Thought I'd give you a sneak preview of the summaries (ridiculously vague, but 'twil do), and some random scene from each. Sound like fun? I've had them written in my journal (silver with holographic butterflies- totally awesome) for weeks now, and I'm busting to share them with somebody. Else.

I was also considering doing them from Edward's point of view- mostly because I reckon it'd be freaking hilarious to hear his perspective on some of the weird shit Rya does- and will do. So the summaries will be below, and a random scene from each will follow its summary. Capische?

Evening Star (Aria's POV)- When a new girl comes to town, it's cause for interest. When the new girl is 11,500 years old, interest levels are going to rise. When the new girl discovers a coven of vegetarian vampires, chaos is going to ensue. No duh…

I groaned, dropping the phone from limp fingers.

"Rya? Are you okay?" What a stupid question. Couldn't he tell from the look on my face that I wasn't okay? And was it totally necessary for him to be laughing like that as he said it?

"Fuck off, Edward."

"Yeah, Edward, you heard her. Go away." Then again, he was no better. I didn't particularly want a knight in shining armour; the armour always, without exception, tarnished.

"You know what? You can fuck off too, Mike."

"What did I do?"

Without needing to open my eyes, I could tell he was pouting, and that Edward was suppressing more laughter.

My headache eased as the cacophony ceased, and I breathed out a sigh of relief.

Then abruptly stopped as my stomach tightened and bile rose in my throat.

I got up and sprinted for the nearest bathroom, barely making it before I leaned over a toilet, puking out my guts. Whoever designed the school had a sick sense of humour, putting the bathroom so far away from everything else.

After an indeterminate amount of time, the retching stopped, and I leaned back against one of the walls, wiping my brow, grimacing up at Edward and Mike who were now standing over me. They looked concerned, but I could tell they were hiding amusement.

"Rya? Are you okay?" What a stupid question. Couldn't he tell from the look on my face- and what I had just been doing- that I wasn't okay?

"Whatever you're going to say, Edward, I suggest you just get it over and done with before I recuperate to the level where I feel capable of killing you. Just say it: it can't possible make me feel any worse than what I do right now.

Little did I know how wrong I was.

"You're in the boys' bathroom."

Rising Sun (Edward's POV) The new girl is dangerous to the Cullens, tempting one of their number to break the rules they've lived by for so long. But at the same time, some unknown quality she possesses fascinates them- not least her past, her ability to block their powers, and her fucked up sense of humour.

She pulled into her spot, and exited gracefully. I couldn't help but notice how far her blouse was unbuttoned. Apparently the others couldn't help it either.

Whoa. She's hot. That would be Emmett, of course.

Oh, my god. She looks so good. Do I look as good as that? Calm down; of course I do. I look better. Yeah, I do. Rosalie, typically vain.

Is that top designer? It looks like Chanel, winter line… Alice, concerned with fashion as always.

She's smug. I wonder why? Jasper, reading her emotions. Smug? Why would she be smug?

I twirled the keys to my Aston Martin around my finger to cover up my sudden panic. She couldn't be…

"So… What's my prize?" she asked, smiling like a cat that had eaten the canary.

I felt my jaw drop open, but wasn't able to do anything to pull it back up. My family's thoughts echoed my own: disbelief. And in my disbelief, I stuttered.

"But- but how? T-t-that's n-not possible!"

"Are you always this articulate?" she asked me, drawing out some words and clipping others short in a monotone that did nothing except get on my nerves.

"You had a huge thumping lump yesterday and now it's gone and you're asking my about my articulacy?"

I could feel my family giving me odd looks. I never lost my cool; I never resorted to yelling at anyone; I was the untouchable Edward Cullen. But something about this girl, this puny human girl just pushed my buttons, and worse, I reacted.

"Yeah, that sounds about right. What did I win?"

How could she be so blasé about this? And how could my family betray me like this, giggling at my misfortune?

I opened my mouth to continue yelling at her, but couldn't think of anything to yell. I kept trying, but nothing came out.

Then Alice, the traitor, snatched the keys off of me and threw them, far too hard at her. I watched in horror; they were going to fly over her shoulder and get lost and we'd all be exposed and then-

She caught them. It only took a split second, then her hand was in front of her face, inspecting the keys.

"Ooh, an Aston Martin! What kind?"

"Vanquish."

No, Alice! How could you?!? I was going to say something, but Rya cut me off.

"Ooh! Colour?"

"Black."

"Score. Wait 'till Ash hears."

I watched her go, keys in her hand, and felt like hitting something or sulking.

And then a set of car keys were making their way towards my head. They found their way back into my hands, and as I was about to ask what the hell was going on, she started talking. What was it with her and cutting me off?!?

"It's like stealing candy from a baby. Luckily for you, I've always liked kids too much to intentionally make them cry."

"Is she inferring I was going to cry?" I muttered to Alice.

"No," she replied. "She implied it. And I'm inferring you're an idiot."

Why did all the women in my life continually feel the need to cut me down?

Overshadowed (Aria's POV) Rya has some issues she's never dared share, not even with Forks' residential vampires. When these issues give way to events driving the couple apart, is anything strong enough to keep them together? (No points given for answering).

I was wringing my hands in my lap unconsciously. Then stopped. I hated hand-wringers. Then they started again. I stopped them. They started. It was like they had a mind of their own.

"Knock it off!" I snapped at them.

"God, Rya. Don't take it out on the hands. What did they ever do to you?"

I ran over to Ash and pulled him close, grabbing the front of his shirt to bring him down to my level.

"Help me."

"What with?"

"These damn powers; they're driving me nuts. I can't handle this."

"Okay, just sit down, calm down. Okay? Okay. What exactly can't you handle?"

"Everything! Why me for love, lust and seduction anyway? God! They're ruining my perceptions, as well. Even Newton is beginning to sound appealing. Newton!"

"God, this is serious."

"Glad you seem to grasp that simple premise."

"So… it's the teenage boys' lust rubbing off on you?"

"Yeah…"

"So you need an outlet."

"Yeah…"

"You know what the easiest solution for all this is?"

"No…"

"You are thick, you know that? Just sleep with someone."

Starless Night (Edward's POV) His one true love has been keeping secrets. He can't blame her; he has some himself. But when things conspire to break them and their love, are they strong enough to rise above it? Or will they sink down into their starless night?

"Go away."

"Edward-"

"Go away."

"Come on-"

"Go away!"

"Edward!"

"Fuck off, Tanya."

"How come you'll swear at me and not them?"

"Get lost, will you?"

"Not with you to guide me."

"Which I'll never do," I snarled, getting up and running away from her and my family. Because that's what I did best: run away. I ran away from Tanya, I ran away from Rya, heck, I even managed to run away from Death and God at the hands of Carlisle.

I ran, and Lord help me, I felt (somewhat) better for it.

Supernovae (Aria's POV) The star-crossed lovers reunited. What more is there? A proposal (of sorts), a new family (kind of), an old family interrupting (again) and an army (or two) out to get them. Joy…

"When were you going to tell me, Rya?"

I ignored him, choosing instead to walk back to where I'd parked my car. I could've poofed out to avoid him, but I really didn't want to leave my car. And walking to it might give me a chance to calm down.

"Well?"

I climbed over the roots of an aggressively growing tree and came face to face with him.

"When were you going to tall me?"

"When I figured you would be mature about it, Edward! This… your reacting this way… is exactly why I didn't tell you earlier! That, and did you consider that there are things about me I didn't want you to know? For fear you would be ashamed. I didn't want that. Please, Edward." My tone was softening, bordering on pleading. "Anger, sadness, confusion, I can deal with. But not shame. Never your shame."

Falling Star (Edward's POV) She is his again, and that's the way he intends to keep it, sharing his past with her and thinking she did the same. Not so. Eleven millennia ago, things happened she would forever regret and try to forget, and they're confronting them both now.

"I'm the world's best predator, aren't I?"

Her tone of voice was mocking. As well it should be; I could recall this conversation word for word exactly the same: only our positions were different.

"Everything about me invites you in- my voice, my face, my body, my smell. As if I need any of that."

She jumped up and instantly disappeared, reappearing on the other side of the room, before disappearing again, reappearing once again in front of me.

"As if you could outrun me."

She put out one hand and a ball of light emerged, heading towards one of our chairs, destroying it before it fixed itself in an instant.

"As if you could fight me off."

She moved closer to me, perhaps sensing fear. It was there; half buried, but there.

"Don't be afraid," she murmured, her silken voice unintentionally seductive. "I promise… no, I swear not to hurt you. Don't be afraid."

Second Sunrise (Aria's POV) Celebrating the upcoming marriage, family friends have come to visit. But a misunderstanding is threatening to separate them. For real this time. No, really.

I stifled a small cry of pain and set off back down the hallway to leave the house as fast as I could. I made it down the upper flight of stairs without incident, but I moved too quickly in my haste to get away. My leg protested at what I was asking of it and gave out at the top of the first storey stairs. I fell down them, further abusing my bruised and battered body.

When I rolled off the last step I groaned in pain, and looked up to see Emmett, Alice and Rosalie standing over me in concern.

I pulled myself to my feet through sheer force of will.

"What's wrong? Rosalie asked.

I laughed without humour as I practically dragged myself back out to my car.

"Go upstairs and see for yourself."

I stumbled through my front door. Gathering my strength, I placed a quick glamour over myself, not wanting Ash to see the state I was in.

"Hey, Ash. I'm going to New Orleans, okay?"

He looked up and frowned. "Why?"

I shrugged casually, biting my lip at the pain it caused me. "Need a change of scenery. And I want to see Fury again."

"What about Edward?"

I thought for a split second about telling Ash, but then dismissed it. For all I was mad at him, I didn't want him dead.

"I'll leave him a note."

He nodded slowly. "Alright. Do you need to feed?"

"Yeah," I said, looking away. "Just… could you do that while I write this note?"

He smiled a little. "To go?"

I smiled a little. "That would be best."

I walked carefully and sat by the now unused breakfast bar.

I picked up a pencil and a sheet of black paper. Grimacing, I looked around for another piece. Eventually I gave up and swapped me pencil for a silver glitter gel pen.

Taking a deep breath, I began to write.

New Day (Edward's POV) 'Fiancée'. A word below only 'wife'. Before he can get her to change from the former to the latter, something happens to shake her faith in him, herself, and just everyone in general. So now to win her back, her supernatural friends are offering a course in 'How to Get a Girl 101'…

Smiling saucily, she led us down the back roads of New Orleans towards a building that had music that could be heard ages away- by a vampire, at least.

"Where are we going?" Jasper asked her.

"You'll see soon enough," the woman promised. "Akra Rya asked the Simi to bring you to the special place and Simi will bring you whether you like it or not. And if you don't like it, the Simi will eat you. With barbeque sauce," she continued in a sing-songy voice.

My family and I exchanged confused glances. What the heck did Rya have planned?

All of a sudden, the woman came to a stop, looking confused. "The Akra Rya said she'd meet the Simi and the others here. Where is she?"

Before anyone could answer, saying that they couldn't answer, we were interrupted by a voice floating out an alley way.

"… Call this number, and tell him Ryssa sent you. He'll understand. The work can be hard, but it's fair, and so is the pay. You don't have to do this, you know…"

It cut off there as one of the people ran past us, a wad of cash in hand.

The other one followed slowly out, sighing mournfully. It was Rya. "I tried."

Then she noticed us and smiled malevolently. "Good job, Simi. Thank you."

Rya linked arms with… Simi, and motioned for us to follow her down the street where the music was coming from.

"This is my favourite nightclub," she said, grinning, gesturing upwards. "I thought you guys might like it." I looked up and saw the name of the club: 'Club Vampyre'.

Very funny.

She skipped the line and kissed the bouncer on the cheek. "Hey, Xarine. How's the club tonight?"

"Lots of people, Xarine's let in, but not packed full."

"Sounds good. C'mon, Simi."

Pushing the doors open, she led us inside, still smiling. "Oh, my God," she exclaimed. "I love this song!"

And with that, she jumped over the railing onto the dance floor. I tried following her with my eyes (Alice wouldn't let us go further in; too busy checking out the interior decorating), but quickly lost her. After a while, I sidled over to Emmett and asked, "Where did Rya go?"

He gave me a funny little half smile. Not knowing what it was for, I checked his mind.

He's not going to like this. Everyone else might, but not him…

"What am I not going to like?" I demanded.

Still smiling that odd smile, he turned me towards the dancers. "See the clearing in the middle?"

"Yeah…" I said, confused.

"And the sexy dancer in the middle?"

I might love Rya, but this woman was good at what she did. Wow. "Yeah…"

"That's her."

"What?" I said, shocked.

"Why do you keep letting this girl go, Edward?" he asked me, shaking me dramatically.

"Hey, Rose?" he said, speaking to his wife now. "You know I love you right?"

He then pushed into the crowd, cheering Rya- the woman Emmett thought was Rya- on.

Because it couldn't be her. She'd never dance like that with all those people in front of me.

Would she?

Nightfall (Aria's POV) The powers that be seem to think this couple hasn't suffered enough under their ministrations. So, lucky people that they are, have another catastrophe to deal with. But she doesn't know it, because she doesn't know them…

I haven't thought of a scene for this one yet, just the plot. Sorry…

Sundown (Edward's POV) They're finally together, bound in holy matrimony. His wife doesn't know it, however, because she can't remember it. What's a man to do when his one and only believes she's bound to his brother?

See previous note for this one.

So there you have it. Summaries, names, hints, teasers. Now vote, damn you! Vote! Or, at the very least, review. This page will be moved to the end of the story so far. So get the update, and backtrack a chapter and there it'll be.

Later, homies.