Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I do not even own this plot. My friend and I came up with this in an RP... I know... we are dorks huh? Well I am just adding to it. This is the first Chapter and all the parts with Sakura and Shizune are her ideas. I just twisted words around sometimes and changed the structure of sentences... and added stuff... XD

Here are a couple things to note:

This is kind of after Sasuke comes back. Yes I know he hasn't yet... but I am positive he will because if he didn't then fangirls (and fanboys) would boycott the series.

Asuma is not dead! Neither is Jiraiya!

Authors greatly appreciate it when people review. so please do!

I would like to thank my Beta-Reader for helping me...

OK I think thats it... yup it is... okay have fun... and please bear with me.

There was a tinkle of a bell signifying to all occupants of the Yamanaka Flower Shop that a couple customers had just walked in. Ino calmly propped her head up on her left hand and let her right one rest on her knee that was beneath the counter. "Welcome," Ino said. It wasn't full of enthusiasm like it normally was.

Shizune walked into the heavily scented building, sniffing, her eyes closed in pure ecstasy. "mm... flowers. I always love coming in here." She glanced over to Ino and asked, "What's got you so down?"

Ino looked at the two, blinking dumbly, for a moment. Then she put on a false smile and said, "Nothing, stupid! Hey forehead-girl! To what do I owe the pleasure of your company?"

Before Shizune could reply, she was cut off by her traveling companion. "Shut up you fat sow!" Sakura howled, brandishing a fist in the air.

Shizune stuck out a hand to stop Sakura before she jumped at Ino, who was smirking. In a serious tone she reminded Sakura of their of their original intentions, "We are not here to make a mess! Be civil Sakura!"

Before backing off she growled, "Call me forehead-girl again and your gonna have to watch your back! I WILL GET YOU!" She screamed.

Shizune rolled her eyes, "Geez girl! Take some Midol and chill."

Sakura crossed her arms and snarled, "How funny." She glared fiercely at her elder. The two had never gotten along well.

"Well anyway," Shizune began "we're here to inform you about a Kunoichi, all girls sleep over that Lady Tsunade has scheduled, one week from today..."

Ino Smiled brightly, "Oh a sleepover! Me and forehead-girl used to have those weekly and-" Sakura began to reach for a flower pot to throw. Ino held out a hand and when Sakura paused she said in a deathly serious tone, "Touch the flowers and I will make your life a living hell." Ino took a deep breath, smiled at the two medic ninjas happily, then said, "I would love to go!"

Shizune nodded, waving politely as she turned to leave. Sakura, on the other hand, felt no need to follow proper etiquette. Instead she held a hand a over her head and flipped Ino off as she left.

Ino chuckled and called out, "I love you too forehead! Stop being such a stranger! Come by every once in a while!" Ino chuckled again when she hear Sakura yell something obscene. She brought her phone back above the counter.

She clicked on the message from Shikamaru. "I'm sorry Ino. I've though about what you said and... I just don't feel that way about you."

She hung her head and felt the burning sting of tears as the slid down her cheeks. Her day and gone from bad to shitty in matter of hours. She looked up. In a perfect world where everyone loved her, a really hot guy would walk in and make her forget it all. But this is not a perfect world and nobody loved her. So once again she would have to make due on her own.

She pick up and dialed a number. "Kiba?"