everyone doesn't want him to play because he's no good. Of course, later the bullies show up in front of Tsuna, they grin stupidly at him, the kids who play soccer left the scene trying to avoid trouble.

"Look! Dame-Tsuna play with his doll again!"

"Hahaha, I can't believe he bring his toys here!"

"What a sissy!"

The three bullies continue to mock Tsuna who is now in a edge of bursting his tears out, he thought why everyone treat him like this? he didn't do anything to them. Well, because reality is a bitch. Suddenly, the big bully grab Tsuna petite arm trying to yank the rabbit doll away from his clutch, Tsuna tried to pull back but was overpowered and he fall his butt to the ground.

The bully swing his doll and smirk, "Heh, look at this dumb doll! It makes me sick!" Then he thought an idea, he ask his friends to get the soccer ball, when he receive it, he throw the doll into sky, placed the soccer in front of him and make a kick to the ball. The soccer ball later hit the doll and thrown back into the bushes.

Tsuna witness the cruelty happen on his Usagi-chan doll, he got up and try to hit back but was futile when he got surround and gang up by them, Tsuna is agitated at himself for being weak, he can't protect his doll let alone himself, he feel so pathetic. The bully continue to stomp on him and laughing stupidly and later the soccer ball fly towards the kicker face and slowly fall to the ground unconscious, later barrage of small stones thrown at other bullies. Both of them scream in fear retreat.

Tsuna blink his eye as what happening to them? He saw unconscious big bully laying on the ground, he got up and kick him in frustration and he got back to the bushes to find Usagi-chan. After several minutes he saw his rabbit doll now dirtied, he pick it up and hopefully he can wash it up when get back home.

On next day, the same bullies come back again and bully Tsuna again, but the bullies later gotten misfortune after that. Lost shoes, placing spikes on their chairs, their shoes was filled with super glue, pail of water drops on them and so on until the bullies finally gave up bullying Tsuna.

Later, the rumours of anyone who bully Tsuna will meet misfortune, of course no one believes that, so day by day different bully meet the same misfortune.

10 years later,

Tsuna who is sound asleep on his bed, comfortably hugging his rabbit doll like his precious treasure however his room is a total mess with manga's and stuff scatter everywhere.

Later, his mum called for him from kitchen. "Tsu-kun! You're going to be late, are you awake?" His mum go up the stairs and reach the door knob of the brunettes room, when she open up the mess is first thing she see, she sigh herself when looking at the mess her son made; "As usual, mou..." she walk inside her son's room and saw Tsuna's test paper showing 12 points on maths tests, "Well, this is also as usual." She then turn her gaze towards the brunette hugging the rabbit doll while sleeping, Nana smile herself looking at cute scene. Normally, when around teenage age most children toss away their toys but however Tsuna still remain his rabbit doll.

Sawada Nana, take a deep breath and called out loud, " Sawada Tsunayoshi, math test 12 points!"

"Hai!" Tsuna immediately woke up and later drop his face to the ground, Nana wince at her son clumsiness, "Are you ok?" she asked worriedly.

"Ouch, ouch." The brunette get up and look at the time, his face turn horrified, "Hieeee! I'm going to be late!" He then run out his room and trip his leg at the stairs. ( that really hurt, I fall from stairs once and seriously it's not a good experience.) After he finally landed, he saw a baby wearing black suits staring at him.

"Cioassu, You must be Tsuna, right?" the baby asked

"Huh? Who are you?"

"I'm Reborn, and from today I'll be your tutor."

"Tutor? I never heard about this!"

Nana climb down the stairs and she heard about tutor, she then remember she called for tutor service in hope for her son's grade is improved.

"But I don't need tutor!"

"Tsu-kun, you're going to be late for school."

"Hieee! itekimasu!" Tsuna heading out miraculously change into his uniform from pyjamas early, Reborn later follow him outside.

Inside Tsuna's room, the rabbit plush laying on the floor zooming into his eye, it suddenly glows brightly. Reborn at outside sense unknown presence inside the house, he turn his head quickly at Tsuna house and stare at it longer to see if anything happen. So far nothing seem different and he continue to follow Tsuna. While Reborn is out of Sawada resident view, the window of Tsuna's room open slowly and a familiar pink foot step on.

Tsuna who is currently running, and later bump into a barking chihuahua, of course the brunette shriek in fear and later heard a familiar voice.

"What are you doing? Dame-Tsuna?"

The brunette turn his back and saw the baby again from his house, claim to be tutor. What surprise him is, how can his mom believe a baby is a tutor and more importantly HOW CAN A BABY SPEAK CLEARLY IN FULL SENTENCE!. Reborn, walk towards the barking chihuahua and place his hand on its head and pet him, the chihuahua then accept it and seem enjoying it.

"It's seem like you're the only human being alive to be afraid of chihuahua" Reborn said sarcastically.

"Leave me alone! Anyway why are you following me?! And who are you?!"

"I'm a mafia."

Before Tsuna retort back, a squeal is heard for both of them, then they saw a girl student, name Sasagawa Kyoko dress same uniform as Tsuna's, she squeal how cute Reborn is and was wondering is he Tsuna's relative. Tsuna shook his head vigorously completely denied he had anything to do with him, then Reborn said he was a Mafia but Kyoko take it as a cute way for the baby playing Mafia ( oh how wrong she was).

Kyoko then depart herself to school later on and saw another girl from different school uniform, and she argue about Tsuna way of handling innocent baby when Reborn introduce himself as a Mafia.

Reborn look at Tsuna, "So, you like that girl Sasagawa Kyoko eh?"

"W-w-what makes you say that!"

"I know all about you, did you confess to her?"

"N-n-no!"

"Then confess her with dying will then." He point his gun and shot Tsuna head, the brunette slowly fall to the ground and later his clothes rip apart only with boxer with Tuna fish pattern shown.

"Reborn! I'll confess Sasagawa Kyoko with dying will!" the brunette speed up trying to catch on her leaving Reborn and his school bag alone.

Reborn smirk at his work, he will train Tsuna to be next Vongola boss but first he need to gather guardians for Tsuna. Soon he sense a killer intent and a chihuahua early start barking, suddenly a rock as big as soccer ball was thrown at Reborn from sky but missed.

The baby Mafia look his surrounding to find the attacker but found none, the chihuahua continue to bark. Then, several small stones was thrown at Reborn but the baby dodge it easily, than something appear behind him, Reborn turn his back and later the baby and the shadow figure clash, Reborn landed on the ground and the shadow landed on house wall.

Reborn slowly stood up and turn around, "So, you must be the source of misfortune for those who bully Tsuna."

The shadow figure later reveal it was Tsuna's rabbit plush, its eye's change from round eye's into angry eyes on the left and another eye show red like the eyes of someone extremely angry kind. The chihuahua continue barking and the rabbit landed on the ground, the chihuahua lunge towards the doll.

The rabbit later open his mouth big enough and show his demonic mouth and let a roar to scare the damn mutt, the doll later pick up a wooden stick and walk towards Reborn, what surprise the baby is the words come from him.

"Stay away from master!"

and it lunge towards him with demonic face.

Dunn dunn dunn, well then I'm not sure if this is good but I always wanted to write this when i writing Killer Rabbit. Now I'm not sure want to put yaoi or not I decide later. But for now please enjoy this story and review :3