Title: How to Love a Guy in 14 Days

Chapter 1: In which an agreement is made

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Puck and Kurt.

Summary: Puck wants to give Kurt a going-away present before Kurt is due in New York. Kurt has a B!P and Puck just loves to pleasure it.

Author Notes: Written for the Glee Kink Meme.

Kurt hated this... loathed it actually. His final summer before going to New York and he was more or less alone at home. Burt and Carole had to go to Washington in order to do some weird political thing; Finn was out of town training for his army recruitment leaving Kurt at home to let boredom completely fester inside him. He'd already packed for New York and everyone swore that they'd be there to see him off in 2 weeks when he went but until then he was home alone... or so he thought. About halfway through his first episode of Grey's Anatomy, having planned a marathon of all the seasons he owned, there was a loud knock at his door and with a resigned sigh Kurt went to open it, and abruptly broke out into a smile.

Standing there on his porch wearing a backpack over one shoulder, his guitar draping over the other stood Puck, looking cocky as all hell "Puck, what're you doing here?" he said as Puck just casually barged in "Finn texted, said you were alone for the summer and since I kind of need a place to crash he asked me to look after you while you're alone... also said I could take his room so wanna help me throw my stuff in? Kinda aching here" Even though Kurt was sceptical, he was always proud of being a good hostess and so without a beat lost he took Puck's backpack and headed up the stairs, Puck soon following him.

They headed up to Finn's room and right away Puck threw his backpack on the bed, Kurt being a little more careful with the guitar as Puck jumped onto the large bed and kicked off his shoes "So what've you been doing Hummel?" he said casually as could be, looking at Kurt with a little smile. The man sitting on his brothers bed was easily Kurt's dearest friend, meaning even more too him than a lot of his other ones considering that he and Puck had gone from bitter enemies to dear friends who would do anything to protect each other. "Oh you know, just preparing for New York, watching some TV, the usual stuff" he said casually as he turned for the door "Now you get settled in and I'll go make sure there's enough food for two of us, see you downstairs Puck"

After getting a few episodes of Greys into his system, Puck having joined him and begrudgingly watched the show with him, Kurt excused himself to head up to his room in order to start his pre-dinner skincare regime. At least that's what he was telling Puck. The larger man gave him a little grunt in response as Kurt headed upstairs and shut his door. He headed too his bed and sat down, reaching into his side table and pulling out something that looked like a fake cock, it wasn't the best but it was something. He gently slid his pants down a little, exposing his crotch which wasn't the same as all other men's crotches.

Ever since he was young Kurt had known that he was more different than he looked and sure enough there was something very different. Kurt had been born with a Vagina where a penis should be. He still had the chromosomes so genetically he was male, he still had a prostate and he couldn't get pregnant... he also couldn't be intimate with his boyfriend which had eventually lead to them breaking up. Since he was old enough to realise there was something strange about this he had a wonderful and simple solution, he had fake penis's made that he could slip into his pants to make himself appear male should someone notice his lack of a bulge. He had to change them over every 12 hours so he wouldn't get an infection but other than that it was pretty easy to live with.

As Kurt sat there, pants around his knees and a fake cock in his hand the door opened and Kurt turned, frozen in spot seeing Puck casually slipping into the room "Kurt are you coming? I wanna know if this... guy... dies" in that instant, everything froze. Puck's eyes were locked on the sight before him. His friend who was pretty much the coolest guy he knew had a vagina... and a hot one at that.

Kurt meanwhile felt his soul dying inside and wanted to join it in blissful death

"PUCK GET OUT!" Kurt barked and Puck slammed the door shut, leaning against it for a moment and smiling... Puck had an idea, an awesome idea. Noah Puckerman had a wonderfully awesome idea.

Kurt slowly trudged down the stairs horribly embarrassed out of his mind, the fake penis thrown on his bed. He knew the jig was up but he just wanted to know that Puck didn't think he was too big of a freak. He stood at the top of the stairs, seeing Puck on the couch with the TV off and a strange look on his face that turned into a smile as he descended the stairs. There was a strange comfort in Puck's pose and his face that made Kurt more than a little curious about what he was thinking as he headed over to the man and sat down beside him "So maybe I should explain what you think you just saw"

"You got a vag instead of a dick, what's to explain"

Kurt was kind of taken aback by the abruptness, Puck just seemed to be calmer than he'd ever seen him "And at what point do I not need to explain the fact that I have girl parts where boy parts are meant to be?" Understandably Kurt was a little more than taken aback by how calm and casual Puck was about all this.

"Oh I don't get why you got one, I just don't really care... I mean it's a pussy, I've seen more than enough of them"

"Thankyou Puck, I'm well aware of your sex shark status"

"Well did you know yours is the best I've seen in a while?"

Once again, Kurt was shocked into silence as he looked at Puck, who was returning the look only Puck's was more intense. "No I didn't... you might actually be the first man to ever think my..."

"It's called a pussy Kurt; if you got it you can say it"

"Doesn't mean I want to but fine, you're the first man to ever actually compliment my pussy" Kurt just blurted out, a little shocked and exasperated and yet strangely happy to actually be able to talk about this with someone, even if that someone was Puck. "Well I'm probably the first guy to ever see it" and that brought the mood down in seconds as Kurt hung his head.

"Second... you're just the first to like it"

With that Kurt started to explain to Puck about what had happened the night he and Blaine tried to consummate their relationship, about the awkward moment when Kurt revealed he had a vagina. About the painful moment when Blaine recoiled like he'd touched acid. About the angry moment when he and Blaine had fought, Blaine calling Kurt a liar for not telling him and of course about the sad moment when Blaine stormed out and Kurt sobbed himself to sleep. He hated it all so much; he hated that the one time he had found love it blew up because of his body... though curiously, Puck didn't seem to have a problem with him.

"I'm going to kill him" Puck blurted out when Kurt finished telling him how Blaine stormed out "How fucking dare he do that!"

"Well it's not like he doesn't have a point... he's gay, he doesn't like pussy even when it's mine"

"Well I'm pretty big on pussy so... his loss"

There was a moment of silence as Kurt just looked at Puck "Puck... what're you saying?"

"I'm saying you're by boy Kurt and if Blaine's not gonna pleasure you-" Puck's arm just casually slid around the man "-Then I'm offering you a chance to know what it feels like to be wanted... give you a little something before New York takes you" His offer was one he'd been thinking about for a while, he owed Kurt a lot after years of being a bully and even though he'd wiped most of the slate clean he'd wanted to make sure, and now knowing Kurt had a pussy he was more than OK with giving Kurt a fortnight to remember.

Kurt however was incredibly sceptical "So you're saying that you're willing to be my first... what have I got to do in return? This isn't some kind of strange joke is it?" he said and Puck, casually as could be, brought his right hand around and down to touch Kurt's thigh, feeling the smaller man tense underneath his touch. "No joke Kurt, no catch. You get 2 weeks with Puckzilla making you feel awesome before you go to New York and have to try and find someone else to lick you out... think you're up for it?"

Even though he was not proud to admit it, the notion of having Puck as his lover for the next 2 weeks sounded absolutely amazing to the smaller man and if he was going to lose his virginity he would like to lose it to someone who at least knew what they were doing. He looked to Puck "How... how can I be sure you're going to even know what to do too me? I'm not a girl Puck, I'm a boy with girl parts, there's a big difference" he said, trying his best to sound calm... failing instantly. Puck however grinned and let his hand slip up "How about I prove it?" he said as the palm of his hand just gently pressed against Kurt's crotch, the fabric of the man's tight pants separating them. Puck just gently leaned over, his lips an inch from Kurt's ear "How about I make you come right now without ever taking off your pants? Would that prove to you I can make the next two weeks awesome?" he whispered in a low tone that made Kurt tremble, he knew he should say no, he knew it'd be altering their friendship, he knew that he should wait... but he didn't care.

"OK" he whispered softly and Puck smiled as he gently brought his hands up to his mouth, Kurt watching as the larger man licked his fingers seductively. There was still time to say no, Kurt knew he could take it back... he didn't want too.

Puck's hand slowly slipped underneath Kurt's pants and beneath his briefs, feeling the lips of the virginal man's tight pink pussy against the tips of his fingers and he slowly let his wet fingers tease the outside of Kurt's opening, the smaller man letting out a silent little breath of air as he felt a tingle shooting through him. Puck knew his way around a vagina like nobodies business and judging by the way Kurt was reacting, he was appreciating the touch of the larger man.

Slowly as he could Puck pressed the tip of his middle finger against the opening of Kurt's pert vagina, feeling the virgin walls envelop his fingers and Kurt let out a tiny little whimper of pleasure as he felt himself being entered by large calloused finger slipped into his body. His inner walls trembled a little with pleasure as Puck's finger slowly slipped in and out of him "Oh god" Kurt softly moaned out.

"Close... you like this Kurt?" Puck whispered into the smaller man's ear, his lips brushing against the lobe "Just enjoy it... let yourself go. Just think about how good my finger feels buried in your tight little pussy" he was owning this, he could feel Kurt twitching around his finger and when Kurt's mouth let out a high pitched gasp it sent a shiver through to Puck's cock and on impulse his tongue just gently reached out and brought Kurt's earlobe towards his lips, gently he suckled on the little flap of skin as his finger slowly slipped in and out of Kurt.

The feelings that Puck was making Kurt feel were out of this world, the smaller man's entire body slowly tingled as the intruding finger slipped along his walls "Oh Puck... I... Oh god" he whimpered out in the tiniest of voices, gently moving his hips forwards a fraction to get Puck to keep touching his core.

That little movement, so subtle and small, was enough for Puck to know Kurt needed this as much as he was. Slowly the larger man slipped in a second finger and continued to thrust his digits into that tight pussy, feeling it opening around his fingers "Fuck Kurt... such a tight little cunt you have... tightest I've ever seen" he moaned into Kurt's ear as his fingers twisted gently inside the smaller man who yelped out as he felt his pussy getting moist, something he'd only had happen when he had watched Twilight and Jacob's shirt came off.

Puck gently pulled his fingers out, they glistened with Kurt's juice and he brought them up too his lips and tentatively licked Kurt's essence from them and let out a sigh "Fuck... even your juice tastes awesome" he growled a little, Kurt just mesmerised by the sight of his friend tasting his fluids felt his jaw dropping just a little as he looked at the hunky man before him.

Puck saw that open mouth and took it firmly with his own, his first man on man kiss used to distract Kurt as he slipped in 3 fingers, fingering Kurt deeper and curling his fingers. His sudden re-entry into Kurt's body brought out a muffled moan from the smaller man who had never felt something so big inside him in his life. Puck meanwhile was focusing on the kiss, Kurt's mouth was so soft and supple, no stubble rash. It was like kissing a girl only there was a much harsher feel too those lips. He liked it, a lot. His lips tingled as he kissed Kurt with gentle need, his tongue slipping into the man's mouth and battling with the smaller oral muscle as he fingered Kurt faster, bringing hot needy moans out of the smaller man's mouth that were muffled by Puck's larger lips.

Every single thrust of those slick thick digits inside his pussy made Kurt tremble and moan, his body arched slowly as he felt his wet pussy slowly twitching around the invading fingers. A pull deep inside Kurt's belly seemed to make the man arch until his back was completely off the couch and his moans got higher and higher "Puck... oh god Puck... Noah... oh... oh" his voice hit the highest note he'd ever hit as he whimpered out Noah's name just as his orgasm his, his pussy clenching tight around Puck's fingers and coating them in his cum, his pants soaking in the warm sticky substance. His first orgasm... and it felt absolutely perfect in every way.

Puck was careful as could be in removing his fingers, letting them slip out of the Hummel boy and sucking them clean. "Dam Kurt... you have a freaking awesome O face" he said proudly as he cleaned off his hand. Kurt just lay there collapsed against the couch in post-orgasmic bliss "T-Thanks" he panted out as he lay there in his soaked panties and letting it sink in that Puck'd just made him cum like nothing else "Don't... don't you need to... to-"

"Not tonight Kurt" Puck finished as he gently patted his friend's back "This was all about you but tomorrow... hell every night from now till you leave, I'm not stopping till we both cum" he said casually as he looked to Kurt "That is, if you're game"

Kurt didn't need to think hard for his answer.

"I'm game"