Summary: Sasuke is turned into a cat. Naruto and the others go to Hogwarts to protect Harry. While there Naruto gets turned into a six-year old. Orochimaru joins forces with Voldemort. Naruto causes chaos and plays match-maker. Will Hogwart's survive? And what about Harry?
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, the Harry Potter series, or any of the characters. They belong to their respective owners.
Warnings: Out of character, boy x boy relationships, yaoi, language
Pairings: If you want to know, read and find out. I'll post a list in a later chapter, probably the third or fourth.
A/N: If you don't like boy x boy relationships, then don't read. This is my first fic so please be gentle with the flames. I'm open to ideas and if I use any that are suggested, I'll give credit to tthat person. I'll try to update every day, but school is evil and the teachers are demons that give mountains of homework so I might update every other day. Please review, and try not to be a pyro-maniac with the flames.
Chapter One: Sasuke's a CAT!?!
Sasuke stared at himself in shock, his wide black eyes staring back at him on the water's surface. Uchiha Sasuke, the ice prince, heart throb of Konoha, was a small black cat with a bluish tint to his fur. Recovering from his shock, he growled angrily. How the hell did he manage to turn himself into a cat? He was positive he hadn't messed up the hand seals because he had used the Sharigan to memorize the small list. No, he couldn't have gotten the seals wrong.
Staring back at his reflection, he groaned inwardly as he realized that if anyone found out about his mistake, especially Naruto, he wouldn't hear the end of it. Just the thought of the blonde dobe caused Sasuke's heart to race. Shaking himself he forced his mind to think of a way out of this predicament. Scowling at himself angrily for not thinking of it sooner, Sasuke tried to release the jutsu.
Nothing happened, at all. He paced around the small clearing angrily for a few minutes before he finally calmed down enough to consider his options. Asking for help was not even an option. Being found in his new form was also out. So was going home when he had no idea when the jutsu might wear off.
His clothes laid in the middle of the clearing, next to the cursed scroll that had started the entire mess. After several minutes of pawing, fumbling, and tugging at his clothes, Sasuke managed to wrap his clothes around the scroll, making a somewhat messy bundle. A quick scan of his surroundings wielded a small gap between two giant tree roots. Dragging his clothes over, he forced them into the small space.
He kicked some leaves on top in an attempt to make them less visible. Once he was satisfied that his clothes were hidden well, Sasuke set off for the village. The walk would take a while, but that gave him time to think of a way to get out of the mess he was in. But as he walked, his thoughts kept straying to a certain blonde.
It had been almost a year since Naruto had dragged him back from the evil grasp of Orochamiru. He had both legs and arms broken as well as a couple of ribs. Naruto had dragged him back to the village despite his own broken bones and other severe wounds. Hell, he had even taken the time to treat his injuries and splint his arms and legs, neglecting his own injuries. It was while Naruto had half-carried, half-dragged him back to Konoha that he had realized that not only was he weak for going to Orochimaru, but he loved the blonde dobe.
It took Naruto a week to reach the gates of Konoha, and before that he had used the last of his chakra to summon a frog and send him ahead with a message for Tsunade and Sakura to meet them at the gates. Naruto had just stepped inside the gates before Tsunade and Sakura arrived. With a huge smile, Naruto whispered to Sakura, "Sakura-chan, I brought him back." After that, Naruto had passed out.
To say Sasuke was surprised when the Hokage had caught the falling blonde was the understatement of the century. What shocked him even more was when Sakura came up to him and slapped him hard across the face. Then she picked him up and rushed to the hospital with Tsunade, Naruto craddled in the Godaime's arms. When they had reached the hospital, the staff had insisted on treating him first, completely ignoring Naruto. One of the doctors had even gone so far as to say that Tsunade shouldn't waste her time or chakra on the blonde boy in her arms. She had shot the man a glare that put the Uchiha Death Glare to shame. If looks could kill, the man would have been six feet under after suffering a very slow and painful death. Sasuke shuddered just remembering the look.
If Naruto hadn't woken up at that moment, he was sure that the Hokage would have beaten the poor man to a bloody pulp. "Tsunade-baa-chan, you have to heal Sasuke. I hurt him pretty bad and it took me a week to drag him here." Looking down at the boy in her arms, her face softened immediately. "Not until I heal you first, brat." At these words, Naruto began to struggle in her arms. "If you don't heal Sasuke first, I'll run off and join the Akatsuki as soon as I'm healed."
Sasuke's jaw dropped as well as everyone else's that was in the room. Naruto had stopped struggling and was now glaring at the Godaime who was glaring right back. "Fine. Sakura, follow me. Bring Sasuke with you. You three, bring Jirayia, Kakashi, and Iruka here. Tell them it's my orders and if they don't came as fast as they can, then tell them to run as fast and as far as they can because I will hunt them down and castrate them after torturing them very, very, slowly. And if anyone speaks of Sasuke's return you will have an even worst fate than what awaits Jiraiya and Kakashi if they aren't here in the next half hour. And you, go and fetch Shizune, tell her its an emergency and tell her to be ready to heal some broken bones. Now, everyone get back to work. Follow me Sakura." Sakura dumped him into a wheel chair before she followed Tsunade to a private room with two beds.
Sakura easily lifted him into one of the beds while Naruto was gently placed into the other. "Baa-chan, Sasuke first." Tsunade sighed heavily as she turned to glare at Sasuke. He had stared back, his face devoid of all emotion. His cheek still throbbed painfully where Sakura had slapped him. As Sakura began to strip him of his clothing, Tsundae began to gather bandages and ointments and a variety of other medical things. Sakura had just finished stripping him down to his boxers when Shizune arrived.
"Sakura, you take his left arm and ribs, I'll take his legs, and Shizune you take his right arm and ribs. Leave the cuts and bruises for later unless their deep. Take care of the serious injuries, the minor ones we'll bandage and take care of later." Nodding, the three women took their places and began to the slow process of healing his broken bones. Sakura and Shizune finished at roughly the same time and began to clean and bandage his cuts and bruises. As soon as Tsunade had finished healing Sasuke's legs, she went over to Naruto and began to gently remove the blonde's clothing.
Glimpsing Sasuke watching Naruto, Tsunade shot him a glare before puling a curtain across the middle of the room, blocking his view of the blonde boy. After finishing bandaging him up, Shizune went over to help the Godaime with healing Naruto. Sakura helped him into a hospital gown before she started to clean up while keeping an eye on him. Sasuke had stared blankly at the ceiling.
The curtain was pulled back just seconds before the door flew open and Jiriaya and Kakashi rushed in, Iruka walking in calmly behind them. The second his eyes rested on Naruto he turned deathly pale before he rushed over to the heavily bandaged boy. Naruto managed a weak smile before his eyes slid closed. Jirayia, if Sasuke remembered correctly, went over to Tsunade and whispered something to her.
Kakashi had caught sight of him and his single visible eye had widened in shock and disbelief. Sasuke felt his lips twitch into a smirk as he spoke. "The dobe brought me back. The dumbass beat the shit out of me and brought me back." Sasuke gave a bitter laugh as he felt his eyes well up with tears as he thought of all the pain and trouble he had caused his teamates and teacher because of his weakness. Sasuke stared down as his hands, a few tears falling onto them.
For the first time since Naruto had dragged him through the village gates, Sakura spoke to him. "And you call Naruto a dobe. Baka, you aren't weak. If you were, we would have given up on getting you back. But don't expect us to forgive you so easily just 'cause we're happy to have you back." The pink-haired kunoichi gently took his hand. Sasuke barely spoke above a whisper, but Sakura still heard him. "You shouldn't be thanking us. You should thank Naruto, and you need to apologize as well." Sasuke nodded numbly.
A shadow fell over him, causing him to look up. The silver-haired jounin leaned over him, his single eye narrowed as he studied him. Suddenly, his eye curned showing that he was smiling vehind his mask. "You're going to be doing a lot of charity work as well as team missions." Kakashi gave a chuckle before he walked over to Iruka and tried to calm the frantic chunin. When Iruka still didn't calm down, he whispered something into the shorter man's ear that caused him to blush and quiet down instantly.
Stepping on a rather sharp rock, Sasuke was jerked from his memories. Glancing around, he realized he had taken a path that led past the village. Snarling in frustration, Sasuke back tracked, slipping into another memory, a few days after he had come back.
Tsunade would have shipped Sasuke off to prison for a couple of years at least if Naruto hadn't convinced her to give him a different punishment. That was what had led to the gathering of all the villagers that had been old enough to remember what happened fifteen years ago when the Kyuubi had attacked the village. Why only the people from that time were gathered had Sasuke confused. He decided that no one his age was allowed to attend the meeting because Tsunade didn't want opinions like Naruto's, that or she didn't want to deal with the majority of his fan club. He sat in a wheel chair beside the Hokage, his body heavily wrapped in bandages, much like a mummy in appearance.
Sasuke didn't really pay attention to the Godaime's speech, but he did pay attention to some of the things the crowd shouted when she finished her speech. "He shouldn't be punished. The brat needs to be punished. Look what he did to his own teamate." "Yeah, the Uzumaki brat should be punished. It's his fault that Sasuke ran off to Orochamiru." "It's the demon's influence that caused Sasuke-san to make the mistake of joining the Sound." "Uzumaki should be punished." "Yeah, punish the demon brat."
Sasuke stared at the sea of angry faces in utter disbelief. Their anger wasn't directed towards him, but towards Naruto, the person that had brought him back. They even blamed Naruto for his joining the Sound even though Sasuke had made the choice himself. He had nearly killed the Naruto when the dobe had tried to stop him.
Feeling a deadly and muderous aura, Sasuke turned to look at the person on his left who emitted the blood thirsty aura. Sasuke's eyes went wide in fear when he saw that it was Tsunade who was giving off the terrifying and muderous aura. Sasuke had only felt fear towards a few people, and the Fifth Hokage had just become one of them.
The crowd suddenly became deathly silent as they noticed the killer intent that rolled off their leader in wave after suffocating wave. When she spoke her voice was barely even a whisper. "Not only do you break the Third's law, but you have the nerve to tell me to punish the boy that not only risked his life to get to Sasuke, but also brought him back alive?" Tsunade glared at the crowd before a malicous grin broke her stony face. "Alright. Naruto's punishment will be for him to execute his friend, Uchiha Sasuke, in front of the entire village in fornt of the Hokage monument. The execution will take place tomorrow at noon." Sasuke had stared in wide eyed horror at the Fifth Hokage.
The crowd immediately broke into an angry outburst. Tsunade silenced them with a glare before she spoke. "You told me that you wanted me to punish Naruto. Having him kill the very person that he spent two years chaisng after is far more painful than a couple of years in jail. Now, like I've already said, the execution will take place tomorrow at noon. That is my decision, and it's final. Argue, and you will be thrown in jail. This is what you asked for. Everyone is to attend. This meeting is now over." With those final words, she turned her back to the angry crowd and walked off stage. Shizune followed her, pushing Sasuke in front of her. Sasuke didn't say a word.
Time seemed to drag by until it was finally the next day. A little before noon, he found himself on another stage in a wheel chair. His face was completely emotionless and his eyes were dead. A dazed looking Naruto was standing next to him in his usual orange jumpsuit. Silencing the crowd, Tsunade spoke. "Uzumai Naruto, you are here by ordered to execute Uchiha Sasuke. This is at the request of the village that you be punished." Sasuke had turned just in time to see Tsunade wrap Naruto's fingers around the handle of the kunai that would end his life.
Sasuke forced himself to look at Naruto, but he refused to meet his blue eyes. What Naruto did next shockd everyone. He stabbed himself in the hand, then pulled the blade out and stabbed himself in the arm before anyone could stop him. Tsunade had grabbed Naruto's wrist before he could plunge the kunai into his chest. Sasuke stared terrified at the blood dripping from the blonde's limp arm. The kunai fell from Naruto's hand with a dull thud. His eyes were dead as he stared blankly at the crowd.
The sight of Naruto's dull, blue eyes was enough to break his heart. Sakura had rushed onto the stage seconds after Naruto had dropped the kunai. The pink-haired medic-nin immediately began to heal the dazed blonde's wounds. Her vivid green eyes practically glowed with hatred as she took a glance at the crowd. Tsunade had whispered something into her student's ear and moments later, Sakura had carried Naruto away bridal-style.
Sasuke had felt the sudden urge to run as Tsunade's muderous aura encompassed the stage and part of the crowd. When she spoke, her voice was a deadly whisper. "The Fourth and the Third would not have given their lives to protect this village if they knew just how sad and pathetic its citizens were. I would never have agreed to become the Godaime if it wasn't for Naruto. And the only reason I'm still the Hokage after seeing how ungrateful you are, is because of that boy. Your hatred and resentment towards that innocent boy was so larege, you were willing to kill the sole survivor of the Uchiha clan. Now, do you want me to choose a punishment for Sasuke based off of your opinions or do you trust me to decide on a fair punishment?"
No one said a word. Smiling one of those creepy, fake smiles, Tsunade turned to stare at Sasuke. He forced his face to remain smooth and calm as he stared back. He knew better than to glare at the Hokage in front of a large crowd. "I'll place you on a six month probation. During that time, you will accomplish D-rank missions that do not require a three-man team. These missions will be done by you as soon as you recovered enough to start. Don't expect to be paid for these missions either. Other than that, you will have a curfew, an ANBU guarding you at all times, and a few other rules I'll explain to you when you can leave the hospital. Shizune, take him back to his room and stand guard. I'll join you shortly."
As soon as they were out of sight of the crowd, Shizune picked him up and carried him to the hospital. He was in the same room he had been brought in when he first arrived. Sasuke was surprised when he saw Sakura standing next to an unconcious Naruto, her face creased with worry.
Sasuke was pulled from his memories again as he felt a familar chakra pulse. Eyes widening, he jumped into a nearby bush, slicing the pads of his paws on the briars. Peering through the branches, Sasuke was horrifeied when he saw a pair of familar orange clad legs stop in front of him. Holding his breath, Sasuke waited for the blonde to leave.
A/N: Hee hee hee. Evil cliffy. Please review, and remember, this is my first fic. So please don't burn me alive and then roast my corpse.