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the nymphs are in. :D

Also for Finn's scarf/hood thing I will try to find some fanart and put it on my profile.

Disclaimer: I don't own jack shit.

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All three of are heros are sitting down eating a large meal that was called a "full english breakfast" before the mushroom war.

"So now that we got some food what do want to do?" Finn asked his new girlfriend.

"Well we could try traveling around trying to find something actually challenging." Samantha answer.

"Hey you two. If you're heading out can I. can I come with you. I think my skill are good enough for the real world now." BP asked.

"Sure. but who would look after the kingdom?" Finn said more then happy to have the ninja with them. "Oh don't worry sis and handle everything here it's fine." BP said reassuring Finn

"Well since you agreed I happen to know there's a pretty large undead dog den near here. You probably know how much they love to hoard shiny things." BP said.

Then two guards came in one taking the plates and the other with a bag.

"Nice the prototype got here." BP said grabbing the bag and inspecting it.

"What do you mean prototype?" Samantha asked. "Bubblegum sent over a new invention. It's called a reality distortion bag. it's bigger on the inside and stays light." BP said putting some food in the bag. Much more then it should be able to hold.

" .AWESOME!" Finn said with starts in his eyes.

"I'm going to pack ok." BP said going to her room.

BP's room

"Hey I know you have Known him for longer but back off my man!" Samantha said walking into BP's room.

"The hell." BP said entering a stare off with Samantha.

"Like you can dictate who I want as MY man!" BP said sparks of comical lighting connecting the two women's eyes.

"To be honest I don't see why we are even fighting." BP said confusing Samantha.

"Well Finn has enough love to go around,he is incredibly fair so nobody would be the favorite and you're not too bad looking yourself." BP said smiling a little lustfully at the dog women showing that BP was very open about her sexual preference.

"Uuummmmm. You know what. Why not." Samantha said shaking the ninjas hand.

Samantha got very excited when she saw BP sneak some condoms into her bag for "events to come." BP said. Causing Samantha to blush at the thought of having sex with Finn.

After the trio had left

"So ware too?" Finn asked his companions as he was walking.

"Well my royal info broker said that some wired portal opened up in the great mystic jungle. Nobody has been in. which means nobody has taken all the shiny things there." BP said drooling at the thought of loot. Apparently she liked it as much as he and Jake did.

"Powerful strength increasing artifacts." Samantha said also drooling. Apparently his new girlfriend (even if it was rather spontaneous) and the princess both liked treasure quite a bit definitely more then he thought they would.

Mystic jungle (sorry if this seems to be a little fast paced)

Breakfast princess had taken point due to the fact she had most of the info about the portal.

"HALT WHO GOES THERE!" a female voice said from the tree's.

"Chill JP it's me." BP said back making a humanoid come out into view crouching on one of the branches.

While Finn had saved her a few times he was not that familiar with the person that came out.

Out came a woman holding a tribal looking spear. (Nidalee's spear from league of legends)

Her skin colour was green showing she was mutant created by the mushroom bomb. She also had some tribal paint in many colours adorning her body.

She was not wearing much just a small top and a waistcloth made out of animal hide. Attached to her waistcloth was a skull with a crown on top her symbol and proof of being royalty. She had purple hair let down to her mid back. It was slightly scruffy and spiky. But it was also slightly poofy due to how it normally was whenever she was doing something formal.

"Sup jungle princess." Finn said waving at the humanoid.

"Hello breakfast princess. Hi is your friend?" the ruler of the mystic jungle said dropping down from her branch.

She then scratched Samantha behind her ear in a curtain place making her fall to the ground and shiver slightly in pleasure as one of her dog based sweet spots was scratched.

"Thats got news from BP here thats there was some strange portal thing here so we wanted to check it out." Finn explained to the mutant.

"Oh that. Sure you guys can check it out. We owe you for the few times you have saved me, also when the ice king tried to make just believe he was some sort of nice king. Dumb perv." JP said.

"Well the ice king is not so bad anymore. Besides he only does that because of the crown making him super insane. Turns out he's a pretty cool dude without the whole ya'know, raving insanity." Finn said, explaining Simons condition.

"That's…...actually kinda sad." JP said now knowing that the ice king's actions were not his own.

"It's fiance from the past we brought to the future is working on fixing it." Finn said also explaining Betty's current life mission.

"Anyway. To the portal!" Samantha said. Having recovered from the paralyzing ear scratch.

"Well I wish you guys luck." JP said to them.

"Your majesty. Your new suitors are here." a male voice said. Most likely one of JP's subjects.

"shit. I can come? Plese. I do NOT want to deal with those lot. It's just a bunch of arrogant asshats flashing money or fancy clothes just trying to get more power." JP said very desperately.

"Let's go!" Breakfast princess said. Knowing EXACTLY how the lady of the jungle felt.

As the group of four ran they came across a large blue portal that was emitting little blue balls of light.

JP then blew a bamboo whistle making a large white black striped tiger appear from the bushes. It a two massive fangs coming out of it's mouth showing it was a saber tooth. They were very rare due to constant fucktards killing them for medication that didn't work.

JP then ran through the portal only to be followed by the saber tooth and then her three companions.

The portal then shut behind them.

Through the portal

"What in the hell." Finn said as he looked around. They were on a giant staircase. But it was very strange. There were stairs on the wall on the ceiling all four of them plus animal started to walk around Finn then tried to walk alone the stairs onto some on the wall only to find gravity gave zero fucks here.

"This is like that fucking hall of egress again." Finn through walking on the wall.

After a WHOLE HOUR of walking through the maze they came to the center with many archways but they were empty.

There was a small marble pillar like the rest of the maze. There were words engraved. "You may only find this path if you have defeated the hall. We welcome you to the egress dimension." so the only way they made it here was because Finn had to go through that hell known as the hall of egress.

There was a golden ring with a blue gem that shined like it was always in the sun.

"This land is now yours." the pillar said as the dimension shifted and changed. They looked around to see a giant house. It was made of the same marble and had engravings all over the place. They looked around and found it was a giant mansion. They found the pillar again and it had different words. "Hello Finn the human. This is your house now. It's look depends on your soul. If it is good and true you shall be gifted with a beautiful mansion with all you could ever want. If it is dark and black like the one known as the lich…..you are now stuck in a shitty mud hut…..and we meen shitty in a literal sense." while Finn would normally not accept such a grand gift. He thought after EVERYTHING he did for OOO he deserved this. Just this once. He got a super big reward.

"Well this is not much of an adventure but it is cool." Finn said. He wanted some nice dungeons with a nice amount of undead and some great loot. Not a maze for something just for him.

The pillars words then changed again. "You may visit the portal room. It will allow you to travel anywhere you wish as long as you can picture it in your head." the pillars words said as a large arrow engraving appeared pointing to a door.

When they all entered they saw the empty archways again. Finn tried to picture the ever dungeon. It was a magical place that constantly made infinite gold and monsters to slay. Him and Jake went there all the time when they had nothing to do.

One of the archways then flashed with white light as it turned into a portal.

Finn then ran through with grass sword drawn.

After he went through the portal he saw that he was at the entrance of the ever dungeon. With a portal leading back.

Before the girls followed they were each magically given a copy of Finns ring just less bright.

This allowed them to enter through the portal just to see Finn beckon them over.

When they entered they were met with four paths. They each agreed on taking one each and see who got the most loot from their path.

Finn's path

Finn walked down a hallway. To Find something horrible to him. Clones of all of his friends. All ready to fight him.

"Must be a test of will trial." Finn thought as he readied himself. He had done a few of these before. Just kill the clones and don't show them mercy even if they act like your pals. Or they turned into black shadow beast and tried to eat your soul.

Finn then started off against a Flame princes clone after he cut through a few hoards of candy people.

"Finn don't you love me?" the clone said trying to get Finn to stop so she could steal his soul.

"As a friend. But you're not her." Finn said she he decapitated the clone before she could react.

Samantha's path

Samantha was walking down her path and was faced with a room full of giant rock golems.

"This is gonna hurt." as the first one came to squash her flat only to get a corrosive round from Samanthas gun to the face.

Sadly these were elite golems so the rock monster started to pick itself up.

BP's path

Luckily she got this path. It was a stealth trial. She had to kill and get the keys of all the Medusas in the room. But if they saw you you got petrified. Luckily the ancient bat people wiped them out long ago so you could only find them in dungeons like these. Not out in the world were they could get you off guard.

Bp dropped down from the ceiling and stabbed a snake lady. She then syrup chloroformed another.

After a LOT of stabbing she door finally opened so she ran through.

JP's path

She got….light tigers. One of the most elusive creatures in OOO. they could turn into lightning to move at unmatchable speeds. You needed great stealth and tracking skill to get one.

Jungle princesses task was to kill one. It had a nice pelt so it was worth it. Also it was super easy she just made her tiger sit there and the male light tiger came to mate. Then BOOM. spear in the neck.

"Good job girl." Jungle princess said patting her tiger on the head.

They all got to the end of their path they found a room full treasure.

When they all got back they compared results and found BP won because she had the most dangerous task.

At the end of the day Finn finally sat down on his bed in the house of then smiled to himself.

Ok done sorry for the wait. You can find a pic I found for reference to Finn's bear scarf. It is in no way a subtle hint that Fionna is being added.