AN. Hello Everyone! What's Up? I have decided to start a Note Passing story!
Some chapters may be Im-ing, but most chapters will be passing notes.
This chapter is just some craziness, that was in my head last night.
This chapter is based on this sentence by Bella "Bugs Bunny spiked my apple juice!"
Sorry but I am crazy, and I have decided to show the world!
Bella is italic
Edward is underlined and italic
Alice is bold
Emmett is bold and underlined
Rosalie is bold italic
Jasper is underlined, italic, bold
All minor characters are normal
(In Bio Class)
Hey Eddie!
Hello Bella.
No exclamation point? :(
I have been talking to you all day Bella.
Hmmp! :(
Hello Bella!
Yayaayayayayayayayayayyyyyyy!
you are mfvitwfwtihel!
What?
sigh You are my favorite vampire in the whole frikin world that I have ever loved!
You have loved other vampires?
Stop ruining her fun!
Hi Alice!
Hello Alice.
(Mike) Hey Bella. You wanna go out with me this Friday?
Ahhhhhhhhh! Bugs Bunny spiked my apple juice!
Bella you said that out loud.
hahahahahahahahahahaa! Nice one! High Five!
So you wanna?
Get away evil bunny, before I smite you with my Legendary Sword! Huzzah!
Is Bells on drugs?
Stop calling her "Bells" and go away before I let her "smite you with her legendary sword."
You spiked my apple juice evil Bugs Bunny, and you will pay! I will... give your eye a paper cut!
(She shoves the paper in Mike's face.)
GO AWAY MIKE!
Fine I don't like you anyway! Com'n Bells!
"The evil Bunny is bugging me! And he keeps calling me Bells!"
Get away before I smite you!
Bella stop being stupid!
Don't call my fiancee stupid!
Yeah stupid meanie head! Smite, smite smite smite smite!
(Bella pokes Mike in the eye with her pencial at every smite.)
My eye my eye!
Baby! Baby! Baby!
(At Cullen's House. Living room)
Edward. Why is Bella creeping down the stairs?
I tend to not ask questions I don't want the answer to.
Bella!
Chill Edward! She was low enough. She isn't hurt. I have seen plenty of humans jump over the railing of the stairs like that.
Bella why are you creeping around like that?
Bugs Bunny spiked my apple juice!
(Emmett walks in)
Bugs Bunny! OOOHHHH NOOOOO! Don't spike my apple juice again!
Grrrrrr Emmett!
I didn't do anything! I swear! Bella is not high! Just insane!
Dark room! Scary room! Poking people! AHHHHHHHH!
Great evil Orange! Just great! Now Cherry is hyperventilating!
Orange? Cherry?
Yes, and Rose is Raspberry, you are Lemon, Jasper is Apple.
OOOOOKKKKKKAAAAAYYYYYY TTTTTTHHHHEEEEEENNNNN!!
I'm what? Apple?
Hahahahahahahahaha!
So Lemon I dare you to eat a banana!
No way in hell!
Awwwww Com'n!
I willllllllll!!
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
... ugh!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
Ew Gross!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
YYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!
Com'n Lime!
Lime?
Meeeeee! I'm Lime and you are Lemon!
Awww that's cute!
Raspberry?!
...Mmmmmmaaaaaayyyyyyyybbbbbbbbeeeeeee
And you said that I was going crazy!
We are changing personalitys! Bella's crazy, Rosalie is nice, Emmett is being daring, Edward is being quiet, and Jasper is staring into space! What has the world come to!
(Suddenly Bella and Rose slap Alice)
It's what they do in the movies! It's what they do in the movies! High seven!
High seven? How do you do that?
Quote from Family Fued- Name something that comes in sevens. - Fingers!
hahahahahahahaahahaha!
LOL
Lol? What has the world come to?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Fine! IcnbtyhsdttloMNaJSateLwhni!
What?
I can not believe that you have stooped down to the level of Mike Newton, and Jessica Stanely, and the evil Lauren whatever-her-name-is!
Long sentence.
I have a longer one. yatbvvbvvotepailybabababababababawneneneneneslynwstydos!
??
you are the... um i don't remember.
hahahahahahahaha!
Fine! ItMNitcmepotwpaitthsfohhadiapohbapbihhothwaibbathiapfocagws!
I think Mike Newton is the cruelest most evil person on the whole planet and i think that he should fall on his head and drown in a pool of his blood and puke before i hit him on the head with a iron baseball bat and then throw him in a pool full of crocodiles and great white sharks!
Wow even longer sentence. I luv it though! And You!
Whatever! Don't be a poopy dog head! Luv you too!
Lemon is a poopy dog head!
Asylum
Dark room! Scary room! Poking people! AHhHHHHHH!
Whatever Eddie I am going to bed.
Don't call me Eddie!
I can call you whatever I want! Eddie, Eddy, Ed, Special Ed, and Sex Ed! Ha!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I just lost that nickname now you have brought it back!
Sob sob sob sob sob!
Baby!
Baby
Baby!
Baby!
LUV YOU THOUGH!
I LUV YOU TOO!
What the Effing Hell?! How Did YOU GET THE PAPER WHY ARE YOU AT OUR HOUSE AND WHY DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LOVE ME...MIKE?!11
I DIDN'T SAY I LUVED YOU! SHIFTY EYES
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! MIKE LUVS MY FIANCE!!
I LUV YOU EDWARD! MAYBE WE CAN HAVE A THREE WAY RELATIONSHIP! YOU, ME AND BELLA! I LUV YOU BOTH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
SCARY!!
SCARY!!
SCARY!!
SCARY!!
COM'N YOU KNOW YOU LUV ME!!
GOTTA GO!!
GOTTA GO!!
AN. Sorry, I know this is stupid, but the next chapters will be a lot funnier!
So I came up with this idea, because I was watching
The Soup Presents Chicks Man Whacked Out Women On Tv, and There was
Tila Tequila on A Shot Of Love 2 With Tila Tequila, and I thought
wouldn't it be funny if Mike was in love with both Bella and Edward?
The next chapter, will be in note form, and will be about Newton's Man Crush. LOL
Some of the things Bella does in the next chapter and in this chapter are things that I have done.
Such as the stairs, the Bugs Bunny thing, The fruit nicknames, the made up IM lingo, and
the smiting of MIke Newton.
If anyone cares enough, I couldn't fall asleep, and I was up so late last night.
I had read Pens and Sharpies, and I was laughing and jumping up and down, and
I kept saying "How is it possible for you to fall on you face and butt at the same time?"
and "How can you fall flat on you face? Wouldn't most people put their hands out, and wouldn't
you nose kinda prevent that?" Then I would laugh hysterically. I get laugh at everything
when I get tried. It is pretty weird.
I am Lime and you are my minions!