Limericks on Gurren Lagann, part 2

Nia

Nia once was a frilly young girl

Till the day that she chopped off her curls

Now we're willing to bet

That she makes Simon sweat,

Though her cooking makes Rossiu hurl.

Kittan

Kittan has an unusual mech

A banana shaped ship at his beck

Take that with Simon's drill

Be as low as you will

What would Freud say if he could come back?

Lord Genome

Lord Genome once thought he could play

with his daughters, then throw them away

But Nia's got the last laugh

'cause he looks pretty daft

As a head all afloat in jell-ay

The Dai-Gurren Brigade

Dai-Gurren Brigade's reach is far

It's drill pierces through to the stars

E'en with villains about

If you doubt them they'll shout

Who the hell do you think that we are?

Unlucky in Love

Every man Yoko kissed met his end

So she decided this problem to mend

Now she strictly snogs girls

With this cautionary rule

That they're carefully chained to her bed

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Author's note: Lord Genome was written entirely by Quercus, and the last three lines of Kittan. I failed to recognize her for Viral and the last line of Leeron in the first chapter as well. They were a collaborative effort, mostly on a long and boring plane ride. As you know, if you read this far, the rating had to go up a bit for this one, but explicit behavior is really the whole fun with limericks, after all. Happy (almost) St. Patrick's Day!

PS: The Yoko poem was inspired by an offhand comment by a friend on Yoko's kiss of death, and how the trauma must have turned her lesbian. Apparently.