Pop goes the Kanker!
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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The ever rambunctious and unfortunate Kanker sister were indulging in their latest scam in the Cul-de-sac...PROFESSIONAL BEE EXTERMINATORS!
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"Who's bright idea was this anyway!?" Screamed Lee Kanker as she and her sisters ran from the swarm! The bee's were furiously swarming them, their baggy 'protective' clothes were doing nothing! They could feel their poor abused labia and breasts being mercilessly stung right beneath the clearly useless fabric!
"Forget your clothes girls! Save your skin!" Screamed Marie. All thoughts of modesty, shame and rationality overruled by the agonizing pain they were in, the tore off their clothes and streaked away from the bee swarm!
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Their so busy running in pain, they don't notice the infamous Ed gang taking pictures as they ran past. "Ugh, not much to look at...Eh, we'll get a few bucks a pop I'm sure." Said Eddy.
Edd smirked, "Hmmm, seems the 'quality' Bee-keeper costumes we sold them actually last longer then predicted...a whole hour!" He laughs!
"Buttered toast!" Says Ed dimly.
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The Kanker sisters were finally able to lose the bees...and thankfully able to streak home without anyone(else) seeing them.
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"Dang it, the door is locked!" Lee groaned.
"But were naked! We need to get in before someone sees us!" Pleads May. "Forget that! When did it get so hot!" Moaned Marie as the suns intense blaze caused the sweat to trickle down her naked body.
They were in their fenced in backyard so hopefully it would stop peeping toms...little did they know..
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The Edd's continued to stealthily take pictures through holes in the fence. Eddy snickers, their chests were flat, their buts were scrawny and pasty, their pussies were even smaller and they REALLY needed to do some manscaping 'down there'...but he was thinking of ways to sell them as 'mock pictures' so it was all good...
In any case, the girls- exhausted and burning in the heat -lay down on the grass and begin to fall asleep...
Seeing an opportunity, the Edd's walk up, take some close up pictures, and Eddy then pours cooking oil on their sleeping forms-
"Fire in the hole." He whispers as he and the others take cover back behind the fence...
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The girls scream in pain as they burst into flames and run right through the fence in agony as they run desperately looking for water... The Edds- laughing and recording the whole spectacle -run after them...
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The Kanker sisters...naked, hurting and in pain...finally stopped burning... Unfortunately, they also saw they had run far away from their home...
Before they could think of what to do, they heard some kids coming there way so they jumped into a nearby bush for cover-
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Unfortunately, it was a BRAMBLE bush...
And so their forced to sit in the thorns as they watch Nazz invite people to her sprinkler party. When they left they tried to leave-
RIP!
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-Sadly they left a good deal of their pubic hair in the brambles...well, at least they got the manscaping they desperately needed...
"A Sprinkler party! Great! That's just what we need to cool off!" Exclaims May.
"Are you nuts?! Were naked! No way were going anywhere public until we get-
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"...uh...Lee? You got a napkin on your face!" The 'napkins' were SUPER tiny swimsuits that had just sprung out of nowhere to whack them in the faces!
It was awkward...but ti was better then NOTHING. While they shoehorned the 'clothes' that were smaller then there buts, they remained completely oblivious to the eds still constantly taking pictures of them.
Eddy chuckled, "can't wait to see those chumps show off their 'suits'."
Edd laughed, "yes, I rather believe it's all going to POP soon..."
"I forgot to wear underwear today guys." Said Ed.
The other two Edd's look at him weird...then go back to their scam...and pop the popcorn as the 'show' was about to start...
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