Yo. Another one at ya! Enjoy!

Word of the day: Odd!

Disclaimer: I thought that pre-schools taught children how to share. Apparently Masashi-sama missed out!

Warning: A lil shower scene.

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Daddy Time: Part One

"No"

"But Sasuke!"

"No Naruto"

"I'll only be gone for-"

"Do i have to speak in the other three languages that I'm fluent in dobe to make you understand the meaning of No?" Sasuke snapped as he tried to focus on the news paper that was sitting in his hand.

On the other side of the table Naruto rolled his eyes and placed two bowls of cooled boneless fish with flavoured dumplings and orange juice on each Baby stand. The twins eyed their blond father before looking at their dark haired one before digging into the breakfast.

Naruto ruffled the now three year olds hair before sitting down back in his seat to tuck into his own.

Sasuke looked up from the sports collum of the newspaper and glanced at his silent husband before he mentally sighed as any thoughts of sex ran away leaving behind a cloud of dusk that oddly said 'Sucker'.

...Now that was odd. Seems like the idiot's idotic thoughts were finally taking effect.

Sasuke stared at his husband who seemed to think that attacking him in the shower, pinning him against said shower wall before man handling his... little man, wasn't in any form of sexual harrasment. The brunet was sure that by all the Rights of Human Beings what Naruto was doing to him was just that.

What an odd sence of De-ja-vu...

Sasuke's face flushed when Naruto began to pump him. Even though Sasuke was the dominant one in the relationship the blond had his rare moments.

Sasuke bit his bottom lip to keep in a startled cry when teeth suddenly latched onto his perked nipple. "N-Naruto.. what on earth are you do-ahh!"

Naruto smirked as he watched puffs of breath escape his husband's mouth while two of his fingers explored the tight hole they were currently lodged into. Naruto chuckled against his husband's ear huskily. He hadn't dominated Sasuke since he got pregnant and even though the frigid bastard wouldn't admit it he loved his manlyness-ness!

"Ne... Sasuke..." Naruto murmered softly.

Sasuke gave a small grunt when Naruto plundged his fingers deeper in.

"Do you want me to fuck you?" he asked as he bit on a lobe. Sasuke whimpered to a pitch that was almost unhearable.

"Then you know what you gotta say first before I fuck you into the wall and maybe if Im up to it... the matress ... would you like that...?" Naruto's blue eyes locked with blurry lust filled obsidian ones before a smirk crawled on his lips.

Sasuke was lost and god was he horny! Even though his blond spouse carried the twins and recieved most of the fucking he was in no way... less manly than when they were in highschool. Ah yes... those were the days when he was the fuckie and Naruto the fucker.

Wet black locks flew water into the air as Sasuke nodded his head far to quickly at the suggestion.

"So you agree to watching the twins while me and the girls take a two week vacation?" Naruto asked as he now finger fucked his partner. God he loved this ass...

Sasuke moaned loudly when he felt Naruto ease in "Yes! yes! now stop stalling!"

Later on Sasuke would reflect that he in some way ataully begged.

"As you wish Sas-uke"

Sasuke opened his mouth to snap at the blond but it seemed that his brain only could remember the words 'Oooh and Ahhh'.

... Traitor ...

The twins looked at their father with a curious expression on their faces. Currently their dark haired father was walking very funny and his face expression was even funnier.

Sasuke looked over to the giggling toddlers who he knew were laughing at his pain. 'Right... the little brats had to have his sence of humor when it came to pain' Sasuke glowered at the already made breakfast on the stove.

He would get the bumbling idiot back if it was the last thing he did!

Dear Sasuke!

Thank you for agreeing so willing, im sure that you and the other guys will have a grand time with the imps. Now remember that Keichi and Yuuri often wake up at four am if you put them to bed before nine so watch it. Also...

I'll be sure to mention to TenTen-chan and the others what a total screamer you are!

Have a good time Sas-uke and i'll see you in two weeks!

Ja!

Ps: You ass was amazing.

Pss: You can't kill me because of multiple reasons!

He was an Uchiha! he could make it happen! Husband or not!

Keichi and Yuuri looked at each other before giggling madly again at their Papa's funny faces.

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Ah... sweet love...

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