themadmaestro1 asks:
Hey first bill i heard you reverse message in stanley's mind will you actually fulfil what you said
UNDOUBTEDELY! MAYBE NOT IN THAT PARTICULAR TIMELINE, BUT ALL OTHERS ARE FAIR GAME!
themadmaestro asks:
don't forget Bill is just a dream his weakness lies in the memory
Okey dokey, you just keep telling yourself that as I infiltrate your mind, bub!
dc asks:
Do you and Discord know each orther?
Duh, yeah! Him and I are bros! We had coffee once! And we destroyed some weird pony town! That was FUN!
Weirdguy149 asks:
So how has burning away in the mind of an idiot worked out for you, Bill?
Wow, you guys sure can't take no for an answer! Again, I didn't die, get maimed, or burnt up! I'm just… away. For now. BUT NOT FOR LONG!
-Ninjagorulz
[report review for abuse] Ninjagorulz chapter 8 . Feb 19
For the code, try to find a website which will use a certain decoder that I belived is called the Ceaser Cipher. Basically, find a youtuber who discovers the nubmer codes and such for the Cipher Wheel page and use the website the youtuber may give you. That should do it, as I cannot copy and paste it. Though if you put it on your profile, I could but it is your choice. Now as for Bill... If I gave you my allegiance and the ability to posses me at any time, would you let me lick you? I have strange obsessions like this. I have likjed a few of my friends before... Also, will the universe implode someday for an unknown reason and recreate the big bang for eternity? As I think it may be a cycle... Eh. If all your fangirls managed to appear in front of you and you were powerless, what would you do? Oh, your powers would be distributed between the fans as energy cannot be created nor destroyed. Only transferred. Thank you for making America great again with that smiliey face. Donald Trump could not top that! Please, also give me your opinion on the videos Knitting Giant Beanies does about you and the video 'Bill Cipher Orders A Pizza' by Piemations. Thank you Bill!
Do you… Do you normally ask random demons to possess you so you can lick them? Is that a human thing? Um. Sure. I guess I would let you do that… But, since I'm made out of pure energy, your atoms would all split in half at once and the continent you are currently in would explode into a gigantic column of ash, causing mass exctinction… SO sure! Whatever! I dare you!
And of course that big bang thing would happen! Infinite timelines, infinite possibilities!
BuckJohnson asks:
If you could change one thing about your past, what would it be?
Well… if I could change just ONE thing from my past… Anything at all… I would probably buy that nacho cheese pizza I saw advertised at that diner in Seattle. It looked super good, but I only had three dollars. I mean, jeez, wouldn't YOU do the same thing?
Jade the wizard asks:
What is your opinion on Taylor Swift? (be warned I am a swiftie and if you anger the fandom of the swifties you will regret it. Why? Just look at her twitter.) And second if you had to pick between Wendy, Mabel, or Pacifica to go on a date with who would you chose
Well, she is… definitely a human. And a blonde. Pretty neat singing voice. And, and, she's an evil reptilian sent from Dimension X to destroy the inner workings of the government! All obvious things!
None of 'em! Humans are GROSS! They're all squishy, and they smell weird, and some of 'em write FANFICTION! The HORROR! No thanks!
Guest asks:
What do you think of discord from my little pony and sand from undertale
Eh. They're pretty cool. I played poker with them once. But D ruined the WHOLE THING RIGHT AS I WAS A BOUT TO WIN BY SUMMONING A BLACK HOLE. R.U. D. E!
Call Me Ishmael chapter 8 . Feb 18
1. Are you truly dead after being defeated? Or are you still lurking about, waiting for the right moment to exact your revenge on the Pines family?
2. Does the alternate reality known as Reverse Falls exist?
3. If you could kill the Pines family in any way, how would you do so?
4. Have you heard of a strange beachside town called Beach City and its defenders the Crystal Gems?
Well, I already DID kill the Pines in one way or another in over 1,000,000,000 billion different timelines, so I won't dwell negatively on that too much!
Nope, can't say I've been there. I destroyed a small dimension called Beach Planet though! Is that close enough?
shadow ninja asks:
hey Bill have you ever heard the song decipher by madame macabre if not you should look it up it's very good also what do you think of the slenderman?
Yeah, that song's my JAM! And that Slenderman guy's kinda creepy. I mean, when you say hi he doesn't even say hi back! And then he kills you by removing your organs! RUDE!
Bean107 asks
Bill what created you? Also what would Pine Tree's bubble be like if he had one?
Well, Bean107, when a mommy triangle and a daddy triangle love each other very, very much… SIKE! I WASN'T CREATED BY ANYTHING, YOU WEEB! I'M MY OWN ENTITY!
And, I dunno, I guess PT's bubble would be full of… monsters? And girls? Monster girls? That's what twelve year old boys like, right?
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Hey guys, Blue_Pine_Tree here again. I hacked into the file to give you guys this message. I'm pretty lucky that this was a shared Google Documents file, or I never would have found this. There were a TON of firewalls and proxies defending this, all in some weird language, like hieroglyphs. I'll look into that more later. It looks like Bill's possessed Maddie to relay this message to the internet… and WOW, that looks scary. I don't know how to help her or you guys, seeing as we live on opposite sides of the country, but still.
While digging through those firewalls, I found some text that might be a code. I still don't know what that is, but I know Bill didn't plant it. I'm working on decoding it now. The date of the file says it's from about a month ago, before she even started writing this chapter. What do you think?
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WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT! I kNeW I should haVE puTT in more firewaLLS! Ol' Pine Tree won't be hacking into here ANYTIME SOON! And TO ANYONE THAT READ THAT, DISREGARD THE WHOLE THING! THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP ME! I JUST THOUGH I'D GIVE YOU ALL A LITTLE ADVANCE NOTICE TO YOUR OWN DOOM! POOR LITTLE HUMAN, THINKING SHE COULD WARN YOU GUYS TO YOUR OWN IMPENDING DESTRUCTION! AHAHAahahaHAH[ERROR]HAHAHAHAAAAAA!11!101101101!