A/N/: Yes, Seventh Sanctum Alchemist name generator inspired this. Just a tiny ickle drabble for you all…

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"How about the Ultimate Fruitcake Alchemist, huh? Huh?"

Edward was rather enjoying this game. Thinking up insulting Alchemist names for Mustang was entertaining him no end on the long car journey back to Central.

"And you're the Annoyance Alchemist," Mustang growled, his fingers tightening on the steering wheel.

"Shut up!"

"Nii-san…" Al said in a warning tone from the back seat. He was, as usual, ignored.

"You're the…Stuck-up Windy Alchemist! Ha-ha!" Ed sat back with an air of triumph.

Mustang smirked. Time to pull out the trump card. "Whatever, Water-Flea Alchemist."