Age:23

Birthday: 9/27/1996

Sex: male

From: Honduras

I have an account on: Deviantart, Reddit, Royal Road, patrn, , and discord.

Likes:M.A.S.H., Toy Soldiers(the movie), naruhina(just feels right but meh now), Naruto and Fu(Makes me curious as to how their love would have been), Naruto and Shion(C'mon you have to admit they would make nice couple), Naruto and Yugito, Naruto and Fem Haku (don't judge me), Naruto and Mizore, Ichigo and senna, halo, gears of war, red vs blue, irony, rosariovampire, Bleach, Kissxsis, Naruto shippuden, Kampfer, Freezing(the anime), ice based powers, Ice/snow girls in general(like killer Frsot from assault arkham), Yumekui Merry, infinite stratos, Boku no Hero Academia, Shokugeki No Soma, Scott Pilgrim VS the World, Worm, Pact, starcraft, Gone Novels, Xanth novels (up to castle roogna), bioshock, non-canon twist, supernatural, Suits, Farscape, zombies(when I have a shotgun ;D), strategy games where you build your own army, Ect. Change 123.

Dislike: people who whine a lot. getting owned.

Name: HA! like I am gonna tell ya suckers!

Things I want to be: Responsible and Reliable.

What makes me ask question: every thing.

Do I get answers: eh some i guess.

Martial Art's link: w w w dot black belt wiki dot com

Game of Shogi link: www dot /flash/shogi/shogi_e dot html

Cool animated music video link:Click for the ghost Y'all!

cool pic: So I stand alone chap 2 smallshouts dot deviantart dot com/art/NARUTO-Childhood-123121306

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will

meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling . She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

-popcornsutton.

Ideas people can have for fanfics.

Henge? You're Kiddin' Me?

Yup, henge used to make powerful weapons or armor. Hiruzen's Summon, Monkey King Enma can transform himself into a pseudo adamantine staff, I won't explain it's abilities look it up yourself. Now if a monkey can do it why not a shinobi? Surely there must be a perfectly logical explanation for this besides the, "he's a summon," right? Let me ask you this, what else does he do? Is that the only thing he can do? Yep pretty much. That's the only thing he does! Either he's an extremely good master at henge to find out it's basic secret or he's condensing his chakra into the transformation making it very durable and very powerful. So what if Naruto could imagine whatever weapon or armor he wanted but would cost lots of chakra? Yeah slightly inspired by Fate/Night Unlimited bladeworks (the noble phantasm not the show/movie).

If that is too OP for you, then you could just use kunais and shurikens as the base and henge into other weapons so that it won't dispel or break fast. Or how about simply altering the characteristics or traits of object as a cheap chakra saving method, like instead transforming a Kunai into a katana, you can elongate the the blade into a thin but sharp kunai-like sword or use a shiruken and stretch it out into a long and thin shuriken. Or simply alter the position of an object.

Shadow Clone Hack

There are a lot of things to hack from the shadow clones. And I can prove that there are a few that are actually are possible thanks to the show and manga. I'll post what I found and what I come up with as I go and, come on guys, find your own hacks too. Join the fun! But first the quick rules/facts (that I found, any other rule you see in fanfiction might be true, or it could just be fanfiction).

Rule#1: All shadow clones created follows the caster's will.

Rule#2: Chakra is distributed equally among the clones (found on the wiki that chakra does goes back to the caster, so I'm assuming that only a small portion returns).

Rule#3: The shadow clone jutsu is capable of copying the user and any effects on his person.

Rule#4: Memories are allowed to return from the shadow clone to the original via some unknown way.

Rule#5: Smoke comes out of them for no reason(find one)

Hack 1: Sharing Chakra. Yes, if the clones have physical contact with the original or each other they can share chakra. The show proved that a shadow clone can survive longer with an alternate chakra source and it proved that a bit of their chakra goes back to Naruto, otherwise how do you explain Nature Chakra and the memories he got from his clones, you have no way of knowing how the hell it actually goes to the original, so I say regular chakra is shared freely back and forth between clones and the original with physical contact. Works well in conjunction with Challenge 18. Clones can use this method as a form of healing and keep from dispelling but...the original receives phantom pain when they dispel, beware-if clones die then the complete vivid memory of that clone's death will return to the original...

Hack 2: Anywhere and Everywhere. Think to all the times Naruto summoned the shadow clones in large quantities. Ever wonder why they don't just pop out of his body or get formed close to him like water or earth clones do with other shinobis? I mean they literally spread out everywhere. Remember his fight with Pien? When he summoned all the clones behind him to stop him from being "pushed?" So what if Naruto thought about that and discovered that he could simply make them anywhere? Hell, forget running and jumping, he could simply summon a clone and get a chokehold on anyone...or at the very least Naruto could summon clones right next to his target. (Update) I think it would be better if it was restricted to either his eye sight or to wherever his chakra is currently at.

Hack 3: Hive mind. Through physical contact, Naruto can see what his clone sees, think with the clone, have the clone act according to his will like an automated defense just like Gaara's sand, like rennigan a bit. But it's not really that useful...unless you know how to use it. But the drawback is that if you "meld" with a clone, that particular's clone's memory doesn't return to the original and melding with a clone can be really mentally exhausting. Gotta even it out somehow.

Hack 4: Just Chakra: Naruto can share out his chakra via clones to other shinobis. Yeah no surprise there. But what exactly is a shadow clone? It's not made from the user's shadow, but it is a shadow clone. In fact, it's not really different from the academy clone jutsu...so what exactly makes the shadow clone solid as opposed to the illusion clones from the clone jutsu? think about it... (Yeah someone sent me a PM and said to further elaborate so I will) Because a shadow clone is made entirely of chakra and is still real and somewhat thinks for itself, it is real-it exists for a brief moment. This would be classified as a Yin-yang release technique. Now, using henge on the shadow clone, or rather, the chakra in the clone-Naruto can alter anything about the clone. He could make the clone for the remainder of it's existence taller, red head, or even made of fire, lava, water, air, ECT. Okay, I can see some heads turning; Naruto can alter anything about a shadow clone as long as he does it through the chakra. I mean Kakashi already did it, making a lighting clone when he fought Pien.

Hack 5: Say's Who?: The shadow clone jutsus makes shadow clones...yeah...but who ever said that the shadows had to be of the caster all the time. The shadow clone that could be made could be the shadow clone of a tree, shadow clone of a wall, or the shadow clone of a chakra-based jutsu according to Naruto's memory...come on, admit it, you really want to see this one don't you?

Hack 6: Just like Shogi: Shogi is actually a pretty fun but hard game of chess (link to game up above, rules are there but I recommend you can learn by playing, it's fun that way), mostly because you can set the pieces you have taken back on the board, within limits of-course. What if Naruto can make shadow clones of his past opponents, or the metaphorical pieces he has taken, granted that he has a blood sample or some other tangible form of DNA in his possession? Imagine if he was teamed up with Shikamaru with this hack. I'll leave that thought there...

Hack 7: My Room: Keeping up with the same thought as Hack 4 about the Shadow Clone's realness quality; we know that any shadow clone made will only stay real unless it is destroyed, runs out of chakra, or dispelled by the user. Anyone who thought about Hack 4 probably realized that if used correctly, Naruto can literally create whatever he wanted for a limited time. Okay, an OP power there so we don't want it, but what if he created something without bringing it to existence? Since it wasn't brought into existence, the rules for the shadows clone jutsu and it's limits don't exactly apply, Naruto still has to pay chakra to keep what he summoned out of existence existing there. But what does he summon? Simple, a room, his room, a room that he can from access from any where to any place he has already been to. think of knov from hunter x hunter.

Hack 8: My Soul: We know that it is possible to clone a soul, the third Hokage proved that when he sealed the souls of the first and second hokage in the stomach of the reaper/death god thing. So, what if Naruto uses this hack to summon his soul inside things and control them, things like corpses or inanimate objects? I mean the soul is less fragile than the body and if it can take over things...yeah. Or you know, naruto can summon ghost to scout ahead out of clones and what not, ghost no jutsu lol. or Even the spirit gun-trololol

Hack 9: Band-aid: Naruto uses his shadow clone jutsu to sort-of heal himself. He can perform the shadow clone jutsu on himself, plugging his wounds and making it appear like he is fine. By all means, his body is fine...until the jutsu wears of. All the cuts, bruises, and wounds is still there, it's just replaced or covered by a shadow clone. It's a bit like how you put a band-aid on a cut or scrape, its to stop the bleeding, prevent infection, and help the wound heal. Yep, you still have to heal it.

Hack 10: My Body: We all know Naruto can make shadow clones of himself, including anything on his person like sandals, kunais, even scrapes and cuts. But what if he could clone anything about himself, but what if realized he could go deeper? I mean go beyond trying to summon shadow clones of himself or weapons or even separate body parts? What if he took advantage of the ultimate weapon, the human body. To take advantage of the all the chemicals swimming around his body? Clone his adrenaline or morphine, clone his bones, clone the iron in his blood, or even his biological electricity?

Hack 11: Vision: this one is actually a bit of a stretch but I felt like sharing it. We all know that when a clone dispels, all of his memories are sent back to Naruto. Why? Well I don't know why but I am using it to justify my idea here. Okay keeping up with my idea of cloning something out of existence, what if Naruto made a shadow clone of himself but not in his existence, more like in his head or a different reality or something. And then he uses that clone to explore a specific route to beating an opponent, pretty big stretch huh? Any limitations would be that the routes his clones follow are based on what naruto knows about his current condition and that of his opponent including skills and it is very time consuming.

Hack 12: Control: Yeah this is actually a blend of some of my ideas and they kinda fit and i honestly don't know why I didn't think about this, this fits with challenge 20 but unlike my other ideas, this one comes with a challenge (keep reading). For the blend I'm using band-aid, my body, just chakra and hive mind. What if the shadow clone jutsu was more like the rasengan, an unfinished jutsu. The fourth hokage was unable to finish the rasengan because he died or didn't have the chakra potential or whatever. What if it's the same with the shadow clone jutsu? Not in the same respect as the rasengan but in the respect that people confused the purpose of the jutsu. What if it wasn't meant to be a clone jutsu at all, what if naruto found out how it was supposed to be used? It was simple...instead of casting the jutsu outwards he casted it inwards, inside his body. The result? Almost full control of his body... Yeah the challenge here is that Naruto discovers this while getting his ass handed to him by Lee in the chunin exams and does a comeback.

Hack 13: All is One: I just thought about this, the shadow clone jutsu makes a copy of the original including everything on his person, the third Hokage proved that even the soul can be cloned and that individual parts of can be cloned (Shuriken). So Naruto did the unthinkable when fighting Kiba in the preliminary round, he made a shadow clone of the nine tailed fox. Technically the biju is a part of Naruto so it would qualify as part of his person, but instead of it's full size it's only Akimaru's size (part 2).

Hack 14: Inside Out: Okay, not the most original idea and it has already been used to kill a snake and make a Biju puke, making shadow clones on the inside of an opponent, a very horrible death.

Next-Gen Jinchurki Race

I'm honestly surprised I have never saw this here. I mean the anime did it once but it was just a filler arc. With jinchurikis practically being nothing more than psychopathic killers or emotionally distressed or some sort of issue, they are not exactly the perfect weapons of war and are too few. So the other villages have tried to...create a new generation of jinchurikis. Yeah I know, why has this not been done yet? Here's a few ideas.

1: Pseudo invasion. Iwa and or Kumo has decided to create next-generation weapons using their infinite supply of biju chakra from their bijus and seal the chakra inside the unborn infants of captured enemy kunoichi's, creating pseudo jinchurikis. Sure their second rate compared to the real thing, but I think a certain blond guy has showed us that quantity is a quality all of its own.

2: The Hybrid. Giving birth to a Biju child didn't work, I mean if it did then why is Naruto the only second generation, they obviously tried but failed, I mean how did Kushina, Minato, and Biwako have the information on jinchuriki's giving birth? Someone must of have tried and failed. So instead, one of the major villages with more than one Biju have tried sealing two different types of biju's chakra into a infant in order to compensate for it being second rate. To this extent, fifty-four souls were sacrificed in order to create the one and only success, the hybrid.

3: Bits and Pieces of a Whole. One minor village has been overlooked since before the first shinobi war but has seen every battlefield with biju or jinchuriki present. They have collected residual chakra over the years but not enough to create a good enough pseudo jinchuriki. With a bit of chakra from each biju saved up, they have decided to store a bit of all nine different types of Biju's chakra into a sole volunteer, a soon-to-be mother who gladly offered up her child for the sake of the hidden village...It was a success...and it has surpassed all of their expectations. They created the enigma. The pseudo ten tail jinchurki...

4: Biju Child. Pretty much another person like Naruto.

5: Faux Biju. No one really knows how Biju's are created or born, but with them being so limited (9), people tried to create artificial bijus...pretty much inspired by the episode in Shippuden where there was an island creating the perfect summon.

The Perfect Vessel

Orochimaru was in Akatsuki for a reason, surely there was something he wanted more than a chance to see the jutsu of S-rank ninjas or Itachi's eyes, like say who the jinchurik's were and their basic location. After he departed he took the knowledge in his noggin and used it to draw one or every jinchuriki into conflict where they used their biju's chakra and sealed and used the residual leftover chakra to genetically modify embryos and or children in a little side project of his. If there wasn't a vessel to his liking, then what was wrong with making one, right? A biju's chakra added to a child or an embryo in the right dosages at the regular intervals could help nurture the perfect human-nay-the perfect organism. The perfect vessel...

Redistribution of Power

I found it odd that this one hasn't been done before without taking love interest into account. Yes I'm talking about assigning Naruto to different squads and we have seen many different varieties but a lot of it was just for the sake of love interest, shipping. But this one actually makes sense and a lot of people would like this one too. We know that the Hiruzen, the third Hokage, is pretty much a dove, in a political sense, but he had lived (and I'm assuming) three shinobi wars and adapted to the way time changed. Tsunade, though laid back, pretty much shares a similar background and shares the same view; but Tsunade is a bit of an alcoholic that recently recovered from her psychological trauma. I'm sure she would be different in terms of how squad are assigned at least when Naruto returns with Tsunade or after his training trip. Example:

New Squad, Naruto, Lee, and Tenten. Naruto is mid-to-close-range ninjutsu specialist, Lee is a close-range taijutsu specialist, Tenten is all range bakijutsu specialist. their specialties balance each other out but leaves them vulnerable to genjutsu. Both Lee and Naruto are hyperactive and get along, but rival each other in terms of opposite power (taijutsu vs ninjutsu) and their love for Sakura. Tenten has often been seen as cool and level-headed and can understand her teammate's abilities, she's obviously no Shikamaru, but she is experienced enough on how to use the team's abilities. Not to mention she has enough spunk to keep both Naruto and Lee in check, therefore, Tenten Is team leader.

New Squad, Sasuke, Sakura, and Neji. Sasuke is pretty much an all-rounder, Neji is close-range taijutsu expert, Sakura is...support I guess, a medic in part 2. Sasuke and Sakura are both rookies whereas Neji is a year older and more experienced, so he is the squad leader. Since Sakura's combat abilities are limited, it's painfully obvious when compared to both Sasuke and Neji who are prodigies (combat wise) with strong kekkai genkais. Normally i would make Sakura the leader because she's smarter despite the lack of experience, but in part 1 Sakura is not.

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