Natsu x Kinana

A/N:

Fan: Hey Kowaba-senpai, how many times have you thought about Natsu x Kinana?

Me: I don't know, how many loaves of bread have you eaten in your life?

Fan: *gasps* Kowaba-senpai! You can't mean-

Me: Oh yes, I have!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Fairy Tail series or any characters in said series.

Warnings: Slight OOC, maybe some intense fisting but who knows?

"I don't know about this..." - Regular Speech

'I need to get back!' - Regular Thought

"Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora!" - Attack

"The Northern Fortress, Monday 2:36 p.m." - Place Setting

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Fairy Tail, Wednesday 8:41 p.m.

Kinana hummed her song softly as she washed a dirty dish. Being a woman who kept to herself and never involving herself with the rambunctiousness of her fellow guild mates, she didn't have much to worry about. Kinana led a small, happy, and bright life. While most of her clients worried about jobs or training, she put her mind towards buying a new coffee table or perhaps new patio furniture even if she didn't have a patio in the first place. Just a simple woman she was.

"Kinana," Mirajane Strauss smiled at her as she cleaned a mug next to the purple haired woman. "What song are you humming? I'm very curious."

Kinana was taken back by surprise. "I'm sorry Mirajane, I didn't know I was that loud." She apologized.

Mirajane laughed melodically at that. "Relax Kinana, I don't mind it at all, in fact, I prefer it over the loud chattering. So what is the name of it? I'd like to know, if you don't mind." The white haired model said politely but frowned when she saw the look of pain cross Kinana's equally beautiful features.

"I don't know Mira, I wish I did. All I remember of this song was that it's from my childhood but I don't even know who sang it to me. But from what I know, it was a song sang to soothe crying children." Kinana whispered.

Mirajane wrapped a comforting arm around her fellow bar wench's shoulders and hugged her. "Im sorry, I had no idea Kinana." She apologized softly.

Kinana just waved her off. "Don't worry about it, I'm sure I'll remember it someday, I just have to keep pushing forward and then maybe one day my memories will come back. I'm sure of it." Kinana said sadly, putting up a faux smile which Mira saw straight threw.

"And we'll be with you every step of the way, you won't have to do this alone!" Mira reassured with a confident smile.

The purple haired waitress shared her sentiment. "Thank you Mira. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to finish washing these dishes so we can close on schedule." She said before scrubbing the plate with renewed vigor.

Mirajane didn't say another word and scrubbed the mug with as much tenacity as Kinana had. But while they're backs were turned, two well aged and drunken fools waltzed over to the bar to run their nightly pickup lines on the two barkeeps.

"Oh my sweet Mirajane, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i' together!" Macao proclaimed, his wrinkled forehead shifting up into his hairline to become even more unappealing.

"Hey Kinana, fancy doing an old man a favor and going for a midnight stroll with me?" Wakaba asked before taking a puff of his pipe.

The two women merely laughed them off as they tried to do the impossible, something akin to a man with no arms climbing atop a mountain. Thankfully for the two geezers though, Elfman arrived just a few seconds after Macao tried (and failed) to woo Mirajane.

"Big sister, me and Lisanna were wondering if you'd like to go with us on a job tomorrow. Do you wanna come?" He asked. "If you came, it would be quite manly!"

Mirajane laughed at her brother's attitude and nodded. "Sure thing Elfman, how about we all go over there and pick one out?" She suggested to which the bigger man nodded. "Kinana, do you mind watching the bar while I go look at the board?" Mira asked politely.

"Not at all Mira!" Kinana gave them a heartfelt smile, glad to see a family do something together.

Wakaba looked at Macao and nudged him with his elbow. "Well it's getting to be about that time, might as well hit the old, dusty trail!" He yawned and that made Macao yawn as well.

"You idiot! Now you got me yawning!" Macao laughed as he got up.

"Have a goodnight you two!" Kinana smiled and waved to them as they got Romeo and took off into the night. She noted that it was almost nine o'clock but something just didn't feel right in the air amidst the guild. Usually something would be going on right about now but she couldn't place her finger on what.

Shrugging and waving it off as just her imagination, she reached under the bar to get another wrap when...

"Boo!" Natsu jumped out from under the bar and nearly scared the life out of poor Kinana.

"Kyahh!" The purple haired woman shrieked but thankfully the amount of guild members around was nothing to think twice about. Only a few actually heard her but didn't bother reacting.

"Whoa Kinana! Watch yourself, you don't want to fall now, do you?" Natsu asked as he grabbed her and stopped her from falling down.

As soon as Kinana caught her breath, she relaxed in his arms for the moment. "Natsu! What are you doing under the counter!?" She asked, still a bit red in the face. Her blush was either from her frightened state or the fact that she felt her generous bust pressed against his hard muscles, even she didn't know.

"Practicing my ninja skills! What else would I be doing under there?" He asked as if the answer was as clear as day.

Kinana just shook her head and closed her eyes. "I should have known, I knew something was strange when I noticed you weren't in the guild." She said, still not reacting to being in his arms with their bodies pressed against each other.

"That's what I was going for!" Natsu said as if he deduced some great mystery. "In order to be a good ninja, I have to be hidden. But it's not as fun unless someone suspects something."

The woman in his arms giggled. "Even though you scared me out of my own skin, I'm surprised. We've never talked this much before." She noted.

Natsu gave her a confused glance. "Huh? I guess so, I always thought you were the silent type ya know?"

"Well usually, but I still like to chat whenever I'm serving." Kinana responded.

"Speaking of serving..." Natsu looked around the back of the bar. "Where's Mira? Isn't she usually back here?" He asked.

Kinana nodded. "Yeah, but she went to go pick out a job to go on with her brother and sister." She told him.

"Ah, well that explains that." Natsu said but it still looked like the gears in his head were turning, thinking of something to ask. She wouldn't rush him, but she eagerly awaited his response. Finally, after a few seconds, he spoke. "I'm sorry." He apologized.

That shocked her.

"Sorry? For what?" She asked.

"That everyone's going on jobs with their families and using their magic while you're just back here, alone, with no powers." He said bluntly which made her sweat drop.

'Way to put it delicately...' She laughed in her head. "Oh it doesn't bother me one bit, I actually like being powerless." She said.

"What!?" Natsu shouted in shock as he dropped her, causing her to cry out in shock before hitting the ground. "How can you say that Kinana? Did you hit your head or something?" He asked as he began to scan her head over for any wounds or damages.

Kinana sighed, her shoulders slumping as she moved a strand of her deep purple hair off of her face. Once he stopped rambling on with inquiries, he offered her a hand, which she took and stood up off of the floor.. "Figures, you wouldn't understand." She said wistfully as she set the plate down.

Natsu leaned back on the counter. "Try me." He said, clenching his fist. "Now I'm really itching to know why you don't want magic." He said.

"It's not that I don't want magic, it's just that I'm perfectly fine with not having it." Kinana told him. "Like I said, you don't understand." She said as she tried to turn around but was stopped as Natsu put his hand on her shoulder.

"Then help me understand, Kinana. Now you've got me really interested." Natsu said honestly.

The purple haired bar wench shook her head and chuckled at his tenacity. "Ugh Natsu, you're not gonna give up until I tell you, huh?" She asked to which he nodded.

"Yeah, I won't give up. What makes your life so interesting and meaningful? Why does it seem like the opposite of mine but is just as fun?" Natsu asked.

Wiping her wet hands off, Kinana turned back to face him. "Well, there's really no words for it. I just make the most of everyday behind this counter." She said but noticed that answer didn't full sate his hunger. "If you want..." she began to chew on her bottom lip and a nervous blush creeped up on her beautiful face. "I can ask Mira and see if you can shadow me tomorrow." She offered.

"Shadow you?" Natsu looked at her oddly. "What the hell does that mean?"

"It means you would follow me around and see and do what I do everyday. It would give you a better insight of my daily life. But that's if you want to." Kinana explained.

"Sure thing! Sounds fun!" Natsu smiled.

Kinana began to untie her apron, unknowingly causing her ample bust to finally regain their original shape and practically inflate before Natsu's eyes. "I'll go ask Mira, but you should probably go home and get some rest for tomorrow." She said.

"Aye aye!" Natsu said, pulling a Happy and saluting the woman.

Kinana chuckled to herself as she watched him mow down anyone who was in his path to the door. Good thing most of the more important Fairy Tail members had left already otherwise Natsu would have to be dealing with an angry Erza the next day. Shaking her head at his antics, Kinana walked over to the request board when Mirajane stood alone, her siblings leaving and relying on Mirajane's better judgment of jobs.

"Umm Mira?" Kinana asked politely as she walked up to the older woman. Well, younger in age, not appearance as Tenrou sort of messed up the whole age system for the S-Class trial goers.

Mira looked behind her shoulder and smiled at the purple haired woman. "Oh Kinana! Is there something you need?" She asked.

Kinana nodded and nervously played with her fingers. "Umm, I was wondering if umm... I could let Natsu shadow me tomorrow as I worked?" She asked.

Mira rose an eyebrow in curiosity. "Natsu? Shadowing you? Now I'm quite curious as to how this happened!" Mira laughed.

"Well, he kinda asked me why I loved 'being normal' so much and since it was kinda hard to explain, I might as well just show him. So that's why I want him to shadow me." Kinana explained.

Humming in thought, Mira tapped herself on the chin as she crossed her arms. "Well I don't see any problem with it, as long as he doesn't break anything or harass and customers."

Kinana smiled at the taller woman. "Thank you Mira! You won't regret this!" She said before catching a glimpse of the clock. "Oh dear, it's almost closing time! I have to finish the dishes!" She shrieked before scrambling to make her way to the mountain of uncleared dishes.

Mira just chuckled to herself and looked at the purple haired woman. 'Hmm, if this is what I think it is, I must say I'm impressed with those two! Scheming behind my back, with their unlikely alliance. If they truly wish to achieve their goal, they should know I'm a tough cookie to crack.' Mira giggled in her head as she made to join her fellow waitress.

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The Next Day

It was bright and early, the sun just beginning to shine down onto the world. Kinana instructed him to be here this early for "early morning training" as she put it. He just wished that it was physical training, not learning how to wash dishes. Just by looking at the exterior, Natsu could tell that no one else was at the guild save for a few people, those people being Makarov and Kinana.

Upon opening the door, he could tell that he was right. It was almost completely abandoned save for Kinana, who was standing behind the counter and waving at him, and Makarov who just sipped his coffee and took not-so-subtle glances at Kinana endowments.

"Good morning you two!" Natsu yelled out, beating his chest.

"Natsu," Makarov grumbled as he took another sip of his coffee. "What the hell are you doing here so early? And where's Happy?" He asked.

Natsu walked in and let the doors slam shut behind him. "Happy! Oh he's... I have no idea. But I'm here to help Kinana today!"

Makarov looked at Kinana with owl like eyes. "Kinana, you want that brat to help you? Why on Earthland would you do that to yourself? Have you gone insane? Has all the oxygen in your head left and gone to those giant breasts of yours?" Makarov leered.

Kinana just gave Makarov an annoyed glare. "Master! I'll have you know that I'm perfectly well! I'm just letting Natsu shadow me for the day, that's all! I don't see why you had to bring my chest into this..." she mumbled.

"Because they're fucking huge!" Natsu said as he came up to the bar and sat next to Makarov. "Like, they're probably bigger then watermelons!" Natsu practically leered which made Kinana blush and squeal cutely.

It was even worse when Makarov joined in. "Right you are boy! I wouldn't be surprised if those jiggly giants had their own gravitational pull!"

"Kyahh! Stop talking about my boobs!" Kinana screeched which made Natsu and Makarov burst into laughter, making her pout with her blush of embarrassment.

"Men..." she mumbled as she crossed her arms under her fantastic rack. "Well Natsu, if you're gonna stop harassing me about my chest, you can help me make breakfast." She told him.

Once he calmed down, Natsu nodded and jumped over the counter to join her. "Aye aye captain!" He saluted. "What do you want me to do first? Heat the bacon? Flip the pancakes? Syrup the waffles?"

Kinana smirked as she could now deliver some much desired payback. "Nope! Wash the serving dishes!" She said, knowing that it was probably the one job Natsu didn't want to do.

"Noooooo!" Natsu clenched his fists, raised them into the sky, and bellowed out on sadness.

Makarov had to cover his ears and with an annoyed glance, got up with his coffee. "Alright, I guess I'll go do my sudoku puzzle upstairs then." He said as he got up and left to go to his office.

Once he left, Natsu immediately stopped crying out in agony. "I don't wanna do the dishes!" He pouted like a child.

Kinana, who was in the process of stirring some batter together, looked over her shoulder at him and couldn't help but feel pity for the young Dragon Slayer. "Oh alright... but how about you grab those melons for me and start-"

Squish!

Kinana's head immediately shot up with her eyes widened and a brilliant red blush covered her features. "Kya..." she let out a soft, almost unrecognizable moan.

"These melons, Kinana?" Natsu asked, completely unfazed by the situation.

In Natsu's rough, calloused hands, he held Kinana's delectable prizes with as much greed and want as a miner who just struck gold. But he didn't just hold onto them tightly, he went as far as digging his fingers into the jiggly flesh and morphing them into any shape he saw fit. Kinana's two colossal knockers were now his. And it felt like he wasn't going to let go of them any time soon.

"Natsu...?" The purple haired maiden asked in a low, almost whisper like voice. Whether or not Kinana liked this hold, it was unknown, but what we do know is that she wants to get out of this hold before anyone sees.

"Yes?" He asked innocently, even if what he was doing was far from innocent.

"C-Could you... possibly... explain to me why you're grabbing... my boobs?" She stuttered nervously, scrambling to find the words.

Natsu's face was the one that contorted into a questioning one. "Kinana, you told me to grab your melons and that's what I did!"

With a shaky finger, she pointed to the fresh produce that was sitting over on the adjacent counter. "I meant those melons, not mine." She said.

Without a further thought, Natsu released Kinana's bombastic jugs. "Oh, sorry. I'll go cut them up for you!" He said with a new vigor and turned around to go cut the fruit.

'How can he just feel me up and then act like nothing happened!' She shouted in her head but her outward response was very different. "T-Thank you." She said.

"Mhmm," Natsu hummed back before she began to hear the familiar sound of a knife cutting through fruit. But Natsu wasn't exactly done with what just transpire. "Kinana?" He called out.

"Yes?" She responded, her face beginning to turn back to normal.

"You have really nice boobs. Like really nice. Your's might not be bigger than Lucy's but they're still probably a few sizes bigger than any other girl here. But I know for sure that they are the softest." He said nonchalantly.

Kinana, now with a red face again, wanted to roll over and die. "T-Thank you..." she uttered. Boy oh boy, this was going to be a long day for her.

A Few Hours Later

"Thanks idiot," Laxus said as he took a plate of steak off of the counter and set the owed money on the table. Natsu grumbled back and took the money.

"What?" Natsu freaked out when he counted the money. "No tip!? What the hell dude? I had to learn how to not burn steak so that you could have that! Show some respect!" Natsu shouted.

The blonde turned back around and glared at Natsu. "Shut the hell up! Everyone knows I don't support the unfair tipping system!"

Natsu was about to fire back but was stopped when both Kinana and Mira put their hands on his shoulder.

"Don't go picking fights with patrons, Natsu." Kinana giggled.

Mira laughed too. "Yeah, it'll hurt your reputation and damage your clientele."

"Mira, I have no idea what you just said." Natsu admitted.

"It means no one will want to buy from you," Mira clarified with a smile.

Lucy, who just walked up to the counter, looked confused when she saw her best friend behind the counter. "Natsu? Why are you behind the counter?" Lucy asked.

Mira smiled at Lucy but turned to Natsu. "Kinana, take Natsu with you to go get the melons from the back." She asked politely.

Kinana immediately blushed and waved her arms frantically. "Wait Mira! You don't understand! Natsu's just going to-" she was cut off as Natsu grabbed her and began to walk to the back.

"Bye Lucy! I gotta go handle Kinana's melons but I'll be right back!" He waved to her while dragging a pleading and sputtering Kinana.

Lucy waved back, albeit a bit reluctantly, but looked at the white haired maiden as she stood in front of her. "So why is Natsu helping you two?" Lucy wondered.

Mira quickly looked around her and made sure no one else was around to hear them. "Come in close," she commanded to which Lucy did. "I think the reason Natsu wanted to help with Kinana today was because..." she trailed off as a small blush appeared on her face.

"Because?" Lucy rose an eyebrow in suspicion, leaning in closer.

Mira looked around again before returning. "I think Natsu has a crush on me," she whispered before falling into a fit of cute little giggles. "It's pretty adorable that he doesn't have the courage to approach me directly about it so he convinced Kinana to be his wingman."

"What?" Lucy asked.

"I mean it's really cute! The poor boy is entranced by the girl who used to bully him as kid! It's like a fairy tale!" Mira said.

Lucy did not believe one word of that. Mira could believe what she wanted to but Lucy knew better. There was something suspicious about Natsu helping them but it wasn't for love, well, at least not love for Mira.

"Mirajane," Lucy sighed with a tired smile as she stood up and walked around the counter. "I don't think that's the case."

Mira just closed her eyes and gave the buxom blonde a mocking laugh. "Oh Lucy, you wouldn't understand matters of the heart, you've never had a boyfriend!" She said.

Lucy groaned and crossed her arms under her chest. "Why'd you have to bring that up?" She winced.

"You know what? I'd wager if we went back there, we'd catch them scheming on how Natsu could seduce me!" Mira declared.

"Alright, you're on! I'm going to prove you wrong Mira!" Lucy smirked.

And with that, they shook hands on the deal and went into the back. It wasn't a very long walk to the storage room, but Lucy couldn't shake the weird feeling that the place was haunted, which was very weird considering she didn't believe in ghosts! Maybe it was because she heard a low, moaning sound.

Wait...

'There's not supposed to be moaning!' Lucy thought before running to the end of the hallway, when she reached the end, she looked into the storage room and covered her mouth to stifle her gasp of surprise.

"What is it? What's wrong?" Mira asked as she looked over Lucy's shoulder. She too gasped when she saw what was going on.

"Wow Kinana! These are ridiculously soft! They feel like two ginormous marshmallows!" Natsu said with a mile wide grin. Once again, his hands roamed Kinana's glorious chest only this time, Kinana wasn't resisting. He pushed up, down, side to side, in, and even pulled on the two beautiful twins. Kinana's large, milky pale breasts were his playthings for the moment.

"Ah! Kyah!" Kinana moaned as she sat in his lap, letting him feel her up. Never had anyone groped her breasts with such intense hunger. In fact, this was the first time she let anyone touch her like this! What was even more mind numbing for her, she felt something very large and very hard press into her bottom.

Lucy almost gave away their presence when she slammed the door but caught the door just in time to slowly close it quietly. She didn't want to disturb them the way they disturbed her.

"What the hell...?" Lucy breathed out in ragged breaths, a blush covering her face. She'd have to go get her mind wiped if she wanted to get some sleep tonight.

"Wow..." Mira's shoulders shook.

"Mira? Are you alright?" Lucy asked as she slowly backed away from the white haired woman.

Mirajane's shoulders stopped shaking and she just smiled at the Celestial Mage. "Of course Lucy! But I do have to say, to think Natsu would try to get to me by making me jealous is such an underhand tactic. I hate to admit it, but it's working on me." Mira smiled.

The blonde just shook her head and began to walk out. "Come on Mira, let's leave them be. That's none of our business." Lucy said.

The End

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A/N: Well guys, how was that for a first chapter of a 2-3 shot? I think it went pretty well. Sure it's kinda small, but it's not suppos d to be super long. This was just a small little project to cure my boredom. Speaking of small and little, you'll probably notice how NGU isn't done yet, well that's because I'm doing my best to make it super long as one big finale. Oh and btw, what's with the lack of Kinana fics? Besides in harems, she doesn't really get much attention. That's a damn shame. Anyways, get ready for an update and let me know in a review if you liked it and if you want a lemon or not.