Okay, get ready to par-tey, 'cause I have another long story coming up! No more one shots or two shots that gives you nothing, here comes a long story! A humour one! Cheer at the lack of angst!

-cheers-

...-is met with silence from the reader(s)-

...oh, fine. Whatever. I have made a new story, that will be long! And it's a Seto/Jou one! ...err...sort of...meh, you'll understand when you read the story!

Anyways, here we go!

Plot: With some ancient magic, Bakura accidentally summons the ancient high priest Seth, Seto's past reincarnation from Egypt. And, as that would not be enough, Seth first thinks Jou is his past lover, Jono. What will happen when the spirit is determined to win this new Jono's heart? And what has a certain blue-eyed CEO to say about this? And what will Jou do, when his feelings confuses him to no end?

Yup, that's the summary! Pretty sweet, huh? –is proud over herself-

Disclaimer: As I've told you before, I own nothing. –glares at the lawyers- But just you wait until I get a better lawyer than Bakura! (Bakura: I will kill you all if you don't give The Blonde Midget Yu-Gi-Oh! –glares-) --;

Pairings: Seth/Jou, Seto/Jou, Jou?. Some Yami/Yugi and Ryou/Bakura, the sweetest pairings ever!

Warnings: Crazy humour, boy/boy love and some swearing. Some OOC, and tons of Anzu bashing! It's back:D

That's all I need to say! Here starts the story! Read, enjoy and then review!

Chapter 1

Kame Game Shop

10:00

Normal POV

"No, Bakura, you can not banish her to the Shadow Realm!" Ryou said, for about the seventeenth time.

His darker counterpart, Bakura, pouted adorably, and made a small whine. Or, well, he tried to pout adorably, and whined like there was no tomorrow. "But why nooot? She's annoying meee..."

The 'she' person in this was, of course, Anzu (I mean, who else would it be?). She was currently having one of her many friendship-speeches, that none of the boys really listened to or cared about. But still tried desperately to avoid.

Alas, this time, they did not.

What had caused this speech you ask? Well, while helping Yugi in the shop, seeing that Yugi couldn't lift all those boxes alone, Bakura had 'accidentally' dropped a large box filled with cards on Yami's head. A very heavy box, that caused Yami to fall unconscious. And Bakura to laugh in his evil, nonetheless sexy, way. And Yami, of course, wasn't too happy about that.

The whole thing resulted in a insult match between Bakura and Yami, mostly in Egyptian. And that was probably a good thing; because Yugi and Ryou guessed that there was a hell of a lot cursing going on.

Then, Anzu had piped up through a hole in the ground (...or, walked in through the door), and started to yap about how important friendship was, and how the two of them should make up. The boys however had stopped listening after about five seconds, and were now ignoring her.

But, seeing that the speech contained many sweet words about love, friendship and fluffy bunnies, it gave Bakura a headache. And he didn't like headaches. So, naturally, he wanted to get rid of the cause of his headache.

Anzu. The root of all things evil.

Ryou sighed, and turned to the other guys. Yugi sat in Yami's lap, looking quite amused by the way Bakura was acting, and Yami was smirking. Seeing the ex-King of Thieves in pain made him very satisfied.

"But, tomb-robber, what is it that I hear?" Yami said smugly. "Are you whining?"

Bakura glared at the former pharaoh, loosing the faint attempt of a pout. "So what if I am? You would too if you had such a headache as I have..." He glared at Anzu, who still was going on and on about the 'wonders' of friendship.

"...and without friendship, the world would seize to exist! And that would be bad because...because...we would have to live on the moon! And it's cooold. And coldness is bad. But, love and friendship warms up the world-"

"Please, Ryou?" Bakura whispered, and sent the albino a pleading look worthy of an 'aaaw'. Ryou sighed, and shook his head.

"I said no, Bakura!" But, you could actually hear a faint tinge of hesitation in Ryou's voice. Not even he, the patient and polite boy he was, could stand those speeches forever...

In that moment, Katsuya Jounouchi rushed into the game shop, panting and with pale cheeks. He looked like he had been running for a long time, and seemed exhausted. "Guys, ya have to help me!"

Before the other guys could ask what had happened, Anzu spoke with her irritating and screechy voice. "Hey, it's rude to interrupt like that, Jounouchi! Friends doesn't interrupt each other like that, they respect each other, and wait until they are finished..." And she kept going, while the others zoned her out, except Bakura who was constantly twitching with annoyance and blood thirst.

"Jou, what happened?" Yugi asked with concern for his best friend.

Jou made a giant jump, and dived down behind the counter, to peek out towards the door with only his eyes visible. "I-I have signed my own tombstone, Yugi, tha's wha' happened!" He gulped while staring at the door.

"Huh?" Yugi said and, blinked. "What do you mean?"

Jou sighed. "Um, I prolly should start from the beginnin'..." He took a deep breath. "I was on my way here, walkin' all innocently along, when I bumped into Kaiba; The-One-And-Only-Moneybag-with-a-huge-stick-up-his-arse..."

Yami, Yugi and Ryou all sighed deeply, in perfect sync too, at this. Of course it had to do with Seto Kaiba when Jou was like this. Every time those two met, even if it just was a passing in the corridors in school, it resulted in some sort of fight.

"So what?" Bakura growled. "What did he do, threatened you, or asked if he could fuck you?"

Jou paused, and glared at Bakura. "No, he didn' threaten me. And even more no, he didn' ask if he could fuck me! Tha's just disturbing."

"Hm...you are probably right. Kaiba wouldn't bother to ask you; he would just fuck you at once."

The blond glared at the pondering Bakura, and then continued. "Well, it started out as always, he called me a dog, I yelled at him and called him bastard and such...then I...um..."

"Kissed him and then had hot, animalistic sex with him in an alleyway?"

"NO! Stop tha', you fuckin' maniac!"

"...what's wrong with being a maniac?" Smiiirk.

"...anyways." Jou sighed and then continued. "I sorta...sprayed him wit' a hose..." Pause. "With really much water." Another pause. "Really cold water."

Silence.

"...you sprayed Seto Kaiba with a hose?" Yugi asked hesitantly.

Nod.

"...the Seto Kaiba who can sue your sorry ass for doing that?" Ryou added.

Nod, nod.

"The Seto Kaiba who's walking towards the entrance of the shop, looking ready to kill someone using only his eyes?" Yami asked, looking out through the glass-door.

Nod, no-

"Oh, no!" Jou 'eeped' and hid behind the counter completely. "Please, don' tell him I'm here..." He pleaded, with a very weak voice.

Before anyone could answer, the door opened with a happy 'pling', that was very put of place in that situation. In the doorway, looking furious and murderous, stood Seto Kaiba. Tall, fearsome, with a death-glare on his dark, sexy and broody features...

And clothes clinging to his body, and hair dripping with water, looking quite much like a drenched kitten.

A dangerous and murderous drenched kitten.

Bakura was the first to speak. "Would you look at that. Kaiba is more muscular than I give him credit for." He pointed to Seto's chest, on which the shirt clung and showed off a muscular chest that would send fangirls into complete drooling mood.

Seto simply sent the tomb-robber a fierce glare, before speaking. "Where. Is. He?" Kaiba said.

Or more like, hissed out in heavy pants, only barely containing his anger.

"W-Where's who?" Yugi asked nervously, and smiled faintly. He sucked at lying. Those innocent eyes gave him away at once.

Seto snapped his head in the short duellist's direction, and Yugi shrank under his intense glare. "You know of whom I speak. Where is that low-level duellist mutt called Katsuya Jounouchi!"

"...wow, you called Jou by his first name." Was Ryou's ever so clever answer. "I do wonder how you found out about that..."

But he went dead-quiet when Kaiba glared heatedly at him. "And what-" Seto said with a silky, and dangerously calm, voice. "-is that supposed to inquire?"

"U-Uh...N-Nothing at all, Kaiba. S-Sorry..." Ryou's voice faded with every word, until he went completely quiet.

"Very well." Seto turned to the others again. "Now, where's the mutt?"

"Behind the counter." Bakura said with a bored tone in his voice, and pointed straight to Jou's hiding place with his thumb.

"BAKURA!" The others shouted, minus Seto and Anzu. Anzu kept on with her friendship-speech-of-fucking-DOOM, and Seto smirked with satisfaction.

Jou rose, seeing that his hiding place now was useless, and glared at the tomb-robber. "Wha' the hell was tha' for!"

Bakura shrugged, and looked at his nails with a bored look. "I just wanted to make things more interesting...and I have a headache, thanks to a certain brunette girl..." He glared at Anzu, who kept rambling about friendship. "...and I want to see what Kaiba will do for revenge..." Smirk. "Blood and other body-fluids are always pleasant."

Seto looked straight at Jou with a menacing glare. "Jounouchi..." He hissed out.

Jou grinned sheepishly, but a look of fear was clearly visible in his eyes. "Hi there, Kaiba. How's it goin'?"

Kaiba glared. "What do you think, you mutt graced with lack of brain cells?"

"...ya want me to answer that?"

Seto smirked. "No. Not really. I want-" He took a step closer to the petrified teen. "-to hear you scream."

"Oh, kinky!" Bakura piped up with, earning himself five stern glares. "...what?"

Now, Anzu decided to speak up. She clearly sensed when people started to grow unfriendly.

"Kaiba! You should be ashamed of yourself, threatening Jou like that! He's a good friend, and a nice person! You should treat him with respect. Forgiveness is a key factor in a working friendship..."

"I'm not trying to befriend that mutt. I'm trying to kill him." Pause. "No, torture him slowly, and then kill him."

But Anzu didn't listen. "...and if you don't learn how to forgive, Kaiba, you will never learn the sweet thing of friendship..."

"...now, wouldn't that be awful?" Seto's voice dripped with sarcasm, like his hair dripped with water for the moment.

Anzu nodded furiously. "Heavens, you're right, Kaiba! A life without friendship is like a day without sun, and a day without sun is like...like..."

"Night?" Yugi suggested hesitantly.

"Ah, yes, that's right, Yugi! Like night! And night is very unpleasant, because then you sleep and can't make friends-"

"GAH! That is IT! I can't take it anymore!" Bakura shouted, and the Millennium Ring mysteriously appeared around his neck. "YOU WILL GO TO THE SHADOW REALM FOR ALL ETERNITY!"

Ryou opened his mouth to protest, but Bakura shut him up with only one glare. His eyes started to glow and he started to chant in Egyptian.

Anzu, however, was unaffected by this, and kept talking like nothing was happening. "-and every minute that you can't make friends, is wasted time. Because, what could be better than making friends on a sunny and glorious day?"

"Sending you to the Shadow Realm?" Bakura suggested coldly, and read a few more Egyptian verses to seal the spell.

Yami suddenly gasped, and rose, Yugi falling off his lap and onto the floor with a pain filled wince. "Wait, Bakura! You got the third verse wrong! It's not a banishing-spell, it's a-" A loud 'whooping' sound interrupted him, and then a bright light erupted from Bakura's hands and surrounded Anzu.

"Hm...now that's not what's supposed to happen..." Bakura mumbled. "There's supposed to be pitch-black darkness and screams of agony...not bright light and whooping. Hm..."

There was a loud cracking sound, a flash of light, and then they heard Anzu scream in pain, or something like that. But the loud and piercing shriek was cut short and a 'thump' was heard. The light subsided, and everyone stared at the place Anzu once had been. They expected to see a large pile with ashes, but their eyes were graced with something completely different.

On the floor, there was a man. He was sitting on his knees, breathing deeply and hungrily. The others stared at him with wide eyes and gaping mouths.

His skin was deeply tanned, just like Yami's and Bakura's, and his hair brown, cut in the same fashion as Seto's though a little longer and messier, and just a little lighter in the colour. He wore, to the others great surprise, some sort of tunic, in deep blue, that was definitely Egyptian and left his chest bare. His arms and wrists were covered with gold bracelets, that made Bakura's eyes shine with greed.

The man's shoulders were broad, and his waist slim. And, even though he was on his knees, you could tell that he was tall.

His eyes were closed tightly, and therefore you could not see their colour.

"Wow..." Bakura mumbled. "I think I turned Anzu into a guy..." He leaned his head to the side. "I must say that it was an improvement, though."

Ryou glared at the tomb-robber, but didn't say anything. At least not out loud. Inside his mind and through the mindlink however...

Yami shook his head, and sighed. "No, Bakura, you idiot. You didn't turn Anzu into a man. You summoned that man from the Shadow Realm." Pause. "Or, more like switched place with him and Anzu."

Bakura whistled lowly, and then smirked. "Even better so. Now she's gone. Mission completed!"

The others simply glared at him, before turning back to the panting man on the floor. He still hadn't made a single movement to raise up or open his eyes.

Yami frowned slightly. "Judging by his clothes, he's from ancient Egypt." A deeper frown. "I think I recognize him..." Yami's eyes widened. "No...it...it can't be..."

Bakura blinked, and then looked back to the brunet on the floor. He looked at him for a long time, and then gasped, jumping backwards with a terrified expression on his face. "Hell! It's...oh...pharaoh, is that who I think it is!"

Before Yami could answer, the mysterious man opened his eyes. The orbs was coloured in a deep blue shade, and looked confused. "What...where am I?" He mumbled, with a deep and smooth voice with a small Egyptian accent. He then looked up slowly. His eyes reached Bakura, and he stared. "Tomb Robber? What...how did you..."

Bakura simply stared.

The blue-eyed Egyptian rose slowly, standing up to his full and impressive height, a little taller than Kaiba. Then his gaze turned to Yami. His eyes widened, and he immediately fell to his knees again, with a bow. "P-Pharaoh Atemu!"

Yami smiled slightly, and rose the man up. "Hello, cousin. It was a long time ago." He frowned. "5000 years to be precise. That is far too long for being apart, Seth."

Seth stared at him. "B-But...Atemu...how did I get here? The last thing I remember is that I was in the Shadow Realm, trying to escape some foul creature...then some bright light engulfed me, and I heard a scream. Then I landed here!"

Yami sighed. "Well, you have our dear Bakura to thank for that..." He glared at the innocent-looking tomb-robber. "He used his Shadow Magic to bring you here. On accident, of course."

Seth was quiet for a long time. "...he sent some poor person to the Shadow Realm, didn't he?"

"Noo...it was more like a switch between you and that girl-thingie...but believe me, Anzu is not some person you could possibly feel pity with." Bakura said, only to receive a glare from both Yami and the brunet.

"...anyway." Yami said, and then turned to the others. "Okay, guys, this is Seth, my High Priest in ancient Egypt. And also, he is my cousin." He turned to Seth. "Seth, this is some of my friends at this place. That's Yugi my hikari-" He pointed to Yugi, who was standing by the counter.

"Hello, Seth." Yugi said, and smiled.

"-and that's Ryou, Bakura's hikari-"

"Hello." Ryou bowed politely.

"-er, you know Bakura..." Bakura glared.

"Like I didn't get enough of you in Egypt..." Seth mumbled, in Egyptian.

Seth now eyed Seto, who coldly looked back. A sneer reached Seth's face. "Who's the look-alike?"

Yami smirked, and pointed to Seto. "Oh, him? That's Seto Kaiba, your reincarnation. Stuck up, cold hearted, a sour loser..."

"...just like you!" Bakura chirped, and smirked.

Again, he received a glare from Yami and Seth.

Seto snorted, and then eyed his Egyptian counterpart with cold eyes. "So, that would be my past self? How disappointing." He smirked. "I can tell that it wasn't from you I got my sense of fashion. At least you have to be brave to wear a towel in broad daylight." (A/N: -rolls eyes- Like anti-gravity coats are any better...)

"Firstly; it's a tunic. Secondly; it seems like you would need a towel more than I, seeing that you're wearing wet clothes and have water everywhere." Seth said calmly, and smirked when Seto growled.

"Lets move on." Yami said, and pointed to Jou. "Okay, that's-"

"Katsuya..." Seth breathed out, and blinked several times. His eyes were filled with confusion, surprise, amazement, but also...utter and complete happiness.

Before anyone could react, Seth walked up to Jou with three long steps, and wrapped his arms around the blonde's waist. A happy laugh escaped him, as he spun Jou around for a few moments, and then pulled him in for a warm hug.

"My sun, my moon, the stars in my sky...like water from the Nile sooths the scorching deserts, you bless my eyes with your beauty..." Seth whispered softly, only for Jou to hear.

"Um, now wait a second..." Jou began nervously, but was cut off by Seth.

"Katsu...how I missed you, my love." He whispered. Then, he leaned down closer to Jou, and captured his lips in a long and passionate kiss.

End of Chapter!

Hah, first chapter done! Oh my, what will happen now...Seth, you dog, you:P

A small note; Seth speaks Japanese like the rest of the crew. When getting summoned, he learned the language through Anzu, seeing that they switched places. Err...am I making any sense? Well, at least he talks Japanese, so they can understand him, and he can understand them.

Okay, what did you guys think? Does this story have potential, or did it just suck out loud? Hm...well, tell me in a review, preferably a long one (short ones works fine too!), and I shall reward you with a new chapter!

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-The Blonde Midget!