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The sun he sat under was unbearably hot, and to add to torture, he was surrounded by water. It was so hot that the small row boat he was on was getting hot enough to cook him alive, that is if the sun didn't do first.
"Ah yes, nothing like fishing on a day like this, am I right Naruto" And old man with a white long hair, shades, a straw hat, and wart on his nose said. He pulled a cool drink from the color that was on the boat with them. "It's especially good with a cold drink" he said as he began to drink his cold drink, which Naruto suspected was Sake, mostly because it was a Sake bottle.

"Screw you Pervy-sage" Naruto said loudly as he wiped a bead of sweat that trickling down his forehead.

"Whoa, whats with the hostility today? I mean come on, we're out fishing" Jiraiya said as he tried to cheer the blond boy next to him.

"EXACTLY! WE'RE FISHING! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TRAINING!" Naruto yelled at the sage how could only grin and shake his head

"This is training, my young apprentice" Jiraiya said in his wise voice.

"WHAT?"

"Yep. You see, in battle, it's important for a shinobi not to panic or to give in to his fears and emotions, like how you just did. The result of such act could be very catastrophic and life threatening. And fishing is a good way to overcome this because you are forced to wait and to keep your cool." Suddenly Jiraiya's fishing pool began moving. He quickly put down his drink and grabbed hold of his rod with both hands as he stood. "And then your rewarded with..." he began to struggle "...a..." he than pulled his rod back as he fished a small fish out "Fish!" He then began to Unhook the fish and put in a basket "See?"

"Tch" Naruto scuffed "You stingy pervert. There's a perfectly good restaurant right there" Naruto pointed to beach where there was a wooden establishment that began from the short to a yard or so into the sea. The restaurant was maybe two stories tall, seemed like it wouldn't rank up to a five star but maybe around two stars. "The only reason were fishing is because you know I'm out of cash and you don't want to use yours!" Naruto yelled as he pointed an accusing finger at his master.

"See, you never would have figured it out if weren't for the time we spent here" Jiraiya argued with a smile as he placed a new bait on his hook.

"I knew that before we got on this stupid boat!" Naruto yelled as he got a cool soda from the cooler.

"Maybe, maybe not" Jiraiya said as he casted his hook out into sea. And then both of them were quiet. Jiraiya smiled as he drank his Sake while he watch a couple of girls swimming, Naruto on the other hand had a really bored look on his face as he quietly watched his fishing buoy bob up and down on the water.

"You know this also another kind of training" Began Jiraiya

"Really, you're still on that?" Naruto asked as he took another sip from cool drink.

"Yes I am. So tell me, are you still heads over heel for the pink haired girl?"

"Her name is Sakura Haruno and yes I am!"

"Alright, let me ask you this, have you ever been on a date with her."

"Yes I have."

"Oh really~ What did you do?"

"We had ramen and we talked" Naruto said with a shrug, "That's about it."

"Let me guess, she did most of the talking and it was about Sasuke?" Naruto didn't answer. "Hole in one" Jiraiya said with sigh. "Honestly kid, can you call that a date? If anything, you were just comforting a friend who has love sickness."

"Oh yeah! Well what about all those girls you pay to spend time with you, what do you call that" Naruto threw back.

"I call it getting my money's worth and enjoyment" Jiraiya said with a shrug "But tell me this, have you dated anybody else?"

"No, why would I" Naruto questioned angrily as he turned to glower at his master.

Jiraiya just sighed "Hate to brake it to you, kid, but if that's the case and if you're set on Sakura, then you'll never get her."

"WHAT? WHY NOT?"

"Because you don't have enough dating experience and you are not what she's looking for. This is where fishing comes in. You simply don't catch a big fish or the fish you want right off the bat. You need to work your way up to it. You need to start with the small fries, so to speak, then work your way up to a snapper or something."

"I can't do that!" Naruto argued "It's not right to date a girl if you're just using her!"

"As practice, I mean sure, dating girls back home could be a problem. But dating a girl out here, well; to them it would be nothing more than an interesting experience."

"Not doing it" Naruto said as he reeled back in his hook and frowned when he found that the bait was gone.

"Alright then," Jiraiya said as he smiled, "How about a bet? You win; I give you enough money to buy six bowls of ramen."

Naruto's ears perked up before he turned to face Jiraiya with gleaming eyes and asked fervently "WHAT'S THE BET!"

"Now hold on, see that girl over there" he pointed to a girl in with brown long hair tied to a pony tail, tanned, and low bust, wearing a one piece swimsuit. "If you lose, I'll give you money to ask her out for lunch and you can have ramen, but before the end of the day, you must kiss her no matter what. And while you're doing that, I'll see if I can score with her mom."

"I get ramen either way" Naruto said, sure he didn't feel right about kissing the girl because of his crush on Sakura or about Jiraiya using this bet as a way to score, but still after a month without ramen..."Deal! Now what's the best?"

"The next fish you catch has to be bigger than mine, or you lose."

"Alright! I'll do it" Naruto said as he quickly placed a new bait on his hook and casted it out into the sea.

"Heh heh" Jiraiya chuckled lightly "Sucker" he thought in his head. Jiraiya had actually fished around the area a lot and the fish don't get any larger than the one he recently caught.

"Seems like things just got interesting" Kakuzu said as he observed the blonde.

"...Amen" he heard from the bane of his existence.

"Must you do that?"

"Yes, I have to fucking do it! And what the fuck are you guys doing?" he addressed the group of people standing around "Quit fucking around!" And with that said they began to move.

"Oh no you don't" Naruto yelled as he and his clones chased the Jashinist pledges, Naruto was on the lower deck with the two Akatsuki members while the Jashinist pledges were on the upper deck, where the wheel was located. Then he gasped as he turned his head to the pile of smoke and heard popping sounds.

The smoke cleared to reveal the long, silver, haired Akatsuki member with the red tri-sickle scythe.

"Hey brat" he spat out "Did you fukin' forget about us already?" Then he heard a loud explosion to his right. He turned to see that the other enemies fired a cannon with a cable attached to a hook like thing that dug deep into the boat's metal frame and hooked on. Then he felt the wooden boat get pulled making him and the remaining clones stumble a bit.

"Damn" He muttered under his breath as he suddenly sensed danger and quickly jumped to the side. Some clones did so too but one wasn't so lucky.

"Nice reflexes" he heard from his left. He turned to see the guy with the pink turban as a black thread like substance retreated into him, the said substance also left holes on the deck. "And it's very interesting."

"What is" Naruto question loudly as he and the three clones behind him rushed the guy while the remaining clones rushed the silver haired guy in the pink robe.

Kakuzu was not only able to evade Naruto's attack but he was able to counter them. He caught the original's fist that was aimed to his face, grabbed his arm with his other free hand and proceeded to spin around while pulling him at the same time whilst using him as a club against the three clones that were behind him. After he heard the satisfying pops he let go of Naruto and away he went. He landed hard on the wooden deck and thanks to the momentum of the spin-throw, he was also sent rolling.

Hidan saw the clones rush him; he simply let out a battle cry as he spun around with his tri-scythe out with the full intent of skewering the clones only for them to jump above him to avoid the attack.

"FUCKING GOTCHA!" He yelled as he spun around again and was somehow able to launch all three of his blades at the airborne clones, slicing all of them up before they popped out of existence while leaving behind a white smoke that quickly disappeared.

As Naruto stood up while groaning in pain, he was able to see that the three blades were connected with a segmented cable that reconnected with the metal rod, once more creating a tripple sickle scythe. He let go of the side he was holding as he felt the pain subside.

"The way you use those shadow clones of yours" Kakuzu Continued.

"Huh?" Naruto said as he took a step back "What do you mean" he asked as felt his back connect with the wooden railing.

"Oh, I'm just saying how I've never seen them in use like that. And certainly not in that number, though, I'm sure it wouldn't be much of problem for a Jinchuriki to produce that amount. By the way, do they even know?" He asked with a little amusement in voice.

Naruto knew what he was referring to, his friends "What's it to you?"

"Just curious" he said nonchalantly.

"What're you bastards doing with the bijus?" Naruto asked back.

"Up yours fucktard, that's what" Hidan yelled.

"Worth a try" Naruto said as he pulled out a Kunai.

"You know, for a clever boy, you're not so clever."

"Oh yeah" Naruto threw back as he got his Kunai in a good position to stab.

"Oh definitely, after all, your taking the two of us on by yourself. And it seems you don't want to use that 'special' chakra of yours. Or is it because you don't know how to use it?"

He scoffed "Like I'll tell ya" Naruto spat.

"So it's both I take it." Kakuzu chuckled before an idea hit him. "Tell you what; I guess something, now you guess. Which biju does our jinchuriki have?"

"You bastards" Naruto began with a few batted breaths "I'm going to kill you!"

"Oooh did we press a fucking button on the fucking baby? Just guess you fucktard! What our bitch's Biju!" Hidan yelled back following his partners lead. "Kakuzu, da' fuck you on about" Hidan question in his head.

"The Nanabi, right" Naruto asked as he got a better look of the vessel he was on.

"Why" Kakuzu began "You said that rather confidently."

Hidan caught on as he laughed loudly "What's so damn funny?"

"What a dumb little brat you are" Kakuzu said as he too chuckled.

"Who the fuck said we even had fucking jinchuriki on board in the fucking first place? After all we could have just been playing along to begin with."

"Though now we can guess what you and your friends were doing out here" Naruto's eyes slowly grew wide for a brief moment as he realized his mistake before he gritted his teeth. "You're not really bright, are you? I mean it takes both cunning and illusion to be an effective ninja."

"Please" he scoffed "I can still handle the two of you just fine" he yelled confidently as he stabbed his left hand. He screamed in pain as soon as the tip dug in and then he twisted it making him scream even louder.

"Damn" Sakura muttered as she gave battle cry and charged straight at the black haired girl and sent one of her power packed punch straight to her face, only for her to grab her arm for a brief second, spin and elbow Sakura on the forehead. "Ow" Sakura yelled before the girl dropped backwards on her hands and pressed both her feet on Sakura's abdomen while she was stunned.

"What's the matter, Pinkwad? I thought you were a ninja" she spat with a glee.

"Ohhhhhh" Sakura said as she stood up "Just keep talking bitch."

"It's Ayumi you bitch!"

Hinata couldn't believe it. She would jab the red headed twins with her gentle fist and then they would poke each other in such explicit manners, not sexually mind you, and somehow their chakra network would be open again.

"Wow that's" Began one twin.

"Awesome" Finished the other twin with a smile.

"Jin, she can block our chakra network" said the first.

"Why yes Jun, I'd say she's from the Hyuga clan."

"A clear forehead" said Jin "She must be from the main branch."

"Oh yes" said Jun "Good form too, both in figure and in stance."

Hinata rushed them again and jabbed Jin two times in the arm and three times on the side before she ducked what seemed to be a poke from Jun and jabbed him six times on the back before she backed away to a reasonable range.

"Ow that's very painful, Jun" Jin said as he poked said person on the back while said person poked him on the upper arm.

"Yes, very. This is why I prefer your gentle touch" he said as slid his finger up Jin's arm earning a small whimper from him.

"Jun not here..."

Despite their weird conversation that constantly baffled Hinata and caused her to blush, she was able to catch on to their attack "Acupuncture?"

"Similar" Jun began.

"But different" Finished Jin.

"Y-y-you open the chakra networks, but the way you-the way you strike. You can only open them."

"And with a gentle touch" Jun said as he prepared himself.

"A lot more gentle when compared to the gentle fist." Then they both charged at her. Hinata was able o dodge their attacks but when she attacked they were able to counter and poke her left arm. After she got a good distance she noticed what they did, she then began to block her own chakra network "Y-you open up chakra pathways to the point where it would over flow and cause an imbalance as well as tighten the muscle if not treated properly."

"Wow, for a girl like yourself, you're very clever."

"Very."

"WHY!" Ino whined loudly "Why is it that most of the cute guys are evil?"

"Well let's face it, darlin'" Said the blond guy coolly as he ran his hand through his combed hair "All the girls like bad boyz" stressing out the z instead of the s.

"HEY!" Ino yelled as she was suddenly enraged and pointed a finger at him "That's just a dirty stereotype!" then she whispered to herself "Though that happens to be true in my case."

"GYAAAAA!" ran in their ears as Naruto's cry of pain became audible.

"Naruto" Sakura said as she tried to look at the boat only to dodge an attack from Ayumi.

"Pay attention bitch!" then she turned to look at the blond guy "Arata! Don't just stand there like a pussy, do something!"

"Leave me alone!" He yelled back as he pulled out a scroll "I do things in my own pace."

"Naruto" Hinata said as she used her byakugan to see that Naruto stabbed himself. Then she yelled "Hya!" as she dodge combination attack from Jun and Jin.

"Looks like sensei" began Jun.

"Is having fun" finished Jin.

"Well that wasn't fun" Hidan said as he stared at Naruto.

"Exactly what was the point of that?" Kakuzu asked with a raised brow as he stood firm.

"I think the fucking brat cracked" Hidan stated as he only prepared his weapon to defend against whatever a crazy jinchurki would do. Then Naruto started chuckling which caught both of their attention "Then again, maybe it's his form of calming the fuck down."

"Did you assholes forget already?" Naruto asked as his blood dripped on the deck. Though he was talking to both of them with full attention, Naruto failed to noticed the way Hidan looked at the blood with a grin that grew wider and wider with each drop. "We're in eel infested waters!" Then he withdrew his Kunai and placed his bleeding hand over the edge of the boat curled it into a fist and let the blood drip into the ocean. "Now who said I wasn't cunning?"

Hidan suddenly burst out laughing "YOU FUCKING RETARD!" Hidan yelled almost historically. "We're on a boat you fucking dumb ass! What good are a bunch of fucking eels gonna do? Gnaw on the fucking ship?"

Naruto just chuckled which put two Akatsuki members on edge even more "A ninja doesn't tell their enemy what they're going to do."

"EXACTLY!" Naruto gasped as he heard the voice from the railings. Then white hand just lashed out from railings and grabbed his bleeding hand then a white humanoid creature with green hair and only a left eye emerged with it as well "Hahahaha!" Laughed the white humanoid thing "You know Kakuzu and Hidan, and now you know me, White Zetsu" said White Zetsu with so much joy.

Naruto just looked at him with wide eyes "EW! What the hell are you, Dattebayo!" White Zetsu's hand felt so...smooth and...weird, it sent a spine crawling tingle down his neck. Naruto quickly threw a punch at Zetsu only for him to jump up high to dodge it and land near Kakuzu and chuckle.

"Well aren't you rude, I was only introducing myself" said White Zetzu with a weird smile plastered on his face.

"Yeah well, all I have to know is if you're Akatsuki or not so that I can kick your ass."

"OK, now I know your fucktarded" Hidan said "There's three of us and one little bitch named you. Do the fucking math you retarded fuckwad, we got you covered and those fucking bitches you call clones are weak as fuck!"

"That's because I was just getting warmed up" Naruto lied "I can take all three of you on without breaking a sweat! Shadow Clone Jutsu!" He yelled as he crossed his fingers and then was covered by a large puff of white smoke. Then thirty clones jumped out and began their attack with their battle cry.

"BRING IT ON BITCHES!" Hidan yelled in excitement as he charged straight into the cloud and jumped while he prepared his weapon to bring it down on what ever foe he could hit. And on his way down he took took out two clones, one with his tri-sickle scythe and one with his feet. After that he was quickly surrounded by five clones while the twenty-five more charged at both White Zetsu and Kakuzu.

"He's got guts, I'll give him that. And his usage of clones are unique" Kakuzu said as he side stepped a few attacks while he redirected three attacks which took out six clones. "But it's annoying."

"For you maybe" Said white Zetsu as he dodged few attacks and jumped into the smoke Kakuzu created by destroying the clones "But it isn't for me!" The clones quickly surround both Kakuzu and the cloud of smoke. Then as soon as the cloud of smoke disappeared, Kakuzu let out a "Hm" as he noticed he was surrounded...alone.

"What the-" One of the clones let out "Where'd he go!?"

"MUAHAHAHAHA!" Some clones turned to look at Hidan who just who was staring at a clone who was struggling to stand up only for Hidan to stump on it's head, destroying the clone into a puff of white smoke. Even though Hidan seemed well...OK, he seemed well enough for a crazy psychopath, he still had a bruise on his left cheek, a bit blood leaking from his nose, and a bump on the left side of his forehead that seemed to be swelling "This shit's fucking easy!"

"Yeah...it is" Kakuzu mentally agreed "A little too easy..." Kakuzu, unlike most shinobis, has had the luxury, or curse, of living for a very long time. After living for about a century, he learned a few things and one of them was a new sense of reasoning. He took another gander at the clones and their attack. "They all have that stab wound on their hands" he observed "But none of them are bleeding." Kakusu began to dodge another barrage of attacks only to notice another odd thing. "All of them have tool kits, so then why aren't they using Kunais, Shurikens, or even matsubichi spikes?" He dodge a few more attacks before he stomped his foot on a clones head, dispelling it, did a back flip and kicked another clone. He quickly punched another clone while he let a few threads come out his other arm and stab two more clones, effectively dispelling them. "If this brat spent a couple of years training with a Sannin-" He elbowed clone rushing his left a clone. As the clone stumbled one step, Kakuzu kept his momentum and did a low sweep. Because the clone manage one step back he was about two take another when Kakuzu did the low sweep, meaning he had one foot on the ground, since Naruto didn't have a good footing, the sweep and manage to get his foot off the ground and his body falling to the side. But Kakuzu didn't stop there, he quickly grabbed the blond clone's foot as his head hit the deck and did a quick a spin to gain some momentum and threw the clone at another one that was charging him, clone connected to clone and they both dispelled "-since he's not using jutsus his skill in taijutsu should be superb. And yet his taijutsu skill is about average." He turned to see a group of clones, all growling at him; they soon braced to go rush him, only to be sliced into a large puff of smoke. "HAHAHAHA!" Hidan laughed out hysterically. "COME ON BITCHES! GIVE ME A FUCKING CHALLENGE!" This time his right sleeve was ripped off.

There were two Narutos left, one took a step forward and brough it his fist up and said "Oh yeah!? Well I ain't done yet!" He quickly got in position and had the hand sign formed and just about to yell his jutsu out when the other Naruto came from behind and put him in a chokehold. The Naruto quickly pulled one arm behind the other Naruto's back and forced him unto the wooden deck while continuing to choke him.

"Guess who" a familiar voice said to the Naruto. After that the Naruto that was choking the other quickly warped and extended its body before it turned pale white. The blond hair dyed into a leafy green color and one of its eyes shrunk. "It's me~" Sang out White Zetzu with a toothy smirk on his face.

"Fucking told ya you were retarded" Hidan said as he approached the blond while resisting the urge to kill said blond. Kakuzu just kept staring at the blond with confusion, something didn't feel right. Hidan was right in front of the blond that was almost passed out from oxygen deprivation, raised a foot as he yelled "Take this bitch!" Before he stumped down hard on his face, then the body exploded into smoke. "DA FUQ!" Hidan yelled as White Zetsu landed on the deck with a confused look on his face.

SPLASH!

Then all members snapped their heads to the nose of the ship, where the cannon was that fired the hook with a cable attach to the other ship, "Was" being the key word. Two more Naruto stood right where it used to be. And one of those clones was bleeding from the hand. Kakuzu noticed that there wasn't any blood trails leading to where the two Naruto's were at now.

"I get it" Kakuzu said earning the attention of his two fellow "companions", he then chuckled. "It's also amusing. He used the smoke cloud he created as cover while he jumped overboard and ran around the hull of the ship. Then, while his clones distracted us, he pushed the grappling cannon overboard. He also ordered his clones not use any jutsus or weapons because he was afraid that he would accidentally kill us and lose any potential information on her or the Akatsuki."

"The bitch?"

"Quean" Zetzu said quickly.

"Shut the fuck up! Either fucking ways, what the fuck is that fucktard trying to do?" Hidan asked as he readied his weapon to strike.

"We're on the waves and winds, Hidan" said White Zetsu "The other boat seems to be running on an engine. This means that both of our ships are separating from each other simultaneously."

"Again, the fucks will that do?"

"For him" Kakuzu began "Nothing, maybe an assurance that we won't get his his little friends for a while. But for us, that means we can be a little looser."

"That's right" White Zetsu said as he prepared to go on the defense. The two Narutos had shifted their attentions on them "So long as one ship is still working and the jinchurikis are still alive-"

"-We can a little more fun" Hidan said as he caught on with a smirk. Then it was replaced with a confused look. "Hey wait a minute. I can't do anything that could potentially destroy a ship, how about you Zetsu?"

"Nope, besides taijutsu, I can only mimic chakra and appearances."

"Then how the fuck is this a fucking advantage for us!"

"Because this means I can be little bit more loose" Kakuzu said as he smirked beneath his mask an adjusted his pink turban.

"FUCK YOU! That only works for you, dick-wad!"

"Here he comes" said the White Zetsu with a little glee in his voice. The Narutos had apparently multiplied from two to about forty of them. And this time, they pulled out Kunais.

"And this times, he's serious" Kakuzu chuckled out. All the clones quickly rushed them, giving out large battle cries. Then they jumped to their targets. Ten clones jumped at White Zetsu, fifteen on Hidan, and fifteen on Kakuzu. The Second the clones landed, Kakuzu quickly used a jutsu. He quickly formed a seal before he sucked a huge a amount of air and yelled "Wind style: Wind Pressure!"

All the Naruto's gave a gasp as they were all blown back by a great force of wind, even some of the deck came off. Multiple popping sounds could be heard as the clones collided with the upper deck, leaving a large thick white smoke covering the area where clones landed.

"The hell" the blond grunted out as he and a bunch of other clones that survived stood up.

"Not that this isn't fun fucktard" He heard the silver haired man say as he moved to where Naruto stabbed himself "But I want to feel the fucking thrill of killing! So I'm going to fucking end this!" Naruto saw the man dip his scythe into the small pool of blood and then brought it to his lips and licked it with a sickening smirk. After that he took his scythe and stabbed himself in the gut.

"Um...exactly what was the point of that" Naruto yelled with a smirk. "He's probably an idiot" a clone yelled "Or he cracked" remarked another. Naruto knew some people were crazy but this was just new. Then he heard a chuckle before it turned into a madman's laughing cackle. He then made a circle with his foot and used the blood that was spilling out of him. After that he started to make a triangle.

"How has he not passed out from blood loss yet?" Naruto thought as he saw the scene transpire before him. Then, after Hidan was done making the blood triangle inside the circle of blood, his skin began to slowly turn black with white bone markings, much to Naruto's astonishment, not black people black, but literally black!

"Um, am I crazy or did he skin really turn black" He asked to no one in particular. "If you're crazy than I'm crazy" said a clone "Yeah I saw it too!" Said another "Me too!" added another.

"Ya fuck like that?" Hidan yelled at the clones as he raised his scythe to his face "Then you'll fucking love this you damn masochist!" He suddenly pulled the scythe down while cutting his cheek. At that same instant Naruto grabbed his cheek as he let out a surprised yell of pain as his clones exploded simultaneously leaving a few puffs of smoke.

"Well how about that" Kakuzu said "Looks like Hidan's curse can be useful other than killing people after all."

"Yes it does seem to not only affect the person who's 'cursed' but also his clones. With an opponent like the Kyuubi jinchuriki, it's very effective" Said White Zetzu with a grin.

"What the hell!" Naruto sputtered out while he held his bleeding cheek. Not did his cheek mysteriously get cut that was very, very similar to the one Hidan has but his clones were suddenly replaced a by white clouds of smoke. There was absolutely no reason whatsoever for his clones to disappear.

"What the hell did you do" He yelled at the sliver haired man.

"You liked it? Have another fucking taste!" Hidan then made another slice with his scythe, but this time it was on his upper left arm, close to his shoulder. Naruto suddenly felt pain in the exact area where Hidan cut himself and quickly griped it. A painful breath escaped his gritted teeth as he felt a familiar sensation of blood seeping out his wound. Laughter soon reached his ears and he didn't need to see to know it was coming from Hidan. "Doesn't it feel great? Can you feel it! Oh can you fucking feel it!"

"Yes I can somehow feel it you asshole! Just what the hell did you do to me! In fact, How the hell are you not dead yet?"

"Because the lord, Jashin, protects me!"

"Huh" was all Naruto could say as he continues to hear the man talk so passionate about a guy or girl named Jashin.

"Yes he protects me! He enables me to share my glorious pain with my victims! And all he asks in return is complete chaos and a great slaughter! Thousands of victims just waiting to be sacrificed for his holiness! Buahahahahahahaha!"

"What the fuck is wrong with you, dattebayo" was all Naruto could say with wide eyes.

"I ask the same exact question everyday" a voice from behind him said. Naruto was only able to manage a gasp before he was force to roll off the upper deck. He landed down hard and just when he was about to push himself up, a pair of hands erected from decks and grabbed a hold of Naruto.

"You should have never lost sight of all of your enemies" another familiar voice said. Then a face erected just a few inches from Naruto, it was White Zetsu.

"OK! This is seriously getting creepy" Naruto yelled as he moved his head back "Dattebayo!" he then head butted White Zetzu, stunning him long enough for Naruto to break free from his grasp. He rolled to the railings and stood up just in time to see Hidan rub his head in pain.

"Well brat it's time to fuckin' end it!" Hidan then hooked his triple-sickle scythe into the reelings and then reached into his pink robe and pulled a smile spike that extended into a larger one. "So tell me where you fucking want it! Would you like in the Fucking thigh or the fucking knee?"

"Um… neither?"

"Both it is!" Hidan brought the spike up and was about to bring it down when Naruto used the ring of the Kunai he had in hand and rammed it into the back of his hand as hard as he could. He then heard a cry of pain come from the now black man with white skeletal markings. He had dropped the spike and was now holding the back of his hand "SONNAVA BIIIIIIIITCH!"

"Heh heh" Naruto chuckled through his gritted teeth, "Looks like it works both ways jack ass!"

"Of all days, why'd it have to be today?" Jiraiya asked as he caried is small fish while walking to their room across the beach.

"Ramen-ramen, ra-men!" Naruto chanted in a musical fashion a he carried that was slightly bigger than himself and way bigger than Jiraiya's fish.

"Alright kid, you won, so don't be a sore winner and rub it in" Jiraiya said with a depressed sigh.

"Well that's your fault for losing" Naruto said "Man, I can't wait for ramen. OH! Maybe I can sell this fish and get some extra money for more ramen, dattebayo!"

Jiraiya groaned "You and your ramen addiction."

"MOM!" Both males turned to see that a woman was currently lying on the sand with people crowding around her, especially one girl Naruto recognised as the girl Jiraiya wanted him to date if he lost the bet. They're both dropped their fish as they ran down to the woman.

"Excuse me" Jiraiya boomed with a voice of command as people looked at him and made way for him. Naruto himself was not surprised, sure the old guy was a big pervert, but he had his moments and this was looking like it would turn to be one of them. "What happened" Jiraiya said as he crouched down to women and started checking for a pulse.

"I don't know, I was sipping my drink for a minute and the next she was like that."

Suddenly, Jiraiya gasped. He quickly moved the woman's head to a certain position and kissed her. Naruto was about to yell at him, but Jiraiya parted his lips from hers and bang pushing his hand on her chest.

"Come on-come on" Jiraiya muttered before he kissed the woman again. After that he began pumping his hands into her chest again. This time the woman spitted globs of water out.

"You alright" Jiraiya asked. The woman nodded and then she spit more globs of water out.

"Pervy-sage, what'd you do" Naruto whispered.

"CPR" Responded Jiraiya "You do know what CPR is, right?"

"Eh..." Naruto trailed off.

"I guess I know what's up next in our training regime."

"OW! OK! What the hell is it with you and that whip?" Ino yelled, right now she had a lot of cuts on her abdomen, her shirt ripped and torn, showing a lot of skin and blood. Arata just shrugged as he whipped his whip on the deck.

"I'm just sexual deviant who like's domination, s'there somethin' wrong with that?"

"'S'there somethin' wrong with that'" repeated Ino before she yelled: "You're cutting me up! Just wait till I get my hands on you!"

"Oh I'm waitin', believe me" he said with a grin. "I just can't wait for you to get close enough for me to get my hands on you. Then I'll smother till ya pass out" he said the last few words almost in a squeal. "Then I'll tie you to a bed; make sure you're bound all nice, tight and comfortable. Then I'll cut you up till you start bleedin' and cryin', just beggin' me to stop. Then fondle your breast as I choke with my-OW!" He suddenly ended being hit in the head with cup that originated from Ayumi.

"Quit it you freak!" Ayumi then dodged a straight punch from Sakura.

"Hey you bitch!" He turned to Ayumi "What the hell are you doing." Then his eyes widen and then a rustled thump was heard. Arata turned his head to Ino's now collapse body.

"See you fucking freak! You made that girl pass out! Now help me out with this bitch!"

"SONNAVA BIIIIIIIITCH!" They all heard come from a distance.

"What the hell" Ayumi said as she dodged a kick. She backed up to the rails until she saw something she didn't like "WHAT THE HELL!" The boat she came in was now far away from the boat she was on and it was moving away. "Our boats getting away!"

"Wait what?" said one of the twins as he stopped his lunge at Hinata who dodged anyway.

"Our boats leaving" inquired the other twin.

"Fuck! Arata help me out with this! We need to jack this boat and get to ours!" She was about to rush Sakura when suddenly she was whipped on the shoulder "OW!" Sakura smirked and rushed towards Ayumi while she was distracted and gave her an uppercut! She was sent flying upward before she came back down to the ocean. With a splash she was in the water. Then her body floated up. Sakura took the time to look over the railing with Arata to see that she had quickly regained consciousness. She then began swimming to the boat and as soon as she touched the hull, she screamed. The water around her began to turn red. Soon, eels began to come out of the water and make their way towards her. She continued to scream as the eels began to sink their teeth into her flesh and severe it from her body. Blood poured out and continued to stain the sea red. And then the screams stopped. The eels continued to feast on her body, ripping, tearing, and crunching up her bones until nothing was left floating except for her now ragged black hair.

Sakura swallowed a bit of vomit that was about leave her throat. Sure she expected to see people die in her line of work, especially as a medic-nin. But to see people get devoured by sea creatures and knowing that it was your fault, not exactly what she had in mind. She turned to see Arata who struggling to hold down his vomit. But sadly he failed and puked over the rails.

"You OK?" Sakura asked as she felt the need to vomit rise again. Arata looked at her with droopy eyes and seemed like he was about to say something when he puked again over the rails as his legs gave out and slid underneath him, letting his knees hit the floor.

"No way, Arata betrayed us!" said one of the twins. Over time, everyone who was paying attention lost tract of who's Jin and who's Jun.

"No Jun, that Blondie is a Yamanaka. Think about it, Arata usually whips Ayumi in the ass instead of her shoulder, he's done that ever since we pretended to be pirate-nins" explained the twin now known as Jin.

"Hmm...That is true, so the Blondie used that mind transfer jutsu thingy to take over Arata's body while he was distracted!" Concluded Jun "No wonder she was weak, one on one wasn't her forte."

"Wait" said Arata...err-Ino as he...she finished puking. "You're telling me you guys pretended to be pirates! And I'm not weak!"

"YEP" they both yelled in Unison as they dodged a few more attacks from Hinata.

"Well Jun" Began one twin.

"Well Jin" said the other.

"Two against three can be pretty tricky."

"And catching up to our boat requires we finish this fight quickly before it gets sticky."

"Looks like..." began Jun.

"It's time for..." continued Jin, then both twins finished together.

"-OUR SECRET TECHNIQUE!" Both twins yelled as they jumped several steps back.

"Great, now what are these quirky guys up to" Sakura muttered. She had to admit, the conversations the two had were...weird to say the least. And not only that, they somehow manage to evade most of Hinata's attacks, and when do they get hit they can reopen their chakra network with some form of acupuncture. And then suddenly both guys took each other's shirts off showing how muscular and well formed their bodies were.

"Again" Ara-Ino began "Why are all the hot guys evil!"

"Were not evil" Began Jun.

"We just have a somewhat incontrollable impulse to kill people."

"Yeah, it's not our fault we were born this way."

"I mean we have to kill people, we got to."

"That's why we wanted to become Jashinist where our impulses would be welcomed."

"And that we would be able to kill Blondie here with a bit more purpose in our lives. Besides I like the way you were born, Jun."

"I like the way you were born too, Jin."

"Yeah well" began Ino with a flushed face "You psycho twins can shut it! We're taking you guys down before you kill anyone!...And quit calling me Blondie!"

"Wait" began Jin this time.

"Twins?" Jun finished as both him and Jin looked at each other.

"Oh yeah, we do look like Twins, don't we?"

"We sure do."

"Y-you're not twins?" Hinata asked as she slowly made her way back to Sakura. Though she seemed fine, Hinata was actually in quite of deal of pain. Every time one of the two read heads landed a blow on her, the opened up a chakra point, which forced her to seal a chakra point to balance out the chakra point the red heads opened.

"Nope" said Jin.

"When we met each other we were complete strangers! I myself am from the land of Snow" said Jun

"And I'm from the land of Hot springs...but I was born in the land of Snow before I was adopted!"

"My parents told me they I had a brother out there somewhere...could it be?"

"Are-are we?"

"Brothers!" they both yelled in unison. Then they both hugged each other and started jumping up and down while chanting in unison "We're brothers! We're brothers! We're brothers!" which caused everyone who looked at the scene to sweat drop a bit.

"Well now let's celebrate by" Began Jun once more.

"Killing everyone on board with our secrete technique" finish Jin. Needless to say that this statement caused everyone to put their guards up for whatever craziness the now realized twins were about to do. Both twins pulled out some sort of cylinder shaped containers and popped the lid. Soon they pulled out needles. Everyone was ready to dodge, well Ino was going to run to her body and use Arata as a meat shield. But instead of throwing them at the girls, the twins started to put the needles inside themselves.

"Wh-wh-what are you guys doing" Hinata asked as she saw the twins sink the long needles into their skin.

"We're going to show you" began Jun as his muscles started twitching.

"The true power of acupuncture" yelled Jin. Then the two slim red headed twin boys with well formed muscles suddenly expanded. Their muscles grew ten times their normal size, the shorts they were using expanded and ripped. And in the end, two red headed hulking behemoths were left standing.

"What the fuck" was all Ino was able to say through Arata's mouth.

"What the fuck" was all Naruto was able to say. All around his body were other bodies growing off his body. One thing though, they were pale white. "What the hell his this!" There was body growing off his left arm and on his right arm, one from his back and one from his chest.

"It's my Spore Jutsu~" singsonged White Zetsu as he slowly emerged from the wooden deck. "I casted it on you when we shook hands" the memory of Zetsu emerging from the railings and grabbing his hand quickly flashed through Naruto's mind. "I guess now I'm rubbing off on you~"

"Huh, another useful trick, I assume they feasted on his chakra" observed Kakuzu.

"They still are, it took a while for the spores to soak up enough chakra to even begin to form, but their early."

"That's because this kid uses chakra like water when he makes those clones of his."

"Thanks for making sure I was fine you fucking assholes" bellowed Hidan as he rubbed his wrist.

"I ain't done yet!" Naruto yelled as the weight of the extra bodies forced him down to his knee.

"You are fucking joking? You can barely move shit-wad! It's fucking over! And I'll make sure it is..." Naruto was able to see Hidan crouching to pick up the spike he dropped.

"Crap" ran through his head. His wrist still hurt and he injured his right knee when he evaded Kakuzu's last attack. And right now the bodies that were growing off him were fully form and had him pinned down because he tried to collect chakra before he heard Zetzu's bit. The ones that grew off his arms kept them restrained and apart from each other, the ones from his chest and back kept him on the flat on the deck and legs from moving. Earlier, but the bodies made sure to keep his hands away from each other. Worse was that his left hand had recently stopped bleeding, but he could barley move it. "Now what do I do!" And then suddenly his whole body felt like someone covered it with ice. Time seemed to stop, Hidan was still on his way to standing up from crouching to pick his weapon, the Zetzu's growing off of his body were still restraining him, noise became nonexistent, and all other forms of stimuli were gone. The only feeling he felt was the cold. And then searing hot pain emerged from his thigh, exactly from his pocket...the pocket that had the blue coin...

What followed next was a bright light, not completely white though, there was a few red, blue, and green streaks of light that came from the center of the white light. Green streak went down right sideways, blue went down left sideways, and red went straight up the middle. The streaks of light expanded until everything was white. The white soon faded to reveal a bunch of white stones.

"That's amazing Megumi-sama" Naruto heard from his left. He turned to look a little boy who seemed familiar to him. "Please do it again, Pleeeaaaasseee" he begged.

Then suddenly Naruto chuckled, only it wasn't his chuckle, it wasn't even a male chuckle! He could feel his hand move to his mouth to in order to stifle the chuckle, but what he felt vibrate with in him, was the voice of a female. "Oh, alright" her delicate voice came out of his lips. It was like he was reliving someone else's memory. He then brought his hands to up and found that they weren't his. They were pale and the nails were painted pink.

In front of his...her hands, was a small ink container. She brought her hands over it and slowly, to him, made a few hand seals, but it was probably too fast for the boy. And not only that, but he could even feel the amount of chakra she was using. "Lost Art: 3D Seal" she yelled and then the liquid suddenly started moving. She ran through another set of seals, they were fast but slow enough for Naruto to see the seals and feel the amount or ratio of chakra collected in her hands. But this time, the name surprised him. "Jinchuriki: Endless Seal!" and then the black liquid began taking shape with a familiar spiral on the center of a star that then expanded into triangles of what Naruto could tell were simple Kanjis and squiggly lines that ended with pointy triangles at the end of each arm of the star.

She then picked up a stone and threw it in the air as hard she could. The stone went up before it began to fall back down. She lifted her star-seal-thingy that resembled a a four pronged shuriken up above her head. "Seal!" She yelled and then the spiral at the center expanded causing the seal to expand and look like a giant flat shuriken right before the stone fell on it and was sealed. The seal reverted back to its original shuriken like size. She then flipped the seal to the other side. She looked in front of her to see a paper bulls-eye in the distant. Naruto could feel her wet her lips as she took aim, closing her left eye and aiming with her right, she used the spiral as some sort of precision dot before she adjusted the spiral to point a bit upwards before she yelled "Release!" And the seal expanded once more and released the stone. He watched as the stone sealed through the air and then hit the bulls-eye dead in the center.

"That's so cool" the boy practically yelled.

"You know" the girls voice came out of his mouth as he/she smiled "Your easily impressed" she moved seal above the container that was recently used to house the ink she used and then in a few seconds, the seal melted into the container.

"Yeah I know but you can easily do jutsus and stuff without even making your hand touch, you can even do some with a single hand and I think that's very cool" the kid said as he tapped his index fingers together with a small blush on his face. It was then that Naruto started paying attention.

"I can" she admitted through his lips "But it's because I know the jutsu completely. You see, hand seals are used to focused and distribute the chakra you collect. Like a seal. The hand seals then release the chakra in unique way that alters the natural world using the already existing elements in ways that are bit too unrealistic" she calmly explained. "So when you used a jutsu," she further explained "You feel the chakra being more you use it, the more you become familiar with the way chakra is distributed and released. Then, if you're experienced enough, you can pull off a jutsu with one hand, you can even do it without hand seals if you're really know how to distribute it. Do you understand?"

"I kinda get it" said the kid "But I don't understand why your showing me all this."

"You and me both" Naruto thought to himself. He was sure now that whoever this Megumi was, he was reliving her memory, but how and for what reason? And besides that, where had he heard that name before?

"That's because one day," she began as he felt her hand begin to dig into whatever pockets she had and pulled out a small circular object "I will give you this to protect" she then showed him a blue coin with a spiral.

"A blue coin?" He asked, but he felt Megumi shake her head "No not just a 'blue coin,' it's a special coin. This coin will contain both my mine and my branch's legacy. And before I disappear from this world, I will give it to you for you to protect it, Hiro."

Hiro, that name struck Naruto hard. And suddenly the memory of the old man who gave him a blue can ran through his head. "Hiro Midori!" Naruto yelled in head "This kid was Hiro Midori! So then this Megumi must be Megumi Uzumaki!"

"You will protect this coin and only give it to a person with the same surname as me, that is, if you think he or she has a kind soul."

"But" began young Hiro "I don't...I still don't understand."

He suddenly felt Megumi kneel down next to Hiro though his body and placed a hand on his shoulder "And I hope you never have to" she whispered "At least not the way I'm afraid of."

"Uh..." said Hiro not really sure what to say.

"It's okay if you don't understand yet, Hiro. But," she suddenly hugged him "I'm afraid of what lies in the future. I'm afraid of what might become of Uzo no Kuni (Land of Whirlpools)."

"Okay, but what does this have to do with the jutsu's you showed me?"

"Cause I felt like it"we his/her honest reply.

And then suddenly there was a bright light, and then Naruto found himself in the predicament he was in before the weird vision or...whatever the hell that was called.

"Get ready for a world of fucking pain ya fucking brat" Hidan yelled with

"Crap" he muttered before the lesson Megumi told Hiro suddenly ran through his head. "Now or never" he muttered as he concentrated on both of his hands. He collected just enough chakra to to create enough clones to get the ones pinning him down off him, which was rather quick. And then he moved his hands as if they were together and performed his best jutsu. "SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!"

The clones suddenly appeared beside the other clones and immediately talcked them to the ground, then quickly found that they didn't disperse, disappear, to turn to water, stone, or mud like regular clones. The Zetzu clones appear to be real flesh and, maybe, blood clones. But the Zetzu clones were off him and that's what mattered if a bad-mouthing psychopath that could inflict damage on you by damaging himself was about to hurt himself with a spike.

He pushed himself up and lunged himself at the silver haired bastard, right arm already cocked back, and flung his fist right into Hidan's face, straight in the nose!

Hidan let out a short cry as the force of the punch sent him flying backwards a few inches, unfortunately though; he was still on the blood seal. Naruto let out a short cry as he suddenly felt his own punch and was sent backwards a few inches and landed on his back.

"Ow" he said as he quickly rubbed his nose. When he was done he was greeted to the sight of Kakuzu with his arm cocked back, no doubt ready to punch. He quickly rolled to the side and avoided the punch that went through the deck. Sure, using threads would have been easier but he needed to take the jinchuriki alive, but the punch was a bit too hard. After Naruto stopped rolling he stood up in time to see the last of his clones get taken down by a group of Zetzu clones.

"Hmm seems like the Kyuubi Jinchuriki had few tricks up sleeves than we originally thought" said one of the Zetzu in a nonchalant tone.

"So he can be serious" Kakuzu thought as spared the clone a glance before he directed he gaze at the blond in front of him. "And this kid is getting more interesting by the minute. He created clones without his hands touching together, but he still performed the hand signals. Not exactly an easy thing to do."

By this time Hidan was already up rubbing his face and cursing to the whatever god there was that he was going to kill the little blond fucker or he was going to murder an entire village, and not entirely for fun either. "Alright you blond fucking piece of shit! I've fucking had it with you!" He yelled as h moved inside the seal he created. He brought the spike he brought up with him and outstretched his arm, aiming the tip of the spike to his chest, obviously aiming for the heart. His orders were to take the jinchuriki alive, sure, killing them then dealing with the weakened biju would be difficult, but doable.

"Hidan wait!" One of the Zetzu said in an attempt to stop him, but it was too late. He had already plunged the spike into his stomach with a smirk, then he gasped as he saw the colors of his hands. They had already reverted back to his natural skin color instead of black with bone markings.

"I tried to warn you."

"Heh-heh" they heard Naruto chuckle "You see, I made a small cut into that seal of yours with the back of my foot." But then he frown "Without that seal of yours, you're not immortal." He couldn't see Hidan, his eyes were focused on both Kakuzu and Zetzu and his clones that seem to be legit clones. So when he heard a thump of a body, he release a heavy sigh from his nose, killing still didn't sit right with him. At most he has killed, directly anyway, only a few people. But it was one of the things he accepted when he became a ninja. Sometimes you have to get your hands dirty "One down, two to go."

"Don't count me just fucking yet you fucking brat!"

"WHAT!" Naruto gasped as he looked at Hidan to find him standing up again and pulling the spike from his chest, the one that pierced his heart. "But-but your dead!"

"HA-HA! A gift from my God, Lord Jashin! He made me immortal! And he made me to kill!" He then pulled the scythe off the rails and put the sharp end right next to his neck, "If you don't believe me, fucking belive this!" He then sliced his own head off with a lot of force! The head came rolling to Naruto with a shit eating grin on its face. "BOO!"

"AHHH!" Naruto yelled as he kicked the head.

"SHIIIIIT!" Hidan yelled as his head was sent flying and hitting the railing and almost falling over board "OW! YOU FUCKER!" Hidan yelled as he hit the deck.

From the corner of his eye, Naruto caught something; he quickly turned to see what it was only to find Kakuzu was with his arm pulled back.

"Shit!" Naruto cried as he tried to protect his chest with his arms, but it was too late. Kakuzu delivered fast punch infused with some sort of chakra. Naruto had never been hit with a sludge hammer, but he knew this would at least be somewhere near the equivalent, either way, you ended up with a few broken bones right.

Naruto hit the deck hard again, something fell out of his pocket and it blew up into a cloud of white smoke, but Kakuzu could still hear Naruto bounce a bit on the deck before the sound stopped.

"You were finally useful, for once, Hidan" Kakuzu stated as he observed the blond Jinchuriki's motionless body.

"But Kakuzu" said one of the Zetsu clones "Didn't you use Genjutsu on Hidan to make him cut his own head off?"

"Yeah, what's your point?"

"Why didn't you use it on the Kyuubi Jinchuriki so that he can immobilize himself" asked another clone.

"My genjutsu only works on people who are mentally unstable, like Hidan" he explained.

"I see."

"Say, Hidan's been really quiet for a moment now" said another clone.

"Um think that's why" said the other clone as he pointed in the direction of where Hidan's head was kicked.

"Hm" said Kakuzu as he turned, then his eyes widen "WHAT!" Right in front of him was one Naruto Uzumaki muffling Hidan head and it seemed as if he was tip toeing or something.

"Aw Crap" he muttered.

"Wait, if your there than who's" Said one of the clones as they all turned to the Naruto that was lying on the floor. Then the body suddenly exploded into Hidan's headless corpse that was still bleeding from the neck.

"Substitution?"

"The smoke" Kakuzu said "I was skeptical that it came out on his own, you set it off to blow didn't you?"

"Uh...YES! I totally did that" Naruto said with a bit of uncertainty in his voice. In reality, that smoke bomb did in fact set off by accident. It was actually meant to scare the crap out of Shikamaru while he was in the shower, the smoke would come from the vent and then Shikamaru would assume something bad would happen and run out of the bathroom butt naked. But since his smoke bomb went off, he quickly used substitution and swapped his body with Hidan's headless body. The head saw him, so without puking or screaming, he quickly ran and picked up the head and used his hand to muffle Hidan. And at the moment he was debating his next move, taking into consideration all the moves his opponent have done so far and the extent of his injuries. Then suddenly, all but one White Zetzu fell on the floor.

"Hm?" Hidan let out as he looked at the bodies.

"Sorry" the only standing white Zetzu said with a shrug "It turns out that they had only absorbed enough chakra to last them this long."

"Well" began Kakuzu "I can't exactly blame them, they were of very good quality; so it only figures that they have some sort of drawback."

"OW" Naruto yelled as he dropped Hidan's head. Hidan had bitten Naruto's hand, even bit off piece of his flesh.

"YOU SONNAVABITCH! YOU MADE ME CUT MY OWN HEAD OFF! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"

"AH" Naruto yelled again, sure he held the head but he was fighting back the feeling he was getting from his stomach. So Naturally he kicked it.

"Wait! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hidan yelled before was kicked.

"Catch" yelled the White Zetzu as he caught Hidan's head.

"Aw crap" Naruto said as he grabbed his hand.

"I guess things aren't over yet" said Kakuzu as he plucked Hidan's head from White Zetzu's arms via the long hair.

"OW! OW! OW! YOU FUCKER, MY HAIR!"

Naruto knew he was running out of time and if the guy really was immortal, then maybe all they had to do was to sew his head back on the body. Though Naruto doubted that would work because of the severed nerves or the vain going to his head or...something like that. And the fact that the silver psychopath would inflict damage on his opponents by damaging himself was something Naruto didn't want happening to him again.

So Naruto brought his hands together and focused every drop of chakra he could into the technique. "Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu!" He yelled as a bunch of clouds of white smoke appeared out of nowhere, the smoke surrounded Kakuzu, Zetzu, and Hidan. Hell, the entire boat was filled with the damn blonds.

"Well, this is going to take a while" Kakuzu said as all the clones began to charge him.

Naruto was breathing heavily, he didn't know how much chakra it took to make one of those real clones White Zetzu made earlier, but he knew each one took a lot out of him. He leaned his back against the wooden walls of the boat and let out a groan. After Naruto had created all the clones, he quickly ran inside the door he saw when he was outside, figuring that if the jinchuriki was onboard the boat, he or she would be inside. Naruto could just imagine it, all of his clones dying by the hands of both Hidan and Kakuzu, he cursed the fact that he had such a vivid imagination. Normally, when he didn't think about his clones, he would imagine anything, but when he does think about them and how they get dispelled, it's always so vivid like it was actually him.

He started moving when he sensed a few clones dispel. He could always sense when his clones destroyed, even in which direction they were destroyed in. "Why couldn't all jinchuriki's have the ability to find each other?" Naruto questioned in his head. Naruto quickly checked every room he came upon. So far he found a kitchen with a small square table, rooms, what he figured by the smell was an outhouse, and a room that had a bunch of whips and other painful things that led Naruto to believe it was sex-torture room or something.

"Damn it where is she" Nauto cursed, he had checked all the rooms and he didn't find anyone. He kept moving when he found hatch that goes down to what he assumed was the ship's lowest deck. Then he felt a huge wave of his clones get destroyed, and then he smelled smoke which led him to believe that one of the Akatsuki members used some sort of fire jutsu. "Crap I'm running out of time!" Naruto made sure to add in a few clones with enough chakra to make more clones but even with them, time is limited.

"What's our bitch's Biju?" Hidan's voice echoed through his head. That's how he knows its female jinchuriki the have captive. Well that and he was slightly able to hear Kakazu's voice after he pushed the canon with the cable attached to the hook that's embedded into the ship his friends were on. So he assumed that the jinchuriki must be on the lower deck and that it's a girl. When he opened up the hatch and jumped down, he immediately noticed the darkness. The air was warm and damp and had a foul smell to it. The deck inside the ship was dark enough already even with a few windows opened. But the lower deck was pitch black, the only source of light came from the hatch it opened, meaning it wasn't much. Naruto was forced to look around with his hands in front of him until he got the idea to use his half-assed rasengan (the one he can do without a clone) as light source. It wasn't much, but time was short and he needed to bounce. That's right, Naruto finally realized he was out matched, did he like it, did he want to run away, hell no. He wanted to stay and fight, but he couldn't summon any of the toads, he was out in the middle of the sea and there was a chance he could accidentally kill the jinchuruki.

"Where are you" Naruto said as he kept searching before he found a barrel. "Huh?" It was opened and filled with black stop "Wait this is..." he trailed off as he picked up a bit of the black stuff and found that it was a bit powdery. Then he moved his rasengan forward and found a lot of barrels he assumed were filled with this black stuff. "Well they are pirates" Naruto said to himself. Then he gasped as a felt a huge wave of clones get destroyed, hell he even felt the vibration of the attack. "What the hell are they doing up there" Naruto questioned out loud as he shivered, he could only imagine the horror his clones went through...vividly.

"Crap I need to find her quickly!" he yelled as he began to move around frantically. He would make clones but he was low on chakra as it is and didn't want to have to wait around and gather chakra just to create shadow clones. Knowing his opponents are S-ranked ninjas, he needed every advantage he could get. So he just wondered from one end to another as his chakra supply slowly refilled, granted it was faster than others, but still slow and it was partly due to Naruto's improper control of chakra. He was trying to hurry because he really wasn't sure how many clones he made but he knew he was quickly running of both clones and time.

"Not here" he muttered. "Damn it! Where the hell is she?" He kept moving around, looking for her. Then he found her, a figure barely visible through the lights of the half-assed rasengan. As he got closer he could tell that she was chained to the hull of the ship and brutally beaten. "Bastards" he muttered as he got closer to her sender figure. On closer inspection he noticed something around her lips "Force fed" he questioned. Then he noticed a syringe along with silver brief case next to her. He picked up the syringed and noticed that it was empty. Pretty much getting the picture of what happened, he began to look around for a key or something to get her unchained.

Ino dodged another attack from Jun while carrying her own weight. Apparently the twins knew about the Yamanaka clan and tried to kill her. Well not the body she was using, Arata, but her actual body which was unconscious at the moment which she was carrying, there-go, her own weight.

"Damn it, when you need a mans help, their never around" Ino complained as she dodged another blow.

"Oi" came Jun's now deep voice "That sounds really weird when you say that through Arata's tender lips."

"Well your voice sounds really weird!" Ino threw back with an index finger being pointed at him "Not to mention, you comments make you sound weird and gay!"

"Well I can't help it" Jun said with a muscular shrug "It's the effect our secret technique. As for the comments, I'm metro-sexual."

"Eh!"

"Yep, Both Jin and I heard that girls are into twins with homosexual tendencies, and that the same holds true for the opposite sex."

"That's got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard!" Ino yelled with all of Arata's might. "Though I think that if you weren't over doing it or fighting me, I've might of been interested..." Ino muttered.

"OW DAMN IT!" yelled Jin as he was hit by a punch from Sakura that landed on his lower back as well as Gentle fist to the neck "That freaking hurt!"

"It's no good" Hinata said as she dodged a swipe from Jin by jumping backwards where Sakura met her. "I can't black his Chakra Network, let alone harm him. His muscles are just too thick."

"Yeah I know, and my punch barely moved him. I swear, chakra or not, it's impossible for scrawny guys like them to gain so much body mass!" According to Hinata, the twins were able to open certain chakra points with extreme precision and enough force to release an unnatural amount of balanced chakra that greatly increased their overall muscle density. So basically, their technique was simply something so impossible, but it still worked and turned them into hulking monsters with very thick muscles.

"Damn it how do we beat them!" Sakura yelled as she pulled her hair. So far they've been at it for a good while. She spared a glance at the ship that was a mere minuscule dot in the distance. The ship Naruto was on is now in the distance, even if she ran all hyped up with food pills, she would be too burned out to put up a decent fight, that is if she caught up to the vessel. For all she knew, they could have just planned to have ditched their crew and just sail away with Naruto.

Then She noticed how Jin was struggling a bit. She looked at Jun who was currently resting on the wall of the ship that led inside the ship; it didn't take a genius to figure it out. Now she was sure that her theory was correct. She knew what their weakness was.

"Chakra Exhaustion," Sakura announced as she caught everyone's attention. "You guys can only open chakra pathways but you can't close them. And this technique of yours requires a balance stream of chakra to keep those muscles intact. Because of this, both of you are forcing your body to squeeze out every bit of chakra you guys have in order to sustain your muscles."

The twins gasped at her revelations "And not only that, it's hard for you guys to stop this technique. So I bet you guys have to meditate to lower your chakra levels to point where you can get the pins out, or you guys wait until you run out of chakra and pass out. Not to mention that those over sized muscles burn more energy and require a huge intake of oxygen, which from the looks of it, you can't exactly supply."

"Crap she figured it out" Jun said as stood straight again as he took another deep breath of air.

"We need to finish this quickly" Jin said quickly as he took in another deep breath.

"Indeed" a new voice said as everybody turned to see the voice's origin.

"Shino" Hinata called out in surprise as she saw said person by the door.

"Wait there's more of them" Jun said in surprise before a he heard a roar, he turned to look at the source only to find a white and black lion attacking him. "WHAT THE HELL!" He yelled as the lion began gnawing on his arm. He yelled as he punched the beast only to find a puddle of black liquid left in its place.

"Sai" Sakura yelled as she spotted the pale guy with his brush and scroll out.

"Hello pinky" Sai said with a weak smile and a weak wave.

"Sai, I'll deal with you later" Sakura said angrily.

"Yes, we must first deal with two soulless gingers."

"HEY! GINGERS HAVE SOULS!" Jun Yelled as he charged Sai only for a swarm of bugs to rush him.

"Ginger one taken care of, now for ginger two" Sai said as he began to draw something really fast "Super Beast Imitating Drawing!" And then suddenly a bunch of giant black and white snakes jumped out of Sai's scroll.

"Hey don't call-What the hell!" He yelled as a bunch of snakes coiled around him, more specifically his chest. He tried to break free, and he was successful if the ink on his arms weren't evidence enough, but Sai kept making more and more snakes, but at an unusually slow pace.

"I could use a little help" Sai said "I'm feeling a bit under the weather."

Sakura, getting the hint, ran to the red head with snakes and punched him on the legs, repeatedly.

"HEY QUIT IT!" Jin yelled as he tried to kick Sakura only for her to jump and deliver a high kick to his chin. "OW!" Hinata rushed and delivered a blow to the back of his neck "OOOW! Okay, that stung!"

"Hinata that won't work" Sai said as he kept drawing "Necks have muscles too and his muscles got stronger. Just make as many cuts as you can."

"OW! MY ASS!" Jun yelled after Ino whipped his ass, literally. Jun was trying to squish the bugs on him, but they kept evading his overly muscular arms. Shino was doing his best by directing his bugs to move to a certain direction to avoid causing any damage to the ship.

"That makes sense" Sakura said "Blood carries oxygen, no blood no oxygen" she said as she pulled out a Kunai and Hinata did the same, Ino ran to her body and grabbed her Kunai from her body's ninja pouch. "Sai, think you can make blood Sucking Leaches?"

"I'll try."

"SH-SHIT" Jin said as he struggled to break free. Because the ink snakes are wrapped around tightly on his chest, his lungs barely have room to expand making it a bit hard to breath.

Both Sakura and Hinata began to slash him in few soft spots, it'll take time to actually do progress but both girls were determined to stop the red head at all cost. Sai began to create leeches along with his snakes except he sent the leeches to Jun whose muscles were starting to deflate. Sure, Shino's chakra sucking had a hard time sucking out the muscles of its chakra, but it over time they did their job and softened the muscles enough for the ink leeches to suck his blood. Of course Sai sent one or two leeches every once in a while to the soft spots Hinata and Sakura found on Jin's muscles armor.

Pretty soon the muscles on both twins began to deflate, and they're body began to weaken. Their muscles began to turn to normal, they groaned for a bit before they both got to their knees. Within two minutes the twins were back to their normal selves, except the needles were missing. And finally they both hit the ground…and they were about as pale as Sai.

"T-t-their dead" began Hinata "Aren't-aren't they?"

Sakura just put hand on Hinata's shoulder and said "Just don't think about it. They were psychopaths that felt an uncontrollable need to kill people…people like you, me, Neji, and Naruto." Sai approuched Jin's pale corps and noticed wet pieces of clear paper rolled up like a needle. He picked one up, unrolled it, and held back a gasp.

"This is..." Sai's thoughts began.

"Hey" Ino yelled "Would someone mind tying me up?"

"Oh Ino I didn't know you were like that" Sai remarked with a fake smile as he crumpled the wet sheet into a ball and let drop.

"That's not what I mean and you know it" She yelled with a blush "And besides that, I'm in guys body who likes to cut girls up!"

"So you would be okay being tied up in your own body then?"

"YES! Wait-I mean no!"

"By the way" Shino began "Where is Naruto because my bugs can't find him anywhere on the ship."

"CRAP! Naruto is still on the other ship" Sakura yelled.

"And with those Akasuki guys too" Ino said as Sai gasped.

"Naruto!" Hinata yelled as she quickly turned around and ran to the end of the ship.

"Hinata wait" Sakura yelled as she chased her, worried that maybe she was planning on jumping off the boat and following the other in eel infested waters. Everyone else followed behind after coming to the same conclusion as Sakura.

"Hinata you can't-" Ino began but Hinata cut her off.

"Look!" Hinata pointed to the distance. Everyone squinted, trying to find a ship or an orange enigma. So far their search came up empty, that is, until they saw something bouncing up and down the water. Then they all began hearing something.

"…Ihy..."

"Hey do you guys here that" Ino said.

"…Ech..."

"No…" trailed off Sakura as she put a hand over her eyes to see if she could see whatever Hinata was looking at.

"Ech…ech…"

"Wait, I actually do hear it."

"Is that a flying fish?" Sai asked as he pointed to a figure that was bouncing up and down.

"No it's bouncing on the water" Sakura said.

"No" Shino began "See the way it goes up and down at the same height while getting closer to us. It's jumping."

"Oh yeah I see it now" Ino said as she squinted to the figure in the distance that was rapidly approaching them.

"Can anyone understand what that thing is saying?"

"Hmm I believe its saying-" Sai was going to finish but he was interrupted.

"ITCHY!"

"Well I was going to say 'Hickey' but I guess that works too."

"ICHY!" yelled the figure again.

"Okay now I can hear it" Sakura said.

"ICHY!" the figure yelled as it got closer. "ITCHY! ITCHY!" after a minute the figure started to become distinguishable.

"Wait…is that…" Sakura trailed off as she began to recognize the figure.

"ICHY-ICHY-ICHY-ICHY-ICHY-ICHY!" The figure jumped letting out a big "ITCHYYYYY!" Before it landed on the ship, making it tilt a bit, which caught everyone off guard and off balance and caused them all to land on their asses.

When they recovered they were able to see the figure that lay before them. It was a giant toad they all recognized as Gamakichi. "Itchy!" It bellowed one last time before it disappeared into a cloud of smoke. Then they all heard a loud thump followed by a groan. Naruto's groan to be more exact.

"Naruto!" Hinata yelled as she rushed towards the smoke as everyone else followed in pursuit. The smoke cleared to reveal Naruto lying on his back with a girl on lying on top of him, and by the looks of it, she was unconscious.

"Naruto all you alright" Sakura said as she got close to Naruto and when she looked at his hand she saw that it was covered with ink.

Naruto groaned one last time "Sakura" Naruto said weakly as said person along with everybody else got next to him.

"I'm here Naruto! But who is..." she trailed off as she took a better look at the girl. The girl was roughly as tall as Naruto, young, but probably as old as Neji, and she had blonde hair. Her clothes were ripped and soiled with many stains and her body was covered in bruises, hell, her shirt was ripped to the point where you could see her right breast.

"Forget me" Naruto gritted through his teeth, he himself wasn't looking too good either "Help her first."

"Naruto, who's the blonde girl" Sai asked as he pointed to said girl.

"I-isn't obvious" he struggled to say "She's the Jinchuriki those Akatsuki bastards captured!"

Kosupure Villa

The smell of smoke covered the room, but it wasn't like that in the morning before she left. A tall woman with dark purple long hair that was braided down to her lower back, had dark onyx eyes, and tanned skin. She looked for the source of the smoke and she was not surprised when she found it. It was guy with a slight tan, black hair that looked like it was jelled back to look a bit spiky and he only had one eye, no eye patch, right where is left eye should be there is a patch of skin and it kind of looks like a burn mark. The guy wore a black T-shirt and black shorts. He was currently sitting down on the room's table smoking a cigarette while drinking a mug of coffee and there seemed to be three more on the table.

When she sat down he slid another mug towards her. "Thanks" she said as she took a sip of the mug and looked back at him.

"You had another nightmare about that night, didn't you?" Even though it was asked as a question, it was more of statement.

"Tch" the boy scoffed as he stood up and walked to his room.

The woman just sighed as she took another sip of her coffee "Good thing that this one damn good cup coffee." She heard another door creak open and this time a bold guy with glasses wearing only boxers and a sweatshirt came out trembling. She watched him walk to the refrigerator and pull out a tomato. She took another sip of her coffee before she spoke.

"Nightmares about being force fed ramen by an orange clown again?" The guy simply nodded as he grabbed one of the mugs from the table and walked back to his room.

She sighed again as she took another sip of her coffee "…Damn good coffee…" And then she heard another door creak open. This time it was a girl with mint-green hair wearing only a white nightgown. The girl has caramel skin and her hair was cut short, but it covered her eyes for some reason. She walked to the table and sat down and grabbed last mug on the table.

"And then there were two" the woman said as both her and the girl took a sip from their respective mugs. "Let me guess" the woman began "Choked again by the cosmic owl?" The girl nodded "…What the hell is a cosmic owl anyway?"

"A-a-an owl made of golden light…"

"You know you can fix that nightmare issue by actually sleeping on a bed and not one the walls or on a tree."

"I know, but old habits die hard" she said meekly.

The woman sighed "Right…" They both sat there in silence for a while. "Jeez, were all united together again and none of you have smiled, not once."

"S-sorry sensei" Fu apologized.

"Its fine Fu, I'm just on edge because I don't know what the hell we're all doing here." Then the woman looked back at Fu, she still couldn't see Fu's eyes but she knew what she wanted to do. "Fine, go back to your room.

"Thank you" Fu said as she got up and walked back to her room with her coffee.

The lady just sighed one last time as she rubbed her coffee mug "It's just you and me…this really sucks."