Okay, I am salty. Chapter 700 never happened, the character development was horrendous. I don't mind NaruHina, but I cannot stand SasuSaku. And, in memory of chapters 1-699, I decided to make this mess of a story. It contains: very minor NaruHina, Anti-SasuSaku, Smut/Lemon, a Teacher/Student relationship and of course, SasuNaru. If you don't like it or if these topics offend you, please go and read a story which isn't made by a currently bitter person.

Just so you know, before reading this fanfiction, I am British. This means that some of the words I type will look incorrect; however that is how you spell them in Britain. For example, for me it is 'realise' over 'realize' etc. I just don't want you guys to think I don't know how to spell. Haha.

Chapter One - Impressions.

The smell of eggs and bacon crept through the thin walls of a certain blond boy's apartment and gradually made its way to find his nose. As soon as the rich smell hit him, sapphire eyes opened slightly and he checked his alarm clock, six-thirty in the morning. Naruto needed to be at school in two hours. Groaning slightly, Naruto forced himself to exit his sanctuary and he was greeted by the cold air of a standard Monday morning. Under normal circumstances, Naruto wouldn't care what the time was, he would sleep in as long as he could before his angry guardian would barge his way into his room and barbarically rip Naruto's sheets of his cold body; it was inhuman really. However, since Naruto's guardian, Iruka Umino, worked as a teacher at Naruto's high school, he knew that Naruto wasn't the best student. The reason for this was because Naruto was always late for school by at least twenty minutes, meaning he missed morning registration in Homeroom and ten minutes of his lesson which he first had in the morning. Also, since Naruto was underachieving in namely all of his subjects, and was known as a student who liked to prank teachers, Naruto had taken it upon himself to do better at school work since one of the things he hated most was seeing Iruka disappointed in him. He owed a lot to Iruka, so he wanted to make something of himself and impress his guardian, and so the tale of Naruto trying his best in studies started on the first day of term. The thing Naruto loved most about Iruka is that no matter what Naruto did, no matter how strict his guardian came across, Naruto always knew Iruka put Naruto's well being and future first.

Homework didn't count though, right?

Slowly, Naruto trudged into the kitchen and the smell of eggs and bacon noticeably became stronger and stronger. As soon as Naruto walked into the doorway, he was greeted by a smile which belonged to Iruka who was standing at the stove in a white blouse and black trousers.

"Morning, it's great to see you up so early." Iruka said as he shovelled the eggs in the pan with a spatula, which created a hissing sound.

"New term, new me," Naruto laughed as he walked over to the refrigerator and grabbed two cups and a cartoon which had the word 'Tropicana' printed across it.

This was their morning routine whenever Naruto was on time for school or on weekends, Naruto would get a glass of orange juice for the two of them and Iruka would make breakfast. Naruto sat down and placed the glasses of orange juice on either side of the table as Iruka walked over to the table with two plates decorated with bacon, eggs and beans for the two. Naruto thanked him as Iruka placed a plate in front of him and Iruka copied suit with his own plate.

"Itadakimasu!" Iruka and Naruto both chimed in sync as they clapped their hands together. (1)

The two conversed about the new school year and Naruto told Iruka that he was thinking about his future and trying to be a better student to which Iruka smiled and congratulated him. Of course, since Iruka was a teacher at Konohagakure High School, Naruto got all the juicy details about the new term from his guardian which was an extra bonus.

"There is going to be a new teacher joining our staff this term."

"Really? Who?" Naruto asked as he stopped cutting his egg, awaiting his guardians response.

"His name is Uchiha Sasuke, and he comes from a very high status family, Naruto. I don't want you giving him any cheek."

"Uchiha? Never heard of the name." Naruto scoffed. "Anyway, what is a person from a high up family doing at our crappy school? Seems a bit counterproductive."

"I'm being serious Naruto. The Uchiha name is a very important name in Japan, and I know you like to wind up your teachers, but I'm asking as your Guardian, for your sake, please don't provoke him." Iruka warned.

"Fine, fine. I promise."

"Good."

"But that still doesn't explain why he's coming to our school." Naruto mumbled as he stabbed his yolk with his fork.

"I don't precisely know why, but the rumour going round the faculty is that it is just a starter job for him so he can prove his worth to his father who is a very strict business man." Iruka explained.

"A starter job? How old is he, exactly?" Naruto asked with a raised brow.

"Hm, I don't exactly know. He's in his early twenties, around twenty-two or three is my guess."

"I see." Naruto said, "Anyway, thank you for the food." Naruto thanked his guardian as he grabbed his vacant plate and empty glass and placed the two pieces of china on the kitchen counter.

Naruto left the kitchen and darted into the bathroom. The thought of his morning coversation drained out of his mind as he brushed his teeth and washed his tanned skin with a flannel and soap. Although Naruto did have tanned skin, dark circles from lack of sleep appeared underneath his eyes which he groaned at a little; he couldn't help it! The anime he was watching was really good. Sleep was overrated anyway.

Naruto then walked into his bedroom and got changed into his school uniform which consisted of a white blouse, black trousers, a black and red tie and a royal blue blazer. As usual, Naruto was just too lazy to tuck in his shirt or tie his tie properly so it was quite loose, or to button his top button up. Even though Naruto knew Iruka would complain about his sloppy appearance all the way to his school on the train, Naruto didn't care; it would ruin the great Naruto Uzumaki's reputation if he arrived at school looking smart.

"Naruto! Hurry up!" Iruka beckoned through the flat.

"I'll be a minute!" Naruto called back as he looked into the mirror and ruffled his golden locks a bit, making it look a bit neater, however his spikes were still apparent and still stuck out. Oh well, Naruto with neat hair was a crime against humanity - the thought made him shiver.

Naruto ran out his room and to the doorway, he glanced at a foot-tapping Iruka who had an annoyed look on his face as Naruto flashed him a nervous smile. Quickly Naruto tied his shoe laces and slung his backpack over his shoulder.

"I'm ready."

"Your appearance is scruffy; I really doubt you'll be top student looking as carefree as that." Iruka pointed out with a amused look on his face.

"I really doubt the way I look will affect my education." Naruto sighed, "Are we going then? We can't be late." He said mockingly as he ran ahead of Iruka. Iruka scoffed and followed the bouncing blond boy with a smile on his face.

After Naruto and Iruka got off the train, the time was eight o'clock which was very good for Naruto's standards since the pair of them had thirty minutes to spend, well twenty actually since it was a ten minute walk from the train station to Naruto's school. The two reached the school and Iruka said goodbye to Naruto as he headed off to the Staff Room to catch up with his comrades, however Naruto knew that the real reason Iruka was in such a rush to the Staff Room was because he had the hots for a teacher called Kakashi Hatake who was his Homeroom Teacher; personally Naruto didn't know what Iruka saw in the perverted teacher, but whatever made his guardian happy. Naruto didn't have a problem that Iruka was interested in a man either, Hell, Naruto walked both sides of Sexual Orientation Street.

Naruto headed over to the Cafeteria and scanned the tables until he came across the one he was looking for, the one that was occupied by his friends, well, the ones who actually could be bothered to arrive to school this early. Lee, Choji and Shikamaru, of course. It wasn't a surprise that Naruto's best friend, Inuzuka Kiba, hadn't arrived at school yet, after all it wasn't a secret that Kiba and Naruto weren't the best students; both loved pulling pranks and were underachieving in their studies.

Naruto was quite baffled why Shikamaru was here so early, the guy loved sleep, but then again, he had heard tales from Shikamaru and Shikamaru's best friend, Choji Akimichi, that Shikamaru's mother was a entity not to be denied.

Naruto didn't have parents, and nobody seemed to know what happened to them either; Naruto was trapped inside a air suffocating orphanage ever since he was a baby, and when he turned nine years old, Iruka had arrived and rescued him from that Hell. No memories could be recalled from a time before Naruto was at the orphanage, but he was told that he was left on the doorstep ever since he was a child with a name tag that read 'NARUTO UZUMAKI', he was unwanted. Naruto didn't really ask for sympathy or pity from it though, he just decided to move along with his life and live a new one. It was in the past, right?

The blond walked over to the table that was occupied by his friends.

"What are you doing here so early?" Choji asked as he munched on a bag of chips.

Who has chips this early in the morning?

"I thought I would get here early since I am now focussing on my grades." Naruto replied, to which he heard Shikamaru grunt in amusement and Choji just burst out laughing, "Hey guys! It's not funny, I'm serious!" Naruto snapped.

"I think that is an excellent idea, Naruto!" Lee explained as he grabbed Naruto's tanned hands with sparkling eyes, "You are being youthful! We should all congratulate you in this milestone you have chosen to approach!"

Why was Lee his friend again?

"Any gossip from Iruka this year?" Choji asked.

"Ah, yeah!" Naruto replied as he sat down, "He told me there is going to be a new teacher called…Uchiwa someone…" Naruto mumbled.

"Uchiwa?" Shikamaru repeated as he slowly lifted his head up with squinted eyes.

"Something like that, he comes from a famous family apparently."

Shikamaru and Choji looked at each other and then back at Naruto; either: Naruto had gotten the name wrong or their new teacher was going to be a hand fan. (2)

"Naruto, you do realise that a 'Uchiwa' means hand fan?"

"It was something around those lines." Naruto huffed.

"Tsk, troublesome..."

Ah, the famous Shikamaru catchphrase.

Naruto leaned back in his seat with closed eyes and a very pompous look on his face, insulted that Choji and Shikamaru had made a fool out of him, thus insulting his pride. If it was just Choji who questioned Naruto, Naruto would not have a doubt in his mind that he was wrong, however if Shikamaru questioned his statement, that was when Naruto realised he was on fragile ground. Even though Shikamaru was probably the laziest person you would ever meet since he liked to sleep or watch clouds all the time, nobody, from first impressions, would ever think that the Nara boy was smart; nonetheless, if you just glanced at Shikamaru's tests you would see that he always had top scores in the his year group; there were even rumours going around that he had an IQ of two hundred! But, whenever Naruto asked Shikamaru, he would always say something along the lines of 'troublesome, who even cares about stuff like that anyway?' and fall back asleep.

The four of the boys made conversation for a pastime, it wasn't until Shikamaru and Choji's childhood friend, Ino, entered the Cafeteria squealing, followed by a quieter, blushing Hinata. The four boys turned around as they heard Ino's high pitched squeal echo through the cafeteria, alarming everyone. It was a good thing Ino was, in the male population, the best looking girl in school, Hinata was a close second; however Ino made more of an impression on people whereas Hinata was rather silent.

"Why are you squealing so loud?" Naruto shouted as he covered his ears.

"Because, I just saw the new teacher in he parking lot! He's so totally cute!" Ino squealed as she sat next to Naruto, "And I heard, that he's from like some super rich family! How cool is that?"

"See! I told you that he came from an important family!" Naruto said triumphantly as he placed his arms at the back of his head.

"What's his name?" Choji asked, he then turned to Naruto, "I doubt that it's Uchiwa."

"His name is Uchiha Sasuke!" Ino squealed again.

"Close enough..." Naruto mumbled.

That got Shikamaru to put his head up, and he had noticeably widened his eyes. Something besides clouds peaked Shikamaru's interest? Well, now Naruto himself was intrigued.

"Uchiha Sasuke?" Shikamaru repeated.

"Yep! Do you know anything about him, Shika?" Ino asked as hope filled her blue eyes.

"Uchiha does come from a rich family; I'm surprised that he is working in a place like this instead of working at one of his father's companies. He probably has to prove something." Shikamaru answered.

"I didn't mean anything like that!" Ino moaned as she crossed her arms and leaned back in her seat, blowing a bit of her blonde fringe out of her face, "I meant, what does Sasuke-kun want in a woman?"

"Number one, I doubt that he has interest in a seventeen year old girl when he could have any woman he wanted since has been voted as one of the hottest males of Japan 2014, and number two, he's married."

"How do you know that he's been voted one of the hottest men in Japan, Shika?" Naruto laughed from behind his hand.

"Temari told me, smartass." He drawled.

"He's married? To who?" Ino exploded as she rose up from the table and banged her fist on the innocent slab of wood.

"Her name is Haruno Sakura, her family is very high up in the Medical World, and Sakura is following in her mother's footsteps." Shikamaru drawled. "

"Is she pretty?"

"Not really my type."

"But is she pretty?" Ino repeated.

"She's not my type so I hold no interest in her; however I would be lying if I said she was ugly." Shikamaru sighed.

Ino growled in frustration and a vein looked like it was going to jump out of the side of her forehead which wasn't covered by her fringe. Subtlety, Naruto moved his chair away from Ino to escape her wrath, for some reason Naruto was the one everybody took their wrath out on. Ino was a nice girl, honestly she was probably the girl Naruto was closest to in his year group; however her anger was nothing to underestimate.

Much to everybody's surprise, Ino calmly sat back down in her seat and pulled out her phone.

"I'm going to find a picture of this 'Haruno Sakura'." She growled.

As Ino was furiously typing on her phone, her best friend, Hinata, finally spoke.

"H-hello, Naruto-kun." Hinata greeted with the usual cute smile and faint blush on her face.

"Hey Hinata, I haven't spoken to you in ages! What's up?" Naruto grinned.

It was quite strange how Ino and Hinata were best friends honestly. Ino and Hinata were exact opposites, and Ino seemed boy crazy while Hinata was just shy. To be fair to Hinata though, when Naruto had first met her in seventh grade, he thought she was really weird since she only fainted and stuttered around him, however as the years passed Hinata reluctantly became more confident and started speaking to him more. Naruto had realised that Hinata was a nice person to have a conversation with, since she was a nice girl by nature.

"I'm fine thank you, Naruto-kun, I was wondering if-"

However, Hinata was interrupted from her sentence by a scream which belonged to Ino.

"What is this?" She cried, "This billboard brow is married to Sasuke-kun? No way! How did she get him?"

"Let me see."

Ino showed the phone to everybody sitting at the present and a picture of a young woman was present on her screen. She had short pink hair and emerald green eyes, also she had pale skin and a cute face, honestly Naruto didn't think she was ugly, honestly he thought she was really cute.

"She's not ugly." Naruto stated.

"She is beautiful!" Rock Lee exclaimed with glittering eyes, "She is the epitome of youth!"

"Eh, she's alright, not really my type." Choji shrugged as he munched on some more chips.

"Like, look how big her forehead is! When I go to the movies, the screen is never as big as that!"

"Stop being jealous." Shikamaru sighed.

"For all you know, maybe this Sasuke is the biggest bastard you will ever meet. Looks are only skin deep, you know." Naruto added.

"You cannot be that beautiful if you're mean!" Ino wailed.

"Is he really all that?" Naruto asked.

"And more!" Ino whined, again.

The bell rang, signalling that it was time for class. Everybody arose from their seats and walked to their homeroom. Luckily, everybody sitting at the table belonged to the same homeroom, actually, that was how everybody came to be friends with each other in the first place, Kiba was also in their homeroom as well. He would now see none other than his guardian's crush, Kakashi Hatake. Now that Naruto recalled, wasn't it because of his behaviour that Iruka and Kakashi met in the first place to talk about it? He had to give himself props for that, and remind Iruka that next time he was angry.

The six of them walked into their homeroom and were greeted by their other friends: Shino, Neji and TenTen. Now, when Naruto first met Neji, he was really intimidated by him, but after the years of getting to know Neji, Naruto realised that he was a cool guy, he just liked to stick to the rules.

"What a surprise, Kakashi-Sensei isn't here." Naruto yawned as he in his seat at the back of the classroom by the window. (3)

Everybody sat down in their seats. Sadly, since there were eight of them (nine if you count Kiba), their seats were spread throughout the classroom; however, at least two people sat near each other so at least they could communicate. Naruto sat near Kiba and Shikamaru, however since Shikamaru usually rested his head on the desk; it was quite boring without Kiba's presence. As Naruto sat down, he realised that it was quite silent, Naruto could only hear the rest of the class talking in the background, however he just zoned it out so it was just like elevator music to him, however a rattling door soon grabbed the blond's attention.

"Yo! Am I late?"

"Yo Kiba!" Naruto exclaimed.

Kiba walked over to Naruto with a quizzical look on his face.

"Since when do you come to school early?" Kiba asked.

"Because, I'm trying to be a good student."

Kiba howled and smacked his leg, letting out constant laugher, much to Naruto's annoyance. As liquids began to fall from his friends eyes, Naruto crossed his arms and looked away from him. What was with everybody and insulting him today?

"N-not in a bad way dude..." Kiba forced out in between laughs, "But you? The guy who played a prank on the Head Master and nearly got expelled? The guy who spray painted over school property? The guy who wrote 'how the fuck am I supposed to know? Ask him yourself.' on his test when asked how-"

A hand covered Kiba's blabbering mouth, however Kiba just licked it. Naruto pulled his hand away as if Kiba's tongue was hotter than fire.

"Ew man! Gross!" Naruto shouted as he wiped his hand on his blazer.

Before Kiba could retaliate to Naruto's outburst which had gained the attention of the class, the door rattled again. Finally, Kakashi had actually arrived to the classroom, but he was late, as usual, and he was carrying his signature book: Icha Icha Paradise. Even though Kakashi tried to deny it, it was basically porn novel. God only knew why their Principle, Tsunade Senju, let him carry it around, especially since Tsunade made it clear to the school that she was not a pushover.

"You're late Sensei!" Naruto shouted as he pointed at his late teacher.

"It's rude to point." Kakashi sighed as he closed his book, "And, I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost on the path of life."

"LIAR!" The whole class shouted in sync.

Kakashi rubbed the back of his head nervously and closed his eyes in what seemed like a awkward smile, however you could never see half of his face since it was covered by a white, surgical mask all the time so it was hard to tell. (4)

What did Iruka see in this guy anyway?

By the time Kakashi finished doing attendance, the bell rang, alerting it's students that it was time for first period. Everybody arose from their seats and exited the classroom.

"What have you guys got first?" Kiba asked.

"I got English then History." Ino answered.

"I got double Math." Naruto groaned.

"Same." Kiba whined.

The joys of being in middle set for math.

Naruto wasn't dumb, per say, however Math definitely wasn't his strong suit. It didn't help that Naruto didn't get along with any of the previous Math teachers he had either and that may or may not be because of Naruto's talkative personality. Naruto and Kiba sighed as they both equally despised the subject, nor did they understand it. The duo waved goodbye to their friends and made their way to the top floor. This wasn't going to be fun.

When Naruto and Kiba reached to their destination, they realised a hoard of girls were standing outside of the classroom, squealing. The two looked at each other with one brow raised as they cautiously approached the group of girls.

"None of you aren't even in this class, what are you doing here?" Naruto asked the group of girls, hoping to get a reply from one.

The girls all turned around to face the two boys, and Naruto and Kiba realised that all of the girls had envy written all over their faces, for whatever reason. But, who would willingly come to math class?

"You get to be taught by him." A girl swooned as she clasped her cheeks together which were sporting a faint blush.

"Taught by who?" Kiba asked.

Before the girl could reply to the two confused boys, the door opened and a young man stepped out wearing a very expensive looking suit and had a stoic look on his face. As Naruto scanned the man further, he could see why the girls were wetting themselves over this man, he was very attractive. The man had pale skin without one single blemish or flaw on his ivory surface, and this contrasted with his jet black hair which was spiky, but somehow it looked soft at the same time; however Naruto noticed something, when he made direct eye contact with the man, even if it was only brief, his eyes seemed thicker than ice, and devoid of any emotion which made a cold shiver run down the blonds spine...his eyes made him seem...

"Any pupils who do not attend this class, go away. You are becoming an annoyance to both I and my pupils; if you refuse, I will, without hesitation, call the Principle and she can sort this out." The man threatened coldly.

...ruthless.

With obvious disappointment in their eyes, the girls disbanded their fangirling group and scurried away to their respected classrooms like ants. As some girls walked passed Naruto, he swore he could hear some muttering 'He's so cool.' among other things under their breath, which irked him. If a teacher snapped at him like that, Naruto would snap right back, however, Naruto did know that the females were very superficial at this school, but nonetheless it wasn't like the male population was innocent in that aspect either.

Naruto turned his head and his sapphire eyes met with the icy cold onyx ones. Although he felt slightly intimidated by the man's intense stare, Naruto stared straight back. This man seemed so...cold. Naruto clenched his fists, he didn't know why, but he took a dislike towards this man immediately. He just seemed like somebody he wouldn't want to make conversation with, then again this man didn't seem like he wanted to make conversation with anybody either.

"Are you two in my class?" The man asked with the same stoic voice.

"A-ah, yes s-sir." Kiba spluttered as he straightened himself up, Naruto couldn't help finding Kiba's cowardliness amusing and sniggered.

"Is there something funny?" The man asked.

"No sir." Naruto replied with a ghost of a smile on his face, he knew laughing in the teachers face wasn't going to get him high grades and he needed to do well in Math this year.

"Good. Now get in the classroom before I mark you as late."

"But sir, we aren't." Naruto retaliated.

"You were standing outside my classroom for a long period of time." The man replied with the same stoic voice.

"Yeah, you were shouting at those drooling girls." I don't know what they would see in a bastard like you though...

"Don't answer back to me." The teacher snapped, which made Naruto flinched. "What's your name?"

"Uzumaki." Naruto replied with lowered eyebrows and clenched fists; he was biting his tongue so hard right now.

"Uzumaki what?" The dark haired teacher hissed.

"Uzumaki Naruto."

Without saying another word, the teacher turned his back on Naruto and walked over to his desk. Kiba looked at Naruto and mouthed 'wow' to him with a shocked expression on his face. Even though the man was young, Naruto couldn't deny how strict he came across, it almost seemed like the man had mistaken this school for a military one.

As soon as crowds of more people swarmed through the door and gawking at their new, gorgeous teacher, the man placed everyone in a seating plan, and of course put Naruto at the front. This wasn't going to be fun. Naruto sighed and folded his arms, letting his head fall into them as he watched the teacher walk up to the podium and write something on the blackboard.

When the man withdrew himself away from the blackboard, Naruto read what was written on there and his eyes widened.

Uchiha Sasuke.

"Shit." Naruto whispered underneath his breath.

And that was it! Sorry it was so shitty, needed to get things into action, you know? I was inspired by a story called 'Seduction' by obsequiouslover. It was my first fanfiction and probably my favorite. Sadly it hasn't been updated in AGES. I highly recommend it, it is in my favorites somewhere.

1. 'Itadakimasu' is a phase people in Japan use before they eat to thank the Plants and Animals who sacrificed themselves so they could eat since Japan is mainly a Buddhist country - correct me if I'm wrong though.

2. 'Uchiwa' means Hand Fan in Japanese, which is where the crest for the Uchiha Clan comes from (since it's a fan).

3. All main characters have to sit by the window, I don't make the anime rules.

4. Surgical masks are quite common in Japan to protect people from a person's own sickness, I think? I don't know, it's going to be awkward when someone tells me I got all of this wrong.