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 Author has written 12 stories for Twilight. My stories will be on hold for a while. I will continue writing, but I will only be able to add chapters and new stories when I go on the computer at someone elses house, or my mom let's me get on the internet on my laptop which isn't going to be very often so please just deal with it, and don't stop reading my stories! Name- Brittany Nicole S Nicknames- Binny, Bunny, Britt (Sources- Binny- Friend Kendal, she came up with Bittny, and she didn't like it so she changed it to Binny. Bunny- Bff Ambrosia. She says that I am always hyper and hopping around like a bunny. Britt- Just a shortening of my name.) Age- I'm going into seventh grade this year! Hair Color- A kinda blondish, redish, brownish color. It's mostly golden blonde, with a tiny touch of brown, and in the sun it looks like it has red in it. Note- This is natural! Eye Color- Blue Height- Only 5'1 1/2" (Just in case it's five feet, and one and a half inches.) Favorite Color- Red (deep red) Black, and silver (Like real silver, not that ugly gray stuff that they put in crayon boxes and call silver. THAT"S NOT SILVER!) Extras- I am an A student, I wanna be an ER nurse, I suck at sports, I just a little bit more graceful than Bella, I hate phony people, I love Italian food, before this year I never had a male teacher, I'm gonna change my name as soon as I can, I wanna dye my hair cool colors, and I am super hyper at night (along with hungry(?)) Okay, just in case you can't read it, my current avatar says... "Forever," He agreed and then gently pulled us into deeper water. WTF! The sun, hot on the bare skin of my back, woke me in the morning. I might change it though to... I'm having trouble excepting the fact that Jasper Hale is a fictional character. As you can tell I am obsessed with Alice and Jasper. NOTE TO ALL EDWARD HATERS! GET OFF THIS PROFILE, BEFORE I PROVOKE THE VOLTURI AND BLAME YOU!! VERY LAST CHANCE!! ... VAMPIRES ARE REAL!! What the hell?! I'm out of luck! Why did I have to be born with blonde hair? Why did I promise to never dye my hair? (BTW, I would dye it black, cuz Jasper is my melody.) Breaking Dawn is the best book in the Twilight series yet. It is fantastic, and I read it in 11 hours. Read it and enjoy! Favorite Books- Upon a Midnight clear, Underworld, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Demon's Kiss, Vampire Interrupted, Dream Chasers, Cold As Ice, Twilight Vows, Run from Twilight, All My Patients Are Under The Bed, The Host, Acheron Favorite Movies-Underworld, Resident Evil 1, 2, & 3, Dawn Of the Dead, Day Of The Dead, Titanic, Pride & Prejudice, along with any horror movie made. Favorite shows- E Vet Interns, Family Guy, Futurama, Jackass and South Park.(My grandma should watch South Park. LOL She would freak!) Favorite radio stations-Rock 104.5 and Alyss 96.5 favorite Authors-Stephanie Meyers, Lyndsay Sands, Maggie Shayne, Sherrilyn Kenyon Favorite singers, and Bands- My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, Pink, Hinder, Carrie Underwood, Kelly Clarkson, Within temptation, Sixx: A.M., Death Cab For Cutie, Puddles Of Mudd, Three Days Grace, Finger Eleven, Type O Negative, The Orphans, Apocalyptica, Avril Lavigne, Blue October, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet For My Valentine, Creed, Dark Light, Depeche Mode, Fergie, Fuel, Godhead, Godsmack, In This Moment, Incubus, INXS, Jesse McCartney, Killswitch, Lacuna Coil, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Machine Head, Mastodon, Motorhead, Mushroomhead, Neurosonic, Over The Under, Queen Of The Damned, Queens Of The Stone Age, Raconteurs, Rockstar, She Wants Revenge, Slipknot, The Smiths, Stabbing Westward, Static X, Tenacious D, Thirty Seconds To Mars, Tool, Twelve Year Silence, Punk Goes Acoustic, and The Bella Cullen Project. Also Counting Crows, Ashlee Simpson, Faith Hill, Richard Marx (Only the song Hazard), Hoobastank, Green Day, and Smash Mouth. Why I'm Unique- I love snakes and being scared. Scary movies are the best, vampire books, and movies and really cool. I go on roller coasters just so I can scream, I like video games, even though I suck at them, and I love black, silver, and red. I like having arguments with people that irritate me, and I can be really sweet until then. Favorite Couples-Rosalie and Emmett, Alice and Jasper, Bella and Edward, Rose and Jack, Seth and Vixen, Jack and Topaz, Leta and Aidan, Selene and Michael, Marguerite and Julius, Simone and Xypher, Elizabeth and John, Rachel and Donovan, Melanie and Jared, Wanda and Ian, Acheron and Soteria (Ash and Tory) Hottest Male Characters- Jasper, Reaper, Seth, Aidan, Michael, Julius, Xypher, Christian, Edward, Donovan, Jack, Jack Heart, Ian, Kyle, Emmett, Jacob, Jared, Jeb, Walter, Wes, Jamie, Doc, Acheron -Ash- (Ack~ee~rahn) Favorite female Characters- Rosalie, Alice, Rose, Vixen, Topaz, Leta, Selene, Marguerite, Simone, Elizabeth, Rachel, Mary, Bella, Wanda (Wanderer), Melanie, Soteria (Tory) Favorite Word to Say Repeatedly- Blubber, Frothy, and Clairvoyant My Favorite Quote- Karma's a bitch, don't let it bite you in the ass. Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over pinning you beneath it. At night the ice weasels come. Random Quotes: "I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." -Twilight "The one thing worse than a boy that hates you: a boy that loves you." -The Book Thief Andy: Oh, come on, Arthur. Arthur: I don't want to hear it, Andy. Andy: Jesus Christ. Arthur: He doesn't want to hear it either. -The Book Thief "So much good, so much evil. Just add water." -The Book Thief "Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's like a hit and run thing." -Me Alternate (Edward does turn men gay, but he's not gay with them. It's a hit and run thing) "I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide: SOF "And when we blow ourselves up, I'll be safe in my padded room and warm in my pretty white jacket." -Me "Rowr!" -Fang-MaximumRide: SOF You know you need a boyfriend when fictional characters look hot! "Don't go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." -Anonymous "A crush is getting flustered around a cute boy. Infatuation is noticing how cute that one curl in his usually straight hair is. Obsession is knowing his whole schedule. Stalking, well, that's just one step away from K-I-S-S-I-N-G in a tree." Go to http:///index.cfm I'm generally out-of-it, not paying attention, and singing the most bizarre songs at the most unusual times. I'm oblivious to everything, laid back, and tend to say things that make no sense. ("I feel like a piece of paper that has just been rubbed away at by a big pink eraser...kind of soft, and fluffy...but not fluffy, and still raw...") ("Hey guys...I'm hiding for the time being, do you mind if I hang out with you? Thanks. Hiding from what? -shrugs- I'm not sure. I just feel like hiding.") ("Don't worry Mr...erm, whatever-your-name-is. Sorry about that, don't take it personally. I can't remember my own name half the time.") I read at what is considered an insanely fast pace. It only takes me a few hours to read Twilight. I am an insomniac. And sometimes I think I might actually be really, honestly, crazy I have insomnia! Even if I go to bed at like 11:00 PM, I still can't fall asleep until like 4:00 AM. Not that I try that hard. Unless you count watching TV and listening to music, and reading trying to fall asleep? :) :) :) :) :) I am nocturnal and proud! If my laptop had internet, I would probably be on this website 24/7. I love this wepsite, and the lastest I have ever stayed up is 39 hours straight. Noon one day, (say the 10th.) to 3:00 AM. (Say the 12th)! I'm Strange Maybe even crazy, but there is never a dull moment. I have stared into space, for 10 consecutive minutes, without hearing a word of what the people around me were saying! Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide. I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste. If you support the 'Make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club, C&P I find "good morning" contradictory My heart? Yeah. Not a playground. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? (me: huh? oh, take that!) Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon I think I could be madly in like with you Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips! Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot! (me: hell yeah!) Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...) Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..." One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car. A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumb ass?" (me: or New Legs much?") A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!! A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass. It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe) If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the play list songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. crazy is if you were pink and people call you goth then you say emmets going to come and get you. Crazy is eating something gross, and gag, and then trying it again. Crazy is when you lose at a game of checkers with yourself, more than twice. Crazy is if you cry about a pair of lost pants, and then never wear them again. If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! 92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P! If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste! If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste. If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile 93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, ty101, Blood Struck Rose The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile My Friend Bryan's Quotes During every second of awkwardness, a gay baby is born. (Me: No offence)...Stan was just born. Canada is out to get us! They are trying to lull us into a false sense of security with their brain-washing bacon. Then they attack. Let's play truth or dare!.. I dare you to to make out! My Quotes! (Insanity ensues) Insanity ensues! And I am their leader! (I had eaten a starburst, with chocolate milk) Ew that is disgusting! I almost gagged. Kendal give me another starburst, and where is my chocolate milk. I need to try this again! Me: Somebody shoot me with a stick. Someone: How do you do that? And where the hell am I supposed to get a stick?! My comeback for any comebacks: Wow your comebacks suck! I'll leave you to wallow over your suckishness. SE: Stop! It's my turn to try! Give me the ball! SE: No! I was in line before y... Me: AAAAHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Whatever! Your just a.. a.. a buttface! Yeah hah! Your a buttface, Meany-head! SE: It's 2:30 am. Don't you think you should go to sleep now? Me: Nuh uhhhh! I'm nocturnal and you have to live with it. My mind is like a radio station. Constantly, it is either filled with voices, or music. My stomach has different sections. The dinner section is full, but the dessert, and drink sections are still empty. My view is not of others minds. Robert Pattinson is not, I repeat not! Edward Cullen, and I think a good Edward would be the main guy from the Tuck Everlasting book. Robert Pattinson, just doesn't contain the right essence, and he doesn't look mature enough. He looks like he's too young to play Edward. And Alice looks like that chick from that one episode of Buffy. What is the world coming too! Try to read this! jay anmae aids brisxttasgnay naiclaoalle ahjsndd ianj laingke chaocoolajtefj! Translation: My name is Brittany Nicole, and I like chocolate! My mind works in odd ways! ItMNiaptswddBbhddtfil...atbtifoat! Hahahahahaahahahaha translation: I think Mike Newton is a poor tortured soul who doesn't deserve Bella, but he does deserve to fall in love... and then be thrown in front of a train! hahahahahahahahahaha I don't cry. I lasted through Steel Magnolias, Fried Green Tomatoes, Romeo & Juliet, and then stupid things like Polly Anna, Samantha an American Girl Holiday, and that weird movie about that cat with nine lives. Tomasina or something. But at the same time, I cry when watching Animal Cops, and E-vet interns, and I cried during New Moon, and the Titanic. Only animals, and people who are in love, being wretchedly torn apart can make me cry. I'm crazy I know it! I'm crazy, you love it! My grandmothers bedroom, looks like the Cullen's living room. Nothing but white. My room looks like Bella's room. From the quilt, to the rocking chair. My former bedroom, looks like Alice's would if she were on drugs. From a princessy fluffy comforter, to green paint, a display cabinet with music boxes, and weird colored wood dressers. Is Alice on drugs? Any OOC people, reread the book! I did, and now I think my stories are stupid! Breaking Dawn Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors." Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?" Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you." Emmett: "Oooo, scary." Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" Charlie: "Bells, we're up to bat." Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating." Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?" Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you." Edward: "Oops." Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out." Edward: "Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away." Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes." Edward: "You look so guilty—like you've committed a crime." Sam: "This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area." Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead." Jasper: "I can't understand. I can't bear this." Seth: "You'll hurt her. Let her go." Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome." Jacob: "I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!" Bella: "Should I be afraid?" This song is awesome! Isn't that like totally an Edward song? For any of the books. Any of them! It's really sad, but really good huh? I love it, but when my step-dad used to play it, I always used to cry. He has so much emotion in his voice. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell four letter words, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If short people will one day rule the world copy and past this onto your profile. If you too are in love with a fictional vampire named Edward Cullen and unashamed to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like copying and pasting these copy paste things than copy and paste this to your profile. If you have never noticed anything really stupid in a movie and started laughing about it, copy this onto you profile. (First I didn't notice that Rose and Jack had sex in the car, in Titanic, until the second time I watched the movie. Also I didn't notice that Willow, from Buffy, was a lesbian, until the Buffy-bot said she was gay in season five. It once took me, two weeks to figure out how to unhook this one bra I had. Pretty bad. ) If you have ever laughed evilly, or typed Mwhahaha, Bwahahaha, or any other variation, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have insomnia, and are proud, copy this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with music, pm me your top three list, and copy this onto your profile. If you have ever used "the scary voice" copy this onto your profile. If you understood what I was talking about copy this onto your profile. If it has taken you, longer than a week to figure something out, copy this onto your profile. If you think rap, hip-hop, folk, and oldies music is irritating and should be shoved into a toilet, and flushed, copy this onto your profile. If your parents are considering you move into a asylum, copy this onto your profile. ...If you are excited about said move, copy this onto your profile. If you can remember how to spell alleviate, and other strange words, but forget how to spell sense, copy this onto your profile. If you do the same thing, but with met (or is it meet? No.) copy this onto your profile. If you love music, copy this and My songs, The Reason by Hoobastank, and Hazard by Richard something-rather onto your profile. French is the best- you can say weird things, and nobody knows what your talking about! Some Of my favorite songs. I know I have a long profile. Pieces Of Me by Ashlee Simpson Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows Not Ready To Make Nice by Dixie Chicks Behind Blue Eyes by Limp Bizkit Hand In My Pocket by Alanis Morissette I love those songs. I have pushed on a door that says PULL or vice versa I have told someone else to push on a door that says PULL or vice versa just for the fun of it I have fallen up the stairs at least twice a day!! XD I have tripped over a solid, flat surface for no apparent reason I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs I have started laughing for no reason I have tried to explain why I was laughing, but was laughing too hard I have tried to stop laughing uncontrollably, and ended up laughing harder I have laughed at someone who insulted me I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile MAAAYYBEEEEE . I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Ninety-eight 98 percent of teenagers have either drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent that hasn't, post this on your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Vampire Apple, Akatsuki Reverie,EmoLollipop, Blood Struck Rose Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Nobody can even understand me, because I talk to fast when talking about Twilight. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. I'm A Rock girl and I'm stinking to it. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. Don't the kids realize that the rabbit gave them the trix in the first place?! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that doesn’t, copy and paste this in your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you fall to your knees in a popular store laughing about how every one of the preps that just left looked exactly alike.Crazy is when you spend 8 hours looking through 128 pages of Twilight avatars.. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony... lol If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (how old were you when you were born?) If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Blood Struck Rose If you have ever started screaming because you were mad because a character in a book was being stupid, or oblivious copy this onto your profile. If you hate irony, copy this onto your profile. I live in Nevada, and I hate the heat, and when it is super sunny. I love the rain and overcast. If you have ever started crying over something, and then laughing super hard, copy this onto yur profile. If you have ever started laughing because you were crying, copy and paste this. If you are slightly twisted copy this onto your profile. I read a book, and I tried to tell my mom that in it, this girl almost got her head cut off, and that the same girl had once pushed her maid down the stairs, because the maid hadn't killed the girl's newborn baby like she had been ordered to, but I couldn't because I had started to laugh really hard. Another time I started laughing in Science class, because I had to say "He had multiple seizures, and died in the hallway." (It was a fake investigation project about Cholera.) I have laughed, in the middle of a dead silent classroom, and when asked why, I replied "I drew a picture of a fish." and then showed my teacher, and she said it looked more like the ocean and I replied "It's an up close picture. It's the scales." Then laughed really hard. That was last year, in sixth grade. I have laughed in the middle of the movie Scream. And once during Saw. But it was a really stupid thing. I have friends who are from 9-20. I laughed at the 20 year old because he watched Saw and it gave him nightmares. If you love scary movies, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever just sat on the bathroom floor, for over an hour, copy and paste this onto your profile. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile Stupid, stupid people. I mean hello! Just because you've never met a person, and just because that person hasn't been born yet, doesn't stop the fact that it is murder. I Am Lilly My name is Lilly Not Mine Child Abuse Her dad was a drunk She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART. This is so sad: I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Pick the ones that fit you (got this from ChristinaAngel's profile, ones in bold fit me) I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS If you randomly blurt out lyrics to a song by your favorite artist, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here, then add the artist's name in parenthesis: Moonlight Music Mistress (Three Days Grace and Cascada),ChristinaAngel (Cascada and Christina Aguilera) , Blood Stuck Rose (Pink, In This Moment, Green Day, and pretty much any rock song at any random time) If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.(I could totally do this if there weren't such things like homework and school) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. 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If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you are past insane, crazy, psycho, and just plain weird copy and paste this to you pro. If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page. ()() Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!) If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, of The Hills religiously, never have, and never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again? If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(when I do it with other people around me they think I'm crazy!Hmm..I wonder why?) If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. Definitely me without a doubt. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.I've done both several times. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(they have the problem not me, k?) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.I already got bebo do I really need to get myspace and facebook as well? If you randomly sing this part of Umbrella, copy and paste this into your profile and write your name down:"Under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, ehe, under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, ehe , ehe," Mystical Pearl, MaxWing,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel, Blonde-and-Volatile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. RULES FOR LIFE AT HOGWARTS (for Muggleborns only. The Pureblood's won't get it. SUCK ON THAT, MALFOY!!XD)! 2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one. 3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 4) I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office. 5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class 6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss 7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda. 8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar. 9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy. 10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month" 11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals. 12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches. 13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball. 14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!" 15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm. 16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor. 17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental. 18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends". 20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want. 21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!" 23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. (Highly inappropriate, albeit very funny.) 24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom. 25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate. 26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway. 27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls. 28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. 29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" 30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. 31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife. 32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant. 33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween. 34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur. 35) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously. 36) "Ya'll check this shit out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental 37) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort. 38) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy. (He will take you up on it.) 39) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy. 40) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 41) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time". If you hate animal abuse, child abuse, any kind of abuse at all. If you hate homophobia, sexist views, racist views, any kind of un-equality. If you hate how others look upon you and say 'bah, no use at all' If you hate it when people say 'a girl can't fight' If you hate it when people say 'he's a guy, that is the only reason' If you hate feeling crushed when you stand up for what you believe is right. If you hate when people look upon you and only see your face. If you hate when people find pleasure in the pain of others, though you do as well. And last, if you hate when someone undermines and underestimates the mentally retarded or ill. Add your name to the list. "You say tomato...I say fuck you." "We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?" I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein “You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown “He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown "Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again "Dance my little puppets, Dance!" - God IF YOU EVERS: If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is if you've falen while going UP stairs and brought some down with you and the started laughing at THEM...and then yourself later. Crazy is going up to some random person and saying "Are you Fruity?" or "How does it feel to be a fruit loop?" If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?" A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water! Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles... I worked hard for that pack... Ahhh he's eating them!! Now he's throwing them at me... Call 911!! At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.(I love this one!) 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,"There's no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! -If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover,kellancullen,LORiDERR, Blonde-and-Volatile -If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile -If you are a complete and utter thrill seeker who thrives off roller-coasters and being dropped from insane heights to have a major adreneline rush, copy this into your profile. -If you've ever gone so fast on a boat while on a blow up sea-doo that the sea-doo has burst beneath you and you ended up doing multiple cartwheels on the waters surface that could have easily resulted in a broken limb and then laughed it off as you nearly drowned, copy this into your profile. 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 92 percent of teen agers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. put this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you've ever tripped when there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign copy this into your pro if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro Emo Quotes- The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. I cry for the time that you were almost mine, I cry for the memories I've left behind, I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new, I cry for the times I thought I had you Not all scars show, not all wounds heal Sometimes you can't always see The pain someone feels Whats the sense of wishing for something when I always just wish it away? Every night i talk to the stars pretending its you.. it acts just like you tho.. far away and never replies to my questions Why do people tell you to believe in what you want to but then tell you not to believe in the one true thing you do believe in? Times a precious thing to waste, but friends are more precious Kiss me im emo! The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom. Do not assume that he who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. His life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that remains far beyond yours. Were it otherwise, he would never have been able to find these words. More About Emo Close enough to punk and rock Emo is now know for it's more emotional state of mind. Instead of the anger hard-core way of expressing one-self , Emo (short for emotional) has taken a new tole on the twentith century of expressing yourself. From the music with strong emotion and feeling, unlike hard rock or this is more of an alternative way to let your feeling be known.Emo is not only a classification or a type of music it's also taken over the way one expresses themself by dressing. It includes the tighter fiting pants to the dyed-black or dark hair with it covering your face. The longer hair in front with the spikes in the back is also a more Emo- or emotional look to dressing. Emo is also being known as for the hot emo guys and emo girls kissing. From pictures all on the web to the music videos. Hot emo girl to girl and well as hot emo guy to guy is becoming more and more adventurous and more open concluding; Emo meaning being comfortable with oneself. Its a more direct way of altering the feelings one has without words, just emotion. Some say music is not a type of music. That it is more of a fashion and a way of feeling, hence the emotional. Just recently people have been considering emo to be a genre or music.. Taking back Sunday is one of the many bands people consider to be emo. Wondering why everyone hates emo? Not all emo people are cry babies or sucidial. Many emo kids come from families which are having serious issues whether it being money issues or what have you What is emo to mean to you? Send us what it means to you and we will add your description. Links- Edward's Bracelet in Fallen Angel- http:///order1428b.html Bella's Bracelet In Fallen Angel http:///order1428b.html Bella's hair on the date in Fallen Angel Hope you enjoy my stories! Twilight If you suffer from AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder., copy this in your profile. If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile If you truly believe Edward is real and wont let anyone tell you different, copy this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. If you wish you had a big brother like Emmett, copy this into your profile. If you when you have a child, you'd consider naming it after a character in Twilight, copy this into your profile. Friends A good friend would bail you out of jail, Your Best friend would be in jail with you saying dude that was AWSOME! good friend will pick you up when you fall... You Best friend will fall on his/her butt laughing at you A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" Quotes “Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.” ~Eleanor Roosevelt "The best way out is always through" ~Robert Frost. “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” ~Edgar Allen Poe “So much of me is made of what I learned from you.” ~Wicked: A New Musical “Life is an ugly awful place not to have a best friend” ~Someone Like You (Sarah Dessen) “A true friend is a promise you keep forever.” ~Someone Like You (Sarah Dessen) “I learned that strength is something you choose” ~I Learned From You (Miley Cyrus) "Pants = Love" - Forever in Blue (Anna Brashaers) "When life offers you a dream far beyond your expectation, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end." ~Bella Swan “I'll love you forever, every day of forever." ~Bella Swan “You said to us once before, that there was a time to turn back if we wanted to. We’re with you whatever happens.” ~From Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince “Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past" ~Animal Farm “If you are so busy resenting what they did or didn’t do, you will not be able to hear anything they say.” ~?? Life and love can be unpredictable, but that's part of the fun. It may not be easy to take that point of view right away, but keep your sense of humor ready. Soon you'll see how these events were supposed to happen. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell four letter words, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If short people will one day rule the world copy and past this onto your profile. If you too are in love with a fictional vampire named Edward Cullen and unashamed to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like copying and pasting these copy paste things than copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, minimeyer, BellaandEdwardLover, Blonde-and-Volatile If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile I like pie- Ooo! SHINEY!! If you are random and proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile. :) :D :P B) BD BP If you like making smileys, copy and paste this into your profile If you are single and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile...copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile If you forgot your phone number when some one asked for it copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom, Raven theBeautifulDisaster, dark-vampire-fetish, Sayosia, minimeyer, Blonde-and-Volatile, If you look every guy in the face to see if he'll imprint on you like the werewolves or love you at first sight like the vampires, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're really smart in school subjects but have absolutely no common sense, copy this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at the sky, the T.V., the computer, or any other inanimate device, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy) crystalwolfberri (Kratos: ToS, Kaito: MMPPP, TK: Digimon Adventure 02) Edward's Cantante (Edward Cullen, duh... Prince Caspian, Seth from Wicked Lovely, Roger from Rent, ), minimeyer (Edward Cullen – duh, Avi How to ruin my summer vacation), BellaandEdward (Edward Cullen obviously, Jean-Luc from The Undead Next Door, he is the sweetest old Vampire I have ever heard of outside of Twilight! Cherie, so sweet), Blonde-and-Volatile (Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen, Donovon O' Roark "from Twilight Vows" Micheal Gray " From Run From Twilight", Micheal Corvin " From Underworld", Aidan O'Connor "From Upon The Midnight Clear" Xypher "From Dream Chaser", Seth "From Demon's Kiss", Joshua and his son Bryan"From Colder Than Ice" Julius Notte "From Vampire Interrupted" Seth "From Wicked Lovely", Acheron from "Acheron" and March from "Falling Upward") If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. Girls If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. (I want him bad!) Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: A Real Boyfriend When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND! When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend." If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. ( Mie and my friends melissas friedship. we always humiliate each other) I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse I often break out with random dance moves( sTORY TIME yay!! K I was listeng 2 my ipod and reading when i suddenlt started dancing.) I hear voices, and they don't like you. ( My voice i usually hear always hates the peeps i hate. Voice( Seriously saying this : Yep!) You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.( I NEVER tell any one but if i did they would call me freak and be jealous,) I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum! I got fanfiction and bubblegum!HA!) I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. ( ME WITH TWILIGHT!!) You shouldn't say "I love you." unless you mean it. But if you do mean it, you should say it often... people forget. You know your in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.( I Love this one!) My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. ( Pssh.. Imagainary friends are overrated, voices are al the rage.) The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. ( Sigh i hear yah.) I smile because I have no idea what's going on!( sO ME) I think you're breaking my Gay-dar ( aLL THE BOYS IN MY GRADE ARE JUST LIKE THIS I KNOW SCARY!) You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?( I will because i would have taken over the world! Voice: You are crazy. Me: Shut up, Voice: No. Me I shall hit you with an imaganary hammer! Voice: You are stupid. ) I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again ( umm... so like me it is scary! Stalker!) Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way ( Or they are just born bitches.) My heart is not a playground. ( Its an organ. Not the instrument though that would be pretty cool.) And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goooooooooooood ( you have no idea. - happy sigh-) I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms ( Iam so with you there) Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT ( I aid something like this to agirl who called me emo and she ran away from me so i followed her, she called me a freak and i said i would give her a 5 second head start she asked for what and i said to run away before your plastic nose is broken, bitch , she ran into the bathroom and locked the door. Me and my friends were laughing so hard! K i'll shut up now) We're on a bridge CCHHAARRLLIIEE. We are going to Candy Mountain Cchhaarrlliiee! A land of sweets and joy... and joyness. Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!( AT least they didn't take your heart. Its an organ.) It's a Leoplurodon Cchhaarrlliiee. A magical Leoplurodon. Shun the nonbeliever. SSHHUUNN!! SSHHUUNNN If you love Emmett and/or EDWARD and/or Jasper so much, but you would never write a story with them falling for you just 'cause you think it makes FanFiction more like Freak-Of-Nature-Fiction, copy and paste this onto your profile, and put the twilight guy (above) on caps lock so everyone knows your obsession. If before you read Twilight, you thought it was going to be a corny book, but after you read it you fell in love with it and all of its characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think I write ridiculous copy-and-paste-thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you refuse to copy and paste anything onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you got tricked by that last copy and paste thing, and your not ashamed, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish you had a emo hamster, copy and paste this onto your profile.( I could teach it how to Help concquer the world!) If you wish you had an albino rat, just so you could say, "Hey, I've got an albino rat!", copy and paste this onto your profile. ( It would be like a vampire rat cause its pale and i could teach it how to bite people, OMC I Should so use that in a fanfic. By now!) If you believe that anyone that hits you with a ball in dodgeball should be sued of all of their dignity, copy and paste this onto your profile.( and feel my wrath!) If you believe that you will get carpel tunnel someday soon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.( You have no idea...) If you copy and pasted this onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish Jacob would imprint on a nice girl, and then all that drama between Bella and Jacob would end, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate people just 'cause they talk about Twilight without including you in their conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.( Hehe, i am not to obsessed!) If this is your last copy and paste thingy for the day, copy and paste this onto your profile.( oops i lied..) If your an idiot, copy and paste this onto your profile.( When it comes to math.-sigh-) If you read the copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto you profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, TwilightVampire92, undeniablebloodlust, TheExplodingKiwi, TayMelia, JadisSnape, Twilighter434, Blood Struck Rose Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. \AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories,TwilightVampire92, undeniablebloodlust, TheExplodingKiwi, Aeieo, JadisSnape, Twilighter434, Blood Struck Rose If you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend (Because he's mine) copy and paste this onto your profile! If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.( sometimes...they don't get along well with my other voice though.) If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward or Jasper, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" or "Jasper" you freak out and have a small fit because you love one of them so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901 Bella Swan: Clumsier than you since 1989 If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile( Don't ask.) If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.( every one stared at me because it was supposed to be scary!) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. 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You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When... 1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times. 2) You own all above mentioned books. 3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and 4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site. 5) You have reread a lot of these pages. 6) You read fanfiction about Twilight. 7) You write fanfiction about Twilight. 8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says 9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out. 10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a 11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it, 12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight 13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off. 14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk 15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for 16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you 17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something 18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories, 19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing 20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a 21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever. 22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary. 23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people 24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought 26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information 27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns 28). You're keeping track of all the "Eclipse Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean 29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website 30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series 31). Your screen saver reads "Breaking Dawn: August 2, 2008" 32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition 33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it 34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books 35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them 36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines 37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die 38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care 39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 7th!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco 40). You're more excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter 41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you have a mental breakdown 42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown 43.) You ACTUALLY noticed there was no 25. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile. If you pray every night for your Edward to turn up in your life...copy and paste this to your profile. If you have AACIB disorder (Addicted To All The Cullens Including Bella)...copy and paste this to your profile. Some (somewhat cheesy) Things we all wonder about Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Have you ever been captured by evil squirrels and taken to their secret squirrel hideout, but rescued by your vampire love, who ran around with a machine gun shouting die squirrels, die? Are you ever worried about the fact that your stalker isn't stalking anymore? If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window! if two wrongs dont make a right, try three whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door! apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin. borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?' whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? how is it possible to have a civil war? if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? Are marbles made of marble? Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your pee is hotter when you use the restroom? Can mute people burp? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars? Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Why can't you get a tan on your palms? If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June? Why do dogs sniff other dog’s butts to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why is a square meal served on round plates? Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? Which way does a compass point in space? Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why did Mary own a little lamb? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? Why are Pringles curved? What happens if your snot freezes in your nose? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else? If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile. If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air. And...)(I'm worse than Bella, really.) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile(not obsessed) If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile (The teacher always said "Don't lean back in your chair". But Did I listen? NO.) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not down. Up.) If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (See above.) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm a dipstick) If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile (People that see me probably think I'm abused. I walk into doors like a normal person drinks water. It's like I'll die if I don't) If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly! All he wants is a little bit of sugary cereal and/or yogurt-though the yogurt is soooo much better.) If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Been over this) If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. (Run, Forrest, Run!) If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. 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If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen or he's a vampire(though that would be cool)), copy this into your profile. (I'm a strong believer in True love and/or soul mates as sappy as it sounds.) If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've had at least one friend move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. 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