Crazy Quest
( All characters belong to J.K. Rowling)
Writer's note: OK guys, this is the story I have promised you. Do not blame me for the characters how they act because this is how I see them. Enjoy this story.
The staff came into the staff room by Dumbledore's orders.
"Do you know what is going on?" asked Julia Sprout.
"I don't know," answered back McGonagall.
The Headmaster sat on the highest chair, watching the staff file in. McGonagall was arguing with Snape which House will win the upcoming Quidditch match, Trelawney was murmuring about seeing some death omens, Sprout was nervous, Filch was slinking about in the corner, Hagrid was swaying ( he had drunk too much wine at dinner) and Vector and Sinistra were chatting happily about reading some articles from the Daily Prophet.
"Staff members from Hogwarts!" announced Albus standing up, "as you know, Hogwarts is in constant danger from Death Eater raids.
"Our college, Professor Snape, has discovered that the main Death Eaters have been spread out across Europe doing specific 'missions' for Voldemort. Four of our staff members will go on the quest to stop them."
"And who are these members?" asked Snape.
" They are Trelawney, Filch, Hagrid and you Severus!" said Dumbledore.
The staff exploded in series of protesting and confusion.
"You can't seriously mean that Hedmaster!" exclaimed Minerva.
"I will have nothing to do with these people!" snarled Snape.
Albus calmed them down.
"No protests please! You are going to go now by this portkey." Yelled Albus over the noise pointing to a lamp on the table.
"Frederick Flitwick will be waiting for you and will tell you where to go on your destination." Explained Albus.
Reluctantly, Snape, Trelawney, Filch and Hagrid touched the lamp. They were immediately jerked off and were carried to another place.
When they landed, they looked around an unfamiliar surrounding. They were in the middle of a noisy street.
"Where are we?" asked Sibyll, dizzy from her journey.
Snape looked around and saw in the distance a familiar building he saw in pictures: the Eiffel Tower!
"We are in France!" roared Snape angrily, "Albus portkeyed us all the way to bloody France!" * No insult France! *
"Very far away…" murmured Hagrid trying to get it into his brain.
"And Frederick is supposed to wait for us here!" shrieked Filch in his shabby coat among well-dressed people who were watching him.
"Excuse me, I'm right here," piped up a familiar voice underneath them.
They turned to see Flitwick dressed in toddler's dungarees (apparently he couldn't find any muggle outfit to fit him).
"Come with me," he motioned them with a tiny hand.
They went to 'Luna Café' which was quite near. Sitting down in fancy chairs (Hagrid squashed one under his weight) they launched into the plan.
"Now," squeaked Flitwick under the table importantly, "you all have to go to Italy('one of my family estates are there!' exclaimed Snape), Yugoslavia, Cyprus, Germany, Romania and Greece."
"Is that it?" asked Sibyll with having everyone looking at her and then shaking their heads.
They have decided to go and have fun in Paris while they were there.
"Let's go to a funfair!" roared Hagrid thumping his fist on the table, breaking it.
And that's where they will go, they decided.
( All characters belong to J.K. Rowling)
Writer's note: OK guys, this is the story I have promised you. Do not blame me for the characters how they act because this is how I see them. Enjoy this story.
The staff came into the staff room by Dumbledore's orders.
"Do you know what is going on?" asked Julia Sprout.
"I don't know," answered back McGonagall.
The Headmaster sat on the highest chair, watching the staff file in. McGonagall was arguing with Snape which House will win the upcoming Quidditch match, Trelawney was murmuring about seeing some death omens, Sprout was nervous, Filch was slinking about in the corner, Hagrid was swaying ( he had drunk too much wine at dinner) and Vector and Sinistra were chatting happily about reading some articles from the Daily Prophet.
"Staff members from Hogwarts!" announced Albus standing up, "as you know, Hogwarts is in constant danger from Death Eater raids.
"Our college, Professor Snape, has discovered that the main Death Eaters have been spread out across Europe doing specific 'missions' for Voldemort. Four of our staff members will go on the quest to stop them."
"And who are these members?" asked Snape.
" They are Trelawney, Filch, Hagrid and you Severus!" said Dumbledore.
The staff exploded in series of protesting and confusion.
"You can't seriously mean that Hedmaster!" exclaimed Minerva.
"I will have nothing to do with these people!" snarled Snape.
Albus calmed them down.
"No protests please! You are going to go now by this portkey." Yelled Albus over the noise pointing to a lamp on the table.
"Frederick Flitwick will be waiting for you and will tell you where to go on your destination." Explained Albus.
Reluctantly, Snape, Trelawney, Filch and Hagrid touched the lamp. They were immediately jerked off and were carried to another place.
When they landed, they looked around an unfamiliar surrounding. They were in the middle of a noisy street.
"Where are we?" asked Sibyll, dizzy from her journey.
Snape looked around and saw in the distance a familiar building he saw in pictures: the Eiffel Tower!
"We are in France!" roared Snape angrily, "Albus portkeyed us all the way to bloody France!" * No insult France! *
"Very far away…" murmured Hagrid trying to get it into his brain.
"And Frederick is supposed to wait for us here!" shrieked Filch in his shabby coat among well-dressed people who were watching him.
"Excuse me, I'm right here," piped up a familiar voice underneath them.
They turned to see Flitwick dressed in toddler's dungarees (apparently he couldn't find any muggle outfit to fit him).
"Come with me," he motioned them with a tiny hand.
They went to 'Luna Café' which was quite near. Sitting down in fancy chairs (Hagrid squashed one under his weight) they launched into the plan.
"Now," squeaked Flitwick under the table importantly, "you all have to go to Italy('one of my family estates are there!' exclaimed Snape), Yugoslavia, Cyprus, Germany, Romania and Greece."
"Is that it?" asked Sibyll with having everyone looking at her and then shaking their heads.
They have decided to go and have fun in Paris while they were there.
"Let's go to a funfair!" roared Hagrid thumping his fist on the table, breaking it.
And that's where they will go, they decided.