A/N: Im sorry for not updating for a while, school, music and minecraft was in the way, also for the next few weeks I will be very busy so I won't be able to update often, as a treat Im doing a very long chapter! Oh Blue Luver5000 PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! ALSO LILY IS JOINING THE BOYS!
I forgot to mention a little mystery going on in this chapter
Ok so here we go
Sense it's been a while here is the codes again
BOLD is good old Padfoot
Italic is the wonderful Prongs
Italic underlined is the very intelligent Moony
Underlined is lovely Wormtail
Normal is the charming Green-Eyes (Lily)
Hello everyone, now may I introduce my friend Green-Eyes who will be joining us every now and then
Hello everyone
OMG MOONY HOW DID YOU GET HER TO JOIN US!
Moony I don't remember you saying Prongs was going to be here.
Sorry Green I forgot to tell you, also Padfoot is coming
This just keeps getting better…
Hello sorry Im late, what did I miss? Oh Hello
Nothing much, EXCEPT THAT GREEN-EYES HAS JOINED US!
Prongs please be quiet and lets just get onto a question
I second that
Me to
Fine
Dear Prongs
I just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me with 'Sirius Black' and I don't know what to do, please help me!
Signed Confused Gryf
Well Confused Gryf I am happy to help
I have a strange feeling I know who this 'girlfriend' is
You most likely know then
True
Im going to start answering the question. Well Gryf the only advice I have is to confront her
Wormtail that never ends good!
Look if I were you Confused Gryf I would 1. Punch 'Sirius' in the face then 2. Kiss your girl in front of him
Prongs would that be a good idea for someone who is not friends with said person?
No I guess not
Now Confused Gryf, I would break up with her, she is clearly not worth your time
What's the fun in that?
Before we end up having a duel lets move on
MR WORMTAIL AGREES
To Marauders
Please explain how a muggle 'TV' works, I find it rather confusing
From Pure
I think we should have this one over to Green-Eyes, knowing the most about muggles
Well it's kind of hard to explain; well basically muggles use it for entertainment
Why don't they just play quidditch?
Because they don't know what Quidditch is
ANYWAY that's the main purpose of it, hope Moony and I helped you
Padfoot and Wormtail
Where are the kitchens?
Prongs
Prongs we showed you it last week
I forgot
*roles eyes*
MR PADFOOT HAS ARRIVED! Now what is the question?
*roles eyes again*
The question is where the kitchens are
From our friend Prongs
PRONGS YOU FORGOT WHERE THE KITCHENS ARE?
I am going before this gets any worse
NO GREEN-EYES PLEASE STAY
Please don't leave us with him!
Excuse me Moony?
I am going to the kitchens, anyway want anything
Chocolate please
I would love some strawberry pudding please Wormtail
Alright what is wrong with you?
Padfoot is being POLITE, this must be a first
There is nothing wrong with me Prongs, thank you very much and this isn't the first time Moony
We are off topic AGAIN
Prongs come with me I will show you the kitchens
Not necessary Wormtail, I just remembered oh and please get me some sweets
NEXT QUESTION
I agree
Moony and Green-Eyes
HOW ON EARTH DO YOU TWO STAY AWAKE IN HISTORY OF MAGIC?
Prongs and Wormtail
Its simple, its called trying!
We do try, don't we Wormtail?
Wormtail is still at the kitchens
Right but we do try
Im adding that last History of Magic lesson Wormtail and Prongs did not show up and that Professor Bins did not notice the absence of these two
We were there
Alright its official someone is pretending to be Padfoot, who is it?
It can't be me, Im sitting right next to you
We all know it's not me
It could be Wormtail
Would he point out that he skipped class?
Most likely no
*goes*
Where?
To the library
This is 100% not Padfoot!
I agree
I agree as well
When did you get back Wormtail?
About a minute ago oh here are your sweets
Thank you Wormtail and I agree THIS IS NOT MY PADFOOT
That sounds wrong
Agree
Shut up you two
NEXT QUESTION
Dear Padfoot
Who are you?
From EVERYONE
I just realised he's still out
I would like to point out that I am Padfoot
Way to polite for Paddy
Im going on a Padfoot hunt
Me to
I can't believe Im saying this but Im going on the Padfoot hunt as well
Im going to go to some homework
Didn't you finish all your homework last night?
*runs*
*Runs*
*Runs*
I knew it, Moony is doing their homework
A/N: That's all for now, please review and tell me who you think our little imposter is. Also if you have any questions please send them in
Now Lily has something to say
Lily: Loony, Moony Padfoot and Prongs does NOT own The Marauders or our little imposter; all rights belong to their rightful owner, R.K Rowling
Loony: Thank you Lily, good bye everyone and each review is like a huge block of chocolate, PLEASE REVIEW! Once again BLUE LUVER5000 PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!