What we gonna do? Ch.4
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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AN: For those of you who haven't read my announcement...which seems to be a lot of you...I'm still on Hiatus! This is just an exception! Read my announcement! It'll explain things in more detail!(seriously, do you have any idea how long it took me to debug that announcement?)
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Haman and his minions triumphantly return to the ship. They quickly head to the kings throne room to give him the 'bad news'.
"Dreadful news my king!" Shouts Haman dramatically as he enters the room. "I'm afraid Dipper and his entire family have perished in a dreadful explosion!"
"Not today sucker!" Shouts a voice. Haman turns deathly pale! It was Mabel! And Dipper! And their uncles! And the rest of the Mystery Shack gang! All standing beside a disappointed looking Xerxes.
Hamman quickly composed himself(and quashed his henchmen's mouths before they could stammer anything incriminating in their panic).
"Oh! Dipper!...your alive- Which is wonderful of course!" Said Hammon quickly.
"Save it jerk! We know you tried to have us killed!" Shouts Stan irritably. "What!?" Exclaimed Hammon is his best attempt to sound indignant rather than suspicious(which wasn't great).
"How dare you accuse me! King Xerxe's Grand Vizzer!" Ford shook his head. "Yeah, next time you try to blow up a persons house. Use henchmen that can actually shoot a target!"
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"Wow, this is just sad." Said Mabel, and the rest of the group couldn't help but nod in agreement as they watched from the bushes as Buzz and Delete once more failed to fire a round anywhere near the house!
BOOM!
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Eveidently, after hearing the first silo miss, they ran from the house and spied on Buzz and Delete...100 shots later...they finally hit the Shack by accident.
"You also shouldn't disscus your plan outloud...let alone sing it." Says Wendy smugly as she brings out her phone showing the recording of Haman setting up the explosion and singing.
After Haman left. The Mystery Shack gang got onto the cannon; just as the auto-retrival kicked in. It flew them right back to the ship-
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"Uh, boss? We got a situation here." Stated one of the hanger bay workers as he beheld the cannon fly in with a bunch of startled humans hanging on-
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To say that Dipper was surprised to learn that he'd been chosen to be the next leader/repositor for the knowledge of an entire alien race, would be a huge understatement. However, he was putting any thought of that on hold until they dealt with Haman...although it was nice of Xerxes to let him and Mabel use his teleporter. Now Dipper can stay in Gravity Falls with Ford and Mabel could visit him anytime she wanted!
Xerxes shook his head. "You must admit Haman; this looks bad. I'm afraid I'll have to ask you and your henchmen to step into the brain scanner to test your guilt."
Hammon paled. "Right...yes, of course! Anything for you my king! I'd do it immediately...except...
He turns to Buzz. "Don't I have a vey important appointment that's crucial for...you know...stability or something like that?" He asked him frantically.
"Wha- Oh, yeah! Very important! We need to do that...thing now!" "Oh, that dose sound important." Admited Xerxes. "You best be off then." Hamman and his men were quick to flee-
(music starts)
"WAIT, WHAT!? No, your highness! He's just trying to get away!" Shouts Dipper frantically.
"What? GAH! Curse my easy going nature! Guards! After them!" "Can we do song while we do it?" Asked a guard.
Xerxes thinks about it, then nods. "Yes, we could all use a nice song to cheer us up; couldn't we?"
Stan groaned. "Oy, vey! Again with the singing? What is this, Oaklahoma?" But in any case the Gang chases Haman with the guards...
Oh no! What you gonna do?
The king found out that you hated Dipper More than me and you
Oh, no! What you gonna do?
Your not getting out of here!
"Uh, boss? Isn't there song alot like- "Yes Buzz! I'm well aware of the ironic echo! Just shut up and keep running!" Shouts Haman as they run out of the ship.
Meanwhile, the rest of the aliens(always up for a song); ran out after him as well
Oh no! What you gonna do?
The king found out that you hated Dipper More than me and you
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
Your not getting out of here!
"Wait, did they hear our song? If so, how? And why did they let us- "Delete! Less talk, more run!" Screams Haman!
He dose this while accidentally knocking over Jeff's 'squirrel bath'. Jeff commands his gnomes to retaliate and they all join in the chase through the forest.
We could throw them in the dungeon
We could let themm rot in jail.
Hammon runs straight through the minitours cave, not wanting to be outdone by a bunch of scrawny weaklings(and always on the look out for something to hurt), they join the chase as well.
We could drag them to the ocean
Have them eaten by a whale
We could throw them in a Tiger, let them float a while
Then we'll all sit back and watch them meet a hungry crocodile!
Haman, Buzz, and Delete try to hide in a cave-
ROAR!
-Only to run immediately out as the multi-bear gave chase as well.
We could put themm on a camel's back, And send them off to Ur
With a cowboy hat without a brim, A boot without a spur
The people of Gravity Falls believing their witnessing a weird parade, join in the chase as well
We could give them jelly doughnuts, take them all away
Or we could fill their ears with cheese balls and their nostrils with sorbet
ZAP!
Bill, still irritated by the complete collapse of his plan. Uses a loophole to physically manifest himself for five minutes. So that he too can join the chase...and shoot lightning at Haman
We could use them as a footstool, or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie them up, beat them up, and throw them out of Babylon!
"BRING IT ON HOME!" Shouts Mabel!
We could use them as a footstool, or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie them up, beat them up, and throw them out of Babylon!
And so it was that Haman was chased out of town and into the setting sun. Ending another 'normal' day in Gravity Falls...
(music ends)
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THE END
BRING ON THE FLAMES! I REGRET NOTHING!