Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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The rooster was just beginning to crow when the sun started to shine on the Mystery Shack...all was still asleep...no one was stiring...except for a naked Dipper frantically running out of the woods and into the house before anyone could see him.
When he got to his room, he quickly put his clothes. The feel of the fabric was a great comfort to him...making sure Mable was still asleep...he then read his journal...and paled..."Oh, no." He groaned...
...several days later...
"Whoa! A hidden lab! Maybe the Author did Experiments down here!" Shouted Dipper excitedly. Wendy just frowned, "Huh. What do you think dug all these tunnels?" Asked Wendy as she pointed with concern at the weird holes.
Dipper frowned, Let's hope we don't-
And then he heard it! Scuttling, clawing, gnashing!
Wendy looked at Dipper concerned "Dipper, are you-
But Dipper wasn't listening to her...he was listening to everything else! He could hear SOMETHING smash through walls...he could SMELL blood from it's kills! More importantly he could hear it coming right at them!...at WENDY!
Dipper snarled, he grabbed Wendy with surprising strength and pulled her away- WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE FAST!" He shouted! Wendy was startled not only by Dippers tone and strength...but his ears becoming pointed.
"Uh, Dipper?"
But Dipper was already pounding on the door, "MABLE LET US OUT! THERE'S A MONSTER IN HERE! IT'S GOING TO KILL WENDY! I NEED TO SAVE HER! LET US OUT!" He shouts as he continues to pound on the door like a man possessed.
On the other side of the door, Mable just scoffed. "Ha, nice try! The only monsters are your inner demons Dipper!" Exclaimed Mable. "That is so wise." Said Soos
"NO IT ISN'T WISE! IT'S MABLE BEING AN UNGRATEFUL DUMB AS S*** BITCH!" Screamed Dipper as he continued to pound the door until his knuckles began to bloody...and get hairy.
Mable gasped in horror, "DIPPER! How could you say that to your sister!?" She shouted horrified.
"SISTER?! WHAT KIND OF FAMILY LOCKS AWAY ANOTHER FAMILY MEMBER!? IF THE FACT WERE IN A CREEPY BUNKER IN THE MIDDLE OF A MYSTERIOUS FOREST WASN'T ENOUGH OF A TIP OFF THAT THIS WAS NO TIME FOR YOUR SHENANIGANS THEN THE SCREAMING METAL DEATHTRAP THAT NEARLY SQUISHED US SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU IDIOT!" Shouted Dipper as he continued to snarl with rage, foam trickling down his lisp...and his newly growing fangs...
Mable ignored the tears in her eyes, "Well excuse me for trying to help you!" She snapped back in anger.
"HELP!? I DIDN'T ASK FOR HELP! THIS IS MY PERSONAL BUSINESS! MY LIFE! MY PROBLEMS! NO ONE ASKED YOU TO PUT YOUR FAT BUTT IN THIS!"
Wendy looked on in fright both at the rage dipper was exhibiting...and the tail that had just ripped through his shorts...
"Uh...Mable? Please let us out!" Whimpered a now VERY terrified Wendy.
But Mable was too livid to hear, "FAT! HOW DARE YOU!?" She shrieked while Soos cowered.
"HOW DARE ME!? HOW DARE YOU!? 'FOR MY OWN GOOD' MY DICK! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS ANYWAY!? YOUR BOYFRIENDS HAVE BEEN PERVERTED GNOMES AND MAN PSYCHOS!" Shouted Dipper, his pounding starting to dent the door...also, he had whiskers now...
"SAYS THE BOY WHO WASTED AN ENTIRE DANCE PARTY WITH A LIST OVER A GIRL!"
"AT LEAST I DON'T PUT A STUPID PIG I'VE KNOWN FOR WHAT- A DAY!? OVER THE HEALTH OF MY FRIENDS! WENDY WAS SERIOUSLY HURT BECAUSE I FELT SORRY FOR YOUR LITTLE TANTRUM!"
"YOU LEAVE WADDLES OUT OF THIS!" Shouted an enraged but sobbing Mable.
"NO! I GIVE YOU EVERYTHING! SACRIFICE EVERYTHING FOR YOU! AND YOU BUT INTO MY LIFE!? TELL ME WHAT TO DO!? ENDANGER THE LIFE OF THE WOMAN I LOVE!?"
Wendy blinked, "Wait, what?!" She shouted.
"CONFESSION!" Shouts Soos frantically, desperate to stop his friends from fighting. "THAT'S A CONFESSION! I'LL JUST LET YOU OUT NOW!" Before Mable can stop him, he dose just that...and out jumps Dipper...the Wolf...
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