Rue's stuck in Middle-earth, meets Sir Swajesty Thorin Oakenshield through an epic bar fight, and learns Dwarves live as long as sea turtles, all the while on the run from some Malfoy wannabe during a quest to slay the Hungarian Horntail's ugly love child. Thorin/OC

As The Resistance awaits the return of Luke Skywalker, Poe Dameron is tasked with a new mission. He must seek out and safely escort a First Order defector back to the Resistance Base. While locating her proves to be an easy feat, her connections to the First Order prove more dangerous than he ever imagined. Set after the events of The Force Awakens. Poe X OC.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Karma is real. It's a lesson that many have to learn the hard way. James and Lily Potter made the biggest mistake of their lives. The daughter they abandoned was more than they thought, and she becomes everything they wanted her twin to be. Belladonna Potter has her own plans for her future and no one will stand in her way. Hard work forever pays. A/N:fem!Harry, Wrong-GWL, Tomarry.

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Edith Potter's life with her abusive family taught her two things. First - the only language some people understood was violence. Second - fear only lasts a generation; kindness lasts forever. The Girl Who Lived returns to magical Britain a cynical visionary; drawing in allies from all four houses for an end game neither Dumbledore nor Voldemort anticipated. Dark!Fem!Harry

Finding herself in the time of King Arthur, sixteen-year-old Morgan Le Fay Smith, a strong disbeliever in luck and magic, uses her no-nonsense attitude, reliance on hard facts, and twenty-first century thinking and to win a spot in the royal court.

The Weasley twins are not the only ones with pranks up their sleeves. How will they fare against bored Slytherins?

Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.

Nothing has been the same for Tony Stark since the Battle of New York. Despite his best efforts to go it alone, he is convinced that the best course of action would be attending a support group for people dealing with traumatic experiences. There he meets Dr. Martha Jones who can relate to Tony's situation and suggests a mutually beneficial, albeit unconventional, form of therapy.

Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay

One-shot, slightly AU during Civil War. A young street girl is called to testify at Steve Roger's trial in the wake of the Super Registration Act. She has a very negative opinion of the people trying to imprison their greatest hero, and proceeds to tell all the gullible citizens exactly how she feels. T for pre-teen swearing.

The imprisoned Horseman is spilling secrets. But if Ichabod Crane drops one more name to remind everyone how important he is, Abbie Mills will not be responsible for what happens next.

Voldemort explains the source of magic to Harry. Crackfic. Rated for language.

Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!

...or, abusing the hell out of the fact that wizards use gold for money. I had always been a pragmatist, even before I died. But when I was reborn as a Carrow, with the ability to use magic, I proceed to take advantage of this fact. Malfoy was right about one thing - money is power. SI, cracky, one shot

Mads watched 'Age of Ultron'. Mads hated 'Age of Ultron'. Mads rewrote 'Age of Ultron'. NOTE: The revised and improved version of this story is on my Ao3 account. I suggest you read that instead. Same username as this account, same fic title.

AU. Don't-give-an-eff!Fem!Harry. Starts during OOTP. Marie's been having a frustrating summer, a frustration that she tries to relieve in perhaps not the most sensible way. But she doesn't care. She's tired of caring. Screw being the hero for those fickle people, Marie was going to take care of number one.

Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.

An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"

Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).

Unofficial rules that all crewmembers of The Enterprise must abide by.

"...I've been told I do." When Don receives a frantic phone call at FBI headquarters, he has no idea of the strange circumstance that is about to pull him out of a productive day of filing reports...

First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry

The moment she strutted into his birthday party in that cop outfit, Amelia Pond challenged everything Sherlock Holmes thought he knew. She's intelligent & feisty & their chemistry is explosive. After a night of passion she promises that she'll return to him. Now she's back with the madman in the blue box, ready to prove Holmes wrong again. - Pre- & mid-series era fic, Pondlock.

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

Daphne and Tolkien are on a suicidal mission to find the elusive Manuscript. Melody an Madison are planning a rebellion in Isengard. Meanwhile, Michael and Isabella are trying to save what remains of the story with the broken Fellowship. Book Two: ON HIATUS

AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.

A look at what my family would look like if we had the Fellowship living with us. Chaos will reign, and people will cry and weep with joy and laughter. ON HIATUS

This is true for Sam, Amy and Lizzie, three girls in a biker gang who were dropped into Middle Earth. Determined to help the Fellowship in any way they can, macho Sam, innocent Amy, and ditzy Lizzie start to find life, love, and the pursuit of happiness.

The Doctor has an uncanny habit of picking suitable flowers for Romana... Doctor/Romana

Here is a small Easter present. Sorry it is a little late. Two of our favorite aliens discuss the bizarre traditions of Easter. Happy No Pants Day!