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Where were all these people coming from? Where was he? Whowas he?

Ugh... This is..Drinks..people..music..definitely a bar...Roy thought. I should really head home...wherever that is...

"Colonel?" Roy turned his head. He wasn't exactly sure is he was a colonel, or in the military in the first place, but it seemed directed toward him.

"Hmm?" A young boy? Oh! E...E...Full-something or other.

"Holy Gates Colonel! Are you drunk?" The prodigy walked up to him and checked his eyes and glass before bringing him down from the bar stool.

"C'mon Colonel, we're going home,"

Roy woke up in his bed with his pajamas he didn't know he had hanging loosely over him. They were nice, kimono style with red and black designs. They were even silk!

But who?he wondered silently. He slid out of bed and found matching slippers by the floor, which was freshly transmuted. Edward?He walked downstairs to find his assumption correct. Apparently, Ed had fallen asleep listening to the radio, and a song was playing. Ironically, the lyrics pertained to Roy.

So before, the bar closes, and you feel like fallin' down,

I'll carry, you home...Tonight...

Me time!

Hello again. I admit, this was REALLY SHORT. BUT! As you continue to read, it gets longer! This was once again just a fun little parental RoyEd one-shot. Hope you enjoyed ^-^