Ying, Yang, Avatar

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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In the ethereal of the world of the avatar...the spirit that would become Avatar Aang is about to enter the womb of his mother-

SLASH!

Only for it to be destroyed by Slenderman before doing so. It whistles a jolly tune as it opens a bag filled with souls he'd 'borrowed'. He pulls up the souls of two certain twins and stuffs them inside the womb. It then grabs a fleeing Raava-

RIP!

And tore her in two. It then stuffed both halves into each twins. He then hikes up the bag and travels forward in time...

Meanwhile, the air temple monks are baffled by all the numerous hurricanes, earthquakes, and spirits going mad...coinciding with the birth of two seemingly ordinary twins...Their even more baffled that the woman in addition to giving birth to twins...gave birth to a book!?

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The air temple barber would've torn his own hair out if he had any! No matter how many times he shaved the twins heads, it immediately grew back! It was maddening!...and unnatural...

…..Over a century later...

"No! Stop! You can't do this!" Shouted Ozai as he was dragged away by the fire sages. After quickly looking through the strange book that he'd literally had his whole life; Ford then looks toward his elder brother Iroh. "I held up my end of the bargain." He pointed out. Iroh nodded. "I'm a man of my word. For bringing Ozai to justice and preventing Ursa's exile...I'll renounce my claim to the throne."

Iroh would often look back on that night...After losing his son and other brother to the siege; he had no desire to rule. And he couldn't bear the idea of his niece and nephews growing up without a mother. And removing his sociopath of a brother for his more enlightened brother Ford...that had seemed like the perfect plan!

…Yes, he would often look back on that night...and curse himself...

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"Please! I beg of you my lord! I'll serve you forever! Just give me more Bliss!" Screamed a rabid Hama of the southern water tribe as she bowed before Fire Lord Ford...and she was but one of the many thousands of non-fire benders to come swear their allegiance to him...all in exchange for a fix of the the drug Ford had invented...called 'Bliss'...

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-It's not "magic" Shouted Katara indignantly. "It's waterbending! And it's- "Yeah, yeah, "an ancient art unique to our culture", blah, blah, blah." Said Sokka dismissively. "Look, I'm just saying- He pauses to wring out his warrior's wolf knot. -that if I had weird powers, I'd keep my weirdness to myself."

Katara glared in disbelief. "You're calling meweird? I'm not the one who makes muscles at myself every time I see my reflection in the water!"

"Guys. Guys Your Both freaks, okay?" Said someone good-naturally behind them. Both of them turned to their elder sibling Wendy. Lazily lounging in the canoe.

The two siblings frowned at this. Wendy had been a subject of controversy from the moment she was born...literally, her Caucasian skin and red hair lead to some nasty rumors and a heated, awkward argument between their parents...before she was even an hour old!

And that hadn't even been the craziest of it!

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Hakoda didn't know what was more horrifying...the charred corpse of his beloved wife...or the charred corpse of her killer...who'd been roasted by his daughter...a fire bender...

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Yep, the day they lost their mom...was the same day Wendy realized she was a firebender...by killing the firebender who killed their mom...with fire-bending...

Needless to say...her siblings were very confused on how to feel about her...

Especially when she insisted on continuing to learn it! I'm not going to look this gift horse in the mouth. She'd said.

Unlike Katara(who had access to some water bending skills passed from the elders)...Wendy had to self-teach herself from the ground up.

She also had to do it away from the village...for obvious reasons...

BOOM!

YEAH! Screamed Wendy as she blew up yet another iceberg. "I'm so conflicted." Admitted Katara as she watched Wendy 'practice'. "So what else is new?" Thought a terrified Sokka as he can't help but remember all the times his elder sibling scared the misogynism right out of him by threatening to burn his privates-

BOOM!

Yet another iceberg exploded...but this one was different...it GLOWED! From the explosion flew 4 objects through the air-

Wendy's eyes widened as thoughts and feelings that were so alien...yet so familiar, flew through her head-

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"But Dipper, they're so...(holds up corn dog to the end of the sign that says "DELICIOUS")delicious?"

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"Katara! Grab them!" Shouts Wendy. Katara, getting over her shock. Improvises some water bending to cushion their fall-

SPLASH!

-Well, except one of them.

Wendy's heart sank as she watched the young, unconscious boy fall into the water-

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"Who wants a lamby, lamby?"

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DIPPER! Screamed Wendy as she burst into flames and jumped into the water after him. She didn't know how she knew his name, but right now she didn't care!

The water evaporated around them as she grabbed him and flamed out of there! She put the boy(Dipper?) on the ground...he wasn't breathing! She gave him mouth-to-mouth!

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Lemme tell you something: this summer was SUPER boring until you showed up. I have more fun with you than, like, practically anybody else; and if you ever stopped being my friend, I would, like, throw myself into the Bottomless Pit!

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This memory was shared by both Wendy and Dipper as they opened their eyes and into each others eyes while their lips still touched...which felt so right!

And that's when the reality of the situation hit her. Wait, I just witnessed someone living inside a glowing iceberg, nearly died for someone I didn't know, pulled two crazy fire-bending moves out of my butt that should've deep fried me or whiplashed my bones to bits, and am currently having psychosomatic flashbacks...which means either I died and went to a very weird place...or I'm having a nervous breakdown...

In either case Wendy made her decision... She carries a semi-conscious Dipper under her arm and turned to her siblings who were taking care of a girl, a Bison, and a book.

"HEY GUYS! I'm either insane or dead! So I'm going to take the first (non-family) boy I've meet that I have a deep connection with; And sleep with him! Don't wait up!"

She shouts as she runs off. Katara nods and turns back to the girl. Only then dose her siblings words actually make it to her head-

WAIT, WHAT!?

….Meanwhile, not too far away...

The child smirked. Finally, after three years of searching. It had been three years since their uncle had made all three of them go into self-exile to compete for who would be next in line for the throne...and it would be him! The avatar would be his!

Using the mystic rune stones as his guide, Fire Prince Gideon ordered the ship to set a course for the south pole...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Ford won't be a monster; He'll be a rather benevolent ruler...Who is also a well-intentioned extremist

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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