![]() Author has written 10 stories for Wizards of Waverly Place, Harry Potter, and Total Drama series. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! Some of my favourite quotes (warning might get very long) italic quotes are from AVPM or AVPS "Well, well . . . I'm impressed. That suggests what you fear most of all is -- fear. Very wise, Harry." Remus Lupin, PoA "But I won't deny that I am a werewolf." Remus Lupin, PoA "One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin..." Remus Lupin, OoTP "I think Dumbledore might have hoped I would be able to exercise some control over my best friends, I need scarcely say that I failed dismally." Remus Lupin, OoTP Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. "Tell them whatever you like. But make it quick, Remus. I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for..." Sirius Black, PoA "THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED! DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!" Sirius Black, PoA "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." Sirius Black, GoF "Imagine that Voldemort’s powerful now. You don’t know who his supporters are, you don’t know who’s working for him and who isn’t; you know he can control people so that they do terrible things without being able stop themselves. You’re scared for yourself, and your family, and your friends. Every week, news comes of more deaths, more disappearances, more torturing … The Ministry of Magic’s in disarray, they don’t know what to do, they’re trying to keep everything hidden from the Muggles, but meanwhile, Muggles are dying too. Terror everywhere … panic … confusion … that’s how it used to be." Sirius Black, GoF "Personally, I'd have welcomed a dementor attack. A deadly struggle for my soul would have broken the monotony nicely. You think you've had it bad, at least you've been able to get out and about, stretch your legs, get into a few fights... I've been stuck inside for a month." Sirius Black, OoTP "Well, as everyone thinks I’m a mad mass murderer and the Ministry’s put a ten-thousand-Galleon price on my head, I can hardly stroll up the street and start handing out leaflets, can I?" Sirius Black, OoTP "No one would have made me a prefect, I spent too much time in detention with James. Lupin was the good boy, he got the badge." Sirius Black, OoTP "What the devil? Its a BBM from Umbridge, 'Are you with Dumbledore? Did he get my text?' Now you bring me into this?" Snape "You think killing people might make them like you but it doesn't, it just makes people dead." Voldy Stopping here for now, will add more (its kinda long I know) tihs is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism A dolphin is both very playful and friendly. Like a dolphin, you are joyful, intelligent, and very funny. You enjoy life, and like to help others. You have so many happy thoughts that you can easily perform the patronus charm. Casting the charm becomes somewhat more difficult during a battle, but your concern for your friends helps you keep your focus. I was sorted into Ravenclaw Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? …In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauder... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….an incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her ‘Nymphadora’. …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …whose motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. …In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry's actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring. In remembrance of the heroes of Hogwarts Love fanfiction? Copy and Paste this onto your profile. Fanfiction is a site for vampires trapped in human bodies. Fanfiction is a site for wizards wating for their Hogswarts letter. Fanfiction is a site for secret fourteen year old spies for MI6. Fanfiction is a site for unclaimed demigods. Fanfiction is a site for those of us who care about who Katniss will choose. Fanfiction is a site for people who cried while reading Just Listen. Fanfiction is a site for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible. Fanfiction is a site for people who never give up. Fanfiction is a site for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world. Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different. Fanfiction is a site for girls who are deperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...) Fanfiction is a site for girls who have dreamt of Edward Cullen. Fanfiction is a site for girls who've asked the question, 'Are you team Edward or team Jacob?' Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever asked the question,' What do you think, Gale or Peeta?' Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever doodled 'Mrs Alex Rider' on their schoolbooks. Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books. Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort. Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their parents to the Volturi. Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life. Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot. Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets. Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class. 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Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you are one of these people. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them. Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is. Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’. Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever. Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while. Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her. Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’. Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy … disagrees. Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand. Ron Weasley … is very afraid. Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much. Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat. Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out. George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry. Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter. James Potter … doesn’t believe her. Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’. Sirius Black … killed by drapery. Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggleborn – screw the consequences. Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane. Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush. Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence. Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff. Slytherins … will push someone else off. Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase. Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet. Funny 'Wow, really?' moments: Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends. Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends," is like your dog dying, and your mom saying you can keep it. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Never knock on Deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. My favorite word is sarcasm. Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen. Tell the truth and run. Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply like gremlins in an olympic sized swimming pool. Be insane- well behaved people never made history. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!" "Sir, we're surrounded!" Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." Tell your children over dinner; "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought. "Oh crap she's a morning person." "It's like road kill; you want to look away but you can't." "I guess being smart and having opinions freaked guys out." "I had last watched this movie doped up on vikidin; fun experience, let me tell you." "Are you seriously telling me in that freaking utility belt, you don't have something useful?" "I don't want to get into a religious arguement, but my God can kick your God's ass." "Hi, can I come in? I'm already in, so say yes." Girl: "I nearly got K.O.'d by a tree." Girl: "Just admit it. You've been stalking me because you're addicted." "He knew I had little experience with alcohol, or maybe it was because I was still so young. Eighteen is not the age to be consuming the stuff, or so the experts say. Maybe they're just a bunch of fat, old drunks who want it all for themselves, so they make it illegal for us kids to drink it. Greedy bastards." 1. Remus Lupin 2. Albus Dumbledore 3. Hermione Granger 4. James Potter 5. Luna Lovegood 6. Neville Longbottom 7. Fred Weasley 8. Quirrelus Quirrel 9. Draco Malfoy 10. Peter Pettigrew 11. Sirius Black 12. Molly Weasley 1)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Neville/Sirius? No and I dont think I do, that would been more disturbing then some others fanfics I have read... 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? James is pretty freakin hot 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I would be worried, sense twelve isn't married to eight 4) Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yes, my one where hes locked in a tower with a bunch of Gryffindors 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Albus/Neville? Ummm NO WAY 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Luna/Draco, or Luna/Peter… Luna and Draco, less disturbing then Luna dating the guy who betrayed Harry's parents to voldemort 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing? Fred walking in on Albus and Molly kissing... That would just be akward, seeing your mum kissing a guy over 100 years old and is not married to said person 8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Remus and Quirrel HELL NO QUIRREL REMUS JOHN LUPIN IS MINE!!!!!!!!!! And it would be gross 9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Fred and Molly hmmmm... Mother and Son 10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot? Well considering I don't really know many boys who like Harry Potter I would say no 12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Albus/James/Luna, 50 50 chance 13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Quirrel... I KNOW!!!! 'Different as can be' from AVPM! 14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Remus/Neville/Molly... Not much, they would most likely just be talking and eating or fighting 15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Luna... Not recently, Marauders obsession 16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Remus and Fred are in a happy relationship untill Fred dumps Remus for Draco. Remus, brokenhearted, goes on one date with Sirius, has a unhappy breakup with Molly, then follows the wise advice of Luna and finds true love with Hermione. (Ok thats kinda weird) 17) What title would you give this fic? The interesting love life of Remus Lupin Mischief Managed Loony the Lothlorien Hunter |