"Welcome to GAFA, hope you don't get too psychologically traumatized during your stay." Where idiotic Whovians and Time Lord Lusters learn what happens when they upload crap fanfic. Mary Sues will be tortured, the Grammar Zone will be ruthless, and Canon will have its sweet, fish-fingers and custard flavored vengeance... or will they? A parody inspired by Miss Camilla Sandman.