Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Sasuke woke up in a dark and damp room with mold on the ceiling. Sasuke looked around; he did not know where he was and what happened before. He tried to move, tried to look around, and tried to figure out where he was. Sasuke tried to get up, but he was stuck in his chair with Stay in Your Seat for 3 Days Glue, his hands were tied firmly behind him, and his chair's legs were bolted to the wet floor.

A light appeared out of no where and Sasuke squinted. A blue man with gills was held a lamp in front of Sasuke's face. The menacing presence had blue skin, and a long sword. It was Kisame, the infamous gang member from the Akatsuki, The Shark Man. As Sasuke squirmed around to try to escape, Kisame held the lamp closer to Sasuke's face and said, "So, you still don't regret making fun of my mom's face yet?"

"Yeah, and now your fish breath is killing me!"

"You better hold your tongue or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes! That's what happened to other people who made fun of my mom."

Just then Weasel Man, A.K.A Itachi, busted through the wall on his trusty weasel-cycle. Behind him Sasuke could see his legion of giant weasels. Sasuke remembered just then that Itachi had the power to summon humongous weasels. As Weasel Man got off his weasel-cycle he started towards Kisame, Sasuke closed his eyes as Itachi beat up Kisame. BOOM! POW! KAWHAM! Then Kisame lay motionless on the floor. Then Itachi freed Sasuke from the chair. "Foolish little brother, I knew you couldn't do it." Itachi started.

"Shut up!" Sasuke yelled as his face started to turn red.

"I knew you couldn't escape from Kisame before I showed up!" Itachi laughed.

"I said shut up!" Sasuke screamed louder than the last time, his face turning blue.

"You lost the bet, now you are my trusty sidekick... What should I name you?" Itachi pondered.

"Can't I pick my own name?" Sasuke questioned, now annoyed.

"No! Now let's see… stupid chicken hair, how about Kung Pao Chicken Boy?" He stated with a devilish smile.

"That's a stupid name!"

"Good, Kung Pao Chicken Boy it is."

"I hate you."

"Foolish little brother."

And so begins the adventure of Kung Pao Chicken Boy and Weasel man!

Love it or hate it, review! :D This is my very first story. Yay. (: Tune in for chapter 2.