Yo! My names...on my birth certificate.

I'm also...Not Legal.

I am indeed a Female. Shocker!

Currently I'm obsessed with the following fanfics:

Naruto

Twilight

Harry Potter

Scandal

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street. (Yep I do i all the time especially to cute guys at my school)

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends. (Thats what i want in a best friend, girls are beginning to suck)

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction. (Fuck that! We have Yaoi People!)

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM. (Yep and im not even legal yet)

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts. (Im going to try that in the future)

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities . (Yep, I can't stand homophobic people)

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face. (Suceeded with some...)

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc. (Why lie?, when they call me to talk and stuff i say im watching gay porn and reading yaoi manga, so im gonna have to call you back!)

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga. (It was like another high, especially when i found the yaoi section)

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes. (Not 18 yet but does that stop me from watching them? nope! :D)

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need. (Who needs drugs when you've got Yaoi?)

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in. (If im not married to him then he can fuck the sexy vamp dude from True Blood for all i care...or maybe the hottest Japanses Dude i've seen (recently) Gackt!)

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits. (Thats a wish of mine when i get older. Have an understanding husband and a gay son. Who needs porn when you can have a detailed explaination from your own kid? Momma knows best son)

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If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it, then copy this to your profile.

X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X

Mansex! Wooo Whooo!

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The are many types of people i hate here are a list of some of the unbearable fockerz and haterz.

Overly Religious People- OMG! get a life! i dislike christians all together but i said dislike since hate is a very strong word because i don't agree with some christian beliefs if not all. But people who take being a christian to a whole new level just simply piss me to fuck off! No one outside of your little safe home gives a fuck what the bible says! if we atually cared then we would be in there wid ya but are we? nope. so just shut up about same gender sex is a sin and you burn in hell and a whole bundle of shit! Gays are Humans also just like you and me they eat, sleep, bathe, have feelings, emotions and they do all of the other bodily stuff too just like your precious priests and pastors! People like that critisize people they don't like or understand and it makes me sick!. Anybody that stumbles across this and is exactly like the title of the little ramble then YES I MEAN YOU! YOU OVER BEARING MAMA FOCKER!

Racists- Heres a poem for you!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you'reGREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Seriously you accuse us of being coloured and there you are being all the colours of the rainbow jeez. Im not saying that some blacks are racist but seriously, some people just take it too far!

Men Who Believe That Women Belong as Housewives- If a man ever tells me that all im good for is lying on my back and cleaning, i woild make him see the real meaning of being dickless! Because any job a man can do a woman can do better. As Beyonce Knowels said "We can bare the children. Then get back to business" We might be smaller than men but we are not incompetant! or weak! or just made to give men children and clean up after their asses!

HomophobicsI hate people like that with every fiber in my body. I may only be 14 but i supoort gay rights! Overly Religious People and Homophobics can walk hand in hand over a clif with sharp pointy rocks that are in a see with sharks. DIE BITCHES DIE!

Lol awesome come back Dude!: {Here's a letter for you Homophobic creeps. Im not a church person nor will I ever be but this was awesome!}

Wednesday, 30 June 2010 at 11:27

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant
Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus
18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man,
and posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I
have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that
Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of
debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other
elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you
clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how
do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors.
They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than
homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there
'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I
have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading
glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room
here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.
19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes
me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments
made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also
tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go
to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?
Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family
affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy
considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan.

James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,
Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education
University of Virginia PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a
Canadian)

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You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over;
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is;
You once tried to start a club at school;
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it;
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

R.I.P Uchiha Itachi
You will always live within our hearts.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list if Itachi's death affected you greatly.
Show the world how much you care.

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I'm crazy, love animals, LOVE yaoi and I'm myself, even though there're some things I would gladly change about myself I love myself. After all!

How can you Love someone else if you don't Love yourself?

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YES I FOUND THAT NESSARY! LOOOOL! :D