Sage of the Dead

Highschool of the Dead + Naruto x-over

By: Methos-Kyuubi777

Genre: Horror/Romance

Rating: M, or MA

Focus: Action/Zombie Survival with Romance

Content: Gore, Profanity, Tobacco and Alcohol Referennces, and Citrus Content

Main Pairing(s): Naruto Uzumaki x Saeko Busujima, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Takagi.

Summary: The War was lost. I was unable to kill Madara. Kakashi and I were the last of the Shinobi Alliance. He turned his Mangekyo on me and said, "Live Naruto. Find your place in another world..." He then cast a technique that was not the Kamui. I fell through, and landed in a park. The buildings were tall, and it was dark. I almost thought I was in Ame... But I couldn't sense anything Shinobi-like. I could barely sense any Nature Chakra, and the air smelled different than anywhere in the Elemental Nations. I noticed the sounds were loud, and the lights of this strange city were bright. So I stepped forth into the new world, silently greiving, and began to forge my new life. I nearly smiled as I remembered the scrolls Kakashi left for me. My Rinnegan shining in anticipation.

It would barely be one year, before all of hell broke loose in this city. The dead would rise, and I would be forced to help a few students from one of the local schools to survive.

I am Naruto Uzumaki, and this is how my new world ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper.

And yet I will make sure that we survive...

Stats:

Name: Naruto Uzumaki

Age: 18

Bio: The newest cool guy in School. He showed up one day near the end of August for admission into class. No one really knows much about him as he is a quiet individual. He has stunned many with his ability to pick up lessons in a heartbeat, and many female students try to grab him in romance for his near god-like skills in all forms of Martial Arts. None have seen beyond his orange sunglasses. He is good friends with Saeko Busujima, and Rei Miyamoto, and has an outstanding streak of A+ grades.

Str: 20 Spd: 20 Stm: 20 Int: 20 Wis: 20

Con: 20 Cha: 20

Note: 20 is the highest in school records.

Shinobi stats

SS-rank

Taijutsu: High S Genjutsu: Near Non-existant

Ninjutsu: S - SS Kenjutsu: SS

Kinjutsu: SS Fuinjutsu: Level 9-10 Seal Master

Prefers to hold back, and conserve Chakra. Also to not scare others, or have any government to hound him.

Rinnegan: Type 3. Can use all elements, and with practice not need hand signs. Can see the workings of all seals, and has perfect photographic memory. Of the path's only Gravity, and Healing/Ressurection, and some Absorbtion can be used. Can create objects, but can not create anything larger than an armored bus. The Planetary Devistation can obly be used once every eight weeks. Can not possess corpses to use the other paths. May absorb up to %80 of chakra within a jutsu.

Weapon of Choice: Katana.

Sometimes uses seven Katana's.

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Guess who's back!

I have returned. I am now doing a H.O.T.D. x-over with Naruto. I love Ninja's, and I love surviving in a Zombie Apocolypse. Which is why both Naruto and H.O.T.D. are my favorite anime in existence, both tyed at 1st. Though I am starting to hate Kishimoto.

Grumbles: Dumbass is ruining what he built.

So, as the damn summary section states, this is a Naruto x three chick fic. Small harem.

Giggles pervertedly: Bouncing titties + Swords + Spears + Glasses = Insta Boner. So hot...

Anyway enough with my theatrics. Or I may write a 10k word section of them... and that would not help with progress. I will warn you now. I am doing most of this while listening to Hollywood Undead, and We As Human. Amazing stuff that. And a little Black Veil Brides... I like metal.

Main songs: Undead, Sell Your Soul, Bottle and a Gun, Young, City, and Dead Bite. By H.U.

Strike Back, Dead Man, Take the bullets Away, Taking Life, and I Stand. By W.A.H.

The only thing I will not do is take considerations for any add ins to the main pairing(s). So don't even try. I am doing this, and no-one is going to stop me.

For those of you that wanna know, I am still working on 'Sanguine Falling', and am also planning a Naruto + VtM x-over.

What? I love vampires! Wanna fucking fight about it? I'll kick some fool's ass to the next Epoch and Back.

I think I'll just shut up right now... I'm having a Sugar Rush, and have been up for nearly 48 hours.

So let's begin now, shall we?

Disclaimer: Fuck! I don't own these two franchises? GOD DAMNIT! Fuck you lawyers! I'll get Harvey Birdman on my defense... What? He's against me?! GOD DAMN SON OF AN EIGHT BALLED MARTIAN MANWHORE! ... Now I'ma go cry in a corner...

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Chapter 0: Prelude to the Dead

POV - Naruto

Looking back, at all the things I have done... I must say that the Shinobi World was harder than this. When I appeared from Kakashi's portal, I found myself in the middle of a park in Tokonosu City. Most would think that I would freak out, but over the year of the Fourth Great War, I had learned to force calm into myself.

The first thing I did after appearing, was vanishing into the shadows. I had to learn more about my new enviorment. The Goddess that spoke to me in my brief transition said I had to help this world, and that even though it would seem like hell, I would find what I wanted the most. I also needed to procure some sort of protection for my eyes.

Nagato had awakened my Rinnegan, partially, after his invasion of Konoha... Though mine was far different. I had near perfect control, and could learn every element. Eventually with enough training I could execute Jutsu without hand signs. Do to my Uzumaki Heritage I could also understand Fuinjutsu perfectly... Though I needed to get my calligraphy up before trying anything. I was fortunate that Jiryia-sensei had my father's notebooks.

The Goddess I met in the rift had given me the knowledge of someone in my age's grade level... Which ment that if I wanted to really fit in, I would have to go to school... The Joy... I needed to learn as much as possible about this new world. She had also given me a little pocket money, but said that I would need to find a decent job if I needed more. My new house was already set and paid off for everything. Which made me question if the Gods of my world were just dicks, and loved to fuck with my life.

Ever since Sakura-chan's death a few months into the war, I had become bitter, and swore a lot more than I used to. I drifted away from my friends more and more. Enshrouding myself within a haze of missions and the battlefield. I should have done more... Though they are dead now. I should let myself grieve, though I would wait untill I reached my new house. I also checked my AnBu issue pouch for Kakashi's scrolls. The legend of a thousand jutsu was incorrect... He actually knew of more than that.

If I trained enough in control I wouldn't need to use jutsu... Just raw manipulation. And so, I set forth. First to get some shaded goggles, and then for my new home. My black coat flapping in the wind as I leapt from rooftop to rooftop. My AnBu grade armor embracing me like a secure shield for my torso. I would need to forge a new life, so these would be sealed in my AnBu tattoo, as well as my headband.

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It was nearly a month later, when I found a somewhat decent school to go to. Near the end of August, I enrolled. I kept quiet, only spoke when spoken to. I was surprised that I could pick up information as quick as a Sharingan could copy jutsu. In physical education I beat everyone. I wasn't surprised by that. When the martial arts classes began for the year, I beat everyone. The instructors and the members were nearly gaping as I took on Busujima Saeko, Miyamoto Rei, and Igou Hisashi. All at once.

The battle wasn't as long as I hoped it would be. I decided to first take out the spear user Rei-san. Followed by Saeko-san. They were good, I'll give them. But without the speed and strength given by use of chakra, they were nothing more than trained civillians. Although Saeko-san was the best of the three. I could feel a small amount of darkness in her.

I danced with the three, as I can only call it that. Rei would try her damndest to impale me with her wooden sparring spear. I knocked her out after a minute of dancing around her strikes. I would have turned on Saeko with my own boken. But Hisashi-san was enraged. I could tell he wanted to date her, though she seemed too depressed for romance.

As he came at me I threw my boken into the air, he was distracted, and I only slammed two fingers into his chest and then threw him out of the feild, before grabbing my boken as it fell right behind me. I then turned to Saeko-san. My orange goggles glinted in the light.

Our dance was slightly longer than with Rei-san. Before we began I finally spoke. "I can see it, you know. The small speck of darkness in you, Saeko-san." She seemed to freeze for a moment, before tightening her grip on her own boken. "I know, Saeko-san. But your's doesn't even compare to my void... Hundreds are gone by my hands. And thousands I lead to the abyss." I then reversed my grip on the boken. My left hand infront, palm facing her, and my boken diagonally across my back. The grip at my waist, and the tip above my left shoulder.

We waited for a signal, though I could see fear in her eyes. My face was apathetic, and I decided to dance near her level. To test her skill. A leaf from the tree's blew inbetween where we stood. As it hit the ground, we shot at each other, our boken trailing behind us. I decided to use something simillar to Bi's style, though I only used one weapon. She could barely keep up with my movements.

The entire class was wide eyed watching us. They were gaping at me, I knew. Who could do the things I was showing in a real match anyways. As we passed by the boken rack, I kicked up six more, and mimicked Kirai Bi completely. I knew that I practically rendered everyone watching into a dumb state.

It was over after a minute of doing so. Saeko-san was on the ground and her boken was in peices. She had tried to block my last attack. She was bruised on her arms and legs after my impromptu display. I then turned to walk away, but I stopped and said over my shoulder. "A good match, Saeko-san... If you ever want to talk about your troubles, just say so. You as well Rei-san." I then left.

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I didn't know why I said that to them. Maybe it was because I could feel their darkness, even though it was small... Or it might have been something else. I didn't expect them to actually talk to me, though they did. For two months, I listened to their stories. I helped them overcome it somewhat. We became friends shortly after the first time they came to talk.

I eventually learned about Saeko's troubled past. How she enjoyed battle, I also noticed the slight blush she had when she would look at me. I knew her type. Always wanting to stay on top, but when someone stronger comes to beat them, they immediatly develop an attraction. I wouldn't push her away, though I wasn't going to make a move so soon... I was still grieving after all.

I learned from Rei why she was so down. Her childhood friend was killed by a drunk driver. His name was Takashi. It happened the day I arrived in this world. Which made me stop to think after she left. What were the circumstances that something like that would happen? It was simple, I was a better replacement. I knew that the gods would take a better pawn over a weaker one, and nearly forsake the cast away.

I growled about that, as I sat on the roof. My eyes were nearly pulsing in disgust. Then I felt the two women approach, it was around 3:30 pm. They had started to seek me out for company around this time of the day. They had to look for me for a few minutes before I called out to them. As I was on top of the observatory.

We stayed there for near an hour, talking and watching the city. I knew that they wanted to know of my past... I couldn't give them the truth yet, so I only gave a few half-truths. I told them that my family were a warrior clan, and that we made our home to the north. I said that my village was small, compared to Tokonosu, which I knew wasn't a lie. I said that the village was prosporous, though it all ended a few months before my arrival. I said that a Yakuza group wiped out everyone else, as I had been hunting that day.

It was partly true, as most of the Shinobi Village's considered the Akatsuki a group of criminals... They were criminals. And the part about my village being wiped out was true. With the rise of the 'Imperfect' Jyuubi, most of the major cities had been wiped out. As well as most, if not all, of the Shinobi that fought it. I had gained my Rinnegan fully just awhile after that.

My so called 'Best Friend,' Sasuke, killed two of the women I had loved. The other that I had fallen for in the war were also taken. All three either by my old team mate, or by the ressurected Madara. I was... Afraid... To let these two in, plus another girl I had met.

Saya Takagi, the daughter of Lord Takagi. I had read a little about him, though I can't really say what type of man he is as I had only met him once. Saya is a smart girl, and she hides behind a mask of arrogance through her intelligence. She is a lot like Sakura, and everytime I see her, or the other two, my heart feels elated, and in pain.

Elated because I have fallen for all three, yet in pain because they remind me of the people I lost. I would hold back from calling them 'chan' whenever I spoke to them. It was getting harder to control my emotions around them. I knew that one day I would break.

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I discovered something that pissed me off, around the middle of December. I was Immortal. My eyes, mixed with finally absorbing Kurama, had turned me into something that could not die. My KI burst forth that night. All of the city had frozen when I nearly screamed in a rage at the heavens. I forced myself to calm down when 'Kami' showed up.

She explained that although it was necessary, it still pained her that I would never know the embrace of death. She also decided to break a few rules, and told me that if I found any lovers, I could bind them to my own life force. Making them live as long as I would... Eternaly. I still hated it, as she had to explain that any children I had would never be able to live forever.

I hated that I was such an important peice in a game. All of the gods were playing with me. And I wanted nothing more than to tear their heads off. As she left, I put her in tears with my angry words. I never knew that Kami-sama herself was so in tune with humanity. I would apologize later, as I was too enraged to care at the moment.

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It wasn't like I hated this new world... Just most of the people in it. Saya had come to see me one day, the middle of Febuary, and she was in tears. It was near lunch break. Her father and mother were still the same. Never around much to care for her, and always thinking that she could'nt make decisions for herself.

I held her as she cried, she was wearing glasses that day, and I found her more beautiful with them on. I had to stop such thoughts, as I hated to see a woman cry. She sobbed and almost yelled that no one loved her. I stopped her by chastly kissing her lips. Then I whispered to her. "Don't you ever say such things again, Saya-chan. Someone does love you, I should know..." She stared into my googles, looking for any hint of deciet.

I didn't plan on letting her know that I loved her so soon... I also didn't want to go out with her, as that would crush the other two. And I told her so, that even though I was in love, I couldn't hurt Rei-chan, or Saeko-chan. She somehow understood, and promised that she wouldn't say anything. I didn't want to make her cry, so I kissed her forhead, and asked her to wait for me. To let me figure things out.

She agreed, and I could tell that her heart wasn't as burdened now. She was a smart girl, and I could tell that she would be one of the ones to survive anything that happens to this world. She had a different kind of strength. She put on a mask infront of others, but Saeko-chan, Rei-chan, and I had seen through it. She was just a hurting teen, in a cold world.

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As the month before the fated day came to a close, I had gotten closer to the three. I was torn, I wouldn't take any of them out on dates, as that would hurt the others. I found myself staying up late near every night. I couldn't really understand why both my heart and mind was torn. If we were in Konoha, I could have had all three. Alas, this city didn't have a CRA, and polygamy was not only highly frowned apon, but also illegal damn near everywhere.

The day before the world ended, I had stayed up late again... I knew something would happen, and I hardened my resolve. If the world were to suddenly erupt in chaos, I would protect Rei-chan, Saeko-chan, and Saya-chan. I would love them, if they would have me.

The next day, the world went to hell...

This is how my new world ends. Not with a bang, but a near silent whimper...

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Alright. Prolouge chapter complete. I know it seems like I am making everyone OOC. And I know I probably pissed a few people off by offing Takashi... Oh well, they can slit their wrists, skippin, and go jump off a bridge. For all I care. It's FanFiction, My imagination, My Rules. Gotta problem with it?

Any who... I am planning on somethings with this, and I may or may not add Shizuka into the small harem. She may have big titties, and be absolutly addorable, but I just do not know... And truth be told, I do not really care for huge tits. Most huge tits are fake anyway... So yeah.

And yes I gave Naruto Bi's style, he will also have a style similar to Vergil's from DMC: Devil May Cry. I don't really care for the game, as it screwed with the actual series, but I do like how they enhanced Vergil's combat play. Awesome style, I might just try to recreate most of it in training.

I am going to keep Kohta around, as he is the marksman. I may just give Shizuka to him, and maybe Rika too.

I will admit this though. I have only seen the anime of H.O.T.D. and the bookstore I frequent doesn't carry the manga for it. So I only have knowledge up too the escape from Takagi Manor. All DEAD'S Attack. If anyone could tell wher I might be able to read the manga, then I would be gratefull.

I hope to get this up to forty chapters minimum. I promise to never abandon my works, though I may take a break every now and then. This will be my first Harem Attempt, as I have decided to keep 'Sanguine Falling' a one on one pairing.

Any who... As I have stated in my other fic, as I will state in all of them. Constructive Critiscism will be appreatiated, Flames will be ignored. I will try to work on this as much as possible, along with 'Sanguine Falling.' I think that the rest of this year will be hellish for me though. So please be patient. Arigato.

Methos-Kyuubi777 is out...