Ask Team Possible

By Galaxy1001D

Kim Possible and other Disney characters
are © Disney Co.

In a cheerfully lit Disney studio, Kim and Ron sat in directors chairs with Rufus in a tiny director's chair placed on a little table in between them. A large screen displaying Wade slurping soda in his room was on the wall behind them.

"Hi, gang," greeted Kim. "Welcome to the first installment of 'Ask Team Possible.' Here in Middleton we are very excited about the 4th season of Disney's Kim Possible and to celebrate we are going to answer some of the most frequently asked questions by viewers like you." She nodded to Ron, who stared at the teleprompter and took up the narrative.

"While we were filming the 4th season we asked for e-mails from our viewers who may have questions about the show…" Ron squinted at the teleprompter, and then gave up. "Well, it's the end of the year, and lets see what you came up with. Wade, the first question, please."

The image of Wade behind them spoke. "Okay, here is a question from Bartholomew Simpson of Springfield. It reads 'Dear Kim, on the show you are depicted as the smallest and slimmest cheerleader on the squad. No offense, but you don't appear to be very muscular. How do you throw grown men around like rag dolls while fighting crime?'"

"Ah," said Kim. "An excellent question. The answer's quite simple, really. I'm a Slayer."

"As in Buffy the Vampire Slayer," added Ron.

"If you want to know what a Slayer is you can check out the Wilkopedia site or watch seven seasons of Buffy's show, whichever is easier," said Kim.

"You never saw us fight any vampires on our show," said Ron, "because we wiped out all the bloodsuckers in Upperton, Middleton, and Lowerton before our first episode."

"It was no big," said Kim with false modesty. "We just fought them during the daytime. Sunlight kills them." She snapped her fingers in dismissal.

"For seven years Buffy has been doin' it the hard way," winked Ron.

"Okay guys," announced the image of Wade. "Here is a question from Richard Grayson of Gotham City. It's for Ron. The question is 'Ron, what does your Mystical Monkey Power actually do?'"

"Hmm, good question," mused Ron.

"Hmm," Rufus put his paw on his chin in thought.

"I've seen you survive a five-story fall onto solid concrete without getting hurt," offered Kim. "That sounds like magic to me."

"Oh, yeah," agreed Ron, stroking his chin thoughtfully. "Oh! I can eat an entire naco in one gulp without choking on it!" He gestured with his hands for emphasis. "That's gotta be pretty special!"

"It's hard to say," shrugged Kim, somewhat embarrassed. "So far this Mystical Monkey Power just seems to augment and amplify his natural Ron-ness."

"Just makes a good thing better," agreed Ron, leaning back in his chair with his hands behind his head.

"All right guys," said the huge image of Wade on the back wall. "This next question may be a little personal. It's from Mary Jane Parker of New York City. It reads 'What happened to Zita Flores? She was Ron's girlfriend, but she was only in two episodes. Where did she go?'"

"That's a good question," said Ron, eyeing Kim suspiciously. "Where did she go?"

"Hey, don't look at me!" Kim held up her hands in denial.

"Umm, guys?" Kim, Ron, and Rufus turned to look at the image of Wade behind them. "I think I can shed some light on things. Let's look at some clips."

Wade pushed a button and his image disappeared to be replaced by a view of Ron and Zita in a movie theater, kissing. The romantic movie they are watching is replaced by the visage of Wade in his room.

Wade: Ron! Kim needs you, she's waiting outside!

Ron: Gotta go, Zita, duty calls!

Zita: Grrrr!

A second scene was displayed of Ron and Zita in Club Banana. Ron was holding up a jacket.

Ron: I don't know, do you think Kim would like this for her birthday?

Zita: That jacket is more expensive than what you bought me for my birthday.

Ron: Hey, I know it's expensive, but Kim's worth it.

Zita: Grrrr!

A third scene was displayed, this time, showing Ron and Zita walking in a residential neighborhood carrying schoolbooks.

Zita: So, Ron, do you want to come over to my house and study? (wink, wink)

Ron: Nah, I'm heading to KP's place. She promised to help me with my homework.

Zita: I could help you with your homework…(wink, wink)

Ron: Thanks Zita, but this is math, and I really need an "A".

Zita: Grrrr!

The screen once again displayed Wade, who covered his face with one hand and shook his head. Kim looked away and blushed guiltily. Rufus stared at Ron with a pained expression on his tiny bucktoothed face. Ron scratched his head and appeared lost in thought.

"So what did happen to Zita?" asked Ron. "Things seemed to be goin' good and she just flaked on me." Rufus smacked his little forehead with his paw in frustration.

"Umm, yeah…" gulped Wade, clearing his throat. "This next question is from Jimmy Kirk of Riverside, Iowa. He writes 'Dear Kim and Ron, you are two healthy teenagers of opposite genders who can leave the country without a chaperone at a moment's notice. Have you ever used those opportunities for romantic liaisons?'"

"'Romantic liaisons'?" Ron scratched his head in befuddlement. "'Opportunities'? What is he talking about?"

"I think that he's trying to find a rated 'G' way to ask if we ever 'do it' on missions," offered Kim.

"Do what?" asked Ron. "Save the world? We do that all the time, and we're proud of it."

"No, 'do it'," Kim made air quotes for emphasis. "As in, make the beast with two backs…" She blushed and made vague gestures in the air.

"Wha? We've never fought a beast with two backs…" protested Ron.

Rufus made a high-pitched noise that sounded like, "oh brother…"

"No," Kim shook her head patiently. "You, know, 'do the nasty'?"

Ron gave her a blank look of innocent ignorance.

Kim leaned over and whispered in Ron's ear.

"Oh," he said, listening intently. "OH!" His eyes became as wide as saucers. His face became pale, then beet red, and then sly.

"Yeah," nodded Kim, leaning back in her chair in concern.

"Well," announced Ron, "to answer this question, we are going to turn it over to our pocket chaperone, Rufus. Take it away buddy!"

The camera closed up on the naked mole rat chattering away unintelligibly. When he was done, the camera exposed Kim, Ron, and Wade smiling at each other mischievously while Rufus grinned proudly.

"Well Jimmy," said Kim. "I hope that answers your question."

Wade's image on the monitor spoke up. "Well, that's all the time we have, join us again on our next installment of 'Ask Team Possible'."

Ron leaned over and whispered to Kim. "Seriously though, what did happen to Zita Flores?"

END