Credit to The Great Mikey Weston for the idea. The characters of the Mario franchise write letters; sometimes they're asking questions, being smart alecks, or being just plain stupid! Rated T for safety. *edit* This is, for whatever reason, my most popular story. Thank you all for nearly 1000 REVIEWS! That's awesome! This story is likely over, sadly. Or maybe it isn't. Mwahahahaha.