AU. Eventual UKxUS. Unpopular, overweight, nerdy, and bullied, high school junior Alfred F. Jones is slowly reaching the end of his rope. Arthur Kirkland, a senior, has nearly everything his heart desires...except a love life. When the spark is lit, Arthur is determined to make Alfred his. After all, he always gets what he wants. COMPLETE.

Parody of The Novice, including all main characters. Better than the real book, or your money back. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!

Each chapter will be a fairy tale from Grimm, Anderson, Chinese folktales, etc. They will also feature a new pairing s in every chapter. Includes: magical Gilbird, faerie Arthur, multi-ships of every sexual orientation, cavity-inducing fluff, and no smut. Spamano in every chapter in some form and importance.

It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.

Post Avengers. Whenever Loki shows up it means that Darcy's life is in flux. That doesn't mean she's unhappy to see him.

Not everyone's adventure may end happily ever after, but his and Arthur's somehow does, even after all those years. Written for Day 1 of the USUK Summer Camp on LJ. Little children!AU

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

My parody of Dannyl and Tayend's adventures in The Novice! FINAL CHAPTER POSTED.

Ludwig is a bodyguard. When his brother lands him a cushy job in the mafia, he's appalled. Looking after some playboy mafioso heir is not his idea of fun. He wants out. But the longer he's in The Family, the less he wants to want out. Full summary inside.

Murtagh was a grim traitor. Angela was a quirky witch. All they needed were a few times together. Need I say more? My specialty- Murgela Fanfic. I gave BIRTH to them.

Shows bits and pieces of Akkarin and Lorlen's lives as novices. No pairing of any sort though

When assigned to work for the brutal Lord Chillingham, Merlin finds himself forced into a nightmarish situation with almost no way out. Lust, pain, vengeance and family secrets collide as everyone must learn the hard price of love and hate. Merlin/Gwaine

Arthur attends Camp Hetalia and grudgingly becomes friends with the obnoxious Alfred F. Jones. Then gets a crush on him, because he just can't help it. Written for the Summer Camp event on the USUK community over on LiveJournal. Human names used.

Sequel to Minutes To Midnight. The magicians called it levitation, the books called it flying, but only foolish men and angels were meant for the skies. He found the description rather fitting. Rating may or not change in the upcoming chapters...R&R?

Lord Elrond of Imladris did not like people touching him. Drabble, written for the 100 themes challenge. Was not intended to be crack but can be regarded as such. AU warning. ONESHOT ONLY.

Ereinion and Elrond exchange Yuletide gifts. Written for the 100 Themes Challenge, Rated K plus to be safe. Oneshot.

100 prompts, 100 words or less each. A project to keep the muse working. Back after like, months! Halfway there!

'Because it was Lorlen - and those four words could be used to justify everything.' My response to a challenge set on the BMT forum. LAST CHAPTER UP. Warnings of slash and general angstiness. R&R please.

No story. No plot. Who said saving the world had to be a serious venture? A series of one-shots that have nothing to do with each other. Collaborative fic.

Sequel to The House of Eragon. Eragon still loves waffles, Brom's got more shoes, Selena aspires to be Supernanny, Orik's a poof, Galby's got a stomach of steel and Angela's just Angela. Please read and review; you know you want to!

Starts after Dorrien leaves in The Novice. When a prank between Regin and Sonea goes too far, Akkarin, Lorlen, Dorrien and Rothen try to fix the situation - with disasterous consequences. SoneaRegin, Soneax?. Reviews are welcome.

Lorlen and Akkarin talk; the origin of a nickname.

More random conversing. Dan/Tay, with Mayrie. WARNING: completely pointless.

Akkarin goes too far and Lorlen finally snaps back at him.

Lorlen gets a not-so-unexpected visitor whilst working.

Oromis and Glaedr are dead, leaving Eragon alone in a turbulent world. When he is captured by Galbatorix's new pets and separated from Saphira, can he rely on his brother and some new friends to get him out? And what lurks in the Spine? COMPLETE!

One night late at the Guild Lorlen is sat thinking.

Angry gods. Weird shippings. Idiotic Ra'zac. Shades eating cheezeburgers. Come on, what more could you possibly want in an "Inheritance" fic? I mean, you know...besides character development or a plot? Chapter 28: "Screw You, Elves!"

Last in the Spectrum of Tayend series. Dannyl devises a plan that will test Tayend's resolve to deny temptation...

Part of the Spectrum of Tayend series. Tayend teaches Dannyl to always expect the unexpected...

Part of the Spectrum of Tayend series. Tayend is horrifed to hear two Vindo sailors speculating about himself and Dannyl...

Oromis never told anyone exactly what happened when he was captured by Kialandí and Formora - he just wanted to forget all the horrible details. But an innocuous occurrence sparks a trip down Memory Lane...and a storm of sorrow. Rated just to be safe.

After Mayrie reveals Tayend's feelings for Dannyl, she must face her brother's reaction... Set during The Novice. Sequel to Confession.

Two best friends relaxing during the summer break. But when a secret is unleashed, their worlds turns upside down... Will they endure or fall apart?

Challenge drabbles. "We made a mistake Daddy." - Latest drabble. A series of 100 word drabbles using word prompts. Includes ships such as EdwardBella, SamLeah, and KateGarrett. Spoilers from BD.

What would happen if the I-touch came to Alagaesia, and Orik had one? excuse the lack of the accent And what is Eragon's reaction? We shall have to see...

Thaddeus V and Pandora R a few years before Hester's birth. Just my musings on their relationship dynamics, really. FF7 crossoverness, but only if you squint.

.'A week ago, you were glad she was gone. And now? You’re waiting to see her face again. Unbelievable. Then again, a lot can change in a week.' Regin/Sonea, based on the end of The High Lord. Major spoilers.

Set after The High Lord. After all of this time, he still followed her around. But why? SoneaRegin.

So he presses his lips to hers suddenly, capturing them in his own, tasting the sweet-spicy tang, his firm mouth melting into her soft one like ice in the sun. Written for LJ 1sentence contest, Murtagh/Nasuada. Enjoy! Rated M to be safe.

Solembum gets in trouble with a local ferret. A modern, gangster ferret. :D Just R and R, okay? Please? Rated K plus.

After the kiss between Susan and Caspian...the inevitable. SusanxCaspian. Follows the movie, slight reference to the book.

Before leaving for Rivendell, Boromir writes Faramir a letter. Eowyn helps Faramir move on. Based on the song Leave Out All The Rest by Linkin Park. Faramir/Eowyn

Oswald shows something very special to Gwendolyn, and she in turn has something to share with him as well...

One shot — To exist is simple. To live is the challenge. :: Murtagh x Eragon ::

Gwendolyn is trying to do her duty, but Oswald isn't cooperating.

Strange things have been happening on Vroengard. Murtagh is sent to investigate and discovers a secret, a girl and possibly Alagaesia's future. MurtaghxOC.

There exists a place where trees grow tall. After the Time War, The Doctor tries to forget. But the universe is far from finished with him. Narnia Crossover

Before the battle of Farthen Dur, Eragon goes to Murtagh to help him solve a serious dilemma.

A series of drabbles featuring various random pairings. Yes, there will be slash.

[Black Magician Trilogy by Trudi Canavan] Lorlen is having trouble concentrating... and a certain exslum girl is the reason why. [LorlenxSonea]

Galadriel and Celebrian visit Imladris sometime in the second age. Elrond and Celebrian meet for the first time.Main Characters: Galadriel, Celebrian, Celeborn, Elrond, Glorfindel, Gil-Galad, Haldir, little Erestor NEW: Three's a crowd?

On a cold winter night in Lindon, things heat up between the High King and his herald for the very first time. Warning: Elrond and Gil-galad slash.

A SATIRICAL look at writing the 'perfect' LOTR fanfictions. I update for the glory of Gil-Galad.