Title: Welcome to the fold, Girly. Chapter one

Author: Slytherin_Abbyforever

Rating: PG 13 for now

Word count: 585

Author's note: I was going to write much more of this story before posting it, but I have enough for the next few chapters. And I wanted to post something before going back to school.

It is silly and would never happen, but hey. It was an idea that came to me and wouldn't go away.

I will explain why Kelly is quite competent with a baby in the coming chapters.

CHAPTER ONE

"Umm… Kelly?" Taylor asked when she approached the harsh black bob that could only belong to one person.

"Yes." The Head-girl greeted the Chav.

"We have a problem." Taylor answered.

"Which is?" Kelly tried. That statement in St. Trinians was not a new one and would be uttered many times more before the school was shut down.

"First years got hold of a baby."

"A baby?" She asked. At least the problem was a new one.

"Yeah."

"A real infant?" She clarified.

"Yes." Taylor said impatiently as she started to walk away.

"And nobody took the baby away from them?" Kelly asked incredulously. The Chav stopped and turned around.

"Nobody does babies."

"Except First Years, it would appear." The Head-girl muttered as she made for the stairs to confront the First years.

"Ladies, what do we have here?" Kelly asked as she approached the huddle of First Years. It was not unusual for them to be gathered as they were, but the twins could not be seen and they were not doing their usual blackboard betting.

"Nothing." The younger students scattered as they heard the distinct voice of their superior. Tania and Tara were left in the spot that had been dispersed.

"Tania, Tara?"

"Nothing, Kel." They chorused, despite clearly hiding something behind them.

"What you got there?" She pointed.

"It's ours." Tara instantly said.

"A baby?" Kelly asked, waiting for the explanation on this one.

"We found it." Tania justified.

"You guys are ten." Kelly felt the need to remind them.

"Yeah?" The twins asked in unison.

"The rest of you, jog on." The Head-girl commanded the other young students. They ran out of the room. "Where did you find it?"

"Front steps. We just carried the basket inside."

"But you can't have it." Tania argued, and was to continue until the baby started to cry from behind them.

"Okay, you can have it." Tara offered as she and her sister stepped away from the offending sound. This was the first sight of the baby that Kelly got. The child's tiny face was quite cute, despite being upset, so it had to be just over a few months old.

"Who would bring a baby to St. Trinians?" The young woman asked, not to anyone in particular. However, upon receiving no double layered response, she turned to see that the twins had fled while she hadn't been looking.

The baby continued to cry and was starting to get rather hysterical. Kelly tried rocking the basket, but the crying did not desist.

"Fine, I'll pick you up. But do not do any disgusting baby things on my uniform." The Head-girl warned, and the baby started to calm at the attention being given. She quickly looked around to see if there was anyone else there that could do this. Kelly picked up the distressed infant and got a close look of the child's face. "Okay, that's enough." She said and the baby's crying slowed to a whimper. "That's better."

Kelly was about to leave the dormitories for the Head-Mistress' office when she noticed something white in the basket. She leant down and picked up the note.

Meet Trinity, named for the school that gave me a home when no other would.

She's three months old, and cared for greatly. I know you'll take care of her, until I can return for her.

A Former St. Trinian in trouble.

"Well, Trinity, Kelly Jones." She spoke as she left the room with the baby. "Welcome to St. Trinians."