Phoenyx Knight of Camelot
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Joined 12-11-11, id: 3514694, Profile Updated: 04-20-17
Author has written 10 stories for Wizards of Waverly Place, Harry Potter, and Total Drama series.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (and proud of it!)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I wouldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
Im AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

Some of my favourite quotes (warning might get very long)

italic quotes are from AVPM or AVPS

"Well, well . . . I'm impressed. That suggests what you fear most of all is -- fear. Very wise, Harry." Remus Lupin, PoA

"But I won't deny that I am a werewolf." Remus Lupin, PoA

"One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin..." Remus Lupin, OoTP

"I think Dumbledore might have hoped I would be able to exercise some control over my best friends, I need scarcely say that I failed dismally." Remus Lupin, OoTP

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that professor snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.

"Tell them whatever you like. But make it quick, Remus. I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for..." Sirius Black, PoA

"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED! DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!" Sirius Black, PoA

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." Sirius Black, GoF

"Imagine that Voldemort’s powerful now. You don’t know who his supporters are, you don’t know who’s working for him and who isn’t; you know he can control people so that they do terrible things without being able stop themselves. You’re scared for yourself, and your family, and your friends. Every week, news comes of more deaths, more disappearances, more torturing … The Ministry of Magic’s in disarray, they don’t know what to do, they’re trying to keep everything hidden from the Muggles, but meanwhile, Muggles are dying too. Terror everywhere … panic … confusion … that’s how it used to be." Sirius Black, GoF

"Personally, I'd have welcomed a dementor attack. A deadly struggle for my soul would have broken the monotony nicely. You think you've had it bad, at least you've been able to get out and about, stretch your legs, get into a few fights... I've been stuck inside for a month." Sirius Black, OoTP

"Well, as everyone thinks I’m a mad mass murderer and the Ministry’s put a ten-thousand-Galleon price on my head, I can hardly stroll up the street and start handing out leaflets, can I?" Sirius Black, OoTP

"No one would have made me a prefect, I spent too much time in detention with James. Lupin was the good boy, he got the badge." Sirius Black, OoTP

"What the devil? Its a BBM from Umbridge, 'Are you with Dumbledore? Did he get my text?' Now you bring me into this?" Snape

"You think killing people might make them like you but it doesn't, it just makes people dead." Voldy

Stopping here for now, will add more (its kinda long I know)

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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


A dolphin is both very playful and friendly. Like a dolphin, you are joyful, intelligent, and very funny. You enjoy life, and like to help others. You have so many happy thoughts that you can easily perform the patronus charm. Casting the charm becomes somewhat more difficult during a battle, but your concern for your friends helps you keep your focus.

I was sorted into Ravenclaw


Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.


…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….an incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her ‘Nymphadora’.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…whose motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

In remembrance of the heroes of Hogwarts


Love fanfiction? Copy and Paste this onto your profile.

Fanfiction is a site for vampires trapped in human bodies.

Fanfiction is a site for wizards wating for their Hogswarts letter.

Fanfiction is a site for secret fourteen year old spies for MI6.

Fanfiction is a site for unclaimed demigods.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who care about who Katniss will choose.

Fanfiction is a site for people who cried while reading Just Listen.

Fanfiction is a site for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.

Fanfiction is a site for people who never give up.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.

Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who are deperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is a site for girls who have dreamt of Edward Cullen.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've asked the question, 'Are you team Edward or team Jacob?'

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever asked the question,' What do you think, Gale or Peeta?'

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever doodled 'Mrs Alex Rider' on their schoolbooks.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their parents to the Volturi.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.

Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever exclaimed 'Voldemort out, bitches!' in the middle of an awkward silence.

Fanfiction is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is a site for people who dared to call a popular guy a plonker.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you are one of these people.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.


Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggleborn – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.


Funny 'Wow, really?' moments:

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends," is like your dog dying, and your mom saying you can keep it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Never knock on Deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.

Tell the truth and run.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply like gremlins in an olympic sized swimming pool.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

Tell your children over dinner; "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.

"Oh crap she's a morning person."

"It's like road kill; you want to look away but you can't."

"I guess being smart and having opinions freaked guys out."

"I had last watched this movie doped up on vikidin; fun experience, let me tell you."

"Are you seriously telling me in that freaking utility belt, you don't have something useful?"

"I don't want to get into a religious arguement, but my God can kick your God's ass."

"Hi, can I come in? I'm already in, so say yes."

Girl: "I nearly got K.O.'d by a tree."
Boy: "I knew it!"

Girl: "Just admit it. You've been stalking me because you're addicted."
Boy: "No. I've been watching over you because you're so accident prone."
Girl: "Either way I think it's sweet. You haven't been watching me sleep, have you?"
Boy: "Please. You're not that important. I need to sleep, too."

"He knew I had little experience with alcohol, or maybe it was because I was still so young. Eighteen is not the age to be consuming the stuff, or so the experts say. Maybe they're just a bunch of fat, old drunks who want it all for themselves, so they make it illegal for us kids to drink it. Greedy bastards."


1. Remus Lupin

2. Albus Dumbledore

3. Hermione Granger

4. James Potter

5. Luna Lovegood

6. Neville Longbottom

7. Fred Weasley

8. Quirrelus Quirrel

9. Draco Malfoy

10. Peter Pettigrew

11. Sirius Black

12. Molly Weasley

1)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Neville/Sirius? No and I dont think I do, that would been more disturbing then some others fanfics I have read...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

James is pretty freakin hot

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I would be worried, sense twelve isn't married to eight

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, my one where hes locked in a tower with a bunch of Gryffindors

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Albus/Neville? Ummm NO WAY

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Luna/Draco, or Luna/Peter… Luna and Draco, less disturbing then Luna dating the guy who betrayed Harry's parents to voldemort

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing? Fred walking in on Albus and Molly kissing... That would just be akward, seeing your mum kissing a guy over 100 years old and is not married to said person

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Remus and Quirrel HELL NO QUIRREL REMUS JOHN LUPIN IS MINE!!!!!!!!!! And it would be gross

9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Fred and Molly hmmmm... Mother and Son

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot? Well considering I don't really know many boys who like Harry Potter I would say no

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Albus/James/Luna, 50 50 chance

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Quirrel... I KNOW!!!! 'Different as can be' from AVPM!

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Remus/Neville/Molly... Not much, they would most likely just be talking and eating or fighting

15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Luna... Not recently, Marauders obsession

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Remus and Fred are in a happy relationship untill Fred dumps Remus for Draco. Remus, brokenhearted, goes on one date with Sirius, has a unhappy breakup with Molly, then follows the wise advice of Luna and finds true love with Hermione.

(Ok thats kinda weird)

17) What title would you give this fic?

The interesting love life of Remus Lupin


Mischief Managed

Loony the Lothlorien Hunter

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200 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
200 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Jump to chapter 19 for ten new tales, including 'I will not tell the first years that the Restricted Section of the library is the only section where you are allowed to eat,' and 'I must not attempt to recreate the Whomping Willow in Herbology class.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Maginx by davyt0247 reviews
When the Trix use a dark ritual to Summon Dementors to Magix, they accidently summon Harry and Ginny too. Now the two groups must work together to stop the Trix. Canon couples.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W., Bloom, Musa
Gone Away by badly-knitted reviews
Jack is gone, and Ianto has his suspicions about how and why. Set just after End Of Days, and written for Prompt 97: Left at anythingdrabble.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2019 - Jack H., Gwen C., Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
Time to Leave by DinoDina reviews
Jack hates his bunker in the Hub, but it's hard to escape, especially when Ianto's asleep on his shoulder. Janto oneshot.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2019 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] - Complete
Spotless by badly-knitted reviews
Crossover with Doctor Who. While on the way somewhere else, the TARDIS makes a detour to the Hub looking for a bit of special attention.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2019 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] OC - Complete
Awkward by badly-knitted reviews
Ianto's enjoyable afternoon with his sister, niece, and nephew takes a turn for the awkward when his family and his job collide. Written for Challenge 210: Rude at fan flashworks.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2019 - Jack H., Ianto J., Rhiannon D., OC - Complete
Freaks And Geeks by deathraptor22 reviews
AU. Torchwood 4 had always been unusual, even in the context of what the organization did. For example, some of their operatives were aliens. And some of them were underage. This is something certain Time Lords and four Coal Hill students are about to find out. ( And what, remnants of Torchwood 3 already knew)
Crossover - Torchwood & Class, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 122,695 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2019 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Jack H., Gwen C., Charlie, Miss Quill
Dog Days by NixAdamantium reviews
My personal take on the aftermath of the Willow Incident - why Sirius told Snape, and how James, Remus, and Peter sherlocked the truth and came to forgive him. Otherwise known as "the time Peter was right". The rating is due to heavier themes and a disagreement between Sirius and three Slytherins. Nothing too graphic though, methinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/28/2019 - Published: 2/12/2019 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
A Very Torchwood Wedding by badly-knitted reviews
It's Jack and Ianto's wedding, and in typical Torchwood fashion, something is bound to go wrong. Written for Prompt 75: Union at anythingdrabble. This is the very much longer version of the ficlet posted to the community.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2019 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] Toshiko S./Tosh, OC - Complete
Class series 2 by Dradam
The Coal Hill gang are thrown into action once more. Their story is not over yet...
Class, 2016 - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,030 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2019
Goodnight by DinoDina reviews
It's late in the Hub, and Jack and Ianto are going home. Janto oneshot.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2019 - [Ianto J., Jack H.]
Charlie's Sexuality by GlimmerFairy reviews
After years of Charlie analyzing his sexuality, he finally gets the courage to tell Bill that he is aromatic asexual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2018 - Percy W., Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
I Was Going To Marry You by SciFiobsession reviews
Aliens, horror, etc. Who would've thought Ianto would be facing death by a completely human disease? Jack needs to find some way to help him out. There's sadness, angst, drama, more to come :) (Fluff too)
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 1/23/2018
Just Another Thursday Night by WriterorWhatever reviews
The one where Sirius is asexual and awkward and this is all James's fault, honest. Modern!AU, Non-Magic!AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2018 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P. - Complete
Gone by Rasiaa reviews
So many areas crossed out, so many crannies and nooks and plains and wide fields searched. There was nothing. No hint of a struggle, or a trail, or anything. Merlin was gone. And has been for over a year. / Reveal fic
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,464 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 9/24/2017 - [Merlin, Mordred] Arthur
Magically Arthur by RainbowSheltie reviews
Arthur has magic and self-esteem issues. Merlin has magic but doesn't know how to help. Together, they may just learn what "two sides of the same coin" really means. Merthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/7/2018 - Published: 2/20/2018 - [Arthur, Merlin] [Gwen/Guinevere, Lancelot]
Apologies by riveriver reviews
Set after E04S08/Lamia. The Knights apologise to Merlin in the best way they know how, and Arthur absolutely has nothing to do with it. (One shot. Arthur/Merlin.)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Padfoot Goes Walkies by Muggleborn Weasley reviews
"I know you'll forgive me for doing this, but I don't think James would if I didn't." Remus said. Padfoot rolled his eyes in a way all together far to human for a dog. He knew Remus was right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2018 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
chase the darkness away by AbundantiaTheWitch
Remus Lupin remembers before: Before the war, before death, before now. Before everything changed. Past RemusxSirius. Past wolfstar. Implied JamesxLily. Possible trigger warning. Rated T for caution. Takes place around Harry's 6th year, in 12 Grimmauld place. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
If it's worse, if it's better by 2003lollypop reviews
Merlin is observing the knights train when Mordred cuts his arm. Merlin imediatly starts to baby him and the knights start to question. Their family tree is revealed. Merlin/Morgana Good!Mordred Evil(-ish)!Morgana
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/5/2018 - [Merlin, Morgana] Arthur, Mordred - Complete
A Little While Longer by montez reviews
All they want is to keep each other safe, with them a little while longer, can they? Spoilers from Cyberwoman and mention of Countrycide.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,063 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Jack H., Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
Oh, Christmas Tree by whatthenesmith reviews
Charlie gets confused on what a "Christmas tree" really is when he tries to surprise Matteusz with a tree. So Matteusz has to help him out but in the end, everything works out. And they have a pretty good looking Christmas tree.
Class, 2016 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2017 - [Charlie, Matteusz]
GleeKlaine Descendants by ChloeTheWarblercrisscolfer reviews
This is Glee in a Disney world! This is Glee Descendants with a Klaine Centre (delicious!)
Crossover - Glee & Descendants, 2015 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Mal, Ben/Prince - Complete
Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to discover there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 134 - Words: 852,703 - Reviews: 4981 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Flynn by Awatere11 reviews
So, this one has been in my story folder for a while and I keep going back to it. No idea where it is going but I started it before Lolly Verse so it is one that seems determined to get some air. What if Ianto had one more secret about Lisa?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,233 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Jack H., Ianto J., OC - Complete
Family isn't Always Blood by CammieInTheMaking reviews
When a man from the past shows on Matteusz, Charlie, and Quill's doorstep, how they get rid of him leaves them slightly broken. What started as a pleasant morning became a time for friends to become a true family.
Class, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 6/20/2017 - [Charlie, Matteusz] Miss Quill - Complete
Imperfect Cadence by MayFairy reviews
There's one thing from his old home that Matteusz misses that is... different. When Charlie finds out that he plays piano, he insists on buying one for the house so that Matteusz is once again able to play. Both Charlie and Quill end up taking lessons from him, and Matteusz finds himself truly feeling at home in this new, somewhat stranger household. [Post series, fluff]
Class, 2016 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2017 - [Matteusz, Charlie] Miss Quill - Complete
Craigslist by professor-riddikulus reviews
James and Sirius are looking for a roommate for their Los Angeles house - Remus has just moved from Dublin needs a place to rent while he goes to graduate school. One Craigslist ad later, the three of them find themselves living together and shit is bound to get complicated. Incredibly AU, don't look for canon here, friends. Featuring trans Remus and the wonder of Wolfstar.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,927 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2017 - Published: 3/24/2017
Tu es une étoile by Carine Angellic
Louis is the sun king, dazzling as ever, then what is Philippe? Chevalier de Lorraine could always give Philippe an answer to that question. Narration flows with a stream of consciousness, hope that this won't be too confusing.
Versailles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Philippe I, Chevalier de Lorraine
I Shall Ask Matteusz by CammieInTheMaking reviews
Why was Charlie late home that day? When did he ask Matteusz, having only decided to ask him after the final bell rang? This answers both questions, with a lot of laughter. One-shot. Enjoy! (Idea from TheImpossibleDetective'sAngel)
Class, 2016 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2017 - [Matteusz, Charlie]
Setting Jack Straight by badly-knitted reviews
Jack keeps letting himself get killed for no good reason and Ianto's finally reached breaking point. Written for Shiva Vixen, who some time ago asked if I would write about someone calling Jack out on dying unnecessarily; it took me a while, but I finally wrote it!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2017 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] - Complete
Ways to Say I Love You by WinterSky101 reviews
Weddings are draining, especially for Jack and Ianto. That doesn't mean they can't lean on each other when they need it. Jack/Ianto. Post-2.09 (Something Borrowed).
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2017 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] - Complete
I shall ask Matteusz as my date by TheImpossibleDetective'sAngel
"Having a date to the prom is important, yes?" "Um, yeah." "I shall ask Matteusz as my date."
Class, 2016 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2017 - [Matteusz, Charlie] - Complete
Last Hope (English) by Young Sorceress reviews
Merlin should have been the happiest man on Earth. He had told Arthur about his magic and he had accepted it and even lifted the ban that forbidden magic. Mordred didn't kill the king. So why did Merlin still feels like something was wrong?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Merlin, Mordred] - Complete
I loved and I loved and I lost you by TheImpossibleDetective'sAngel reviews
'I loved and I loved And I lost you. And it hurts like hell, Yeah it hurts like hell.'
Class, 2016 - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2017 - [Charlie, Matteusz] - Complete
What Shadows Leave Behind by lotsofcuddles reviews
Charlie and friends head home after the events of 'The Lost'. April has Korakinus's body now. Miss Quill has a baby on the way. Will Charlie and Matteusz's relationship survive after what Charlie did with the Cabinet of Souls?
Class, 2016 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 1/1/2017 - April M., Charlie, Tanya A., Matteusz
We Shall Suffer Together by discocompacto reviews
With his wife dead and his brother unrecognizable to his eyes, Phillipe, the Duke of Orleans, has never felt so alone. He forgets, in his grief and mourning, that he does have one last companion on that Earth, however unconventional he might be.
Versailles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Philippe I, Chevalier de Lorraine - Complete
Spinning In Infinity by ambitiousbutrubbish reviews
(Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance.) Healing. - Charlie/Matteusz
Class, 2016 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2017 - April M., Charlie, Matteusz - Complete
And My Travelling Companions Are Ghosts And Empty Sockets by ambitiousbutrubbish reviews
"He's not getting better." Matteusz says, and it drops like a lead weight. Matteusz, Charlie and April live in a house filled to the bursting with the ghosts of Rhodia and The Underneath. - Charlie/Matteusz
Class, 2016 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2017 - April M., Charlie, Matteusz - Complete
I Have Squandered My Resistance by ambitiousbutrubbish
Charlie and Matteusz decide to spend some time apart to really think about what they want. They're not very good at it. Set between episodes 6/7 and 8. - Charlie/Matteusz
Class, 2016 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2017 - Charlie, Matteusz - Complete
I Will Lay Me Down (Like A Bridge Over Troubled Water) by ambitiousbutrubbish
When they're together, everything else can wait. - Charlie/Matteusz
Class, 2016 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2017 - Charlie, Matteusz - Complete
You are Loved by Eira Lloyd
Post S01E06 "Detained". Charlie and Matteusz return home. It might not be the best time, but they have things to talk about, so that's what they do. One-shot.
Class, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2016 - [Charlie, Matteusz] - Complete
Life's Not Dull in a Dress by Andrea-Pink-32 reviews
He had to make do in clothing he found dull and colourless all his life as to not outshine his brother, heir to the throne, but he had his fun when he donned a corset and dress. He had that fun and freedom where's Louis did not.
Versailles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2016 - Philippe I, Chevalier de Lorraine - Complete
At My Most Beautiful by camoes-nao-morreu-para-isto reviews
Father and daughter moment between Philippe and his older daughter Marie-Louise. Season 1 major spoilers It is a pity they didn't show Philippe with his daughters since he liked them so much. Title is a song by R.E.M that I love
Versailles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Philippe I, Chevalier de Lorraine - Complete
Spring Break by palmtreedragons reviews
Arthur and his buddies had the house all to themselves for a few days. But then Morgana just had to invite Gwen and that one nerd over, too.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,866 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2015 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Follow Me Until You Can't by Mischel reviews
Let's play a game "how much can you piss off Arthur tonight"! Or what happens when Arthur leaves Camelot in the night and Merlin follows him, not realizing he's also being followed by someone, who's also being followed by someone who's also being... how many knights did Arthur have again? – funny oneshot, Merthur, magic and love reveal, enjoy ;)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Dreams of What Once was by YoungBek reviews
Ianto spends an early morning with Lisa a month before the battle of Canary Wharf. Ianto/Lisa fluff. New Chapter out with Jack and Ianto!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Jack H., Ianto J., Lisa H. - Complete
Season 6 Episode 2: Like Nothing Ever Changed (2 of 11) by GrayCharacter16 reviews
With Merlin restored to Camelot, everything is back to being just like it's always been. The queen is expecting, the king is a prat, Gwaine is drunk, Gaius is busy and Merlin is racing to figure out why a newcomer to Camelot wants to steal a magical artifact from the vaults in time to prevent the theft . . .
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius - Complete
Till Death Did Them Part by prongsiette reviews
This is my version of how the great love story of James and Lily came to be. From the summer before their seventh year until their last breaths, their ups and down. This is their Love Story. Rated M for Sirius/Remus relationship, not graphic, but just in case.I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING IN THIS STORY, EVERYTHING BELONGS TO THE GREAT AND POWERFUL J.K. ROWLING.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I Solemnly Swear by Remus1960Sirius reviews
The story of Remus Lupin's life, told through a book for his son, Teddy. Non-explicit male on male content from chapter 5. RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,751 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Teddy L.
Season 6 Episode 1: No Stone Unturned (1 of 11) by GrayCharacter16 reviews
Arthur deeply regrets sending Merlin away almost a year ago, after the Battle of Camlann. Mordred at his side, the king leaves Camelot in search of his friend. The one thing Arthur is sure of is that, no matter where he is, Merlin is alright; after all, he's more than capable of looking after himself. The king's conviction is misplaced, though; Merlin is in fact far from alright...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,310 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred - Complete
First Date by omgscarfsale reviews
Glinda decides to set up Elphaba with a friend of a friend, Sherlock Holmes, and is surprisingly successful.
Crossover - Wicked & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2014
The Magic of Deduction by Lilygloves reviews
Sherlock is a bright young wizard just starting his first year at Hogwarts. Desperate for acceptance, he finds friendship with another talented wizard named Tom.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,876 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
I Must Not Tell Lies by hemii133 reviews
Its the Christmas holidays of Harry Potter's fifth year at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry and he is spending it at Number 12 Grimmauld Palace, with Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. One afternoon, Remus spots something rather painful looking on the back of Harry's right hand. What will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Mischief Managed by VictoryNike reviews
Join the Marauders, Lily, Marlene, Mary and Alice for seven years of pranking, laughter, danger, magic, and yes, romance. See the world through the eyes of a doomed generation growing up during the rise of Voldemort and the Order of Pheonix. PG-13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,656 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Lily Evans P., Alice L., Mary M., Marauders
Entering The Unknown by Forever Siriusly Sirius reviews
"You're scared." "I'm not scared!" "Prove it." My cheeks flushed. I raised my chin proudly, grabbed his tie and pulled his lips down to meet mine. "I am not scared, nor do I have commitment issues." He smirked and wrapped his arm around my waist and kissed me again. Permanent Hiatus for reasons explained on my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,779 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 5/10/2012 - [Sirius B., OC] [Lily Evans P., James P.]
Moon Lilies by Maggie 'Marauder' Weasley reviews
It's November 5th 1977. The Quidditch afterparty is in full swing but Lily Evans sits alone in emotional turmoil. James is over her and dating her friend Jezelyn, and Tuney just sent a letter announcing her recent marriage. When she turns to Remus for comfort it leads to an unexpected romantic relationship, but she soon realizes it won't be that simple. RL/LE WARNING-Teen Pregnancy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,920 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
Violet by TheHatterM reviews
Belle was a nerdy, shy and insecure person when she left her fifth year at Hogwarts. After being rejected by the man of her dreams, Remus Lupin, Belle wants to change - and change she does. Will Belle allow Remus back into her heart? Will she let him uncover her most guarded secret? Lust, hilarity, jealousy, dancing and true love. Follow their story and see what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 70,115 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Remus L., OC - Complete
The Wealthy Werewolf by Black Roses Wilt reviews
London was a regular old money-grubbing Howse, at least until she was bitten by a werewolf. With only 1 1/2 years of school left nothing could go wrong. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - [Remus L., OC] Marauders
Dear Lily by HerFairy reviews
Dear Lily... Letters from the wizardry world addressed to the woman who gave her life for her son's and in hopes of a reply back -Drabble Fic- Note: letters senders will send more than one -not in a row- & letters will be related to the first
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Glee goes to see Starkid by Jordan92 reviews
Kurt get tickets for the whole Glee club to see the Starkid production of "A Very Potter Sequel" while Blaine is on vacation with his brother.
Crossover - Glee & Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Complete
The Weasley Twins VS The Marauders by Sxcsami reviews
When the twins get sent back in time to the Marauder era and meet their pranking idols, what will happen? Only the biggest prank war Hogwarts has ever seen! Alliances will be tested, and enemies should beware, but the biggest question yet? Who will win?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,116 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Marauders, Fred W., George W.
Everything Ends by Miss Rose Weasley reviews
Hogwarts AU. Marius is having trouble accepting the fact that all of his friends are dead and he finds the Resurrection Stone. Songfic - "Everything Ends" from AVPSY. Written in script form. Minor E/R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Eponine, Marius Pontmercy, Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
A Pair of Brothers by marauderette22 reviews
Sirius breaks down, tears streaming down his face. But James isn't about to let his best friend/brother sulk around depressed now, is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Girl With The Emerald Eyes by BornToBeTheOtherWoman reviews
She had been many things in her lifetime. A Gryffindor, a friend, a lover, a Mauradette, a wife and a mother. A woman who changed the world. A woman who, inside, was still the girl with the Emerald Eyes. [AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
By The Book by AccioKirkland reviews
Sirius writes on how he feels about a certain Werewolf. Pure fluff, and a Shakespeare reference.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Strangers by padfoot runs on reviews
When the Marauders come upon strange new kids in their year, bizarre events start to unfold at Hogwarts. With Britain on the brink of war, false accusations could tear apart the unity Hogwarts needs in these dark times. Plots begin to unfold and secrets that have been kept for decades come out. Could these kids be what the Order needs to win the war or powerful new enemies?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Marauders, OC
Fifty Shades Of Black by Moiraina reviews
Where do people get those rose-tinted glasses? Moony wants to know, he sees his world only through Black-tinted ones and that is becoming unbearable. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Impecable Impressions by marauderette22 reviews
It's a boring day in the Gryffindor common room and the Marauders decide to share their first impressions on each other to have some fun :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2013 - James P., Sirius B.
A Week in A Fellow Marauder's Shoes by Please-Raise-Me-From-Perdition reviews
After a bad accident in Potions, Sirius is forced to spend the week in Remus's body, Remus in Sirius's, James in Peter's, and Peter in James's. How will the Marauders handle the upcoming ball, full moon, and Quidditch game?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,018 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Marauders, Sirius B.
Children of War by VictoryNike reviews
Too often, children are caught up in the struggles of adults. Too often, they are forced to grow up before their time, their innocence shattered, to fight for their lives. They are the children of war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Colin C.
The Start of It All by marauderette22 reviews
And so the Marauders friendship began! As did some other relationships that had a big impact in the future...Hope you like it! And even if you don't review! Bye! *bows*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Marauders, Severus S. - Complete
We Still Want You, Remus by Starblaze and Solaris reviews
Remus has spent the night as a wolf, and it wasn't too bad, as full moon nights go. So it seems to him to be a Very Bad Thing, (complete with capitals,) when his friends are skipping class to talk to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
Furry Fiend by dearoldparabatai reviews
His emotions hidden since Lily's death, Lupin finally remembers his true feelings for Lily Evans. The girl who was there for him when no-one else was.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mischief Managed Christmas Edition by MsTonksLupin reviews
Snogging in Grimmauld's peace? Why on earth could anybody do that? Fred and George have invented something new, Sirius is bored. As for Tonks, she's on duty on Christmas Eve, and Remus is particularly grumpy to have his book hidden by Kreacher. The story of a Christmas prank -not exactly- gone wrong, from five different points of view. Have yourself a very merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Marauding: The Beginning by cable runner reviews
Join Sirius, Remus, James and Peter for a ten chapter prologue to their first adventure-filled year of school. Starting on each of their 11th Birthdays, how will each member of the group react when they receive their Hogwarts acceptance letter? Will everything go as smoothly as planned? Owls, presents, pranks, magic and more inside. (All reviews are appreciated and replied to asap)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,905 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Marauders, Sirius B.
The Second War by TheHatterM reviews
SEQUEL TO MY NAME IS SOPHIA, THIS IS MY STORY!Set from PoA and continues. It's the rest of Sirius/Sophia/Remus's tale as they battle the Dark Forces outside the school that are gathering. But first, they'll have to tell Harry the truth about his parents, about his past and about his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 110 - Words: 284,761 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter Facebook by darkhairedluna reviews
This is Harry Potter Facebook. It has Voldemort, Mauraders, Lily, and almost every character. It is a funny no-ending-uploading-story, and most everyone who reads it loves is...have fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 13,767 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Marauders, Voldemort
My Sacrifice by thenoblehouseofblack reviews
Remus and Sirius share a moment reconciling after Remus gets sacked and before Sirius goes back on the run.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Before I go by MsTonksLupin reviews
-Before I go and end up hugging my own waist, 'cause there's this empty space in my bed tonight.- Inspired by the Molotov Jukebox song. Molly was right: Tonks had decided to spend Christmas alone. Until Remus visited her before going underground. 'I'm not regretting this. But I'm sorry.' The first time they got together. Bittersweet, stubborn, loyal, that's this fic, that's them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The SetUp by heyitserinface reviews
Even Remus needs some love, however, Sirius' plan backfires slightly...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Total Drama Stories by Love Brings Pain reviews
Chris' eyes widen as he points a shaking finger to an area behind the teens. "B-bear!" he screams, hiding behind a camera. "Get the kids! Not me! I'm too young to die!" All eighteen contestants turn around to see a growling brown bear staring at them as if they are a meal.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012
I'm Always Here, Moony by HolySupernaturalBatman reviews
Lily discovers that Remus is a werewolf when she stumbles upon him mid change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
The Last Truth by RegulusBlackIsAHero reviews
Regulus must tell someone about the Horcrux. He knows he'll steal it; he knows he'll die. Actually, he'd rather die then be a Death Eater. But he can't die without telling SOMEONE. But who? Sirius? No. Dumbledore? No. The only option is one of Sirius' old friends, Remus Lupin. But will Lupin understand? NOT slash. AU. Rated for Swearing. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Regulus B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter & the New & Improved VanishingCabinet by criminally charmed reviews
AU - Post HP&TTATV. Harry's life is good now. So what happens when certain friends cough - Muppets - cough decide to visit Hogwarts
Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Kermit - Complete
The Notebook Of Evil and Treacle by beeabeeon49 reviews
In which Mr Padfoot contemplates killing Snivellus, Mr Prongs likes treacle, Mr Wormtail is obvious and Mr Moony would not like to be included in the summary. He is worried he will seem too silly. This is the notebook of evil... and treacle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Marauders
With a Little Help From My Friends by MidniteMarauder reviews
In which Sirius and Remus shag like fiends, and James just can't take it anymore. Remus/Sirius; Remus/Sirius/James
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/18/2012 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Marauder Era Year 1 by xSilverQuill reviews
The legend of the Marauders dies out as fear among the students and staff grows at Hogwarts. Now its up to Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs to tell their lives. And,they do this all on the Marauders Map. Follow all of Hogwarts and watch!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Living with Marauders by Quill Ink Parchment and Magic reviews
James, Lily, Sirius, Remus, Peter and Yvainne had big hopes for the future. And once they left Hogwarts, they went their separate ways. 2 years later, and they are all living together. Can Yvainne survive living with Marauders? DEATH IN IT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Marauders, OC
The Time Potion by spockaly reviews
What happens when the Marauders are sent to the future and meet the Next Generation? Craziness is garenteed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Marauders, Albus S. P.
To Know a Brother's Love by Meridas reviews
They weren't always the Marauders, but they were always best friends, even brothers, through ten years of pranks and war and life. Presenting Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, with appearances of lovely Lily and others we know so well. T for later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,521 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Inside Jokes by VictoryNike reviews
A muggle girl, Maggie, spots a couple of seemingly normal boys leaning on a seemingly normal wall in London. Unfortunately for her though, those two boys are James and Sirius, and she's about to become the victim of a huge inside joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/8/2012 - James P., Sirius B.
1000 Reasons Why Harry P is Better Than Twilight! by iElvendork reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011
Harry Potter gets Facebook by Thestrals Moonlight reviews
This is the result if the Harry Potter character get facebook. Rated T for cursing and perverted chats in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P.
The Name Game by Dragonclaw11 reviews
"HELLO HOGWARTS, AND FELLOW HOGWARTIANS ALIKE! MY NAME IS SIRIUS BLACK! NOW LET'S PLAY A GAME!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Marauders - Complete
I am Prongs, hear me roar! by ForeverInMemory reviews
A short drabble on what takes place in their history lessons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Marauders - Complete
Create an OC by ArosAi reviews
I'm writing a next generation fanfic and I want you to create an OC for it. See the story for more details.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - James S. P.
Love Letters by hollyhocks09 reviews
Lilly Potter knew she would die, and leave Harry alone. And so, she left letters for him. What happens when he finally gets them? When she expresses a wish for him to be on good terms with his potions master? T for now, maybe M later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,071 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Same Quest, Only Different Story by Theworldiskool58 reviews
Remember the first quest? Well their supposed to do it again, only, without the belt. Also two 10 year olds from the past get caught up in the quest as well and try to find a way home, but little do they know their there for a reason. Set after DQ1.
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012
Moony, Fred, Padfoot, and George by bluebug119 reviews
"Of course I know it. You're talking about the Marauders." George had asked him the same question for years in a desperate hope. Ever since they found the Marauders Map, Fred and George had been tirelessly searching for the identities of their heroes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., George W., Fred W. - Complete
House Unity by DramioneFan-38 reviews
Because of a fight Dumbledore requires Hermione, Ron, Harry, Draco, Blaise and Pansy to be locked in a abandoned classroom in Hogwarts to get along with each other. What happens inside the classroom and what is it about House Unity? Let's find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My name is Sophia This is My Story by TheHatterM reviews
My name is Sophia. My best friend is Lily Evans, I'm in love with Remus Lupin and I have a secret. This is my story. Rated T for bad words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 72 - Words: 119,019 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Remus L., OC - Complete
The Marauder's Advice Column by Bassoonish reviews
In the Gryffindor Common Room, on the bulletin board, there was a sheet of paper to be found. It was obviously an advice column, written by the most famed pranksters of all Hogwart's History.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Marauders, Sirius B.
Harry's High School Journey by Daniraffe reviews
Harry Potter goes to high school in the muggle world. He meets a new 'nice' girl. But harry dating Ginny. This girl wants to know harry but is jealous of Ginny but what happens when she finds out about magic? What will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011
Harry Potter and the Truth About the Veil by criminally charmed reviews
What could have happened with the Veil in the Department of Mysteries if JKR had been as warped and twisted as I am.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Harry P., Animal - Complete
Detention by DramioneFan-38 reviews
"I am not a Prude!" Hermione said "Really Granger?" Draco said as he smirked "Oh, I'll show you. What will I do to prove it to you then?" Hermione said as she crossed her arms. "Kiss me" Draco replied "WHAT?" Hermione asked outraged "You heard me Granger"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Rules by NicolaThePotterHead144 reviews
94 Hogwarts Rules
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Complete
Suite Life With A Sister by 1a642 reviews
Older Sis find out who!
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2011
One Day More! Before the Battle of Hogwarts by lanesully1 reviews
This is a oneshot songfic about what happens a few hours before the battle begins. Enjoy, and please R&R.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
The Backyardigans: Facebook Fun by WildImaginationGirl21 reviews
What happens when the Backyardigans discover the amazing world of Facebook? Well, read to find out!
Backyardigans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011
The Marauder's Advice To YOUR Problems by PadfootLoverr reviews
The Marauder's give advice to the population of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,290 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Things you shouldn't do at a Death Eater meeting by The Chosen Dork reviews
Title is pretty self-explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Voldemort
The Blood Sprite by Vampire Midnighter 1339 reviews
The trio have gone back to repeat their missed 7th year and there is new girl in their year. She claims to be a witch who was homeschooled and went to a summer school for gifted girls but she seems suspicious. Harry seems stangely wary of her. Who is she?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
It's Real For Us by over-rehearsed reviews
A tribute to ALL fans of Harry Potter. Because we are the Harry Potter Generation and it's real for us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts: your edition by LoveAnUnfortunateSoul reviews
This is a story where you send in an app about your OC, and I write about your characters and their life in Hogwarts. *Apps are open*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Minerva M.
Total Drama Super Teen by BadTooth reviews
25 teens with outstanding super powers invited to live at an academy and you yes you could be one of them. APPS OPEN: NEED MORE PEOPLE! PUT ON HOLD!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Horrors of the Pranks by Aku Maru reviews
Pranks of the Marauders and the twists and turns the prank war cause. Humor clashes with terror as the fifth year runs its full course and sets the scene for the future of key individuals. Possible AU, compliant with all books. Currently Out of Commission
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,673 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Marauders, Severus S.
The Suite Life on Naruto by BobbyBlabby reviews
Meet Zack and Cody as they journey to Japan with Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sakura H., Cody M.
The Voldy Diaries by The Chosen Dork reviews
Voldemort's diary. Just what does he *really* think of his Death Eaters? Why don't you find out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Voldemort
25 Things NOT To Do At A Death Eater Meeting by LovesRickman reviews
If you ever get invited to a Death Eater meeting, here are some handy hints!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Draco's Advice Column by White Horse Princess reviews
Title says it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M.
25 More Things HP Characters Will Never Say by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Just what the title says. Sequel to my last story, which got such great feedback, I had to do another!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
25 Things Hp Characters Will Never Say by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Pretty much what the title says. Just some randomness done by me and my friend! Rated T for some lanuage!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
The Marauders Babysitting by nukagirl reviews
The Marauders want to make some money so start a babysitting service. their first job is to babysit the Weasley kids. What will happen when they are left in charge of 5 little kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Ties That Bind by oony reviews
Sirius and Remus say 'I do'. The Ministry says 'We don't think so.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Werewolf Bets by oony reviews
Werewolf fighting is a most profitable and exciting sporting event. For some, at any rate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Boundless by oony reviews
That's exactly the definition of a father's love. Boundless.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Perspective by oony reviews
An essay. A werewolf's essay on the subject matter of werewolves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
The Umbridge Letters by made.unmade reviews
We know the reactions of the Gryffindor's to the Quidditch ban on Fred, George and Harry, but what about Oliver's reaction? Documented in full by each member of the team's letter to Oliver and his replies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Oliver W. - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by draculasbride2008 reviews
Basically, a list of 101 ways to annoy everyone's favorite Potions Master slightly from Hermione's point of view
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
50 Things Not to Give to Voldemort for Christmas by draculasbride2008 reviews
Like the title...50 things you wouldn't give to Voldemort for Christmas...unless you like being hit with the Cruciatus. Rated for language and mild adult themes...or is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Truth and Consequences by InFabula reviews
The Marauders, the Prank and Snape's revenge. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mistletoe Mischeif by MarauderMischeif reviews
The Marauders plan a payback prank.. But really the prank's on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Boy Who Lived by made.unmade reviews
[oneshot] What if Neville was in Harry's position? What if Voldemort made Neville his equal? What if Voldemort stood on Neville's doorstep, and killed his parents? What if Neville was the Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Neville L. - Complete
25 Ways To Annoy Lord Voldemort by made.unmade reviews
Well, since 25 Things Harry Potter Isn't Allowed To Do got a lot of nice feedback, I did another like it! Basically, if you want to annoy Mouldyshorts, then just follow this list. But be sure to run in the opposite direction of Voldie afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: The new Girl by homeless-hearted reviews
A girl walked into the hotel, and into Cody's life
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 10/19/2005
Marauders and Sugar by Ajem reviews
The Marauders are on a sugar high. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
The Marauders Meet Their Match by MimiRose113 reviews
The Marauders babysit the twoyearold Weasley twins
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/29/2004 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
What If Disney Made Les Miserables? by Lanoire reviews
Oh, God...
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2004
Ask Snape by ultrasoul reviews
A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Severus S.
His mother's eyes by Nitte iz reviews
Why did Petunia take Harry in, knowing the danger he posed?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Harry P.
Marauding Bears by Taskemus reviews
The Marauders, Snape, and Lily get trapped in the dungeons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2003 - James P.
The Marauders Talkshow! by Ashley Black reviews
The Marauders talkshow Please R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2002
Voldie's Advice Column by Bookworm reviews
Voldie's advice column in the Daily Prophet. I'm sorry it's been so long! ; ' )
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2001
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Regulus Black and the Horcrux Cave reviews
We all know that Regulus Black died trying to destroy a horcrux but how did the story of the day he died go?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Regulus B., Kreacher - Complete
Werewolves: Wanted by Ministry reviews
Two months after the Marauders leave Hogwarts, they have not joined the Order of the Phoenix yet. One morning James hears about a new law put in by the Ministry. Werewolves are to hand themselves over the Ministry of Magic for Solitary Confinement for be executed. What will these boys do? *contains mild violence and some coarse language*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Remus L., Marauders
Werewolves and stupid teens ONESHOT reviews
On a full moon during the Marauder's sixth year, five stupid teens find themselves stuck in the Shrieking Shack with a werewolf. Will they come out unharmed? Will they all come out alive? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2013 - OC, Marauders - Complete
The Marauders and the Pranking War
When the Marauder's pull a prank on Bella OC she swears to get paybay and what was originally sweet revenge turned into a full on pranking war. Fun, romance, pranks and lots of last name calling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,545 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - OC, Marauders
Total Drama Wipeout reviews
looking for apps and they don't have a thing for the show wipeout and I don't know how to so that is why. read story for that wipeout bit so it makes sense
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
ASK THE MARAUDERS! reviews
well you can guess but this is for sending in questions and finding out there interesting replies...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Locked in a tower at Hogwarts reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Pansy, Ginny, Neville, Crabbe, Goyal, Blaise, Millicent and Parvati are stuck in a tower and they cant come out till they all get along with each other. Also Fred, George and 2 new characters...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012
The Exchange Students reviews
This is the story from a girl called Rosa Amaca, a Hogwarts exchange student from Australia.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Modern Hogwarts reviews
Here is a story about some students created by you and this is based in Albus Severus Potter's first year. *APPS OPEN*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Minerva M., Neville L.
Total Drama Wizards reviews
hey guys Im looking for apps for this story
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Chris M.